15 July 2009
The mine - Also big
Talking about big
A tree and a van in Ghana.Everything in my world is Big - Take 4 or 5





I bought these just outside Accra and my chef made a lekker soup.06 July 2009
Cats mother 49 pics










05 July 2009
{Power} versus {Power on tap}
Cindy Speaking
03 July 2009
Be careful with words
30 June 2009
The Fourth of July













Comments:
21 June 2009
The Stupid Ones
For more stoopid, I can't fink of nobody, but:
Here in Africa I can volunteer myself.
In England or Oz or NZ. I would say either:
Misty
or
Phil
or
???
However in the USA I can offer
B, but he is dead and he wasn't stoopid, and
Dax, but, my phone is ringing and I have to answer, see Ya.
And
Eric's .... well, at least it didn't rain...... does leave a few questions unanswered, but we do have to remember that is Tennessee and Glen is THE Blogger, and that Blanche is leading us all by the short and curly right now.
Vman can come up with a half rubber, I would tink, not that that would help.
Get out of that bed quickly you old fart, PLEASE.
we all LOVE you.
.... stupid is as stupid does, sir...... my Momma always told me that..... |
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19 June 2009
Rex
Rex is a Miss A Sippian.
They had a fracas a while ago with some Yanks.
The Yanks only left a calling card.
No morals were transferred.
********
My homies, and better writers, SpeedQueen, Elderson, Strange White Guy, Gus and Guyk, have to admit that,
"They had a fracas a while ago with some Yanks.
The Yanks only left a calling card.
No morals were transferred."
Is bad writing, but very good perception.
No?
Read more about Rex here, here, here , here, here, and here and many more places, and he asks me about humidity.
********************
Kees: What do you know of relative humidity Rex?
Rex: Whaat?
Kees: What do you know of relative humidity Rex?
Rex: OK, then, my cousin is a relative and when we have sex, that droplet of sweat that I drop from my brows will be relative humidity, OK.
Kees: OK then.
14 June 2009
Qatar
Looked at a project still to be built with oil dollars.
It was very hot.
The hotels we stayed in were nice and the Pakistani and Indian employees were very friendly.
It was very hot.
I actualy met a working Qatarian, a very rare item, he apparently has to work, what a shock.
It was very hot.
We will be submitting our bid within days, and I will be very busy.
It was very hot.
Did I tell you that is was very hot when I visited Qatar last week?
There were lots of sand and lots of heat.
It was very hot.
Comments:
Yuck.I loath hot weather.
Maeve 06.16.09 - 3:32 pm #
.... well, at least it didn't rain......
Eric Homepage 06.16.09 - 3:44 pm #
how was the humidity?
Rex Homepage 06.17.09 - 5:56 pm #
02 June 2009
Dick's Bones and what not
Adjust your PC reflect your own size when you show this vid.
Comments:
It's ribbed...
Hammer Homepage 06.02.09 - 10:16 pm #
31 May 2009
The "Observer"
Flying from country to country as I do, the Cat's Mother and me are often apart. A fact that I regret, but nonetheless a fact.
So as I have no ulterior motives I observe what happens between males and females when and where I meet them.
As I have grown older my hearing have gone down. "Duh"
So here I was tonight in a local restourant in Pretoria in SA.
There were 3 tables inside hearing or "lip reading" distance.
Table one had a black and a european male and 2 black females. All youngsters about 30 to 35.
Table two seated a elderly fat male and two young very smart females, all european.
Table three had two moffies, one old, at a guess, about 69 or 70, and the other at about 45.
T1: I gleaned by virtue of my lip reading skills and by the fact that I can listen to conversations in Afrikaans, English and some Xhosa and Zulu and Sotho and Fanagalo (local slang spoken in the mines) that:
The Euro is the boss and that he wanted to spyker the one chick but he had to ask the other two out as well to cover that fact. He only understands English (poor dude), so they (the other three) were openly discussing, in Afrikaans and Sotho, how to use this to their best advantage.
Spykeree : "Should I ask for a increase or money for the spyker?"
2nd Female : "More money, he is very rich"
Local Male : "Much more money", that is if I translated "plenny dolla" correctly.
T2: It turned out to be a sort of anniversary: This was the 2nd year after Fat Outoppie ditched his previous wife for one of the two woman. As one off the woman had a gold ring on the ring finger of the left hand I wrongly presumed that she was the new missus. She turned out to be the daughter. The new woman had a big diamond ring of that she wore on her right hand because, as he said in Afrikaans " keep it there then your husband can't sue us"
T3: They couldn't keep their hands of each other and the left in a Jaguar. The younger mof settled the bill.
T1: The local black male got pissed and started to talk very loud. The european dude was embaressed but very horny, he called for a taxi and the other two left in it.
They were still there when I left.
T2: The daughter got her daddy to tranfer some money on his blackberry and left shortly afterwards. The Outoppie and his new girl were holding hands as I left.
I had a "Surf and Turf", that is 6 prawns and 250 g rump and enjoyed my meal and my observing.
Oh, I also had 3, or was it 4, double Klippies and Coke.
Sela
Comments:
You go to much more interesting restaurants than I do.
Hammer Homepage 06.01.09 - 12:24 am #
Ditto what hammer said.
Maeve 06.02.09 - 3:14 pm #
Swine Flu
26 May 2009
Stalagtiete of stalagmiete
While I was there the doorbell rung and my friend's wife jumped up and said "Oh goodie my designer is here"
So my friend and I were left in the lounge as they were redecorating the dining room.
We were called in to say that "We were happy" with the results.
I was not, and said that the walk through space was too small.
The Designer said "I can walk through there with no problem at all"
I replied "Yes you can, if you are sober and stop swaying you hips"
SILENCE
SNORT
LAUGHTER
I am awaiting my next invitation, though.
Comments:
Joan has it spot on.
Re: stalactites and stalagmites.
Know how to tell the difference?
If the mites go up the tights come down!
Joan of Argghh! Homepage 05.26.09 - 9:29 pm #
BUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Maeve 05.28.09 - 6:01 am #
lol Designers sure like to swish, you'de think they'd leave space allowances for prancing.
Hammer Homepage 05.28.09 - 10:15 pm





