26 February 2012
Levi's is not something you wear, you use it to hit sixes for South Africa
Levi, who only made his debut on Friday in Wellington, also brought up the fastest international Twenty20 century off 45 balls as he scored 117 not out to help the visitors chase down New Zealand's 173 for four with four overs to spare.
New Zealand had won the first match of the series in Wellington.
The powerfully-built Levi was brutal to a wayward New Zealand attack who bowled into his arc allowing him to smash the ball across the ropes from mid-off around to deep backward square-leg.
"It was good fun. Every shot I played seemed to come off," Levi said in a televised interview. "The leg-side boundary on (one) side of the wicket is fairly short so I was trying to target it."
Captain AB de Villiers (39 not out) simply ticked the strike over to the 24-year-old who wasted little time in bringing up his century when he pushed the ball into the covers for a rare single.
West Indies opener Chris Gayle had held the previous record for sixes in a Twenty20 international with 10, while Gayle and Brendon McCullum had shared the record for fastest century. Both had achieved the mark in 50 balls.
Martin Guptill top-scored for New Zealand with 47 from 35 balls and New Zealand captain McCullum said he felt they had still posted a competitive score.
"We thought we had a chance," McCullum said.
"We would have liked up around that 190-200 target but when someone comes and plays an innings like that there's not much you can do, so hats off to him.
"We weren't allowed to bowl well. I thought Richard played an unbelievable innings.
"It didn't matter what our bowlers did they couldn't pull it back. They tried but some days you're beaten to the punch and that was the case today."
25 February 2012
Joey John Hart - Second Grand child
Ondria and her husband Tim have just had my second grandchild
And then I get this email:
dear oupa
i came home from hospital today... all of 2.5 days old. the doctor said i get 10 out of 10 for fit and healthy.
you probably already know i'm a big boy. i weighed 4.09kgs at birth and i was 56cm long!
i can't wait to meet you when you get home so be sure to come home soon :-)
see attached some phtos momma took of me just 5 minutes after we got home.
lots of lovies from joey
:-)
I love dem all knowing kids, don't ya
Ond's I love you so much
And I love you to young man, plenty
And the Cat's Mother think you are so special and loves you too
Joy of joys never mind Joeys
dear oupa
i came home from hospital today... all of 2.5 days old. the doctor said i get 10 out of 10 for fit and healthy.
you probably already know i'm a big boy. i weighed 4.09kgs at birth and i was 56cm long!
i can't wait to meet you when you get home so be sure to come home soon :-)
see attached some phtos momma took of me just 5 minutes after we got home.
lots of lovies from joey
:-)
I love dem all knowing kids, don't ya
Ond's I love you so much
And I love you to young man, plenty
And the Cat's Mother think you are so special and loves you too
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YOur blog ate my first comment, but here I try again. Congratulations, OUpa and the Cat's Grandmommy AND ONdria and Tim, who I believe did play some small part in the miracle of baby boy. OUpa, I'm so thrilled to see you already have the markings of proper oupa-besottedness by making the parents a sort of remote (but crucial) attachment to your Oupadom: Peter and I refer to Newton and Cheryl as those people who drive Kanye and Aliya to our house. I'm so happy about your double baby bounty! xoxox
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24 February 2012
Yabu is OK, maybe a bit sensitive
Somertimes I like to fuck with good peeps.
And I did
Whether Yabu, a man that I do not know at all will accept this as a game does not worry me at all, that is his take.
I said in his comments that I do not regret what I have done but I are ashamed of such, but I will do it again.
Shame is fuckoll to be ashamed of.
That dog GIF below is very good tho.
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And I did
Whether Yabu, a man that I do not know at all will accept this as a game does not worry me at all, that is his take.
I said in his comments that I do not regret what I have done but I are ashamed of such, but I will do it again.
Shame is fuckoll to be ashamed of.
That dog GIF below is very good tho.
That fucking dog should be ashamed of itself
Sadly not as it was only a pup
I have no regrets, and no shame…Fuck You! I was a kid. People like you should take the bus, if you get my drift. One more time…Fuck Off.
Well then grow up and then come and fuck with the big dogs when you can
Well then grow up and then come and fuck with the big dogs when you can
20 February 2012
The slippery oil slope of SAE 30
Yabu had a post up Smuggling Oil Can
I left a comment that said in short that I have smuggled stuff but never took or smuggled drugs but that we both could have been locked up, for breaking various laws. Hence the lead lining in our devices.
Yabu replied that he had never done anything that he was ashamed of, and he gave various reasons why he was not ashamed of his actions and why the laws were stupid.
As they say : READ THE WHOLE THING.
SAE 30 rule: It is fucking slippery, do not base your defence on this grounding slope.
I did not say it in his comments but I will say it here. I have done many, many things of which I am ashamed. Given the same circumstances with a little less alcohol or a little less 'Le armour' and a little less support from my criminal cronies and a little ........ But you get the idea. All excuses for being me.
I have also engaged in various escapades of criminality i.e. breaking laws.
IDB laws which were criminal in itself but could have gotten me 20 years in chookie.
Many and various laws on owning firearms, not only in SA but around the world.
Explosives, oh my fuck, big brass has a lot of explosivy stuff in it that can be taken out and used to make fire crackers, for sue, and brass does not float.
Hunting on the "langplaas"
Actualy my middle name is a toss up between (Stupidity, Criminality) and my real middle name.
The government that I fought wars for was apparently or was criminal.
But I can't hide behind the apparent criminality of laws. I broke them and was clever enough not to serve time.
If I was ashamed however and I did fuck up I went back, confessed and tried to make amends. Most of the times I could make financial amends, but how do you make up for you having pissed on a person’s heirloom.
Fuck up or wipe out a blokes BMW, you hurt but you can pay the loss. Fuck up or wipe out a persons precious possesion that they got from a aunt that survived the Holocaust and you just hurt, you can never pay enough.
The challenge to my blogroll is for anybody to come up and say.
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
Or am I just to sensitive?
Sensitive SChenSchitve or whatever.
I am not scared though, sensitive but not scared.
I fisked Bane.
Fuck, how to say this and not threaten, which will be breaking a law?
And nowadays I don't do that at all.
OK I have got it:
Any of these below that do not respond will go into a special pool.
The sadly dead ones will be excused. The living dead will be going into the pool, for sue.
The ones that are generic are cursed into a generic kind of hell, I tried to get rid of them and my whole blog went into wide wide wide wide mode, so they remain but don'y have to answer for their shamey crimes.
Redacted to a previous blog a long list of peeps that made the post to long and to cumbersome
How tha fuck that above at 200 happened and why I am restricted is proof that she is a witch
Double referals have to submit double excuses otherwise their asses are toast.
As we are now sideways, Bane would have said Linkwhoring at its best, and I agree. timpanogos.wordpress.com/wp-admin/index.php
UPDATE : UPDATE
You are all going to die you know, so better confess righgt now.
Lucky for all of you I chose the Agnus Dei movement so there will be resurection
I left a comment that said in short that I have smuggled stuff but never took or smuggled drugs but that we both could have been locked up, for breaking various laws. Hence the lead lining in our devices.
Yabu replied that he had never done anything that he was ashamed of, and he gave various reasons why he was not ashamed of his actions and why the laws were stupid.
As they say : READ THE WHOLE THING.
SAE 30 rule: It is fucking slippery, do not base your defence on this grounding slope.
I did not say it in his comments but I will say it here. I have done many, many things of which I am ashamed. Given the same circumstances with a little less alcohol or a little less 'Le armour' and a little less support from my criminal cronies and a little ........ But you get the idea. All excuses for being me.
I have also engaged in various escapades of criminality i.e. breaking laws.
IDB laws which were criminal in itself but could have gotten me 20 years in chookie.
Many and various laws on owning firearms, not only in SA but around the world.
Explosives, oh my fuck, big brass has a lot of explosivy stuff in it that can be taken out and used to make fire crackers, for sue, and brass does not float.
Hunting on the "langplaas"
Actualy my middle name is a toss up between (Stupidity, Criminality) and my real middle name.
Hey I was just growing into a boy at 28 years of age
But I can't hide behind the apparent criminality of laws. I broke them and was clever enough not to serve time.
If I was ashamed however and I did fuck up I went back, confessed and tried to make amends. Most of the times I could make financial amends, but how do you make up for you having pissed on a person’s heirloom.
Fuck up or wipe out a blokes BMW, you hurt but you can pay the loss. Fuck up or wipe out a persons precious possesion that they got from a aunt that survived the Holocaust and you just hurt, you can never pay enough.
The challenge to my blogroll is for anybody to come up and say.
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
Or am I just to sensitive?
Sensitive SChenSchitve or whatever.
I am not scared though, sensitive but not scared.
I fisked Bane.
Fuck, how to say this and not threaten, which will be breaking a law?
And nowadays I don't do that at all.
OK I have got it:
Any of these below that do not respond will go into a special pool.
The sadly dead ones will be excused. The living dead will be going into the pool, for sue.
The ones that are generic are cursed into a generic kind of hell, I tried to get rid of them and my whole blog went into wide wide wide wide mode, so they remain but don'y have to answer for their shamey crimes.
Redacted to a previous blog a long list of peeps that made the post to long and to cumbersome
How tha fuck that above at 200 happened and why I am restricted is proof that she is a witch
Double referals have to submit double excuses otherwise their asses are toast.
As we are now sideways, Bane would have said Linkwhoring at its best, and I agree. timpanogos.wordpress.com/wp-admin/index.php
UPDATE : UPDATE
You are all going to die you know, so better confess righgt now.
Lucky for all of you I chose the Agnus Dei movement so there will be resurection
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From my point of view, there's a difference between regret and being ashamed. I've regretted many decisions I've made, but I've never been ashamed of any of 'em.
Well, I have several things to be ashamed of, but I've put them in the sinkhole of the backbrain.
If you're talking blog shames, well, I've put them in the sinkhole of the backbrain...
If you're talking blog shames, well, I've put them in the sinkhole of the backbrain...
Semantics is a word game.
Mr Jones's bridge is Ok with you?
http://badbadjuju.com/2011/04/blowing-a-bridge/
OK THEN?
Mr Jones OK? with this needless destruction of his property and you are not ashamed but PROUD
Mr Jones's bridge is Ok with you?
http://badbadjuju.com/2011/04/blowing-a-bridge/
OK THEN?
Mr Jones OK? with this needless destruction of his property and you are not ashamed but PROUD
And if that bridge story is true and that is the case maybe you should stand for elected office as a politician
Mr Jones is OK. Like I said, we rebuilt it better than it was before we blew it. I just wish it had been larger. The first and only bridge bridge I've ever blown. Was I proud of it? Yes I was. Was it fun? Yes it was. Look, he got a new bridge out of our shenanigans. Everybody won. Nobody got hurt. Would I do it again? Yes, in a heartbeat. I was proud we were able to time the M-80s to go off almost simultaneously. I guess you should've been there. No regrets, and no shame on this one. You would not believe how high the wood flew. M-80s are potent. After we blew it, I was more worried about setting the woods on fire, than the bridge.
The real question is, why do some parents let their kids have a case or two of some pretty bad-ass explosives? I would have gotten 'em anyway, but still.
It is a true story, just so you know. We blew that fucker sky-high, and I will never forget it. All said and and done, I think Mr. Jones was impressed. We made everything right.
I would love to have a couple of boxes of M-80s right now, but they're illegal now, and the Maker knows, I will not break the law.
No shame, and no regrets on my behalf. If I had it to do over again, would I? Yes, I would've used more explosive. We were young boys...what can I say? We liked blowing shit up.
You ain't lived until you've blown a bridge.
The real question is, why do some parents let their kids have a case or two of some pretty bad-ass explosives? I would have gotten 'em anyway, but still.
It is a true story, just so you know. We blew that fucker sky-high, and I will never forget it. All said and and done, I think Mr. Jones was impressed. We made everything right.
I would love to have a couple of boxes of M-80s right now, but they're illegal now, and the Maker knows, I will not break the law.
No shame, and no regrets on my behalf. If I had it to do over again, would I? Yes, I would've used more explosive. We were young boys...what can I say? We liked blowing shit up.
You ain't lived until you've blown a bridge.
Sure
I have blown up real bridges in real life and some of them still hurt, why the waste. The others, done in civvy life, the replacements for new ones don't count.
So much youth that have to made to be adults, still.
With a proud CV like that I am sure the politcians are hinting you.
I have blown up real bridges in real life and some of them still hurt, why the waste. The others, done in civvy life, the replacements for new ones don't count.
So much youth that have to made to be adults, still.
With a proud CV like that I am sure the politcians are hinting you.
Scratch my last comment
The utter stupidity of being proud of a stupid small boy prank blows my mind. Get real
The utter stupidity of being proud of a stupid small boy prank blows my mind. Get real
Ashamed of? Sure, I got shit to be ashamed of. The skeletons in my closet will come kick your ass, rape the skeletons in your closet, and cook your pet monkey for dinner. I'm the USA Blue fairy godmother of shit I got to be ashamed of.
Shit, just my farts have done more damage to the planet than all the fossil fuels around.
Sheesh. Amateurs.
Shit, just my farts have done more damage to the planet than all the fossil fuels around.
Sheesh. Amateurs.
I can't think of anything I've done that I consider shameful. I have done things I've regretted doing, for one reason or another, but I've always accepted the consequences of my actions, good or bad.
Scratched....
Fuck You. Who in the bloody hell do you think you are to judge me? You don't know me, at all. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Fuck you...have a good life.
Asshole.
Fuck You. Who in the bloody hell do you think you are to judge me? You don't know me, at all. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Fuck you...have a good life.
Asshole.
Yabu's first comment says it all. Anything I could add would simply be window dressing.
Or salad dressing. On a really weird salad.
Or salad dressing. On a really weird salad.
Much, much that I regret now, having done then, some fairly recently, but I'll by golly 'fess up to them, because they are lessons, many learned the hard fucking way, some taking several times to sink in. That don't mean I'm gonna make a habit of letting you know all of them. Most of them will be settled personally with me and the Lord. If that sounds like being ashamed of some things, well yes, some things I just can't bear you knowing. I will tell you about the time I swapped sides of the street with the curbing while attempting to blast for a gas line along one side. I knew that I shouldn't have listened to Pat when he told me how he wanted the blast rigged.
Well sayeth not. MC says that if any shamies emerges he will confessessionsnista to a higher blog. Elisson says that he has higher titilation than any of us "en nogal" he will tell that to the highest bidder. How do you read? "Anything I could add would simply be window dressing" onto the vely old sale, And I have more. Excactaly
Yabu you are but a pup, when it comes to screwing with the big dogs, talk again.
And.
Yes Thank You, I am having an excelent life.
Thank you for your considerations on my ole'e blog Oh vey I have a vely pletty asshole fol U, Oh Vey. Don't be such a dick. And if you want to redirect the 'fuck you toos' to Vman he is waiting for them and he is hunting for a poes to kill, not me.
As Bane said "Love ya Bro"
It is almost like a circus where the baboon makes the humans look stooopid.
And then F U oll
Yabu you are but a pup, when it comes to screwing with the big dogs, talk again.
And.
Yes Thank You, I am having an excelent life.
Thank you for your considerations on my ole'e blog Oh vey I have a vely pletty asshole fol U, Oh Vey. Don't be such a dick. And if you want to redirect the 'fuck you toos' to Vman he is waiting for them and he is hunting for a poes to kill, not me.
As Bane said "Love ya Bro"
It is almost like a circus where the baboon makes the humans look stooopid.
And then F U oll
I have done much that I regret, and some actions I am ashamed of.
End of Confession. Show me some titties.
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Election year again in the USA
THE GOP.
The pictures above represents the Repuplican Party of yesteryear.
This piccie shows what happened when you messed with "Grand Old Party", or tried to restrict it.
The GOP today. Feeding lines?
Can you say RINO?
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The pictures above represents the Repuplican Party of yesteryear.
This piccie shows what happened when you messed with "Grand Old Party", or tried to restrict it.
The GOP today. Feeding lines?
Can you say RINO?
It is election year after all.
18 February 2012
Can you recognise yourself - Who else do you spot?
I went back a few years or as far as I could and took short snaps what you wrote all those years ago.
Everybody below is (unfortunately) on my blogroll
We were not so smart back then or maybe we were.
a) Of course you will all accuse me of being racist. I am not. Discrimination is discrimination and anytime you give someone preferential treatment because of race (hear that Michigan) it is DISCRIMINATION.
b) Regarding that old cliche about death and taxes, they aren't kidding about the death part. I was 29.
c) I like to cut to the chase, however. The Russian Roulette. Mao! Mao!
d) So am I. But when that cunt of an ex-wife of mine pokes around with a sharp stick, she doesn't care how many eyes she hits.
e) Twenty-five years ago tomorrow, I raised my right hand in the service of my country.
f) It's never a snowMAN, of course. Usually some kind of critter.
g) A version of chili such as would have been cooked by chuckwagon cooks and Mexican washerwomen
h) “Mafia Christmas.” This is not only fitting for a New Jersey event, but it also provided lots of gift possibilities
i) If you are a marijuana consumer or social activist, this will be an important and underreported moment
j) Ain’t nothing like a good drinking buddy.
k) A teen mistakenly brings a Swiss army knife to school, turns it in because of a "no knife" policy at the school, and is promptly suspended
l) ...oh, and if I totally wreck this, I hope that one of you lovely citizens will leap to my aid...
m) A bean is a bean, but a pea is a relief.
n) A flatbed truck is a poor man’s tank. We were fucked up
o) the presenter said of one of the sports cars "It goes around corners as if it were on rails!".
p) I sometimes write just to hear myself yap.
q) The big one is not the biggest I have seen, my estimate at the time was plus minus 12 feet. I have seen one that was over 16 feet.
To find the clue please mail $100 to me (not Zimbabwean)
Some are easier ...to spot.... than others.
If you think you wrote something find the linked alpha that corresponds with the line alpha and clickety click
Everybody below is (unfortunately) on my blogroll
We were not so smart back then or maybe we were.
a) Of course you will all accuse me of being racist. I am not. Discrimination is discrimination and anytime you give someone preferential treatment because of race (hear that Michigan) it is DISCRIMINATION.
b) Regarding that old cliche about death and taxes, they aren't kidding about the death part. I was 29.
c) I like to cut to the chase, however. The Russian Roulette. Mao! Mao!
d) So am I. But when that cunt of an ex-wife of mine pokes around with a sharp stick, she doesn't care how many eyes she hits.
e) Twenty-five years ago tomorrow, I raised my right hand in the service of my country.
f) It's never a snowMAN, of course. Usually some kind of critter.
g) A version of chili such as would have been cooked by chuckwagon cooks and Mexican washerwomen
h) “Mafia Christmas.” This is not only fitting for a New Jersey event, but it also provided lots of gift possibilities
i) If you are a marijuana consumer or social activist, this will be an important and underreported moment
j) Ain’t nothing like a good drinking buddy.
k) A teen mistakenly brings a Swiss army knife to school, turns it in because of a "no knife" policy at the school, and is promptly suspended
l) ...oh, and if I totally wreck this, I hope that one of you lovely citizens will leap to my aid...
m) A bean is a bean, but a pea is a relief.
n) A flatbed truck is a poor man’s tank. We were fucked up
o) the presenter said of one of the sports cars "It goes around corners as if it were on rails!".
p) I sometimes write just to hear myself yap.
q) The big one is not the biggest I have seen, my estimate at the time was plus minus 12 feet. I have seen one that was over 16 feet.
To find the clue please mail $100 to me (not Zimbabwean)
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@Yabu. That comment axes it
So the linked "n" in line k) takes you do a drunk Yabu, many moons ago and that is where line n) comes from
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Effin need more SUV's
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Help, jelp
My HLMT and other computer skillz are NIL
If anybody can help me setting blogger to direct the comment to where it is given --- PLEASE HELP.
Please !!!!!!!!!!11
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If anybody can help me setting blogger to direct the comment to where it is given --- PLEASE HELP.
Please !!!!!!!!!!11
My new louvred veranda awnings
It is one thing to work 6000 km away from home and earn a decent wage.
It is another to be away when the awnings above was installed.
And I will only see them in 24 days time.
They look good to me tho.
The before property can be viewed here
14 February 2012
Buffs
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Over at "The Volokh Conspiracy"
I answered some Questions over there. No not so good. But I think I win. Maybe shorterm. But stupid wins in the end.
You can kill stupid but you can't shut him up.
Herewith some sporty pics.
And then they got all legalistic.
All I said is why do I have to worry about stupid peeps. Write no laws to protect me from myself and I will be fine, or NOT.
You can kill stupid but you can't shut him up.
Herewith some sporty pics.
After the game
Rugby Balls
Whilst playing tennis
Foresight
All mine
And then they got all legalistic.
All I said is why do I have to worry about stupid peeps. Write no laws to protect me from myself and I will be fine, or NOT.
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Been to that bone church while on a motorcycle tour of CZ.
It's in Kutna Hora near Prague, if I remember correctly :-)
Stu
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It's in Kutna Hora near Prague, if I remember correctly :-)
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11 February 2012
Got it
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09 February 2012
Sockcuckers
Valentine's Day (a post from a sad Vman)
Mother's Day
The Year of the Women
Birthdays
The day I got Married
All these are neglected and forgotten here at the Tree of the Kees.
These days and events are enacted for insecure peeps that do not have the force of life to live like they love their wife or husband every day. And that goes for the children as well. All and sundry knows they are loved, admired, adored and missed even when I am not with them.
I do miss them when I am not but I do not stop loving them.
Sela
Mother's Day
The Year of the Women
Birthdays
The day I got Married
All these are neglected and forgotten here at the Tree of the Kees.
These days and events are enacted for insecure peeps that do not have the force of life to live like they love their wife or husband every day. And that goes for the children as well. All and sundry knows they are loved, admired, adored and missed even when I am not with them.
I do miss them when I am not but I do not stop loving them.
Sela
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I had to get a card and some chocolates for Mr. Froth the day of, because I was too whupped the day before. He had gotten me an anthurium and cards and left them for me after he went to work at 6 a.m. We do not stand on ceremony.
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07 February 2012
I h8 u
I do not like twit or sms language
U 4 me and Is kak
I {heart U} and i also {heart New Jersey}
I also fucking hope that you do not stink as much as new yersey.
I h8 dat.
So just FO and di.
Wright the sentence out fully and FLY with your WORDS.
My mother language in the blogosphere was afrikaans, zulu then to ukranian and then slovakian and then Acidanian mixed with Vmanian and the crosstalk of Tancajunsasian (with a C or a K optional, but with split results in any (K/C)ase) and Shortassaisian hit me and I was LIVE and after the last 2 links running for deer life.
Anyway the way I die is not a topic.
I will write the queens engrish as far as I know how.
Fuck the rest
U 4 me and Is kak
I {heart U} and i also {heart New Jersey}
I also fucking hope that you do not stink as much as new yersey.
I h8 dat.
So just FO and di.
Wright the sentence out fully and FLY with your WORDS.
My mother language in the blogosphere was afrikaans, zulu then to ukranian and then slovakian and then Acidanian mixed with Vmanian and the crosstalk of Tancajunsasian (with a C or a K optional, but with split results in any (K/C)ase) and Shortassaisian hit me and I was LIVE and after the last 2 links running for deer life.
Anyway the way I die is not a topic.
I will write the queens engrish as far as I know how.
Fuck the rest
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Luckily you are a Scot.
A True Englishman testified that my Granddad in the Second Boer War "deliberately shot at the horses while the cavalry charge was on and was as such to be condemned of higher charges as those who shot at the cavalrymen.
My Granddad was credited with 19 cavalry horse kills and as every cavalryman had to kill at at least 2 adversaries to keep his horse, my family did OK, by saving at least 1.0 million boer fighters and other peeps.
1,000,38 excactly, the 38 being the 19 brits first saved by their horses falling and dying the extra 19 being the brits to scared to go to the front again, Years later I disticntly remember being thanked by a Scot, a proffessor, BS Savory for my GDad shooting his dads horse.
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A True Englishman testified that my Granddad in the Second Boer War "deliberately shot at the horses while the cavalry charge was on and was as such to be condemned of higher charges as those who shot at the cavalrymen.
My Granddad was credited with 19 cavalry horse kills and as every cavalryman had to kill at at least 2 adversaries to keep his horse, my family did OK, by saving at least 1.0 million boer fighters and other peeps.
1,000,38 excactly, the 38 being the 19 brits first saved by their horses falling and dying the extra 19 being the brits to scared to go to the front again, Years later I disticntly remember being thanked by a Scot, a proffessor, BS Savory for my GDad shooting his dads horse.
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But said much much much better
Murr might think it is an insult but I am proud to have her on my Blogroll.
Welcome to complete insanity
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Murr might think it is an insult but I am proud to have her on my Blogroll.
Welcome to complete insanity
You can see that she is looking worried already
But welcone in any case
But Then this below is her family shots
But Then this below is her family shots
I do wonder what happens to peeps thar she dislikes.
Nevah the lass I will soldier on.
06 February 2012
Patience is a virtue
On this post on 10 August 2008 Eric the Short White Blade made this promise
... that reminds me, I need to take some photos of the 'blades' in my garage for you..... I'll do that this afternoon......
Eric Homepage 08.10.08 - 3:05 pm #
I am STILL waiting
I am virtuous, clearly.
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... that reminds me, I need to take some photos of the 'blades' in my garage for you..... I'll do that this afternoon......
Eric Homepage 08.10.08 - 3:05 pm #
I am STILL waiting
I am virtuous, clearly.
02 February 2012
Thinking out loud
After the Egypt Soccer deaths shouldn't NATO be bombing the shit out of soccer stadiums worldwide now, I mean just to be consistent.
If you say Sarkozy is a POS and Cameron is a POS do you say Sarkozy and Cameron are POS or P'sOS or what. Please help.
If you say Sarkozy is a POS and Cameron is a POS do you say Sarkozy and Cameron are POS or P'sOS or what. Please help.
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I knew that, the post was directed at lesser english speakers
ta in any kase
Keeskennis
Sorry, I’ve just been ranting about spelling again, so I was still in ‚teacher‘ mode (((J)))
Stu
((J))is actually a smiley fucking FACE
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I knew that, the post was directed at lesser english speakers
ta in any kase
Keeskennis
Sorry, I’ve just been ranting about spelling again, so I was still in ‚teacher‘ mode (((J)))
Stu
((J))is actually a smiley fucking FACE
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