08 October 2006

 

F1

My uncle Kees 'Leone phoned me a minute ago from little Italy in Chicago.

He said: (backed up by email)
Kees you are a dead duck, read your last posts man, we will pay you 1,150,000 USD to go and negate Fernando Alonso's next race, you know he is a lowly Spaniard, and drives a French car. (Yechhhh)
When did 'they' learn to walk upright and speak?
It must be you and your blog that started this nonsense.
I need you to get the Ferrari into the top spot.
You know that Ferrari is Italian eh.
That makes it the best car ever.
One bullet is all it takes.

Your Uncle K O'r leone.

You want to see you latest cat reach maturity, no?


What should I do?


COMMENTS

You are an ignorant man.
# posted by Equus Pallidus : 08 October, 2006

Quickly Kees...You must do it for the Kitty!
# posted by mrsjosegoldbloom: 09 October, 2006

Well, you could send some manicotti...
# posted by Holder : 09 October, 2006

Best car ever whose ENGINE died on what, the 37th lap?? mwahahaha...looks good on ol' Schumi to lose a race or two. Rock on, Alonso!
# posted by Lisa W. : 09 October, 2006

I suggest four Hail Marys and a Lord's Prayer for good measure...
# posted by Libby Spencer : 09 October, 2006

Comments:
You are an ignorant man.
 
Quickly Kees...You must do it for thee Kitty!
 
Well, you could send some manicotti...
 
Best car ever whose ENGINE died on what, the 37th lap?? mwahahaha...looks good on ol' Schumi to lose a race or two. Rock on, Alonso!
 
I suggest four Hail Marys and a Lord's Prayer for good measure...
 
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