04 August 2006

 

Missing Wife

Dear Sirs:

I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. On our flight back, we had a connection in England and somehow became separated. I had her paged for several hours and then contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her. To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful. I am now desperate to find my lost love and am trying to use the Internet to locate her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word on locating my missing wife.

Sincerely,

Mr. Adam Small
Portland, Oregon, USA

After a few weeks search....



Dear Mr. Small:

We have found your wife in Africa of all places. However, it is unknown how she got here, nor is she able to talk because of lockjaw, but we are under the impression that she does not want to leave. We have tried for several days to bring her back home, but she is insistent on staying here. I have enclosed a picture for you to see that she is okay, and not let you worry because she is in good hands here in this village. Please contact us if there is anything else you might want to know.

Nairobi Police Department - See photo attached

Soos hulle se in Afrkaans "as jy te lig in die broek is moenie kyk nie"
NSFW or Kids
PG 55



Comments:

Jeez, that guy would make a cow elephant nervous...
# posted by BobG : Friday, August 04, 2006 9:20:25 PM

Holy crap!
# posted by Lisa W. : Friday, August 04, 2006 9:34:14 PM

Hi Bob and Lisa I said it was not safe for kids.
# posted by KeesKennis : Friday, August 04, 2006 9:52:15 PM

Now thats a well hung man.
# posted by Tall Cool Drink of Water : Saturday, August 05, 2006 5:58:06 AM

Yikes. Are you sure that's not a photoshop?
# posted by Libby : Saturday, August 05, 2006 8:16:53 PM

Hmmm I wonder when John Holmes was I Afrika...
And I said "Maude, cover your eyes", but it was too late.
# posted by delftsman3 : Saturday, August 05, 2006 10:18:43 PM

Libby
did you see on which blog I posted the photo?
It is called
Keeeesistrechingthetruth
Go take a look
# posted by KeesKennis : Sunday, August 06, 2006 5:19:37 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by Ondria@ease : Tuesday, August 08, 2006 3:00:13 PM

Comments:
Jeez, that guy would make a cow elephant nervous...
 
Holy crap!
 
Hi Bob and Lisa I said it was not safe for kids.
 
Now thats a well hung man.
 
Yikes. Are you sure that's not a photoshop?
 
Hmmm I wonder when John Holmes was I Afrika...

And I said "Maude, cover your eyes", but it was too late.
 
Libby
did you see on which blog I posted the photo?
It is called
Keeeesistrechingthetruth
Go take a look
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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