30 July 2008
Duh, cool and bullshit
I am 97% White Trash.
Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means. I am 17% White Trash.
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Which one is me?
Found at Jim PRS.
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Guyk, you are a Redneck, that representation is awfulll.
Hell, I came out 12%, WTF?
I'm going with White Trash only because of your encounter with those bible thumpers............
Me, I'm 5%. WTF?# posted by KeesKennis @
7/30/2008 12:24:00 PM
29 July 2008
Nice
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BobG
Very Nice.# posted by KeesKennis @
7/29/2008 05:53:00 PM
26 July 2008
A sad loss
Sassy, Top center, with the extra white, He must have been very hungry to eat with the "others".
This morning at about 6:30 I fed Mr Sassy Cat at his special place on the plastic table, away from the other cats.
By 10:30 his favourite neighbour, Joyce, came and told us that he was dead.
A snake bite, from most probably, a black mamba, was terminal.
I carried him back to our property and he was still warm.
My heart was torn.
A hour or so later I jumped into the hole with his now stiff body to put Mr. Sassy into his final resting place.
He was our roaming cat, he had friends everywhere, Joyce with the small shop accross the street was his favourite.
She loved him.
Whenever he was off or sick or just ornerry she carried him to our yard and said, "He is not well".
And off to the Vet he went.
Except this time there was no Vet.
He had no obvious trauma. He was just dead and drooling from the mouth.
Black Mamba indeed.
This was the living Mr Sassy Cat.
Death of a duster.
Chicken.
By 10:30 his favourite neighbour, Joyce, came and told us that he was dead.
A snake bite, from most probably, a black mamba, was terminal.
I carried him back to our property and he was still warm.
My heart was torn.
A hour or so later I jumped into the hole with his now stiff body to put Mr. Sassy into his final resting place.
He was our roaming cat, he had friends everywhere, Joyce with the small shop accross the street was his favourite.
She loved him.
Whenever he was off or sick or just ornerry she carried him to our yard and said, "He is not well".
And off to the Vet he went.
Except this time there was no Vet.
He had no obvious trauma. He was just dead and drooling from the mouth.
Black Mamba indeed.
This was the living Mr Sassy Cat.
Death of a duster.
Chicken.
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My deepest sypathies on the loss of your kitty. How do you sleep with a black mamba in the neighborhood? |
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I am very sorry old friend. I know how it hurts.
Tessa 07.28.08 - 9:26 pm #
G'day Keesle
Greetings from down under
Great site
Isee you have a link to me [Phils Phun] and I am returning the favour
Cheers
Becky Homepage 07.28.08 - 3:10 am #
Gosh, Keesie--I am so sorry. I know how it feels. I'll give Miss Kitty an extra skritch in memory.
Gosh, Keesie--I am so sorry. I know how it feels. I'll give Miss Kitty an extra skritch in memory.
Damn, and he, being envenomed, cannot be safely utilized as taco meat.Kees, why ever would you remain in a place where what isn't poisonous, eats you? If the indigenous human population doesn't eat you first?I am befuzzled. Oh, and sorry about your cat. Looks like you've got plenty of spares, though.
Oh, Kees. I am so sorry. The Sassy Cat will be welcomed by Lucky the Black Cat and Elvis the Yellow Lab and Boomer the Persian. I hope it was fast and not painful.Geez, you have some fucking snakes there, stuff of legend.I'm so sorry.
A noble death, a cat worthy of praise. I am so sorry for your loss. R.I.P., Mr. Sassy.Joan of Argghh! Homepage 07.26.08 - 11:29 pm #
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/26/2008 09:07:00 PM
25 July 2008
Keeping up is hard
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I LIKE IT! I'm thinking about something similar for my Red Ram..except I plan on using mules..cow shit splatters too much and them mules..well, they just shit apples
Bet that sumbitch gets shitty gas mileage. No pun intended.
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/25/2008 03:39:00 PM
23 July 2008
Sleuthing and solving mysteries
21 July 2008
Go Kitty Go !
Photographs by Hal Brindley.
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Bored leopards, "He's not so tough, all scaly and reptilian and dumb. I could take him."
"No you couldn't. You're always the big talker"
"Oh yeah? Watch this!" (attacks croc, finds it a lot harder than he thought, wishes he could run away but doesn't dare let go.)
"Dude, that was AWESOME!!!"
"Oh it was nothing, really. Why don't you try one?"
Well, there is always Junior, who is NOT my cat, but I figure he'd have a problem with a croc or a gator any bigger than that GEICO gecko.
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/21/2008 03:36:00 PM
17 July 2008
Jumping for joy
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Libby, Homepage 07.19.08 - 3:55 pm #
Great white is just playing with that seal. That's amazing. Did a lot of diving in Australia, but never saw one of those thank God. Guess SA has it's fair share as well.
Great white is just playing with that seal. That's amazing. Did a lot of diving in Australia, but never saw one of those thank God. Guess SA has it's fair share as well.
MC
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/17/2008 03:05:00 PM
14 July 2008
Funny
Commemts:Looks like my bookshelf!I'd steal that from you if I wasn't so sick.:o)J
oan of Argghh! Homepage 07.16.08 - 4:10 am #
I.Q in an eyepatched pirate's enCYCLOPaedia?Eye,Eye, sorrr!
Ole Phat Stu Homepage 07.14.08 - 8:10 pm #
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/14/2008 02:43:00 PM
13 July 2008
Dildo?
Keeskennis computer class
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# posted by KeesKennis @
7/13/2008 08:46:00 PM
12 July 2008
I like clowns
Apparently Jimbo dislikes and Erica likes clowns but that is according to Mr. Jim, let us hear what Erica has to say.
A HORRIBLE ADMISSION is what Vman has to say.
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I stand corrected...the New Jersey IT Karma Fairies must have fixed the hyperlink when I wasn't looking. Bastidges.
Clowns...uhm, they don't bother me so much. Killer Klowns From Outer Space...now those are some scary shits, but otherwise, I couldn't care less. I have a BIG problem with roaches. Specifically, New York-, Florida- and Texas-sized roaches, and them sumbitches that can fly. Gottdamn! Yeesh. Our world would be better off without them.
Erica Homepage 07.18.08 - 1:45 pm #
... the only clowns that are remotely funny are the ones photographed mid-air when slung upwards by an angry rodeo bull..... otherwise, clowns are just creepy....
... the only clowns that are remotely funny are the ones photographed mid-air when slung upwards by an angry rodeo bull..... otherwise, clowns are just creepy....
Eric Homepage 07.16.08 - 3:27 am #
I hate em. The troops should waste that sucker for pointing a gun at them.
I hate em. The troops should waste that sucker for pointing a gun at them.
hammer Homepage 07.15.08 - 5:30 am #
"It's women clowns that really freak me out. It seems so... wrong."Yep--I've seen Nancy Pelosi, and I agree...
"It's women clowns that really freak me out. It seems so... wrong."Yep--I've seen Nancy Pelosi, and I agree...
BobG Homepage 07.14.08 - 7:14 pm #
Yep, I hate the sumbitches.http://www.parkwayreststop.com/a...om/archives/ 179
Yep, I hate the sumbitches.http://www.parkwayreststop.com/a...om/archives/ 179
Jim - PRS Homepage 07.14.08 - 3:32 am #
Clowns are an abomination. I cross my fingers at clowns. Shit, it's like the friggin' porcelain doll that sat on my m-i-l's spare bedroom bed.Hi Daughter in Law! Welcome!They are just all wrong.
Clowns are an abomination. I cross my fingers at clowns. Shit, it's like the friggin' porcelain doll that sat on my m-i-l's spare bedroom bed.Hi Daughter in Law! Welcome!They are just all wrong.
Kim Homepage 07.14.08 - 1:39 am #
Most of the clowns in the USA are in congress..and they ain't funny worth a damn.
Most of the clowns in the USA are in congress..and they ain't funny worth a damn.
I was a great clown. Like Pennywise. I specialized in terrorizing small children and women with large breasts.
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/12/2008 01:00:00 PM
Fresh
Fresh thoughts.
I suppose the first 5 days are easy as we get ever more inventive.
"Pumpkin, 4 times a day is not required you know"
Suck and suffer.
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I will report day by day but not daily as i do not have access daily.
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8 out of 4 sounds good right now.
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Also remember that I am not at home every night.
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We will endevour to make the numbers meet.
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ROFLMAO@ Joan..........
Maeve Homepage 07.13.08 - 3:27 am #
Fucking over-achievers.
Joanof Argghh! Homepage 07.12.08 - 3:36 am #
I suppose the first 5 days are easy as we get ever more inventive.
"Pumpkin, 4 times a day is not required you know"
Suck and suffer.
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I will report day by day but not daily as i do not have access daily.
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8 out of 4 sounds good right now.
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Also remember that I am not at home every night.
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We will endevour to make the numbers meet.
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ROFLMAO@ Joan..........
Maeve Homepage 07.13.08 - 3:27 am #
Fucking over-achievers.
Joanof Argghh! Homepage 07.12.08 - 3:36 am #
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/12/2008 01:09:00 AM
Guess
UPDATE
Shaddup
I am not drunk.
Tip of the brow to Kim
I have given the keys to the Catsmother.
SIMPLE RULES
Ie. No rules
My Pumpkin has accepted the challenge.
I CHALLENGE ANYBODY AND THEIR SILLY LITTLE HUSBANDS TO ENGAGE.
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Those bad girls belong to me. I forgot I sent that photo to you Kees. When I popped in my first thought was "heeyyyyyy, those are mine! How'd they get here?"
LOL. Did you get permission to post those? I believe they're copywrited.
Libby, Homepage 07.12.08 - 3:43 pm #
I'll repeat this since I think I replied to the wrong post. Unless those are attached to someone you know and love, in which case they're epitomes of glorious casabaness, I have ONE that's just as good.
I'll repeat this since I think I replied to the wrong post. Unless those are attached to someone you know and love, in which case they're epitomes of glorious casabaness, I have ONE that's just as good.
So there.
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/12/2008 12:21:00 AM
09 July 2008
Photo
08 July 2008
BeerswillingthrutheoffseasonPlace
Of course the hunting season is in full swing in this neck of the woods
Sorry buddy, it will come again.
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BobG they are very good to eat and at up to 600 lbs a lot of good eating
keeskennis Homepage 07.09.08 - 8:00 am #
Good-sized critter there; are they good eating?
BobG Homepage 07.08.08 - 8:31 pm #
Yes rex, that is a nice kudu and that goes for the huntress as well your comment.
keeskennis Homepage 07.08.08 - 7:00 pm #
funny with maybe some truth mixed in.
glad to see you are back to your sharp and wicked sense of humor.
Rex Homepage 07.08.08 - 5:50 pm #
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/08/2008 02:12:00 PM
Where to live
This, wherever it is, will not be on this Keesie's list.Short pants and a T shirt all year round is a must. (except maybe for a hour at sunrise)
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Yes, I believe they live up in the mountains around Hiroshima.
Mike LaRoche Homepage 07.09.08 - 7:30 pm #
I've seen those guys before. I think they live in Japan in the mountains somewhere and that's a hot spring they hang out in.
Libby, Homepage 07.09.08 - 7:10 am #
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/08/2008 12:44:00 PM
07 July 2008
Question
Q: What is Guyk's favorite poker game?
A: Obviously it is ......
TEXAS HOLDEM
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A: Obviously it is ......
TEXAS HOLDEM
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First I got a straight, but then the girls had a flush and a full house
Do you know where poker got its name? From one of the three main parts of a wood stove..lifter leg and poker
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/07/2008 11:04:00 AM
05 July 2008
All Hail Cowboy Blob
From the Blob.
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The New and Improved Winning PhotoshopComments:
(H)air on her G-String, look you, Bach?
Ole Phat Stu Homepage 07.07.08 - 9:54 pm #
Wow. Are those Afrikaan hookers?
By the way, you two take the best vacations. I'm always jealous.
Libby, Homepage 07.05.08 - 10:42 pm #
# posted by KeesKennis @
7/05/2008 01:23:00 PM
