31 October 2006
Huiña cat (Oncifelis guigna)
The huiña is the smallest cat of the Valdivian forest (Chile and Argentina) and the only carnivore endemic to the southern Andean forests. It has one of the most restricted distributions of any carnivore and is considered one of the two most threatened wild cats in South America. But very little information is available about its ecology, habitat requirements and threats.
Now you know as well.
While waiting those endless hours in a airport recently I came accross the name Huiña in a well worn discarded copy of a magazine.
Once I arrived here I googled and found this cutie picture and story.
Picture and quote from here.
Comments:
Amazing what you can find ... it doesn't look ferocious or anything, but it is a carnivore....
# posted by ralphd00d : 31 October, 2006
oh, I WANT one!!!...
# posted by k : 31 October, 2006
How adorable! I wonder how hard it would be to potty train one of those little boogers.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 31 October, 2006
Oh what a sweet face. I want one instead of the ocelot I've been craving since Honey West was on TV.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 31 October, 2006
Cute critter.
# posted by Hammer : 01 November, 2006
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Amazing what you can find ... it doesn't look ferocious or anything, but it is a carnivore....
# posted by 
: Tuesday, October 31, 2006 8:16:00 PM
: Tuesday, October 31, 2006 8:16:00 PM 
How adorable! I wonder how hard it would be to potty train one of those little boogers.
# posted by : Tuesday, October 31, 2006 9:11:00 PM
: Tuesday, October 31, 2006 9:11:00 PM
Oh what a sweet face. I want one instead of the ocelot I've been craving since Honey West was on TV.
too bad this particular specieman was actaully found dead by a research team and posed it on a rock.
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30 October 2006
In full flight
Sorry the photo is a bit blurry but I had to snap it quickly as I passed this boykie in my mad rush last week, he looked like he was looking for parking. Really!
The photo actually comes from The Cheetah Spot
Cheetahs can maintain 71 miles per hour for up to 200 yards.
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They are amazing animals for sure. Princess KK loves the cheetahs we have here at the zoo and they have it all marked out with paw prints the distance they can make it in one stride...very cool...
# posted by Lisa W. : 30 October, 2006
breathtaking!
I'm glad you posted again today. I heard there was a big plane crash in Nigeria and I wasn't sure if we should send out the little Bushman to find you...
# posted by k : 31 October, 2006
I do so love wild cats. Gorgeous shot.
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They are amazing animals for sure. Princess KK loves the cheetahs we have here at the zoo and they have it all marked out with paw prints the distance they can make it in one stride...very cool...
breathtaking!
I'm glad you posted again today. I heard there was a big plane crash in Nigeria and I wasn't sure if we should send out the little Bushman to find you...
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26 October 2006
Zambia
Jeebus,
After 17 hours of either waiting in hot airports or flying in hot aircraft with a lot of other hot and sweating people, I stank to high heaven and my temper was short.
I felt a bit sorry for the people in the last 40 minute hop in a 20 seater twin turbo prop.
15 of the passengers got on fresh and had to sit with 4 of us that have traveled the whole day.
Nobody said a thing though and I am here and will start to post daily again.
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Hello Keesie. I'm so happy that you have arrived safe and sound. I've missed knowing where you are. Post some pics soon ok? Love you lots. XXX Lil pumkin
# posted by Anonymous : 26 October, 2006
Welcome back to the bloggysphere, Kees!
# posted by Lisa W. : 26 October, 2006
WooHoo you're back!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 26 October, 2006
Welcome back Keesie. Sounds like you had too much fun.
While you were gone I quit blogging and came back blogging.
New site www.frothingatlemouse.wordpress.com
Hiya!
# posted by Froth : 26 October, 2006
Perfect timing. I've been out of the loop myself for a few days. Welcome back and I can't wait for some pix either.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 27 October, 2006
Welcom back Keesie!!!
# posted by Maeve : 29 October, 2006
I used to love taking those little planes around in Florida.
Their engines sounded like little lawn mowers.
# posted by k : 29 October, 2006
After 17 hours of either waiting in hot airports or flying in hot aircraft with a lot of other hot and sweating people, I stank to high heaven and my temper was short.
I felt a bit sorry for the people in the last 40 minute hop in a 20 seater twin turbo prop.
15 of the passengers got on fresh and had to sit with 4 of us that have traveled the whole day.
Nobody said a thing though and I am here and will start to post daily again.
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Hello Keesie. I'm so happy that you have arrived safe and sound. I've missed knowing where you are. Post some pics soon ok? Love you lots. XXX Lil pumkin
# posted by Anonymous : 26 October, 2006
Welcome back to the bloggysphere, Kees!
# posted by Lisa W. : 26 October, 2006
WooHoo you're back!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 26 October, 2006
Welcome back Keesie. Sounds like you had too much fun.
While you were gone I quit blogging and came back blogging.
New site www.frothingatlemouse.wordpress.com
Hiya!
# posted by Froth : 26 October, 2006
Perfect timing. I've been out of the loop myself for a few days. Welcome back and I can't wait for some pix either.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 27 October, 2006
Welcom back Keesie!!!
# posted by Maeve : 29 October, 2006
I used to love taking those little planes around in Florida.
Their engines sounded like little lawn mowers.
# posted by k : 29 October, 2006
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Hello Keesie. I'm so happy that you have arrived safe and sound. I've missed knowing where you are. Post some pics soon ok? Love you lots. XXX Lil pumkin
# posted by : Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:06:00 PM
: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:06:00 PM
Welcome back Keesie. Sounds like you had too much fun.
While you were gone I quit blogging and came back blogging.
New site www.frothingatlemouse.wordpress.com
Hiya!
While you were gone I quit blogging and came back blogging.
New site www.frothingatlemouse.wordpress.com
Hiya!
# posted by : Thursday, October 26, 2006 5:22:00 PM
: Thursday, October 26, 2006 5:22:00 PM
Perfect timing. I've been out of the loop myself for a few days. Welcome back and I can't wait for some pix either.
I used to love taking those little planes around in Florida.
Their engines sounded like little lawn mowers.
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This explains it
In this part of the world, when somebody disappears, there's usually not much mystery.
But don't worry.
They are never gone very long. Twenty-four hours later, they are Lion Shit.
Maybe Mr. Lion is making a grumpy face because Girth Vader is poking him from the inside?
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What is that lion eating?
# posted by Hammer : 26 October, 2006
A child's leg. Can't you see the foot?
# posted by Anonymous : 26 October, 2006
... I fear that Girth Vader has been de-helmeted....
# posted by Anonymous : 26 October, 2006
Couldn't see it at my current resolution.
What a way to go.
# posted by Hammer : 26 October, 2006
Amber Alert ain't gonna do much for that one unless the family wants the cloths back!! DAMN!
# posted by Rantin' Ron : 28 October, 2006
I hope that lion gets indigestion
# posted by GUYK : 30 October, 2006
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... I fear that Girth Vader has been de-helmeted....
# posted by : Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:45:00 PM
: Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:45:00 PM
Couldn't see it at my current resolution.
What a way to go.
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What a way to go.
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21 October 2006
Need to Relax
Poetry is dear to Keesie’s heart.
One cannot live and love Africa without witnessing poetry in everything.
As deep as I love my continent, Elisson makes Keesie wish he were in Tennessee.
I am kin to crackers, rednecks, and ridge runners.
We sing the same songs.
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Kees, I have no doubts you would fit right in.
# posted by Lisa W. : 23 October, 2006
Just to let you know, you've been reviewed, per your request, at Ask and Ye Shall Receive
Tally ho!
# posted by kitty kat : 23 October, 2006
That means you must be a third cuz to a Alabama stump jumper and a Texas Turd hopper
# posted by GUYK : 23 October, 2006
Forbidden Snowfall
Fermented god-droppings trespassing
in my backyard! My hair! My eyes!
Even up my nose!
Hearken, you ugly damned intruders
of this spring night, you are not wanted!
Army of belchy, begging, burped-up bastards!
Cathouse-hold of bumbling, blubberous, bitchy broads!
Ornery nuisances trespassing in MY BACKYARD!!
Hearken! Alas! Alas! And beckon hither,
nay, I pray!
Muss not my hair!
Blind not these eyes!
And stop slapping my face like that!
You-are-not-wanted!
I want to plant my summer seed
and reap a golden harvest.
So leave me now. Be off! Off! Off, I say!
I can't grow anything when I'm, oh, so cold
and moody.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 25 October, 2006
One cannot live and love Africa without witnessing poetry in everything.
As deep as I love my continent, Elisson makes Keesie wish he were in Tennessee.
I am kin to crackers, rednecks, and ridge runners.
We sing the same songs.
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Kees, I have no doubts you would fit right in.
# posted by Lisa W. : 23 October, 2006
Just to let you know, you've been reviewed, per your request, at Ask and Ye Shall Receive
Tally ho!
# posted by kitty kat : 23 October, 2006
That means you must be a third cuz to a Alabama stump jumper and a Texas Turd hopper
# posted by GUYK : 23 October, 2006
Forbidden Snowfall
Fermented god-droppings trespassing
in my backyard! My hair! My eyes!
Even up my nose!
Hearken, you ugly damned intruders
of this spring night, you are not wanted!
Army of belchy, begging, burped-up bastards!
Cathouse-hold of bumbling, blubberous, bitchy broads!
Ornery nuisances trespassing in MY BACKYARD!!
Hearken! Alas! Alas! And beckon hither,
nay, I pray!
Muss not my hair!
Blind not these eyes!
And stop slapping my face like that!
You-are-not-wanted!
I want to plant my summer seed
and reap a golden harvest.
So leave me now. Be off! Off! Off, I say!
I can't grow anything when I'm, oh, so cold
and moody.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 25 October, 2006
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Forbidden Snowfall
Fermented god-droppings trespassing
in my backyard! My hair! My eyes!
Even up my nose!
Hearken, you ugly damned intruders
of this spring night, you are not wanted!
Army of belchy, begging, burped-up bastards!
Cathouse-hold of bumbling, blubberous, bitchy broads!
Ornery nuisances trespassing in MY BACKYARD!!
Hearken! Alas! Alas! And beckon hither,
nay, I pray!
Muss not my hair!
Blind not these eyes!
And stop slapping my face like that!
You-are-not-wanted!
I want to plant my summer seed
and reap a golden harvest.
So leave me now. Be off! Off! Off, I say!
I can't grow anything when I'm, oh, so cold
and moody.
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Fermented god-droppings trespassing
in my backyard! My hair! My eyes!
Even up my nose!
Hearken, you ugly damned intruders
of this spring night, you are not wanted!
Army of belchy, begging, burped-up bastards!
Cathouse-hold of bumbling, blubberous, bitchy broads!
Ornery nuisances trespassing in MY BACKYARD!!
Hearken! Alas! Alas! And beckon hither,
nay, I pray!
Muss not my hair!
Blind not these eyes!
And stop slapping my face like that!
You-are-not-wanted!
I want to plant my summer seed
and reap a golden harvest.
So leave me now. Be off! Off! Off, I say!
I can't grow anything when I'm, oh, so cold
and moody.
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20 October 2006
Zoom past
When I hit Zambia on Monday I will tell more.
Pic taken in Mwambashi resort Zambia.
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Wow, great picture Kees. Love to come visit sometime; I've always wanted to see Africa.
# posted by Lisa W. : 20 October, 2006
Perhaps if he'd worn something less obvious...
# posted by Froth : 21 October, 2006
Froth, I thought when you were big-boned, you're supposed to wear black?
# posted by tony : 22 October, 2006
"And this years winner of the wildcat rodeo is..."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 23 October, 2006
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Froth, I thought when you were big-boned, you're supposed to wear black?
# posted by : Sunday, October 22, 2006 4:11:00 PM
: Sunday, October 22, 2006 4:11:00 PM
"And this years winner of the wildcat rodeo is..."
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18 October 2006
High Protein bread
Should this be available everywhere?
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I see there is finally something better than sliced bread.
Break me off a piece of that.
# posted by Hammer : 18 October, 2006
Damn Kees, that is NASTY~!
# posted by Lisa W. : 18 October, 2006
Beats peanut butter and jelly, hands down.
# posted by Elisson : 18 October, 2006
As Rachel Ray would say...YUM O!
# posted by Tall Cool Drink of Water : 18 October, 2006
That would make a funky grilled cheese sandwich.
# posted by BobG : 19 October, 2006
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by Maeve : 19 October, 2006
OMG...I'm gonna hurl!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 19 October, 2006
Should not be to much transfat in them, might be able to sell that in Denmark.
# posted by ben : 19 October, 2006
Thats a lot of cereal for a cat though
# posted by GUYK : 21 October, 2006
In some cultures that would be considered a delicacy.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 21 October, 2006
Bet it would bring a pretty penny on eBay. Hopefully with half the world starving, hope you did not throw it out.
# posted by AB5SY : 26 October, 2006
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I see there is finally something better than sliced bread.
Break me off a piece of that.
# posted by Hammer : 18 October, 2006
Damn Kees, that is NASTY~!
# posted by Lisa W. : 18 October, 2006
Beats peanut butter and jelly, hands down.
# posted by Elisson : 18 October, 2006
As Rachel Ray would say...YUM O!
# posted by Tall Cool Drink of Water : 18 October, 2006
That would make a funky grilled cheese sandwich.
# posted by BobG : 19 October, 2006
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by Maeve : 19 October, 2006
OMG...I'm gonna hurl!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 19 October, 2006
Should not be to much transfat in them, might be able to sell that in Denmark.
# posted by ben : 19 October, 2006
Thats a lot of cereal for a cat though
# posted by GUYK : 21 October, 2006
In some cultures that would be considered a delicacy.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 21 October, 2006
Bet it would bring a pretty penny on eBay. Hopefully with half the world starving, hope you did not throw it out.
# posted by AB5SY : 26 October, 2006
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I see there is finally something better than sliced bread.
Break me off a piece of that.
Break me off a piece of that.
# posted by : Wednesday, October 18, 2006 7:18:00 PM
: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 7:18:00 PM
should not be to much transfat in them, might be able to sale that in Denmark?
# posted by : Thursday, October 19, 2006 4:01:00 AM
: Thursday, October 19, 2006 4:01:00 AM
Bet it would bring a pretty penny on eBay. Hopefully with half the world staring, hope you did not throw it out.
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Jesus
Keesie is very happy today.
Today was fraught with indecision as I pondered my future. It was horrible.
A future that is soon to mix with Halloween festivities bears down on my horizon.
And then I found salvation at the bus driver’s shack.
Today Keesie is very happy.
All has been revealed.
Hallelujah.
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That would've been funny if I'd have gotten that one LMAO. Keesus.
# posted by Lisa W. : 18 October, 2006
lol Lisa...Keesus. FOr some strange reason, mine came up as a martini..... maybe I should just stay home and drink this year...
# posted by ralphd00d : 18 October, 2006
*rofl*
Suits you rather ;)
I should be Catwoman :)
# posted by Misty : 18 October, 2006
So glad I could help you clear that mystery up!
# posted by Omnibus Driver : 18 October, 2006
Well you do have a certain Messiah like quality...
# posted by Libby Spencer : 21 October, 2006
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SEASONAL STUPIDITY
Yes, it’s another one of those stupid-ass Blogthings that seems to be making the rounds... Your Hallowe’en Costume Should Be. Colander Borg-Man. What Should You Be For Hallowe’en? [Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to KeesKennis for the link.]
posted by Elisson @ 26 October, 2006
Today was fraught with indecision as I pondered my future. It was horrible.
A future that is soon to mix with Halloween festivities bears down on my horizon.
And then I found salvation at the bus driver’s shack.
Today Keesie is very happy.
All has been revealed.
Hallelujah.
Your Hallowe’en Costume Should Be |
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That would've been funny if I'd have gotten that one LMAO. Keesus.
# posted by Lisa W. : 18 October, 2006
lol Lisa...Keesus. FOr some strange reason, mine came up as a martini..... maybe I should just stay home and drink this year...
# posted by ralphd00d : 18 October, 2006
*rofl*
Suits you rather ;)
I should be Catwoman :)
# posted by Misty : 18 October, 2006
So glad I could help you clear that mystery up!
# posted by Omnibus Driver : 18 October, 2006
Well you do have a certain Messiah like quality...
# posted by Libby Spencer : 21 October, 2006
Links to this post:
SEASONAL STUPIDITY
Yes, it’s another one of those stupid-ass Blogthings that seems to be making the rounds... Your Hallowe’en Costume Should Be. Colander Borg-Man. What Should You Be For Hallowe’en? [Tip o’ th’ Elisson fedora to KeesKennis for the link.]
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lol Lisa...Keesus. FOr some strange reason, mine came up as a martini..... maybe I should just stay home and drink this year...
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17 October 2006
Running
I am running my ass ragged.
A cheetah's speed is nothing compared to what Keesie is doing.
But I guess this lot beats me handsdown on cuteness.
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These cats are my posse! They are mine!
Howareya?
Ex-frothmistress
# posted by Kim : 18 October, 2006
That one is off the Richter scale of cuteness for sure. I wish I lived somewhere where I could hang out with cute little wildcats.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 21 October, 2006
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These cats are my posse! They are mine!
Howareya?
Ex-frothmistress
Howareya?
Ex-frothmistress
# posted by : Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:08:00 AM
: Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:08:00 AM
That one is off the Richter scale of cuteness for sure. I wish I lived somewhere where I could hang out with cute little wildcats.
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13 October 2006
I am
Not this one
More like this one
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Love the photos... this one is cute.
# posted by LeeAnn : 14 October, 2006
Very cute...I love the first one...
# posted by Lisa W. : 14 October, 2006
How about this one?
http://www.nutsack.com/
# posted by BobG : 14 October, 2006
... the second one really speaks to me, man... on a deeeeep level.....
Eric
# posted by Anonymous : 16 October, 2006
Is that Super Squirrel and his side kick Scratch & sniff?
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 17 October, 2006
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... the second one really speaks to me, man... on a deeeeep level.....
Eric
Eric
# posted by : Monday, October 16, 2006 1:21:00 AM
: Monday, October 16, 2006 1:21:00 AM
Is that Super Squirrel and his side kick Scratch & sniff?
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11 October 2006
Feudal or not
I employ:
A driver for me, and one for my wife.
A security guard for the day, and another for the night.
A gardener.
A housekeeper.
I don't have to employ anybody and I try to pay as much as I can.
I also leave an end of contract gift for my employees.
I believe these gifts are life changing as they represent a 24 month wage with no strings attached.
This will normally be enough to by a simple house on a plot of ground.
The amount of this will not be the deciding factor but the effect of 2 years wages all at once.
I hate the bastards from elsewhere that come here and employ a girl for the house to sleep with her.
These people are there to be exploited, why don't we show our Effin class and exploit them?
Assholes.
Things could be worse though.
All the non fishing guys, leftists, Baptist preachers and cat lovers could be facing a worst fate.
I stole the un-altered pic from
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Sounds like you are doing right.
I can see the wisdom of your parting package. It will instill loyalty, discourage theft and keep you with an employee till the end of the contract.
# posted by Hammer : 12 October, 2006
Sounds good.
Do you have any openings right now...?
# posted by BobG : 12 October, 2006
Yep. It's GOOD to be the king.
# posted by GUYK : 12 October, 2006
Where do I send my CV? I'd like to get 2 years wage bonus at the end of a gig.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 14 October, 2006
"I hate the bastards from elsewhere that come here and employ a girl for the house to sleep with her."
Then am to assume that if one doesn't come from elsewhere it is perfectly okay to employ a girh for the house for the purpose of a bed mate?
BAWAHAHAHAHA
# posted by GUYK : 15 October, 2006
A driver for me, and one for my wife.
A security guard for the day, and another for the night.
A gardener.
A housekeeper.
I don't have to employ anybody and I try to pay as much as I can.
I also leave an end of contract gift for my employees.
I believe these gifts are life changing as they represent a 24 month wage with no strings attached.
This will normally be enough to by a simple house on a plot of ground.
The amount of this will not be the deciding factor but the effect of 2 years wages all at once.
I hate the bastards from elsewhere that come here and employ a girl for the house to sleep with her.
These people are there to be exploited, why don't we show our Effin class and exploit them?
Assholes.
Things could be worse though.
All the non fishing guys, leftists, Baptist preachers and cat lovers could be facing a worst fate.
I stole the un-altered pic from
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Sounds like you are doing right.
I can see the wisdom of your parting package. It will instill loyalty, discourage theft and keep you with an employee till the end of the contract.
# posted by Hammer : 12 October, 2006
Sounds good.
Do you have any openings right now...?
# posted by BobG : 12 October, 2006
Yep. It's GOOD to be the king.
# posted by GUYK : 12 October, 2006
Where do I send my CV? I'd like to get 2 years wage bonus at the end of a gig.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 14 October, 2006
"I hate the bastards from elsewhere that come here and employ a girl for the house to sleep with her."
Then am to assume that if one doesn't come from elsewhere it is perfectly okay to employ a girh for the house for the purpose of a bed mate?
BAWAHAHAHAHA
# posted by GUYK : 15 October, 2006
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Sounds like you are doing right.
I can see the wisdom of your parting package. It will instill loyalty, discourage theft and keep you with an employee till the end of the contract.
I can see the wisdom of your parting package. It will instill loyalty, discourage theft and keep you with an employee till the end of the contract.
# posted by : Thursday, October 12, 2006 12:12:00 AM
: Thursday, October 12, 2006 12:12:00 AM
"I hate the bastards from elsewhere that come here and employ a girl for the house to sleep with her."
Then am to assume that if one doesn't come from elsewhere it is perfectly okay to employ a girh for the house for the purpose of a bed mate?
BAWAHAHAHAHA
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Then am to assume that if one doesn't come from elsewhere it is perfectly okay to employ a girh for the house for the purpose of a bed mate?
BAWAHAHAHAHA
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10 October 2006
Elephant stress is this possible
The comment thread over there is very funny.
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Dunno about the rape, but I do know that Pilanesberg was worried because young males were attacking all sorts of other animals, including rhinos and "Zebra buses".
They'd been extinct in the area and reintroduced as herds with cows and calves only, since bull elephants were so much bigger and more troublesome to transport.
Theory then became that without the example of a mentoring male, the young ellies had no role models and behaved like the yobbos they naturally were, since ma couldn't understand or control them. They were going to bite the bullet and import mature males from the Kruger, but I lost track of what happened after that.
Funny that no-one noticed the lack of a strong father figure in the upbringing of human boys who becaome yobbos and ma can't control them, and .....
Probably against some theory of educators and Outcomes Based Education, or something.
# posted by Oubaas : 11 October, 2006
Hmmm, perhaps I should rethink my request for a baby elephant for my birthday, or at least make sure to request a girl...
# posted by Libby Spencer : 11 October, 2006
Oh, yes, I reread my post and thought I better explain that "Zebra buses" are vehicles painted with Zebra stripes to look "safari-ish" to drive tourists around in.
Basically the young ellies were attacking them and any other motor vehicles they came across. Lot's of very narrow escapes for the paying public, so something "HAD TO BE DONE". ;-)
# posted by Oubaas : 12 October, 2006
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Dunno about the rape, but I do know that Pilanesberg was worried because young males were attacking all sorts of other animals, including rhinos and "Zebra buses".
They'd been extinct in the area and reintroduced as herds with cows and calves only, since bull elephants were so much bigger and more troublesome to transport.
Theory then became that without the example of a mentoring male, the young ellies had no role models and behaved like the yobbos they naturally were, since ma couldn't understand or control them. They were going to bite the bullet and import mature males from the Kruger, but I lost track of what happened after that.
Funny that no-one noticed the lack of a strong father figure in the upbringing of human boys who becaome yobbos and ma can't control them, and .....
Probably against some theory of educators and Outcomes Based Education, or something.
They'd been extinct in the area and reintroduced as herds with cows and calves only, since bull elephants were so much bigger and more troublesome to transport.
Theory then became that without the example of a mentoring male, the young ellies had no role models and behaved like the yobbos they naturally were, since ma couldn't understand or control them. They were going to bite the bullet and import mature males from the Kruger, but I lost track of what happened after that.
Funny that no-one noticed the lack of a strong father figure in the upbringing of human boys who becaome yobbos and ma can't control them, and .....
Probably against some theory of educators and Outcomes Based Education, or something.
# posted by : Wednesday, October 11, 2006 1:52:00 PM
: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 1:52:00 PM
Hmmm, perhaps I should rethink my request for a baby elephant for my birthday, or at least make sure to request a girl...
Oh, yes, I reread my post and thought I better explain that "Zebra buses" are vehicles painted with Zebra stripes to look "safari-ish" to drive tourists around in.
Basically the young ellies were attacking them and any other motor vehicles they came across. Lot's of very narrow escapes for the paying public, so something "HAD TO BE DONE". ;-)
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Basically the young ellies were attacking them and any other motor vehicles they came across. Lot's of very narrow escapes for the paying public, so something "HAD TO BE DONE". ;-)
# posted by : Thursday, October 12, 2006 3:23:00 PM
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Guyk by Not Guyk
It is by Galactically Stupid
"I went and tried to do some fishing before the heat came up, but with this bum eye I hooked myself in the scrotum. Had to limp home and have sweetthing have a look."
The damage was most probably done ny one of those number 9 hooks.
Guyk take plenty ammo.
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hehehe... you forgot to add in there - "and Sweetthing's just gonna have alot of fun there in Wallyworld whilst I sit at the Dr's office waiting to have that #9 removed from that place it shouldn't be."
# posted by ralphd00d : 10 October, 2006
"Almost as bad as the time I dumped that mug of jumpstart down my overalls while reaching for my grits."
# posted by The MacBean Gene : 11 October, 2006
LOL that is terribly funny. Just taken up fly fishing, hope nothing like that happens to me.
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"I went and tried to do some fishing before the heat came up, but with this bum eye I hooked myself in the scrotum. Had to limp home and have sweetthing have a look."
The damage was most probably done ny one of those number 9 hooks.
Guyk take plenty ammo.
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hehehe... you forgot to add in there - "and Sweetthing's just gonna have alot of fun there in Wallyworld whilst I sit at the Dr's office waiting to have that #9 removed from that place it shouldn't be."
# posted by ralphd00d : 10 October, 2006
"Almost as bad as the time I dumped that mug of jumpstart down my overalls while reaching for my grits."
# posted by The MacBean Gene : 11 October, 2006
LOL that is terribly funny. Just taken up fly fishing, hope nothing like that happens to me.
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hehehe... you forgot to add in there - "and Sweetthing's just gonna have alot of fun there in Wallyworld whilst I sit at the Dr's office waiting to have that #9 removed from that place it shouldn't be."
# posted by : Tuesday, October 10, 2006 8:51:00 PM
: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 8:51:00 PM
"Almost as bad as the time I dumped that mug of jumpstart down my overalls while reaching for my grits."
LOL that is terribly funny. Just taken up fly fishing, hope nothing like that happens to me.
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# posted by : Wednesday, October 11, 2006 5:46:00 PM
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I'll drive
Behold the conference bike.
It could get hairy if you are the one that have to keep the minutes.
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I want one of those things..it looks interesting
# posted by GUYK : 10 October, 2006
Hmmmm...possibilities are floating through my mind here...
# posted by Lisa W. : 10 October, 2006
Looks more like a committee bike, and probably gets to the right place just as fast and efficiently as a committee...
# posted by BobG : 11 October, 2006
I guess the best thing about this contraption is that all rider's farts are expelled outward.
# posted by Hammer : 11 October, 2006
LOL. Obviously designed by the Army Corp of Engineers.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 11 October, 2006
Drunk driving on that would be interesting.
# posted by GalacticallyStupid : 12 October, 2006
That, my friends, is a cluster-fuck.
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Looks more like a committee bike, and probably gets to the right place just as fast and efficiently as a committee...
I guess the best thing about this contraption is that all rider's farts are expelled outward.
# posted by : Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:09:00 AM
: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:09:00 AM
That, my friends, is a cluster-fuck.
marcus@onthepatio
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# posted by : Saturday, October 14, 2006 5:31:00 PM
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BONTEBOK NOT Hartebeest
That is roughly translated into "beast of the heart".
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Blesbuck actually. (or maybe the much rarer Bontebok, since the differences between the Blesbuck and Bontebok are really minor).
# posted by Oubaas : 10 October, 2006
Thank You.
That was a wild guess in any case
# posted by KeesKennis : 10 October, 2006
As it says in my header: My love of nature far exceeds my knowledge of same.
Correction came from Bentley in Western Australia.
But with him calling himself Oubaas there can be only one place where he came from.
Is ek reg?
I think there a couple of these at the drive through wildlife ranch around here. They look very similar though no horns (female maybe?) Thanks for the pics.
# posted by Hammer : 10 October, 2006
Jy's reg, Kees.
A Boer from WA.
And for Hammer, both sexes of both Blesbuck and Bontebok are horned. The males having thicker and longer horns.
If you could post a photo, I might be able to take a stab at identifying what it is, although I'm way better at the SA animals, since I spent many years hunting there, and as such had a great deal of interest in them.
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Blesbuck actually. (or maybe the much rarer Bontebok, sunce the differences between the Blesbuck and Bontebok are really minor).
# posted by : Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:36:00 PM
: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 1:36:00 PM
I think there a couple of these at the drive through wildlife ranch around here. They look very similar though no horns (female maybe?) Thanks for the pics.
# posted by : Tuesday, October 10, 2006 7:25:00 PM
: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 7:25:00 PM
Jy's reg, Kees.
A Boer from WA.
And for Hammer, both sexes of both Blesbuck and Bontebok are horned. The males having thicker and longer horns.
If you could post a photo, I might be able to take a stab at identifying what it is, although I'm way better at the SA animals, since I spent many years hunting there, and as such had a great deal of interest in them.
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A Boer from WA.
And for Hammer, both sexes of both Blesbuck and Bontebok are horned. The males having thicker and longer horns.
If you could post a photo, I might be able to take a stab at identifying what it is, although I'm way better at the SA animals, since I spent many years hunting there, and as such had a great deal of interest in them.
# posted by : Wednesday, October 11, 2006 12:48:00 PM
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09 October 2006
Let us swing
That is a young girl preparing to be a woman in the fullest sense.
She is just having fun.
So am I.
I told you so
Drinking while intoxicated
If this man have never studied Latin.
He is an asshole.
I don't apologise.
"A ignorância gera confiança mais frequentemente do que o conhecimento"
And I will not be compromised by ignorant others because I refer to them more than once.
Oh that is not Latin it is Porto.
Of course Equus Pallidus does not mean deflowering of horses, but the reference to flowers or butterflies is as tenuous, if you take the Spanish derivative it can even mean latent sufferers ??.
So all we have is a horsy flower or butterfly that is "ignorância" and suffers.
Get well soon.
The picture of Darwin and the Porto words come from another blog In Shreds that landed here by mistake.
Lucky me.
BEING A MAN OF STURDY CHARACTER I ALSO HAD THIS POST IN DRAFT.
I Apologise.
If this man have ever studied Latin.
He may not be an asshole.
I apologise.
I did not have to use this one.
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No apologies neccesary, I was just funning with ya, and you really aren't arguing with me, you would be arguing with the Roman Catholic Latin Vulgate.
I'm cool
Come see me if you wish at:
http://catholicprophesy.blogspot.com/
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 11 October, 2006
Revelation chapter 6
8. et ecce equus pallidus et qui sedebat desuper nomen illi Mors et inferus sequebatur eum et data est illi potestas super quattuor partes terrae interficere gladio fame et morte et bestiis terrae
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 11 October, 2006
If this man have never studied Latin.
He is an asshole.
I don't apologise.
"A ignorância gera confiança mais frequentemente do que o conhecimento"
And I will not be compromised by ignorant others because I refer to them more than once.
Oh that is not Latin it is Porto.
Of course Equus Pallidus does not mean deflowering of horses, but the reference to flowers or butterflies is as tenuous, if you take the Spanish derivative it can even mean latent sufferers ??.
So all we have is a horsy flower or butterfly that is "ignorância" and suffers.
Get well soon.
The picture of Darwin and the Porto words come from another blog In Shreds that landed here by mistake.
Lucky me.
BEING A MAN OF STURDY CHARACTER I ALSO HAD THIS POST IN DRAFT.
I Apologise.
If this man have ever studied Latin.
He may not be an asshole.
I apologise.
I did not have to use this one.
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No apologies neccesary, I was just funning with ya, and you really aren't arguing with me, you would be arguing with the Roman Catholic Latin Vulgate.
I'm cool
Come see me if you wish at:
http://catholicprophesy.blogspot.com/
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 11 October, 2006
Revelation chapter 6
8. et ecce equus pallidus et qui sedebat desuper nomen illi Mors et inferus sequebatur eum et data est illi potestas super quattuor partes terrae interficere gladio fame et morte et bestiis terrae
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No apologies neccesary, I was just funning with ya, and you really aren't arguing with me, you would be arguing with the Roman Catholic Latin Vulgate.
I'm cool
Come see me if you wish at:
http://catholicprophesy.blogspot.com/
I'm cool
Come see me if you wish at:
http://catholicprophesy.blogspot.com/
# posted by : Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:55:00 AM
: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 3:55:00 AM
Revelation chapter 6
8. et ecce equus pallidus et qui sedebat desuper nomen illi Mors et inferus sequebatur eum et data est illi potestas super quattuor partes terrae interficere gladio fame et morte et bestiis terrae
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8. et ecce equus pallidus et qui sedebat desuper nomen illi Mors et inferus sequebatur eum et data est illi potestas super quattuor partes terrae interficere gladio fame et morte et bestiis terrae
# posted by : Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:05:00 AM
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Drinking while intoxicated
You have seen this in my comments.
You are an ignorant man.
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 08 October, 2006
I found a entry on my sitemeter from Vox Popoli
Featuring Vox Day, the Christian Libertarian commentator from WorldNetDaily.
I went there and found this post "Math is hard"
I do not know how to link to this post directly, use restraint and scroll down.
I read it and entered into the comment section.
I want to highlight mr mrs ms mz Equus Pallidas and Keeskennis
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Yeah Amanda talk to Catholic Church about that. And while your at it realize we don't knowingly ordain gay men anymore. Fruits, need not apply.
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That last sentance was a little harsh, sorry about that.
"My past, oh Lord, to Your Mercy; My present, to Your Love; My future, to Your Providence!"
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Vox would make a sucky politician.
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Equus Pallidus,
Are you old enough to know what your name means.
Eff grow up.
Nice blog Vox.
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No, what does it mean?
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KeesKennis
Although you make assumption, every regular here knows that I could kick you Butt in a debate about anything that interests me. My Name is one of them things.
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I left you a little EP turd on your blog.
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Thanks for the turd, you did stink up the whole place, but nevermaaaind we just sprayed some wisdom and killed the stench.
Latin is not a language to treat ligthly.
Did this person ever follow palli(das) to palli(dao) or to (mant)
THE DIRECT TRANSLATION OF equus pallidas IS :
The deflowerer of Horses.
That is about right.
Keesie the ignorant man signing offffffff.
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hehe, your Latin sucks too.
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 09 October, 2006
I just love it when people take the time to log in and leave totally inappropriate and trollish comments. Luckily for us Kees uses these opprotunities to entertain his readers.
# posted by hammer : 09 October, 2006
Maeve said...
Keesie suck?
Hmmmmmmm don't think so.
Me neither, Maeve...
# posted by Lisa W. : 10 October, 2006
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You are an ignorant man.
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 08 October, 2006
I found a entry on my sitemeter from Vox Popoli
Featuring Vox Day, the Christian Libertarian commentator from WorldNetDaily.
I went there and found this post "Math is hard"
I do not know how to link to this post directly, use restraint and scroll down.
I read it and entered into the comment section.
I want to highlight mr mrs ms mz Equus Pallidas and Keeskennis
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Yeah Amanda talk to Catholic Church about that. And while your at it realize we don't knowingly ordain gay men anymore. Fruits, need not apply.
Equus Pallidus | Homepage | 10.08.06 - 2:13 pm | #
That last sentance was a little harsh, sorry about that.
"My past, oh Lord, to Your Mercy; My present, to Your Love; My future, to Your Providence!"
Equus Pallidus | Homepage | 10.08.06 - 2:15 pm | #
Vox would make a sucky politician.
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Equus Pallidus,
Are you old enough to know what your name means.
Eff grow up.
Nice blog Vox.
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No, what does it mean?
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KeesKennis
Although you make assumption, every regular here knows that I could kick you Butt in a debate about anything that interests me. My Name is one of them things.
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I left you a little EP turd on your blog.
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Thanks for the turd, you did stink up the whole place, but nevermaaaind we just sprayed some wisdom and killed the stench.
Latin is not a language to treat ligthly.
Did this person ever follow palli(das) to palli(dao) or to (mant)
THE DIRECT TRANSLATION OF equus pallidas IS :
The deflowerer of Horses.
That is about right.
Keesie the ignorant man signing offffffff.
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hehe, your Latin sucks too.
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 09 October, 2006
I just love it when people take the time to log in and leave totally inappropriate and trollish comments. Luckily for us Kees uses these opprotunities to entertain his readers.
# posted by hammer : 09 October, 2006
Maeve said...
Keesie suck?
Hmmmmmmm don't think so.
Me neither, Maeve...
# posted by Lisa W. : 10 October, 2006
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08 October 2006
F1
My uncle Kees 'Leone phoned me a minute ago from little Italy in Chicago.
He said: (backed up by email)
What should I do?
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You are an ignorant man.
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 08 October, 2006
Quickly Kees...You must do it for the Kitty!
# posted by mrsjosegoldbloom: 09 October, 2006
Well, you could send some manicotti...
# posted by Holder : 09 October, 2006
Best car ever whose ENGINE died on what, the 37th lap?? mwahahaha...looks good on ol' Schumi to lose a race or two. Rock on, Alonso!
# posted by Lisa W. : 09 October, 2006
I suggest four Hail Marys and a Lord's Prayer for good measure...
# posted by Libby Spencer : 09 October, 2006
He said: (backed up by email)
Kees you are a dead duck, read your last posts man, we will pay you 1,150,000 USD to go and negate Fernando Alonso's next race, you know he is a lowly Spaniard, and drives a French car. (Yechhhh)
When did 'they' learn to walk upright and speak?
It must be you and your blog that started this nonsense.
I need you to get the Ferrari into the top spot.
You know that Ferrari is Italian eh.
That makes it the best car ever.
One bullet is all it takes.
Your Uncle K O'r leone.
You want to see you latest cat reach maturity, no?
What should I do?
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You are an ignorant man.
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 08 October, 2006
Quickly Kees...You must do it for the Kitty!
# posted by mrsjosegoldbloom: 09 October, 2006
Well, you could send some manicotti...
# posted by Holder : 09 October, 2006
Best car ever whose ENGINE died on what, the 37th lap?? mwahahaha...looks good on ol' Schumi to lose a race or two. Rock on, Alonso!
# posted by Lisa W. : 09 October, 2006
I suggest four Hail Marys and a Lord's Prayer for good measure...
# posted by Libby Spencer : 09 October, 2006
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Urltard
That is me, a complete Urltard, look at my template, an effin disaster. I agree.
Then I want to get a copy of a hero here, and what happens, I cannnt help it. (ED. I am out of my depth here, should that be Kant)
Hell I need serious help ....... Dax...... Now that we are friends again......
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Putting the "Nair" in Mr. Debonair, eh?
Put a burkha over that mouth!
# posted by Erica : 08 October, 2006
Looks like Ali Bubba to me. Oy.
Where do you find these dopey looking people, anyway?
# posted by Elisson : 09 October, 2006
Damn, I want a photoshop.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 09 October, 2006
Not to bad but that shirt has to go. Even Don Ho would not be caught wearing such.
# posted by AB5SY : 09 October, 2006
Perfect! You don't need my help one lick!
# posted by Dax Montana : 09 October, 2006
Then I want to get a copy of a hero here, and what happens, I cannnt help it. (ED. I am out of my depth here, should that be Kant)
Hell I need serious help ....... Dax...... Now that we are friends again......
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Putting the "Nair" in Mr. Debonair, eh?
Put a burkha over that mouth!
# posted by Erica : 08 October, 2006
Looks like Ali Bubba to me. Oy.
Where do you find these dopey looking people, anyway?
# posted by Elisson : 09 October, 2006
Damn, I want a photoshop.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 09 October, 2006
Not to bad but that shirt has to go. Even Don Ho would not be caught wearing such.
# posted by AB5SY : 09 October, 2006
Perfect! You don't need my help one lick!
# posted by Dax Montana : 09 October, 2006
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Putting the "Nair" in Mr. Debonair, eh?
Put a burkha over that mouth!
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Put a burkha over that mouth!
# posted by : Sunday, October 08, 2006 10:05:00 PM
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Keesie....
... I have said before, if you post that picture of me where I look like a clown pushing a wheelbarrow I will talk to your uncle's, that should sort you out.
Six minutes later and I am still waiting for volunteers.
Damn kids today?
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Six minutes later and I am still waiting for volunteers.
Damn kids today?
Family arguments
We have a fairly easy come, easy go attitude in and about the Kees household.
The other day I received a call from uncle Kees.
I did not understand it all, he was rumbling on about morals and sticking to one's roots, whatever that means.
For the next 3 weeks I am booked up completely and can't go to see him as he requires.
I am now looking for volunteers to go to him on my behalf to talk about how the older people should let go, or eff off, and give the young ones a chance.
Please volunteer in the comments and find an introductory photo of my uncle's Kees, Nymph and Klept.
I do hope all you brave people out there will be willing to spend a few seconds explaining my and your liberal views.
A personal note of thanks to my Irish granny, Gran O' Maniac for the photo's.
PS: Please let us know, so that we can get the organist to know, your favourite song.
Uncle's Kees, Nymph and Klept, may your soul rest in pieces.
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That looks a lot like my first wife's family...
MC
# posted by mostly cajun : 08 October, 2006
The other day I received a call from uncle Kees.
I did not understand it all, he was rumbling on about morals and sticking to one's roots, whatever that means.
For the next 3 weeks I am booked up completely and can't go to see him as he requires.
I am now looking for volunteers to go to him on my behalf to talk about how the older people should let go, or eff off, and give the young ones a chance.
Please volunteer in the comments and find an introductory photo of my uncle's Kees, Nymph and Klept.
I do hope all you brave people out there will be willing to spend a few seconds explaining my and your liberal views.
A personal note of thanks to my Irish granny, Gran O' Maniac for the photo's.
PS: Please let us know, so that we can get the organist to know, your favourite song.
Uncle's Kees, Nymph and Klept, may your soul rest in pieces.
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That looks a lot like my first wife's family...
MC
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That looks a lot like my first wife's family...
MC
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# posted by : Sunday, October 08, 2006 10:49:00 PM
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07 October 2006
My day job
Yes, he gets up at 8 and retires at 5, like all of us.
Keesie is called a Quantity Surveyor.
My job entails a lot of calculations and the knowledge of certain computer programs is essential.
Mathematics, although essential is not the be all and end all.
The job involves contracts, a lot of words.
My job is in itself not bureaucratic but I deal with bureaucrats all the time.
Let’s explain that.
Many moons ago an entity like USAID, DANIDA or EU wanted to build a dam in the Republic of Gomorrah.(hereafter called RoG)
They put together a document for various companies to peruse and the put in a bid to build this dam. This document was drawn up by the wife of the secretary of the treasury of this company, because she could write great plays.
The lowest bid was put in by KeesKennis Construction, (hereafter called the Contractor)
In this document it was stated that the contractor would need to import some 5000 tons of aggregate as the RoG does not have any stone suitable for concrete.
The Contractor determined that there was a source in a neighbouring country for this said 5000 tons and priced his bid accordingly.
While the Contractor was constructing the said dam he realised that the lady playwright mistook tons for cubic meters (1 ton = 1 cubic meter for water) but for stone the specific gravity is between 2 and 2.9 tons per cubic meter, so she should have said 14500 tons of aggregate.
So the Contractor ordered more stone and found out that quarry that produced the stone have now run out and that he now had to ship this stone from the next country 1500 km away.
The contractor claimed the extra costs plus some hidden profits from the Funding Agency (USAID, DANIDA or EU) and they had to pay. This extra cost had the effect of doubling the total cost of this dam.
Now bureaucrats don’t like their budgets messed with so they called in more playwrights and LAYWERS, note that they did not call in Engineers or Quantity Surveyors, so this lot produced more words that you can shake a stick at.
The result is that we now have another 1914 chapters to any document that we must peruse and bid upon.
So now we often ponder about what the meaning of is, is.
That’s my Day Job to find opportunities in that mangle of words that benefit my company
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Dang, sounds like fun...okay, maybe not...
# posted by Lisa W. : 07 October, 2006
Bless you. I sympathize, empathize and just sit slackjawed in wonder at the millions of fuckwits out there.
# posted by Frothmistress : 07 October, 2006
Aren't bureaucracies wonderful?
# posted by Hammer : 08 October, 2006
That sounds like rather less fun than actually building the dam. Voorspoed.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 08 October, 2006
Do you get to wear a hard hat? :)
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 08 October, 2006
Keesie is called a Quantity Surveyor.
My job entails a lot of calculations and the knowledge of certain computer programs is essential.
Mathematics, although essential is not the be all and end all.
The job involves contracts, a lot of words.
My job is in itself not bureaucratic but I deal with bureaucrats all the time.
Let’s explain that.
Many moons ago an entity like USAID, DANIDA or EU wanted to build a dam in the Republic of Gomorrah.(hereafter called RoG)
They put together a document for various companies to peruse and the put in a bid to build this dam. This document was drawn up by the wife of the secretary of the treasury of this company, because she could write great plays.
The lowest bid was put in by KeesKennis Construction, (hereafter called the Contractor)
In this document it was stated that the contractor would need to import some 5000 tons of aggregate as the RoG does not have any stone suitable for concrete.
The Contractor determined that there was a source in a neighbouring country for this said 5000 tons and priced his bid accordingly.
While the Contractor was constructing the said dam he realised that the lady playwright mistook tons for cubic meters (1 ton = 1 cubic meter for water) but for stone the specific gravity is between 2 and 2.9 tons per cubic meter, so she should have said 14500 tons of aggregate.
So the Contractor ordered more stone and found out that quarry that produced the stone have now run out and that he now had to ship this stone from the next country 1500 km away.
The contractor claimed the extra costs plus some hidden profits from the Funding Agency (USAID, DANIDA or EU) and they had to pay. This extra cost had the effect of doubling the total cost of this dam.
Now bureaucrats don’t like their budgets messed with so they called in more playwrights and LAYWERS, note that they did not call in Engineers or Quantity Surveyors, so this lot produced more words that you can shake a stick at.
The result is that we now have another 1914 chapters to any document that we must peruse and bid upon.
So now we often ponder about what the meaning of is, is.
That’s my Day Job to find opportunities in that mangle of words that benefit my company
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Dang, sounds like fun...okay, maybe not...
# posted by Lisa W. : 07 October, 2006
Bless you. I sympathize, empathize and just sit slackjawed in wonder at the millions of fuckwits out there.
# posted by Frothmistress : 07 October, 2006
Aren't bureaucracies wonderful?
# posted by Hammer : 08 October, 2006
That sounds like rather less fun than actually building the dam. Voorspoed.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 08 October, 2006
Do you get to wear a hard hat? :)
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 08 October, 2006
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Bless you. I sympathize, empathize and just sit slackjawed in wonder at the millions of fuckwits out there.
# posted by : Saturday, October 07, 2006 9:17:00 PM
: Saturday, October 07, 2006 9:17:00 PM
If you considering leaving that company let me know.
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# posted by : Wednesday, November 15, 2006 3:22:00 PM
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06 October 2006
KeesKennisPssst!
This is the way to get a link, "come over" would have been better, but not much.
Without my help she is about to pop 1000.
Go and say hi.
She has a cute Dazd, get well soon card.
She also displays a lot of knowledge about men.
Go Visit.
In a unrelated incident I ask the question:
: What is the color of a ripe tomato?
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"What is the color of a ripe tomato?"
Depends on the variety; I've raised red, orange, yellow, and striped varieties.
# posted by BobG : 06 October, 2006
Hey! Pssst! Kees, thanks for the link. I do hope it's okay that I added ya to my blogroll. Too funny 'bout the knowledge!
# posted by Cindi : 07 October, 2006
I give up. What is the color of a ripe tomato?
# posted by GUYK : 07 October, 2006
It's bright PINK!
# posted by KeesKennis : 08 October, 2006
Without my help she is about to pop 1000.
Go and say hi.
She has a cute Dazd, get well soon card.
She also displays a lot of knowledge about men.
Go Visit.
In a unrelated incident I ask the question:
: What is the color of a ripe tomato?
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"What is the color of a ripe tomato?"
Depends on the variety; I've raised red, orange, yellow, and striped varieties.
# posted by BobG : 06 October, 2006
Hey! Pssst! Kees, thanks for the link. I do hope it's okay that I added ya to my blogroll. Too funny 'bout the knowledge!
# posted by Cindi : 07 October, 2006
I give up. What is the color of a ripe tomato?
# posted by GUYK : 07 October, 2006
It's bright PINK!
# posted by KeesKennis : 08 October, 2006
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"What is the color of a ripe tomato?"
Depends on the variety; I've raised red, orange, yellow, and striped varieties.
Depends on the variety; I've raised red, orange, yellow, and striped varieties.
Hey! Pssst! Kees, thanks for the link. I do hope it's okay that I added ya to my blogroll. Too funny 'bout the knowledge!
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Now look at this
This Safe For Work blog is now number 3 for "Pirate Plunder".
No Baptist's or Catholic's can now safely tune in.
Oh woe.
And of course we have to thank The Escapee from the Padded Cell.
WE will recover from this terminal blow.
Thank you very much Mrs. Hose.
We went into this declining spiral of morals when SHE posted this comment on another post...
Well I've never had to hang onto the back of a bus, but I have had to "hang in there" till payday before.
That guys hand does look weird...Maybe it's a hook and he's really a pirate getting ready to plunder & pilage the occupants of bus.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 05 October,2006
I sit here and cry and wonder what Mr. Hose is thinking.
Nevermaaaaaaind what Baboon Pirates are suffering, I did not check but I don't think they got a mention before page 69.
Hey babe, keep it up.
Technorati tags: utter stupidness.
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LOL Kees...too much caffeine today?
Oh and thanks for the Linkaroonie!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 06 October, 2006
Yeah, I don't advertise my plunder. Too much attention from the gendarmes.
On the other hand, I'm on page one for Google searches for "immature men".
# posted by El Capitan : 06 November, 2006
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LOL Kees...too much caffeine today?
Oh and thanks for the Linkaroonie!
Oh and thanks for the Linkaroonie!
# posted by : Friday, October 06, 2006 11:30:00 PM
: Friday, October 06, 2006 11:30:00 PM
Yeah, I don't advertise my plunder. Too much attention from the gendarmes.
On the other hand, I'm on page one for Google searches for "immature men".
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Friday Photo
Go and look at his photos
I notice that these photos are all taken in the early hours when Keesie is still cuddled up in bed.
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I want to live there. How beautiful.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 06 October, 2006
Friday food
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05 October 2006
I am loathe to agree ....
... with a dog.
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*ahem* I'm hoping that's not aimed at anyone in particular.
# posted by K-nine : 05 October, 2006
"pointless incessant barking" Hey! that's what I do on my blog! Stop by some time and we can bark at each other. :P
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 06 October, 2006
I don't get it? Is there a difference? You couldn't tell by my blog?
# posted by Libby Spencer : 06 October, 2006
Frothmistress said...
I'm into narcissistic navel-gazing and contemplation. Happy Friday!
07 October, 2006
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"pointless incessant barking" Hey! that's what I do on my bloy! Stop by some time and we can bark at each other. :P
# posted by : Friday, October 06, 2006 6:38:00 AM
: Friday, October 06, 2006 6:38:00 AM
I'm into narcissistic navel-gazing and contemplation. Happy Friday!
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# posted by : Saturday, October 07, 2006 12:27:00 AM
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The picture tells a story
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Sure does, been there, done that!
# posted by Lisa W. : 05 October, 2006
What a way to save money.
Is it just me or does that guys left hand look awfully strange?
# posted by Hammer : 05 October, 2006
Well I've never had to hang onto the back of a bus, but I have had to "hang in there" till payday before.
That guys hand does look weird...Maybe it's a hook and he's really a pirate getting ready to plunder & pilage the occupants of bus.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 05 October,2006
Libby Spencer said...
I didn't know they put out an illustrated version of the story of my life.
05 October, 2006
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What a way to save money.
Is it just me or does that guys left hand look awfully strange?
Is it just me or does that guys left hand look awfully strange?
# posted by : Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:19:00 PM
: Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:19:00 PM
Well I've never had to hang onto the back of a bus, but I have had to "hang in there" till payday before.
That guys hand does look weird...Maybe it's a hook and he's really a pirate getting ready to plunder & pilage the occupants of bus.
That guys hand does look weird...Maybe it's a hook and he's really a pirate getting ready to plunder & pilage the occupants of bus.
# posted by : Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:48:00 PM
: Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:48:00 PM
Maybe the guy is related to the one on the far left in this picture:
http://www.users.nac.net/delliott/007/lald.htm
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Namakwaland
This is the beauty of a dry region.
Two drops of rain and the flowers respond.
I wonder where they are going.
Judging by the colorful "Sunday best" clothing and the guitar, I would guess a party is in the offing.
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Libby Spencer said...
The beauty of such a stark land always amazes me. It must feel like magic if all that color pops out overnight.
05 October, 2006
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The beauty of such a stark land always amazes me. It must feel like magic if all that color pops out overnight.
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04 October 2006
The slackness is easy to spot
This is Eric aged five.
"Trend-setter" se moer, very cute though.
The degradation of the qualities of what you produce was already setting in as it is for all persons born after me.
We are all gonna die, or we are going straight to Hell.
Now in contrast there is me (the tallest boy)
Carel the clean shaven second oldest boy.
My sister Gerda, the oldest girl.
and the brats HB and Tertia
Now we see the six of us plus my dog Dapper.
I did not need no cap gun with Dapper at my side.
Youngster's, what can we say?
Bless 'em.
We are not taking pot shot's at nature, we were brought up very strict.
I am the one with the dirty shirt, or if you have shitty resolution on your computer I am the first boy kneeling.
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My God how many brothers and sisters do you have?...LOL I bet there was always something going on at your house.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 05 October, 2006
... true, that... and excellent photos, Kees...
... tried to track your ass down the other day, but couldnt find a telephone directory for Tanzania...
Eric
# posted by Anonymous : 06 October, 2006
MY G"D Mrs, Jose those are all my cousins from 5 uncles and aunts from my Dad's side.
Still with six of us there was a lot happening at any given moment.
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My God how many brothers and sisters do you have?...LOL I bet there was always something going on at your house.
# posted by : Thursday, October 05, 2006 1:58:00 AM
: Thursday, October 05, 2006 1:58:00 AM
... true, that... and excellent photos, Kees...
... tried to track your ass down the other day, but couldnt find a telephone directory for Tanzania...
Eric
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... tried to track your ass down the other day, but couldnt find a telephone directory for Tanzania...
Eric
# posted by : Friday, October 06, 2006 5:28:00 PM
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A busy Kees
500 posts in 170 days.
Averaging 2.96 posts per day.
Does this prove that I have no life?
EFF no.
EFF yes.
Dahlonega, is a city in the USA and this unamed person from there, was the first to view my 500th post.
What a genius and clever person that is.
MY first picture and first post.
Trying
My first comment
On this post/picture
How's that for posing.
He most probably believes that he is a candidate for the Monkey-pit
The photo was taken in the Manyara conservation area.
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velociman said...
He's in.
OMG
And as it is the Vman I must repeat my first post where I use actual words.
Got it right at last
Last Night I tried the same thing more than a hundred times and it did not work.
Ignorance knows no boundries
Here is a nice sunset in Zanzibar.
Averaging 2.96 posts per day.
Does this prove that I have no life?
EFF no.
EFF yes.
Dahlonega, is a city in the USA and this unamed person from there, was the first to view my 500th post.
What a genius and clever person that is.
MY first picture and first post.
Trying
My first comment
On this post/picture
How's that for posing.
He most probably believes that he is a candidate for the Monkey-pit
The photo was taken in the Manyara conservation area.
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velociman said...
He's in.
OMG
And as it is the Vman I must repeat my first post where I use actual words.
Got it right at last
Last Night I tried the same thing more than a hundred times and it did not work.
Ignorance knows no boundries
Here is a nice sunset in Zanzibar.
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The two deer/antelope look like their molded from shit, and the monkey gives new meaning to the term "blue balls".
hmmm... d-town, Georgia.... aren't that many of us from there... hmmm... And I have my own Namibian to hang around. Coincidence?
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# posted by : Thursday, October 05, 2006 3:40:00 AM
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Forty minus
Who of my forty minus readers can name the car?
A friend of mine bought a wreck for 150 rand (then about 220 USD).
I helped him to get it on the road.
It was a chick magnet.
You had to have a place to go to as their was no space inside (not for two couples anyway).
Yes the SA Rand was R0.67 to the USD at that time, Now I use R7.70 to buy 1 USD.
Nevermaaaind the TL was good, clean and healthy fun.
It must be the best looking car of that era.
My instinct to help this friend paid heavy dividends over the guy that wanted me to help him with his dad's old Austin
As BobG points out the photo came from View From The Porch and from this post. Thanks Bob
I did not get it from there but the person who emailed me might have.
Thanks Tamara K
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Isn't that just a VW frame with a car kit body?
# posted by : Thursday, October 05, 2006 12:41:00 AM
: Thursday, October 05, 2006 12:41:00 AM
That's a Talbot-Lago replica on (probably) a VW chassis.
It has Florida license plates.
I downloaded the picture six years ago from Car & Driver's website, where it had been posted by the car's owner, who resides in Florida, USA.
It has Florida license plates.
I downloaded the picture six years ago from Car & Driver's website, where it had been posted by the car's owner, who resides in Florida, USA.
Incidentally, there are only sixteen real Talbot-Lago Figoni et Falaschi "Teardrops" in the world.
http://www.supercars.net/cars/1787.html
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New bracelet
I just have to show off my wife's new silver and gold armband.
Nice eh?
I am demonstrating my new Hawaiian skirt but her bangle steal's the show.
Blogmeet and poetry conference
As is the vogue from the big boys, I applogise for the quality as I only had my cellphone to take the shot.
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For a moment I thought that picture was of someone testing the infinite monkey theorem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem
# posted by Hammer : 04 October, 2006
No we only got as far as "To be drunk is to be" and we are still trying to wash our n'th banana.
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For a moment I thought that picture was of someone testing the infinite monkey theorem.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem
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# posted by : Wednesday, October 04, 2006 6:50:00 PM
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MMMMMM
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More cuddly uglies
Cuuute man.
A marbou stork from the master picture taker, Vearl
I do believe that they evolved this way for some reason, however I do not think that those reasons were propperly thought through.
Starter pack
So you have this nice big farm and lodge and you want to introduce lions to attract more customers.
Then you realise that starting a breeding herd of antelope or wildebeest will cost much more than the lions.
What to do?
Introduce warthogs, real cuddly little things.
That is your answer. They are cheap and breed like err well hogs.
That way you can use the money from the lions to introduce other animals.
If you are succesful and make a killing.
Vultures will soon show up, as in human life.
Then you realise that starting a breeding herd of antelope or wildebeest will cost much more than the lions.
What to do?
Introduce warthogs, real cuddly little things.
That is your answer. They are cheap and breed like err well hogs.
That way you can use the money from the lions to introduce other animals.
If you are succesful and make a killing.
Vultures will soon show up, as in human life.
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The wild hogs in South Texas are pretty bad I've seen some upwards of 600 pounds. Maybe we could use a few lions ourselves.
These boars are tough. One of them attacked my fathers dogs and it took 20 rounds of 357 mag to bring it down. Might give the lions a run for their money.
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These boars are tough. One of them attacked my fathers dogs and it took 20 rounds of 357 mag to bring it down. Might give the lions a run for their money.
# posted by : Wednesday, October 04, 2006 4:03:00 PM
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03 October 2006
Maw......
...please tell me again why I will have to wear braces.
At least that is what I think the youngster is saying.
What do you think?
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If it was my daughter she would be telling me "don't worry dad, I am here". She is still that way.
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# posted by : Thursday, October 05, 2006 3:51:00 AM
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Just stay where you are
If I drop my baby sister you are in deep poo poo.
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I can't think of anything witty to say...this pics adorable factor is off the charts...I'm too busy going "Awwww!".
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# posted by : Tuesday, October 03, 2006 9:44:00 PM
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02 October 2006
First's again - Jokes
Two new bloggers, Hammer and Holder are about to pop 1000.
Go and and leave your funiest "1000" joke you can over there and I will get Elisson and Cowboy Blob to judge.
The winner will get a one month Blog Add here at KeesKennis.
RULES
If you dont like the judges decision you can say 1000 words elsewhere.
Please also counterpost the joke here at this post.
If you don't do it I might ask Dax to "talk" to you.
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Thanks Kees.
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.
http://whenyouronlytoolisahammer.blogspot.com/2006/10/just-popped-1000-and-joke-to-boot.htm
# posted by Hammer : 02 October, 2006
Kees here's the joke I posted at Hammer's site.
Congrats Hammer...here's a joke for the occasion:
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 02 October, 2006
Okay I'm posting a 2nd one (is that allowed) since some FatHairyBastard said my joke was "old". LOL
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 02 October, 2006
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy.""Oh yeah? Who was the guy?""Tiger Woods.""Tiger Woods, the golfer?""Yeah.""Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone."What are you doing?" asks the wife.The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?""No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what par is for this damn hole."
# posted by Hammer : 02 October, 2006
So, what do I gotta do?
# posted by Cowboy Blob : 03 October, 2006
Go and and leave your funiest "1000" joke you can over there and I will get Elisson and Cowboy Blob to judge.
The winner will get a one month Blog Add here at KeesKennis.
RULES
If you dont like the judges decision you can say 1000 words elsewhere.
Please also counterpost the joke here at this post.
If you don't do it I might ask Dax to "talk" to you.
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Thanks Kees.
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.
http://whenyouronlytoolisahammer.blogspot.com/2006/10/just-popped-1000-and-joke-to-boot.htm
# posted by Hammer : 02 October, 2006
Kees here's the joke I posted at Hammer's site.
Congrats Hammer...here's a joke for the occasion:
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 02 October, 2006
Okay I'm posting a 2nd one (is that allowed) since some FatHairyBastard said my joke was "old". LOL
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 02 October, 2006
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy.""Oh yeah? Who was the guy?""Tiger Woods.""Tiger Woods, the golfer?""Yeah.""Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone."What are you doing?" asks the wife.The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?""No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what par is for this damn hole."
# posted by Hammer : 02 October, 2006
So, what do I gotta do?
# posted by Cowboy Blob : 03 October, 2006
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Thanks Kees.
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.
http://whenyouronlytoolisahammer.blogspot.com/2006/10/just-popped-1000-and-joke-to-boot.htm
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.
http://whenyouronlytoolisahammer.blogspot.com/2006/10/just-popped-1000-and-joke-to-boot.htm
# posted by : Monday, October 02, 2006 5:05:00 AM
: Monday, October 02, 2006 5:05:00 AM
Kees here's the joke I posted at Hammer's site.
Congrats Hammer...here's a joke for the occasion:
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die."
Congrats Hammer...here's a joke for the occasion:
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die."
# posted by : Monday, October 02, 2006 5:31:00 AM
: Monday, October 02, 2006 5:31:00 AM
Okay I'm posting a 2nd one (is that allowed) since some FatHairyBastard said my joke was "old". LOL
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
# posted by : Monday, October 02, 2006 4:25:00 PM
: Monday, October 02, 2006 4:25:00 PM
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy.""Oh yeah? Who was the guy?""Tiger Woods.""Tiger Woods, the golfer?""Yeah.""Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone."What are you doing?" asks the wife.The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?""No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what par is for this damn hole."
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The husband and wife then make passionate love.When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone."What are you doing?" asks the wife.The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?""No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what par is for this damn hole."
# posted by : Monday, October 02, 2006 10:13:00 PM
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01 October 2006
A first to remember
Go to Holder and congratulate the kiddo.
Hey kiddo I don't want you to have nightmares but ...
You can eventually catch someting like this kurper, MAGIC.
First's cannot be repeated.
Make it special.
Go and make it special for her, please.
"It took hours to reel in"
Photo of Kurper by Francine Kotze with her husband Hennie holding the beauty.
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# posted by BobG : Sunday, October 01, 2006 9:04:06 PM
Oh, Keesie, you're so awesome, thanks for posting my girl- and making her day! She got a kick out of knowing she was posted in Africa!
# posted by Holder : 02 October, 2006
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Check out these catfish:
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Oh, Keesie, you're so awesome, thanks for posting my girl- and making her day! She got a kick out of knowing she was posted in Africa!
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I'll tell you what
I will point and shout at you as much as I want and there is nothing you can do about it.
Wewewewe.
Photo Tom Davel
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OMG! He's soooo cute!!!
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Man this new "Buns of steel" workout isn't quite what I imagined!
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