31 July 2007
The great washed
Maeve beat me to it! Knowing damn well with that many people the pissers are gonna be too crowded and a beach and beer cause people to go piss and why not the water? I bet t was warm in a lot of spots..
I hate when a beach gets that crowded. I'd rather stay home and sit in the tub.
... no thanks.... I'll just stay at home and hold down the patio furniture..... that beach definitely doesnt look like fun.....
Ok.......EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW.....Imagine all those people peeing in the water!!!!
Hey! I missed the annual bath time for the Smith family?Ralphd00d Homepage 07.31.07 - 8:31 pm #
I fail to see why that is fun. It reminds me of a big ant bed that someone just kicked.
30 July 2007
Can't Go to Church...
Even worse, the fish were not biting.
The first guy eventually says, "I should have stayed home and gone to church."
To which the other angler replied, "I couldn't have gone to church, anyhow. My wife is sick in bed."
As good an excuse as any other.
Kim Homepage 08.05.07 - 7:09 am #
Competition - Identify Please
Nope, it is a mileamo bird so called because it feasts on the vermin on that overgrown hog and when it tries to take off it just flops to the ground and you can hear it fart for a mileamo
It's a "Talibird," which truly believes it about to deliver an ass-kicking to a couple infidels.
it, of course, is a long tailed ear-nester.
Rex Homepage 07.30.07 - 10:50 pm #
That, of course, is an Oo-oo bird. It is identifiable by its big, pendulous Nut-Sack, which drags on the ground when the bird flies low, causing it to exclaim, "Oo-oo!"
29 July 2007
Yep, that's sweetthings half acre except I traded that gotdam limo for a Red Ram and A Jayco..the Limo rode like a Ford Truck.
"...they did have to translate his redneck into english..." No easy feat, mind you. Oh, Hi Guy!
Rob loved poker
3 walk out
1 sell out at a profit that escalate this to a 150 buck game.
All off a sudden a new game is in the offing.
Now we are playing (me agaisnt the big guy) for countless thousands.
I win 1,345 USD and are perplexed, I only wagererededededed fifty.
OK, SO, WHO CAN TELL ME
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF A THIRD HAND TEXAS HOLDEM TO GET SINGLE START ACE TO A TRIP ACE?
(Ellison is out off bounds, and not allowed to enter the competition) ... he knows too much for his own good ..
Cocksucker our own Vman loves intrasexualdeadasyugopast50 so much that we are hard pressed to keep up, in HIS USA, he is allowed to answer.
So Chickie and Maeve, the hottest chicks on the web is together and on the loose:
Do you think we will get a single flash ?
nOTHING i TELL YA.
The ...... white oke, with a scar...... might, if he wants to, please us, will tell us of his winnings.
... heheheh.... roger that, bigman.... actually, I played poker with Rob a few years ago at the Wreckyll in Jeckyll and got my ass handed to me.... I was the first man to be put out.....
Eric Homepage 07.30.07 - 7:41 pm #
If you hear about any earth quakes or other such trouble, you can bet it is me & Chickie getting our drink on and cutting loose. Well....as much as we can with 3 kids in tow........LOL!
Maeve Homepage 07.29.07 - 2:46 am #
28 July 2007
Brunk Dloggin g
Goinmg ahead regrdless
AZkkurate. you dooont know abouuout accurate.
That was what I wrote last night, before falling asleep on my keyboard.
That was an awsome party.
What...no lamp shade on your head? Looks like you had a great time
.LeeAnn 07.28.07 - 9:17 pm #
And here I thought you were blogging in Afrikaans...
BobG Homepage 07.28.07 - 7:19 pm #
You da man Keesie.
Maeve Homepage 07.28.07 - 4:30 pm #
25 July 2007
There should be a law .......
I'd do that in a second. Looks like a hella w00t!My intestines are made out of steel so no upchucking from me.
WheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMegalicious!I love it... the Horizontal Bungee.I am putting it on my To Do list, before my bones get too brittle!
I would crap down both pants legs if I tried this.
24 July 2007
Fuzzy Photos and Fuzzy kitties
FRONT SUSPENSION," but may not know exactly what it
means. Basically, when one front wheel of a
vehicle hits a bump or pothole, it will move up
or down to compensate while the other wheel remains
steady. Both wheels are independent of each
other, hence that expression.
Watch the attached video, a German commercial for
the Nissan Pathfinder, to find out exactly how this
works. This gives a moving experience which
should benefit your understanding of this
This is primarily designed for sales personnel;
however,for those of you in service training, I am
sure you will find this an excellent training aid.
I can't go anywhere without bloggers posting boobie vids lately. I'm gonna hafta YouTube a coupla boy hotties packing heat and strutting their shit on my site just to even up the score.
.My eyes seem to be having problems focusing after watching that...
BobG Homepage 07.25.07 - 4:40 am #
Why even the score? Just add to it! Love the vid!
Ralphd00d Homepage 07.24.07 - 9:42 pm #
22 July 2007
I might be without reception.
ALL my Mystery "ghost writers" please listen.
Please post on my behalf.
Hope I can get a few posts from you.
19 July 2007
Exit Africa 2
Well it has happened and I present you with the new American.
I will be the last to comment on Americans and big mouths.
Oh what a darlin. Congrats to the proud family.
looks just like you!
LeeAnn 07.21.07 - 7:07 am #
.. he comes from fine stock.... an excellent addition!.. congratulations!...
What a beauty! Scream away honey. It's the Amurrican way.
Ag Kees, those are the cutest little kittens...Congratulations! Oh, and I need to get me some of them Avo's...yummy!
Melissa 07.19.07 - 10:22 am #
17 July 2007
R&R Guts and grit
Question: What did Chiwaya do from 1912 to 1914?
Answer: He drove this tractor along a track cut by C.D. Simpson.
It Boggles the mind.
This all from the Gore-Browne Manor house (circa 1920) near the Kapisha Hot Springs.
Mark is a descendant of Stewart Gore Brown.
Mark & Mell the owners of Kapisha Hot springs.
I've always wanted to visit a rubber factory.
MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 07.18.07 - 10:02 pm #
Those old steam tractors were nothing but a train engine on lugged wheels and could do some serious work. I have seen them in operation at some shows where they are using them from everything from pulling a saw mill to threshing wheat. Back at the turn of the last century the BIG outfits in the Northwestern USA used them to pull plows on the multi thousand acre wheat farms..
.Neat old tractor. It's amazing how much they could do with a steam engine.
hammer Homepage 07.17.07 - 6:37 pm #
Thursday, April 26, 2007
There Will Be No 2nd Date
By Fish from This fish needs a bicycle
May 29, 2007
friends don't let friends
Big Wooden Spoon for Kees.
General map of Zambia
It is a round trip of about 2800 km.
The road was good except for a section of 80 km of with bad potholes.
The piccie above is the bushtrack to Kapisha Hot Springs which was in good condition except for one or two wash-aways. The total dirt section is about 80 km.
The young ladies enjoying an opticaly foreshortened hot swim.
Absolutely gorgeous...and the water looks great, too!
That water looks so relaxing.
The 'fishing' was good
As usual the BIG one got away but I landed this pan sized Green Landfish.
This sculpture is at the Mkuba hotel in Ndola.
Dang, that's some serious landscaping!
Chickie Homepage 07.17.07 - 3:51 pm #
... kinda looks like a submarine...
Eric Homepage 07.18.07 - 2:11 am #
12 July 2007
Man, what a trip!
Kapisha Hot Springs. You can see the fairies dancing in the mist.
Oh how I envy you!! So glad you had a good trip kees Am now feeling even more homesick for my wonderfully weird home continent *sigh*
I never wanted to go to Africa until I started viewing your pictures.Your country is BREATH TAKING!!!Glad every one is having a nice time.I sure could go for a massage myself!
Looks absolutely beautiful. We missed you. Now are you going to show us a picture of your freshly manicured & pedicured fingers and tootsies?
02 July 2007
R & R
It seriously scares me for the safety of Africa for a blog meet to be held over there..............
Cool beans. Happy R&R! I used to be able to do the pencil trick with my boobs. Now, just one works. Enjoy!
.. just you wait until WE come to visit.... you wanna talk about the veneer of civilization being cracked, brother, just you wait.... .... a blogmeet in Africa is on the planning boards......
You guys look like so much fun...we need to have a blogmeet over there...or is it down there, ah hell, I'm geographically challenged.
01 July 2007
I might ...
I am taking a bit of well earned R&R
The Cats Mother and I with 2 of our pumpkins are driving to Lake Tanyanika.
I will post some piccies when I have connection.
I leave you with a beach scene.
Also visit Naked skiing, Not Photoshopped, Missing wife, Grandads Barbeque, How many, You have to be this tall, The force did it, Walking the dog and Real men eat beef.
Is this called ass licking? If so, I want to be the licker.
Catfish Homepage 07.04.07 - 4:36 pm #
It's a dog's life, ain't it??
Porkchop Homepage 07.03.07 - 3:47 am #
KK: See below.
Have a great time..oh and that picture? Gives a whole new meaning to doggy-style..
Chickie Homepage 07.02.07 - 11:58 pm #
KK: I bow to your superior knowledge.
Bon voyage my dear. Enjoy the sun and sand. Eagerly awaiting the photos.
Libby Homepage 07.02.07 - 11:51 pm #
KK: i will supply, might even include a picture of a desparate bachelor.
.. have a great time, Keesie....
Eric Homepage 07.02.07 - 9:22 pm #
Kees at a lake with a camera? The mind boggles...
BobG Homepage 07.02.07 - 5:46 pm #
KK: Yes, Indeed.
Enjoy your trip and take plenty of pictures to post when you get back.
Caption for your picture: Smells like snatch cakes.
Becky Homepage 07.02.07 - 5:41 pm #
KK: Yes it does, dont sue me, you started it.
Relax and enjoy your break...your pics are the greatest.
MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 07.02.07 - 5:40 pm #
KK: welcome back MJG, I missed you.
Enjoy your break Kees & we're all looking forward to seeing those photos
Jayne Homepage 07.02.07 - 3:36 pm #
KK: See them you will, thanks Jayne