31 March 2007
All true, all disclosed here - look in the comments.
From his side we've only heard about the mechanics of this thing.
The mind boggles.
The nicely framed Vman was borrowed from Elisson
Not competing with Marcus
Am I to old to judge the significance of this? (Mohawk and Eric need not comment)
How does this happen, or even more importantly, where was I when this did happen?
Mind You That Is On Keeeesistrechingthetruth so don't look.
Comments left there:
Why I'm speechless!!!
# posted by Infantry Dad : 7:28 PM
Circus of the Spineless
Eeewww, jeeeww, aaawww, but very nice, go and take a look, of course I feature, don't you get "spineless"
Yes, they grow rather big here in this part of the world.
And without fear of repeating myself I will repeat a post from last year.
Sucking up to Libby
I did not grow this
Mine grows faster than yours
In the comments please: A what of (raccoons) RINGTAIL CATS?
Them thar is lemurs so I will venture a "Larx of Lemurs". No I have no clue as to what a Larx is but it seemed right for the moment.
RobC Homepage 04.03.07 - 9:08 pm #
Looks like a cluster-fuck to me.
Bane Homepage 04.01.07 - 1:46 am #
That's a lot of ringtail cats (not raccoons).
BobG Homepage 03.31.07 - 4:40 pm # KK: Ta Bob.
Snakes alive - Or otherwise
30 March 2007
Cute on Friday
Photography = Patience & Anticipation
Super ain't it.
yep, you got just the right one..lol.
You do take the most interesting pictures!
KK: Gee, thanks Nancy, I neeevver thought that I could fool somebody as smart as you.
29 March 2007
Ad or not this is good filming.
Turn your sound way up and listen.
Pretty cool Tarzan
You may wanna fix the word, "another"... in this post. KK - Done TA.
We can only hope, Kees...
Tennessee Ten Commandments
The Cat's Mother's new wheels
You can buy anything in Africa but you pay thru your butt.
This wasn't so bad.
It is a Honda Oddessy, 4 wheel drive, 9 years old, but in really good nick and a brand new engine for USD 10K.
That is 42,000,000 Zambian Kwacha.
Oh no !Not a Honda!
But I like nice Mini-Vans in *Good Nick*...mine 1999 Villager has about 90,000 miles on it...but still waiting to trade her in for that Hybrid Flex Fuel vehicle that will get me 60mpg!
I'm having some "minor, outpatient surgery" done today, and so I told my visitors to visit your blog instead, until I'm recovered... maybe tomorrow, or so. I hope you can handle all that additional traffic, in the meantime....
KK: Thanks Chief.
KK: Hi Karen,
I like things in good "Nic(k)", and the adage, in the "Nic(k)" of time, however I intensely dislike the sayings, " he Nic(k)ed it, He Nic(k)ed himself with a knife, He is like the DEVIL, old Nic(k), himself.
In another persona though I would dislike it even more if a fuck up was referred to as a Kees'ed job, that would really piss me off.
Bat crazy if you ask me, where do the spots shine once you've gotten her clothes off?
Wonder if there's anything on the back of that dress or if it's just her ass sticking out...looks like a great 'peep show' dress
The lamp is great but the dress sucks.
LeeAnn 03.29.07 - 5:24 pm #
27 March 2007
Yep Mellissa, one can see a "wart" halfway between the tusk and the ear, I think this was a youngish piggie... probably not very au fait with crocs wich led to its's demise. Warthogs are pretty quick of the mark so to nab one was pretty good for the croc.
The missing u
26 March 2007
Too much skin or too little dog
Has anyone ever owned a mutt like this?
What are they like, besides funny looking?
How can you see if they're male or female?
BobG Homepage 03.28.07 - 9:06 pm #
Cute dog and no dog hair--that's a plus.
LeeAnn 03.27.07 - 5:20 am #
*sigh* - I can empathise with that dear little doggy.
Chickie Homepage 03.26.07 - 9:32 pm #
I'm calling the S.P.C.A. - The Society for the Promotion of Cute Animals!!! *wink*and links to you!
KarenMcL Homepage 03.26.07 - 8:05 pm #
Hi Keesie. My soon-to-be neighbours have one of these. I'll be sure to take pics and send. I'm quite curious to know if the layers of skin muffle the bark... or yelps... if Jasmine is involved.
Lil Pumkin Homepage 03.26.07 - 5:22 pm #
Ahhh...it's sooooo adorable.I've never owned one, but I do think they're cute. Like Hammer at first glance I thought I was looking at a bath towel.
MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 03.26.07 - 4:16 pm #
I thought it was a discarded bath towel at first.
hammer Homepage 03.26.07 - 3:57 pm #
I've never owned a Shar pe. A neighbor of ours used to own two of them.
Maeve 03.26.07 - 3:47 pm #
25 March 2007
How many JOB titles have you had?
Rules of the road (Can be ignored- ED)
You should have had some fiscal or payment in kind, income from a title that you list.
Be proactive – ‘Whorehouse Manager’ can go under Guidance Councilor.
A: Aroma therapy Massage therapist. (the Cat’s Mother attests to this here)
B: Butcher, Civilian and Army: Baker.
C: Cannon Fodder: Candlestick maker, part time but it paid well. Cook, various restaurants and homes.
D: Diver, I sampled most of the research sample for the Nu Ke lar power station at Koeberg: Democratic voter - NOT: Driver.
E: Editor, of a campus newspaper.
F: Modesty cuts this title down to ziltz.
G: Gunner, tank, sea, air, ac ac, private:
I: Insurance salesman:
J: July replacement manager for PEP stores, Niewoudsville.
L: Lecturer, I actually lectured in Hydraulics and here, a subject that I never studied formaly, cos’ it is a passion of mine I could do and was asked to lecture: Let us Play Counselor, for Play With Wolves workshops.
M: Manager, Shoe shop, Civil engineering, Commercial: Male nurse, army and parabats.
N: Not to be trusted, police report.
O: Occupational Therapist – Husband to.
P: Part Player in Shitty movies and picture serials. Pussy Lover,.
Q: Quantity surveyor.: Queer escort.
R: Red Hot Prospect, only sometimes.
S: Salesman Real Estate.
T; Tactician sea, air: Technician, army, air force, Parabats, civil: Team leader, hunting, tank:
U: Underlying bad cause.
V: Vermin hunter and Exterminator, an actual title: Very experienced TRACKER. Vet assistant, I performed a cesarean section on a cow with the vet standing by on the telephone 160 kilometers (100 miles) away.
W: Whore (escort) manager and planner, a future post, for sure.
X: Xtreme Bullshitter. YOU NAME THE POSTS.
Y: Yse guy.
Z: Z Only One.
Do your worst.
Some helping tips.
ERIC can say.
A: ....After hitting the jackpot I now stay at home and write a novel ...
L: Lizard .... I once was a big lizard made of copper... it's now hanging in the garage...
I THINK THAT WE WOULD LIKE SOME PHOTO EVIDENCE OF THIS.
S: ... she (SYLVIA) is verrrrrrry nice ..: Semper Fi.
ELLISON Can write.
E: English ,perfessor, as she is writt in 100 words.
C: Chemistry .. Engineering that is, That damn degree.
Hammer can add:
C: Cold I was called
Guyk can quote the alphabet.
S: Shyster: Shipping clerk: Snake handler: Sharp writer: Senators Son: Shit talker, etc.
I: I missed, but is was sooooo close
H: Husband to the extremely lovely and talented Priscilla
D: Dolly, Ike, Mike and The Pork chop, story to follow
A: Armatures as big as your aunty Sylvia's mouth.
S: Seriously the answer is only six extended calcs away.
A: Allways interesting.
G: Goat, milk cheese, illness
I: Interesting, allways.
C: Coulter ......
F: Faggot hater ....
P: Pay or ......
G: Good story teller....
L: ...Last time I had ex marital powow with my legaly married husband I was called Last...
A: Absent, cos I don't .....
S: Sixty Nine
Eniwaai you get the drift.
A: All the peeps on my blogroll is tagged.
E: Everybody that reads this is tagged. LeeAnn. Oubaas, take note.
H: High and mighty, Glen, Kim, Tim Shultzie are not excused, damn I have sent at least 0.00000073 % of their hits that way.
Well, in case anybody is still interested, I'm in.
Libby Spencer Homepage 03.29.07 - 12:48 am #
Great lists. I love this meme. I'm going to do it sometime this week.
Libby Spencer Homepage 03.28.07 - 9:13 am #
C. Costume Designer
D. Dog Rescuer
Idiot (multiple positions)
J. Jelly Maker
L. Lesbian media whore
M. Media Whore
O. Opossum Murderer
P. Parochial School Girl
R. Rugby prop
S. Smartass media whore
T. Tailor and tu-tu maker
U. Underwear Expert
V. Vegetable Picker
X. X-Ray Super Model
Y. Yogurt Artisan
Z. Zipper Fixer
Rosie Homepage 03.28.07 - 6:09 am #
A: Art director
C: Clothing store functionary
D: Drug and pharmaceutical manufacturer
E: Engineer, chemical
F: Fine art collector
G: Gelding lessor/owner
H: Herpetologist/hashish evaluator
I: Import-export manager
J: Jew (unpaid position)
K: Killer of assorted miscellaneous vermin and insects
L: Lover (not a fighter)/liver tonic formulator
M: Monkey trainer
O: Orgasm grinder
P: Pharmaceutical and drug manufacturer/propulsion engineer
Q: Quality control consultant
R: Rattlesnake reporter
U: Underground railroad engineer
V: Vehicle, motor, owner-operator
Y: Young scalawag
Z: Zone defense player
Curriculum Vitae? Gawd awmighty!
Elisson Homepage 03.27.07 - 2:51 am #
Mines' done too.Come visit!
Rex Homepage 03.27.07 - 1:41 am #
Hmm, I think I've had less than 10 jobs in my 40 odd working years, and all of them more boring than the ones you list, Kees. Is it too late to get a life?
Stu Savory Homepage 03.26.07 - 8:12 pm #
... man, this thing looks hard.....
Eric Homepage 03.26.07 - 5:19 pm #
hmmm, diver...does muff diving count?
GUYK Homepage 03.26.07 - 3:50 pm #
A: airline agent; admission secretary for a preschool
B: baby sitter; buyer of clothing
C: chinese goods buyer
F: flower lei greeter
I: inventory taker
J: jewelry seller
L: label orderer
M: mens wear seller
O: order taker for snack shop
P: perfume maker
R: reservations for airline
S: suntan lotion maker
T: trademark and patents watcher
W: watch seller
I think that's all I've been paid to do.
LeeAnn 03.26.07 - 12:46 am #
Chickie Homepage 03.26.07 - 12:18 am #
24 March 2007
I don't doodle, I Photo Shop
Our Chickie helped her to get her piccie back.
I think she should post it like that on her blog!!
Blob gave me this.
All hail Keesie!
Maeve 03.25.07 - 3:18 am #
A Helping Hand
Who said I can't find my ass?
Bane Homepage 03.29.07 - 4:33 am #
"So THAT'S what my butt looks like..."
BobG Homepage 03.25.07 - 8:35 pm #
23 March 2007
Please be carefull
This is serious ... Azanians please be very careful ! Here is a "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Makro customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Technology - update - this is the same man
The reward is still to get your 3 bucks worth, but to get your man is worth thousands of bucks.
Photo about now.
Snicker, snicker, 3 bucks, snicker.
He thought that the endless getting close to "TURKEYS" and actually hearing them gobbling is a hunting story, fair enough, but to EXPOSE the YETI CONSPIRACY, was his downfall.
Making light of a T Rex steak is not excusable, you might as well join PETA.
Let us all hope and aim that this youngster redeems himself, right smartly.
What is this shit about "Shed hunting" and then they go into the woods, and they pick up old horns.
I would have thought that you hunt something in a "shed"
I am good at that.
3 bucks? Yeah! They have tripled the reward! I'm an outlaw of the worst kind!
Life is good.
Men of Steel
I obviously posed for number 3, who do you think posed for the other two?
The dimensions of my sculpture is Width: 3 feet, Height: 3 feet, Depth: 3 feet.
I do think that the artist took poetic licence a bit to far.
... I once made a big lizard out of copper... it's hanging in the garage...
Eric Homepage 03.24.07 - 11:07 pm #
A man of steel is useless unless he has some wood...
BobG Homepage 03.24.07 - 6:47 pm #
*sigh* I envy people who have such creativity!
Jayne Homepage 03.24.07 - 10:47 am #
Or maybe it was just poetic justice...LOL. Hey I wonder how long it would take to make a man of steel?
MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 03.23.07 - 10:42 pm #
Thanks. Love the teddy bear look.
LeeAnn 03.23.07 - 6:37 pm #
KK to MrsJoseGoldbloom: Sorry I don't understand, make a man of steel do what?
When thigns go wnorg
22 March 2007
The two above is from Knuttz's steel animals, go take a look.
This one is from the mind of a male, lordy.
I think us women need a steel man to look at!
LeeAnn 03.23.07 - 12:20 am #
This looks like a very handy tool.
If you use the one side too much you might injure yourself though.
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
hammer Homepage 03.22.07 - 4:56 pm #
Perfect for Hammer, you can beat on things with one side and open beer bottles with the other!
Rex Homepage 03.22.07 - 4:11 pm #
21 March 2007
Their form is impeccable - flawless!
But it's harder to get a bucket under the dolphin at milking time.
BobG Homepage 03.21.07 - 7:01 pm #
I can't tell the difference, they look identical to me.
MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 03.21.07 - 4:03 pm #
Isn't a manatee called a sea cow?
hammer Homepage 03.21.07 - 3:43 pm #
Saying farewell - a repost.
This amazing sequence starts with the lions eating on a dead elephant.
Then another elephant comes closer and chases them off.
He places a leg on the dead elephant and finaly rubs his backside softly on his dead relative.
This sequence came with this tag http://www.e-gnu.com/images/elephant-kill.gif, but this just leads the sequence above
This leads to the home page, but you cannot access the pictures from there.
I am reposting this as it is so thought provoking and noboby so far have me in their "Bloggers that makes you think" catagory. Life is tough.
Of all the non-humans, the Big Ones seem to be the only ones that have an actual sense of their mortality, and its implications. I have never felt right about people shooting them for food or sport, since they seem to have more complex emotions than most animals.Just my opinion.
BobG Homepage 03.21.07 - 7:06 pm #
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA A shameless plea for a link? Ok.
GUYK Homepage 03.21.07 - 3:24 pm #
I was lucky enough to spend heaps of time in Kasane, Botswana, many moons ago. The Botswana guvmunt had a heap of low cost housing built in the area. What no one in the guvmunt thought to do was a recce of the area to see how it would affect the elephants, particularly from the Chobe district. As a result, sed guvmunt built the houses, right across decades old elephant trails. The elephants knew no better, so they carried on their 'walks' as if nothing had happened. I have some amazing video footage of an elephant climbing over a neighbours garden fence!
Jayne Homepage 03.21.07 - 12:28 pm #