24 August 2011
I WIN - OR - NOT: A Meme
Choose 3 and have a number competitions with each:
Some you lose and some you win:
Like: Contestant 1:
Contest A = Sexy:
Maeve WINS, I LOSE.
Contest B = Longest DICK:
I WIN, Maeve LOSE by a fair margin.
So like some TZU guy you choose your area of warfare.
And Contestant 2:
Contest A = Sexy:
SWG wins and I lose
Contest B = Good looking:
SWG wins and I lose
Contest C = 10 pin bowling:
SWG LOOOSE and I WIN Big .
Please come and play.
And Contestant 3:
Contest A = MOST Blog Hits:
Glen wins and I lose
Contest B = LEAST Blog Hits:
Glen lose and I win
Contest C = Biggest nerd:
Glen Win and I lose
The world awaits your response
And Contestant 4 to Eternity:
Please show some class like below:
Category 1: Boobies in good taste.
Category 2: Boobies in better taste.
Category 3: Boobies in beer taste
So please more piccies in Cat 3 is required.
Once again, I doff my hat to you.
23 August 2011
Libyan-Americans pray in front of the White House, after celebrating and chanting, 'Merci Sarkozy! Thank you Obama!' Photo: Stephane Jourdain/AFP/Getty Images
I am sure Jefferson would have sorted this mess out
Nothing in French law stops DSK from becoming President as yet
Now as MC often say "Peace Justice and Happiness will follow"
Teh Won now have reluctancy as well as stupidity as his trademark
18 August 2011
But then Stu is a very responsible grown up.
I hereby list idiotic and crazy things bikers should do to go to biker heaven, my bit.
1) Burn out the clutch of your 400 cc Kawasaki by towing a 1 ton van for 46 km
2) Get arrested for having saddle holsters on your bike with rifles in them. (teh live ammo was a separate charge)
3) Being so drunk that you convince everybody that you are OK and sending the bike into a parked car whilst you fall off on your ass, all within 1 meter from where you started.
4) Hit a tortoise on a bike whilst being towed by a car.
5) Rescue a Harley Davidson by taking the engine from the drilling machine it was doing duty in and placing it back in the frame you found in a shed.
6) Abusing your Z1000R to tow a trailer with a cow and a half-born calf to a vet 80 km away, no burnt clutches or damage. But 80 km and not geting into 3rd, by god!!. Both the cow and the calf survived. (Update: Both have been eaten as steaks and mince with not a ta to me)
7) Wiping out a 1200 cc Honda in a tug of war with my Z1000R. (Actually the most damage to the Honda came whilst in was fighting itself under a parked van) We used dog chain and leather belts as a tug'o'war rope.
8) Riding pillion and drinking premix (brandy and coke) from a liter bottle and clocking 2oo kph over a speedtrap.
9) Sleeping next to the road in winter and having the right connections to take the exhaust gasses to your sleeping bag to stop you from freezing.
10) Seeing a speed trap when going fast in open vast country and knowing that you have blotted your registration (number plate) and then accelerating and sleeping in the bush next to the road for 4 days and watching the cops go hither and dither and laughing your ass of.
11) Parasail behind a bike and land in a river while you shit yourself. (This of course happened to a friend of mine)
12 to 21( You are not going to believe this shit in any case(
Tell me your best/worst
Towing a friend on her skateboard, me braking to avoid a herd of cows, and having her overtake me :-)
Surely this is a Beer Camp record.
16 August 2011
What do you call a black man with a AK 47?
I see a lot of comments about Sweden and the apology to their neighbours.
You cannot win all battles. Sometimes you must survive to fight another day.
I've won and I've lost.
The fight goes on.
I wish Sweden the best in it's fight.
Obviously I've known some good Swedes or maybe some very good Swedesess. Ole. Oy for that matter.
11 August 2011
Showing the kids how to behave
If the UK follows the principles of the above picture the riots would not happen again
Sorta look like a vervet monkey, though.
Da Future, Da present, Da Past and Da Keesie campaign to kill socialists
The links to my female roll is invisble as I am disapearing into the jungles of siera leone for about 40 day, so my face will be healed by the time I return. The blood of course, I will wear as a badge of pride
So feel free to add your visual bits: NO WORDS alone
KEESIE UNNERSTANS PIKTURS: OK
ON your own blog of course with links in my comments
BHO just contacted me and told me to say: WE CAN CHANGE ALL OF THIS, yes we can.
Asshole without a pause, dat wat he is.
NOW: Get into my Heading
Stu can have his socialistic orgasm right here
He and Germany can go back to the Deutchmark and fuck the Euro in the Eye
EVENTUALLY YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES MONEY
It is all about being nice to all peeps all the time no fucking matter how useless they are
How about I was working and did not have time for crap?
The fabulous fantastic twins
But hey, I'm wanking at you (wanking is the correct past tense for having winked)
Your choice ( she will primaty Obama)
You read it here for the 22289076 th times FIRST
False but accurate
Right about here I tink Da Froth would like to say someting about Toads
You better beware
I warned you
And I think you can listen up to da Parkway Guy and learn how to spit (aauughew pqnes)
Ok, Ok I will buy your pussy some corn
"OK I will go with you then as my pussy is right out of corn"
"Mr Obama, I did told you not to put toos many taxes on da donkey"
Goody, photoshop or not
Monica with her mouth open and not full (or partly full) for the first time in the Clinton era
It was only like yesterday that Monica was crawling arround the white house and putting things in her mouth
Erica (Da Photog and Da Brooklyn gal)
Bonita (Da Mother and Da Cook and Da Photog, not to mention Da canoeing skilz)
Your guess is as bad as mime
My My what a poepol
A poepol liar
About to kiss who?
I am sure dat Da Cajun would agree wid me about da LBj
08 August 2011
Purpose built in one corner of my property.
After a life of getting by with comercial saunas this one is magic.
NO AL GORE INFLUENCE.
2.5 m X 2.0 m by 1.95 m tall.
Double brick walls and a standard solid wooden door.
The insides are finished in Abecha wood with a lower and upper benches.
9 Kw of heating element covered by rocks small to big.
I can induce a heat surge of 130 to 170 Deg F by adding water.
I also smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey in this sacred space.
BUT THIS NOT THE SACRILEGE.
I am thinking of adding infrared heaters to make my legs sweat.
Is that taking the Finish Sauna model to far?
Happy sweat to you.
May I join you in a cig and a glass of wine whilst we sweat and swear?
You and teh mister and beeb etc is welcome, our Robertson wines is DA Best in DA world and this should be to your liking, Dey are vely vely cheep, and goot
My pool is right next door and at the moment it is fucking icy fucking cold (13 deg F).
When summer comes we will have to see about ice and the jacuzzi (being constructed now)
And then fat finnish men run away in shame when they see me and birch do not grow well here, we use cactus.
01 August 2011
Hunting thru the night
Suddenly all those hours in the sun and the heat feel worthwhile, the lack of water feels not so bad.
Reading the track left by the most hunted is very pleasing.
Complaints are better left there OK.
Al Gore and AGW scores as Sam and Yabu cringes
At least he could have used the pic above that I prepped earlier
But Sadly no, same old , same old
I still want my job as:
"The Head Relationship Manager and Vermin Control and South African Relations is KeesKennis. He is fucking crazy. Welcome aboard!"
And now I need to add to that TITLE:
" The head of photo multiplicity protection and nipple size evaluator"
OK I will take Stretch as my deputy, OK?