27 June 2007
"Where's the duct tape?"It's on the inside panel, with the baling wire...
26 June 2007
.. excellent, it'll let me comment again.... not that I have anything to really add to the conversation, but, hey, at least I can now comment... ... just sayin'....
Eric Homepage 06.29.07 - 4:03 am #
Eric Homepage 06.29.07 - 4:02 am #
Too bad that beautiful painting will be all yellow and icky before too long...
Chickie Homepage 06.28.07 - 5:18 am #
A cousin of mine is a mortician. He has handed out bic lighters that he had specialty made. Shows a tall western mortican with the tall hat and coat tails. On the lighter it reads..."THANK YOU FOR SMOKING".
Says he only got punched for it once. Since then, he only gives em out to folks that he knows will enjoy the ironic humor.
imp 06.27.07 - 1:44 am #
Naw, that is ceiling art. Someone painted that.
Bonita Homepage 06.26.07 - 7:26 pm #
At least they still have an indoor place to smoke.
LeeAnn 06.26.07 - 6:59 pm #
KK: Trompe-l'œil - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Trompe-l'œil is an art technique involving extremely realistic imagery in order to create the optical illusion that the depicted objects really exist, ...
Love the sign.
If you put that sign up in the US, you would have the ACLU suing you, the FBI would be arresting you for hate crimes, and there would be people marching and rioting in the streets, all in the name of political correctness.
22 June 2007
Cool ...... or not?
No, I think the 'Head Wanker' title belongs to the chief of a San Francisco union...
I see the glove, I see the wash pad to clean up afterwards. Does it only work for dry runs?
Not my job
21 June 2007
How to make a nice salad with egg rings
What the hell is it? By the writing it looks like Nip grub, which after having spent 2yrs with the slant eyed little f*ckers in Kenya, is fekkin 'orrible! (apart from Nori)
Damn...you couldn't pay me to eat that crap. I've never seen it, thankfully.
I've seen them, and avoid them like I would avoid a tofu steak.
The sun is hot
20 June 2007
The flying doesn't hurt, it is the landing that alters your voice.
Maeve Homepage 06.22.07 - 4:25 pm #
Brilliant Chickie! Actually what has happened here is that the oke hit the ramp too hard and broke his halfshafts, this is a problem with quads and their riders that think they are Superman.
RobC Homepage 06.24.07 - 9:50 pm #
Reminds me of the Kenny Rogers song:"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose-wheel"...
Chickie Homepage 06.20.07 - 7:04 pm #
19 June 2007
Hunting in MS
Hey! Now you see how I dream up my stories. The truth is out there!
Rex Homepage 06.19.07 - 3:45 pm #
18 June 2007
The Gaelic shrug.
Fuck YOU, you are not French.
I do not understand how a backward (that is by African standards) country can pick up the most hatefull trends from their old colonial masters.
Maybe that is why they are backwards.
Money grabbing, surly, aggressive little shits.
A scene from the border post between Zambia and DRC.
KK: (with big smile) Bonjour Monsieur.
Customs Official: blah. blah. fuck you.
KK: You want to look in my suitcase, please feel free.
CO: (finger pointing and french words)
KK: OK, OK I'll open the fucking suitcase myself!
The CO now proceeds to look through my dirty clothes, putting his hands into all the pockets.
KK: I must add here as I detest littering I put my cigarette ends in my pocket and often forget to put those into the bin when I have a chance.
So after several washed and unwashed ends he points that I can now close the case.
CO: (finger pointing and french words) this time directed at my computer case.
KK: (getting pissed and getting louder) OK here it is!!
CO:(finger pointing and french words) and I showed him how to start the computer.
CO: (finger pointing and french words) and I typed in my password.
Now a senior CO arrives on the scene (finger pointing and french words), airtime, (finger pointing and french words), airtime. (meaning that I should give him some money to buy airtime for his phone)
KK: FUCK YOU !!!, (crossing my arms at the wrist) FUCK YOU!, LOCK ME UP!, you fucking shits.
I am livid and shouting at this stage, and attracting the attentions of passerby's.
The senior CO is now mouthing the word "Non" repeatedly.
The CO now closes my laptop without switching it off.
KK: You FUCKING MORON, go ahead and find those FUCKING porno movies, YOU IMBECILE. (finger pointing and french words)
I open up and close my computer properly.
The senior CO is now (with a growing crowd in attendance) quite subservient, MONSIEUR, MONSIEUR, directed at me all the time.
I disregard all the attemps by all the officials to carry my bags and take them and walk away.
(finger pointing and french words), "animale"
THAT IS RIGHT YOU SHITS: I AM AN ANIMAL. REMEMBER THAT.
I am going to cross that border on a regular basis and I will teach those CO's some manners.
.Um, the DRC was Belgian, not French - same thing almost. Most Belgians speak French as a home language anyway. Neither country could run a colony worth a damn anyway ....
Oubaas 06.21.07 - 3:33 pm #
.KK: Yes Oubaas, you get the same feeling as in Ivory Coastpicked up the graft and arrogance from the frogs, huh?
.Heh.......next time pack a nice big black dildo in your luggage. Make sure it is a vibrating one.
Maeve Homepage 06.19.07 - 5:41 am #
is it me or does everyone hate the French?
Rex Homepage 06.19.07 - 12:54 am #
Be loud anf Firm. Best way to get it done the quickest.
ralphd00d Homepage 06.18.07 - 8:37 pm #
Arrogant civil servants can be a real pain in the ass. Some of them just have to act like they are important, at everyone else's expense.
BobG Homepage 06.18.07 - 6:56 pm #
Just don't get yourself killed Keesie.Happy Father's Day by the way.
Chickie Homepage 06.18.07 - 5:03 am #
That is frigging awful! I think you handled it well.
hammer Homepage 06.18.07 - 3:07 am #
11 June 2007
The Democratic Reblublic Of The Congo
Contract value about 60 million USD, that is, our part of the works.
Now then Vman, you want, no you crave, to be cut into small pieces, please call, I'se can supply.
Not only that, here in the blood diamond country we can meet every crazy, craven, crooked demand, we only smile, and wink.
And all of the above at very reasonable prices.
I travelled from 08:00 to 17:500 and after two taxis and two aeroplanes I arrived safely and covered 550 km about 350 miles in 12 hours.
Don't know if you celebrate Father's Day (thank you Hallmark Cards) but if you do: Happy Father's Day.
LeeAnn 06.18.07 - 1:08 am #
Hiya Keesie! I'm back. I notice she's "front"!
Kim Homepage 06.16.07 - 4:22 am #
Where's the picture of big tited African women?
Or has ya cleaned up yer act.
DaD Homepage 06.12.07 - 4:48 am #
DaD, I don't know how you do it. This is Maria, they all have good christian names here, one of those that I have lined up to cut visitors into small pieces. Real or imagined.
Now, I had Vman in mind. But you will do.
I, off course only know Maria in the not biblical way, IE. I met her in the Shoprite Shopping Mall.
Any inferences to any other way, will be met with violence, as I am stressed with 17 paternity challenges, already, I will not listen to you.
"tited", please go and look at http://www.daxmontana.net/?p=1685 LOL
08 June 2007
Hope he has some sun block and mosquito repellent in that pack...
07 June 2007
Mr. Lee and his Cat Cam
06 June 2007
05 June 2007
03 June 2007
Your main competition has a bike that is 10 km per hour faster than yours.
That is, 310 kph to 300 kph down the main straight.
The circuit is a fast circuit with straights of 800 m and 1200m.
That is, you are racing for your life at Mugello in Italy and your name is Valentino Rossi.
What you do is use your SUPERIOR racing skills and blow away the competition in the racy bits of the circuit.
Sorry Aussie Biker, but the diff is now 9 points in the championship race and indeed "It's a beautiful thing to watch :) "
Also the title of your post linked above: "The V Man" is almost sacrilegious, that is reserved for the real Vman.
Did you notice that your tax dollars only got you 5th place in the Super 14 Rugby Competition.
I actually like the Aussie Biker and his fight against idiocy in Australia, but had to get my dig in here, both on the MotoGP and the Rugby.
02 June 2007
Original thought of the day
"I am sure there is a concept in this toilet's plumbing that I could sell to a French Muslim, it is a bidet and foot bath at the same time"
This is how it starts.
.... that chick is definitely living dangerously.....
Eric Homepage 06.07.07 - 4:20 pm #
I think he liked her lipstick. But, it doesn't look very good on him.
Bonita Homepage 06.04.07 - 6:12 am #
01 June 2007
Don't overdo it now!
I Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass it on to some of my friends and family.
The article suggested doing it three days a week.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, then relax.
Each day, you'll find that you can Hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then 50-lb potato sacks.
Eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.(I'm at this level)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
Stolen from It Occurred To Me
A potato? I was planning on something more like a sprig of parsley...
BobG Homepage 06.01.07 - 8:13 pm #
Finally, an exercise that I can do!
LeeAnn 06.01.07 - 7:00 pm #