02 October 2006

 

First's again - Jokes

Two new bloggers, Hammer and Holder are about to pop 1000.
Go and and leave your funiest "1000" joke you can over there and I will get Elisson and Cowboy Blob to judge.
The winner will get a one month Blog Add here at KeesKennis.

RULES
If you dont like the judges decision you can say 1000 words elsewhere.
Please also counterpost the joke here at this post.

If you don't do it I might ask Dax to "talk" to you.


COMMENTS

Thanks Kees.
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.

http://whenyouronlytoolisahammer.blogspot.com/2006/10/just-popped-1000-and-joke-to-boot.htm
# posted by Hammer : 02 October, 2006


Kees here's the joke I posted at Hammer's site.

Congrats Hammer...here's a joke for the occasion:

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 02 October, 2006


Okay I'm posting a 2nd one (is that allowed) since some FatHairyBastard said my joke was "old". LOL

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 02 October, 2006


A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy.""Oh yeah? Who was the guy?""Tiger Woods.""Tiger Woods, the golfer?""Yeah.""Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone."What are you doing?" asks the wife.The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?""No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what par is for this damn hole."
# posted by Hammer : 02 October, 2006

So, what do I gotta do?
# posted by Cowboy Blob : 03 October, 2006
Comments:
Thanks Kees.
I didn't even notice until you mentioned it.

http://whenyouronlytoolisahammer.blogspot.com/2006/10/just-popped-1000-and-joke-to-boot.htm
 
Kees here's the joke I posted at Hammer's site.

Congrats Hammer...here's a joke for the occasion:

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die."
 
Okay I'm posting a 2nd one (is that allowed) since some FatHairyBastard said my joke was "old". LOL

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead. The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "You can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
 
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy.""Oh yeah? Who was the guy?""Tiger Woods.""Tiger Woods, the golfer?""Yeah.""Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone."What are you doing?" asks the wife.The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.""Tiger wouldn't do that.""Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?""He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?""No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what par is for this damn hole."
 
So, what do I gotta do?
 
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