27 June 2007

 

Neatly done


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Phase I of the Bat Mobile conversion.
Audubon Ron Homepage 06.29.07 - 11:19 pm #
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How'd you get that picture of my Love Mobile!
Rex Homepage 06.28.07 - 5:40 am #
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I wonder if someone in Africa is missing a roof?
LeeAnn 06.28.07 - 1:00 am #
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"Where's the duct tape?"It's on the inside panel, with the baling wire...
BobG Homepage 06.27.07 - 7:39 pm #
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Where's the duct tape?
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26 June 2007

 

Trompe l'oeil

Smokeroom ....... Funny?

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.. excellent, it'll let me comment again.... not that I have anything to really add to the conversation, but, hey, at least I can now comment... ... just sayin'....
Eric Homepage 06.29.07 - 4:03 am #

.. testing...
Eric Homepage 06.29.07 - 4:02 am #
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Too bad that beautiful painting will be all yellow and icky before too long...
Chickie Homepage 06.28.07 - 5:18 am #
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A cousin of mine is a mortician. He has handed out bic lighters that he had specialty made. Shows a tall western mortican with the tall hat and coat tails. On the lighter it reads..."THANK YOU FOR SMOKING".

Says he only got punched for it once. Since then, he only gives em out to folks that he knows will enjoy the ironic humor.
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Naw, that is ceiling art. Someone painted that.
Bonita Homepage 06.26.07 - 7:26 pm #
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At least they still have an indoor place to smoke.
LeeAnn 06.26.07 - 6:59 pm #

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KK: Trompe-l'œil - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Trompe-l'œil is an art technique involving extremely realistic imagery in order to create the optical illusion that the depicted objects really exist, ...




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Other places


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Love the sign.
LeeAnn 06.26.07 - 6:58 pm #
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If you put that sign up in the US, you would have the ACLU suing you, the FBI would be arresting you for hate crimes, and there would be people marching and rioting in the streets, all in the name of political correctness.
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22 June 2007

 

Cool ...... or not?



I suppose the Chairman of the American Masturbators Orginisation is called the Head Wanker
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"Mmmmm what can we do with all those surplus latex gloves?"
RobC Homepage 06.24.07 - 9:59 pm #
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No, I think the 'Head Wanker' title belongs to the chief of a San Francisco union...
GUYK Homepage 06.24.07 - 3:53 pm #
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So would the Chairman be Vman???
Maeve Homepage 06.24.07 - 6:44 am #
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I see the glove, I see the wash pad to clean up afterwards. Does it only work for dry runs?
ralphd00d Homepage 06.22.07 - 8:00 pm #
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Wonder if my local drug store is going to stock this item?
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Cool tap


I posted another cool tap here
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Wonder what is hot and cold, the throttle or clutch?
RobC Homepage 06.24.07 - 9:58 pm #
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That tap should be pouring beer, not water.
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Not my job


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Notice it is in AZ... figures. Litchfield is only about 20 minutes away...
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21 June 2007

 

How to make a nice salad with egg rings



Have any of you guys ever seen something like this? It is completely new to me, or am I just tooooo deep in the bush.
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the package reads "boiled eggs." haven't seen them here yet.
djs 06.25.07 - 9:08 pm #
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Damn, I'd hate to meet that chicken.
K-nine Homepage 06.22.07 - 1:05 am #
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What the hell is it? By the writing it looks like Nip grub, which after having spent 2yrs with the slant eyed little f*ckers in Kenya, is fekkin 'orrible! (apart from Nori)
Jayne Homepage 06.21.07 - 8:04 pm #
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Damn...you couldn't pay me to eat that crap. I've never seen it, thankfully.
Chickie Homepage 06.21.07 - 7:36 pm #

I've seen them, and avoid them like I would avoid a tofu steak.
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The sun is hot



Let us get a bit of shade.
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Couldn't do that at Nellis AFB, the tarmac gets so damn hot sometimes, you can feel it through your shoes.
BobG Homepage 06.21.07 - 6:22 pm #
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Did you know that at the camps in Botswana they have to cover the tyres of the aircraft with bushes and branches to stop the wild animals chewing on the tires?
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20 June 2007

 

Airtime


The flying doesn't hurt, it is the landing that alters your voice.

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Oh my!!!!
Maeve Homepage 06.22.07 - 4:25 pm #
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Brilliant Chickie! Actually what has happened here is that the oke hit the ramp too hard and broke his halfshafts, this is a problem with quads and their riders that think they are Superman.
RobC Homepage 06.24.07 - 9:50 pm #
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Reminds me of the Kenny Rogers song:"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose-wheel"...
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Recipe blogging


Take one medium sized pumpkin ....................
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Brilliant! Oh to have a creative mind!
Jayne Homepage 06.21.07 - 8:05 pm #
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So THAT'S where they stick the candle...
Elisson Homepage 06.21.07 - 6:16 am #
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NASTY!
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19 June 2007

 

Hunting in MS


Wait for this one from the wonderfull story teller.
I wonder if he would have told this story if somebody didn't send me this piccie?


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Hey! Now you see how I dream up my stories. The truth is out there!

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18 June 2007

 

The DRC

It's French.
The Gaelic shrug.
Fuck YOU, you are not French.

I do not understand how a backward (that is by African standards) country can pick up the most hatefull trends from their old colonial masters.
Maybe that is why they are backwards.
Money grabbing, surly, aggressive little shits.

A scene from the border post between Zambia and DRC.

KK: (with big smile) Bonjour Monsieur.
Customs Official: blah. blah. fuck you.
KK: You want to look in my suitcase, please feel free.
CO: (finger pointing and french words)
KK: OK, OK I'll open the fucking suitcase myself!
The CO now proceeds to look through my dirty clothes, putting his hands into all the pockets.
KK: I must add here as I detest littering I put my cigarette ends in my pocket and often forget to put those into the bin when I have a chance.
So after several washed and unwashed ends he points that I can now close the case.
CO: (finger pointing and french words) this time directed at my computer case.
KK: (getting pissed and getting louder) OK here it is!!
CO:(finger pointing and french words) and I showed him how to start the computer.
CO: (finger pointing and french words) and I typed in my password.
Now a senior CO arrives on the scene (finger pointing and french words), airtime, (finger pointing and french words), airtime. (meaning that I should give him some money to buy airtime for his phone)
KK: FUCK YOU !!!, (crossing my arms at the wrist) FUCK YOU!, LOCK ME UP!, you fucking shits.
I am livid and shouting at this stage, and attracting the attentions of passerby's.
The senior CO is now mouthing the word "Non" repeatedly.
The CO now closes my laptop without switching it off.
KK: You FUCKING MORON, go ahead and find those FUCKING porno movies, YOU IMBECILE. (finger pointing and french words)
I open up and close my computer properly.
The senior CO is now (with a growing crowd in attendance) quite subservient, MONSIEUR, MONSIEUR, directed at me all the time.
I disregard all the attemps by all the officials to carry my bags and take them and walk away.
(finger pointing and french words), "animale"
THAT IS RIGHT YOU SHITS: I AM AN ANIMAL. REMEMBER THAT.
I am going to cross that border on a regular basis and I will teach those CO's some manners.

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I also hate uncivil servants... mmm should have added civil in between... NOT!RobC Homepage 06.24.07 - 9:54 pm #

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Um, the DRC was Belgian, not French - same thing almost. Most Belgians speak French as a home language anyway. Neither country could run a colony worth a damn anyway ....

Oubaas 06.21.07 - 3:33 pm #

.KK: Yes Oubaas, you get the same feeling as in Ivory Coast

picked up the graft and arrogance from the frogs, huh?

GUYK Homepage 06.19.07 - 11:10 am #

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Heh.......next time pack a nice big black dildo in your luggage. Make sure it is a vibrating one.
Maeve
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is it me or does everyone hate the French?
Rex
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Be loud anf Firm. Best way to get it done the quickest.
ralphd00d
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Arrogant civil servants can be a real pain in the ass. Some of them just have to act like they are important, at everyone else's expense.
BobG
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Just don't get yourself killed Keesie.Happy Father's Day by the way.
Chickie
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That is frigging awful! I think you handled it well.
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11 June 2007

 

The Democratic Reblublic Of The Congo

I am visiting a new contract for my company in the DRC, a new mine for an American company.
Contract value about 60 million USD, that is, our part of the works.
Now then Vman, you want, no you crave, to be cut into small pieces, please call, I'se can supply.
Not only that, here in the blood diamond country we can meet every crazy, craven, crooked demand, we only smile, and wink.
And all of the above at very reasonable prices.

I travelled from 08:00 to 17:500 and after two taxis and two aeroplanes I arrived safely and covered 550 km about 350 miles in 12 hours.

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Don't know if you celebrate Father's Day (thank you Hallmark Cards) but if you do: Happy Father's Day.
LeeAnn 06.18.07 - 1:08 am #

Hiya Keesie! I'm back. I notice she's "front"!
Kim Homepage 06.16.07 - 4:22 am #
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Where's the picture of big tited African women?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/DvROWaXG.jpg
Or has ya cleaned up yer act.
DaD Homepage 06.12.07 - 4:48 am #



KK:
DaD, I don't know how you do it. This is Maria, they all have good christian names here, one of those that I have lined up to cut visitors into small pieces. Real or imagined.
Now, I had Vman in mind. But you will do.
I, off course only know Maria in the not biblical way, IE. I met her in the Shoprite Shopping Mall.
Any inferences to any other way, will be met with violence, as I am stressed with 17 paternity challenges, already, I will not listen to you.

DaD,
"tited", please go and look at http://www.daxmontana.net/?p=1685 LOL




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08 June 2007

 

Equipment


I like to be well equiped when I go into the bush.
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hmmm, in the first post you allowed you took to axi rides and an airplane flight and here I see you hiking. Now here in the land of the big BX a taxi cost a lot of dollars but I have never heard of anyone having to pay their underwear for a ride..pants maybe but not the nicotined stained shorts
GUYK Homepage 06.13.07 - 8:39 pm #
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Hope you are not out "fudge packing" dude?
Eli the Bearded Homepage 06.12.07 - 4:56 pm #
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Hope he has some sun block and mosquito repellent in that pack...
BobG Homepage 06.11.07 - 7:18 pm #
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Ahhh, where are the girls?
Rex Homepage 06.10.07 - 5:03 am #
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Nice buns...
Chickie Homepage 06.09.07 - 5:08 am #
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Bad boy.
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07 June 2007

 

Mr. Lee and his Cat Cam

Photo tours - join a day in the life of Mr. Lee

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B'loonz


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Heh, now that's what I call a "suprise"...
Chickie Homepage 06.09.07 - 5:09 am #
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This is great...sent a copy to my friends.
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06 June 2007

 

Lenige katten

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/020448.php






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05 June 2007

 

Tuesday Funny

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Reminds me of the old joke... what's the only bird who can't get pregnant???
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The SWALLOW!
That's an oldie and a groaner but a good one.
Chickie Homepage 06.09.07 - 5:10 am #





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Hey ....

Brown bear - Bavarian Forest Nationalpark


... are you listening?
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Nice lookin' grizzlies.
BobG Homepage 06.08.07 - 8:04 pm #
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I don't want to sound negative toward another poster, but I don't think those are any African carnivore - they look more like bears to me.
WTF are they, Kees?
Oubaas 06.07.07 - 2:31 pm #
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KK: Caption added.
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Kees:
You've got an unfair advantage over us American bloggers. Living in Africa, you've got access to all kinds of great animals to photograph. All we've got are a lot of illegal aliens, gangbangers, camel jockeys and crooked politicians to take pictures of....
It just ain't fair, I tell yah. Well, okay, we do have Paris Hilton, but she's in the slammer, so what does that leave us, besides all those other drunken, spoiled bimbos in Hollywood?
And, I don't live anywhere near there, so all I've got are cicadas, squirrels and lots of those aforementioned crooked politicians.... Oh, woe is me.
MohawkChieftain 06.05.07 - 10:28 pm #





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Hey ....



... are you listening?
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LOL. Something about that shot reminds me of Jamaica.
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03 June 2007

 

Valentino Rossi


You have 23 laps of 5.2 km circuit to race.
Your main competition has a bike that is 10 km per hour faster than yours.
That is, 310 kph to 300 kph down the main straight.
The circuit is a fast circuit with straights of 800 m and 1200m.
That is, you are racing for your life at Mugello in Italy and your name is Valentino Rossi.

What you do is use your SUPERIOR racing skills and blow away the competition in the racy bits of the circuit.

Sorry Aussie Biker, but the diff is now 9 points in the championship race and indeed "It's a beautiful thing to watch :) "

Also the title of your post linked above: "The V Man" is almost sacrilegious, that is reserved for the real Vman.

Not even one of the best motorbike racers in the world can have that.

How's that for super ass creeping?

Did you notice that your tax dollars only got you 5th place in the Super 14 Rugby Competition.

I actually like the Aussie Biker and his fight against idiocy in Australia, but had to get my dig in here, both on the MotoGP and the Rugby.
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It was more beautiful watching him choke at Valencia
Tex Homepage 06.06.07 - 3:09 pm #
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I like Stoner too but Rossi's DA MAN!
Viva La Figa! I just love his impudent attitude plus he crashed his first 125 on the first corner first time out... just like me on my first bike! (My dad was not impressed nor was my insurance broker!)
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02 June 2007

 

Original thought of the day

As I was looking at the atrocious plumbing that you find in this part of the world, I mumbled to myself.
"I am sure there is a concept in this toilet's plumbing that I could sell to a French Muslim, it is a bidet and foot bath at the same time"

Clever eh?




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This is how it starts.

And it ends like this.

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.... that chick is definitely living dangerously.....
Eric Homepage 06.07.07 - 4:20 pm #
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I think he liked her lipstick. But, it doesn't look very good on him.
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01 June 2007

 

Don't overdo it now!

Senior Fitness(Winter exercises for those of us who are getting older....)
I Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends and family.
The article suggested doing it three days a week.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, then relax.
Each day, you'll find that you can Hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then 50-lb potato sacks.
Eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.(I'm at this level)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

Stolen from It Occurred To Me

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A potato? I was planning on something more like a sprig of parsley...
BobG Homepage 06.01.07 - 8:13 pm #
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Finally, an exercise that I can do!

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