16 September 2006
The ultimate under pillow defense
We (royal) did not reach this decision easily, we quote the minutes of extensive meetings below.
We believe we had the right advisors.
Bane's comments.
Hi Bane,
I like your blog and mostly your message.
Keeping a means of killing someone under your pillow is sound advice.
In your next post (below) (upside down world) you talk about self inflicted wounds to Africa.
Yes.
Excuses - none.
I do believe the coca-cola culture is rubbing of - slowly.
Look after yourself, do not wait for the AUTHORITIES.
You are linked from today(night).
Cheers
KeesKennis | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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Uh, thanks, and stuff, but I believe I counseled STRONGLY against not putting a gun under your pillow, invoking the image of Saint Peter whilst doing so?
Great way to shoot yourself, or someone you love during a nightmare.
Bane | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 12:54 pm | #
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Armed...
To da teef...
At home, in the car, u name it.
Lil Toni | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 1:31 pm | #
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What about a dagger or a knuckle duster?
I live a sweet life, I don't have nightmares.
KeesKennis | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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Oh, all of the above, Kees. I'm like a fucking Swiss Army Knife.
Bane | Homepage | 09.16.06 - 1:53 pm | #
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I'm wondering how long it takes Bane to discover that using a double negative means that he's counselling strongly FOR putting a gun under Kees' pillow? Ya gots ta be careful with advice like that...
I don't know about the original advice (I don't read Bane), but Bane's quote "Uh, thanks, and stuff, but I believe I counseled STRONGLY against not putting a gun under your pillow, invoking the image of Saint Peter whilst doing so?" tells Kees that going unarmed at night is a bad idea. I looove logic and the English language.
I don't know about the original advice (I don't read Bane), but Bane's quote "Uh, thanks, and stuff, but I believe I counseled STRONGLY against not putting a gun under your pillow, invoking the image of Saint Peter whilst doing so?" tells Kees that going unarmed at night is a bad idea. I looove logic and the English language.
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: Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:35:00 AM
: Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:35:00 AM
I'm armed with my wit and bitchy attitude. I figure I'll find a lamp at the appropriate time.
# posted by : Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:39:00 AM
: Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:39:00 AM
You can cube an imaginary number if you wish, but you still told Kees to keep a gun under his pillow. I'll consider it a mere instant of intellectual imprecision.
I'll leave the professional abuse up to you. I am, indeed, an admitted amateur.
I'll leave the professional abuse up to you. I am, indeed, an admitted amateur.
# posted by : Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:35:00 PM
: Sunday, September 17, 2006 11:35:00 PM
Bane, it was a minor mistake that you apparently haven't figured out yet. No biggie. Nobody's perfect, myself included. I'd explain it more clearly, but you've taken serious offense and that wasn't my intention.
Besides, fighting on the Internet is like pissing into the wind. It feels good for a moment but then even your friends know you're dirty.
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Besides, fighting on the Internet is like pissing into the wind. It feels good for a moment but then even your friends know you're dirty.
# posted by : Tuesday, September 19, 2006 3:44:00 AM
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