31 May 2010

 

cont

ABOUT: Fuckional behaviour:
A Drink With Something In It

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There is something about a Martini,
A tingle remarkably pleasant;
A yellow, a mellow Martini;
I wish I had one at present.
There is something about a Martini,
Ere the dining and dancing begin,
And to tell you the truth,
It is not the vermouth--
I think that perhaps it's the gin.

Ogden Nash

Keesie
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I know Nash
He is all about Flash
He is thinking about GIN
I am doing SIN
But, put under the lash
I am about to crash
But from the din
Another bit of skin
Patience is wearing a dash
I'm wearing a sash
We are not next of kin
But the evidence is thin






Comments:
ROFLMAO! Holy shit are those ever funny.
 
There once was a knowledge baboon
Whose poetry rhymed none to soon,
And he wrote Vogon lines
Which deserved hefty fines
& a boot round the back o'the moon!
 
Down in darkest Africa,
South of the Zambezi,
There lives a hardy Boer man
The folks all call "Oom Keesie."

Now, Keesie is a soldier-man
Who fought the godless Commies
And speaks een kleintje Nederlands,
Unlike those awful Pommies.

He lives amidst the jungle dark,
Where snakes and tigers menace,
But not a single one of them's
A match for old KeesKennis.

If Jim should see a crocodile,
No need to start in screaming:
When Keesie gets his hands on it,
Its blood will soon be streaming.

But he's a friendly kind of bloke,
The kind I'd want to drink with.
Knows how to tell a filthy joke
About the holes we stink with.

Let's make a toast. I'll raise my glass
And drink to our KeesKennis -
Who kicks the mighty lion's ass
(Too bad he sucks at tennis.)
 
... man, Oom Keesie, these are going to be hard to beat....... but I'll certainly see what I can come up with!....

Eric
 
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A poetry contest

"Winter's Night"

I start of this CONTEST by sticking to Eugene Marais

In English

WHAT ABOUT: "Humans smallness in the bigger take"


O the small wind is frigid and spare
and bright in the dim light and bare
as wide as God's merciful boon
the
veld lies in starlight and gloom
and on the high lands
spread through burnt bands
the grass-seed, astir, is like beckoning hands.

O East-wind gives mournful measure to song
Like the lilt of a lovelorn lass who's been wronged
In every grass fold
bright dewdrop takes hold
and promptly pales to frost in the cold!


And then in Afrikaans

"Winternag"


O koud is die windjie
en skraal.
En blink in die dof-lig
en kaal,
so wyd as die Heer se genade,
le die velde in sterlig en skade
En hoog in die rande,
versprei in die brande,
is die grassaad aan roere
soos winkende hande.

O treurig die wysie
op die ooswind se maat,
soos die lied van ‘n meisie
in haar liefde verlaat.
In elk’ grashalm se vou
blink ‘n druppel van dou,
en vinnig verbleek dit
tot ryp in die kou!


And then Keesie:

"Desolation"

Another man's fuck

Is just so much tuck

And so much luck

Just Damn.

SWG is involved (he fucking started it) in this but I am inviting Joan and Elisson and Just Damn, The Cajun can do some french and everybody can join in the fun.

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Keesie is now freewheeling:

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Joan is a moan

And a Groan

But when she's scary

I'm very,very wary.

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The Witch is a bitch

An with or without a switch

Your'e fucked.

But you you might ride your luck.

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SWG did provide a link to Vman

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Vman and He man

Drivel and snivel

Da Man

And grovel

Oh and a shovel

To clunck your effin head in

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The Froth is is a Sloth

But she makes a very good broth

And oh dear god

You have to be shod

Not to love the Beeb.

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SELA








Comments:
Kennis the Menace
did let out a fart,
a stinker of poesy
he called pure art.

To his nose a blossom
it seemed soft and fair,
Considered it awesome,
his crop-dusted air.

As a beauty beheld
is a beauty apprised,
that we think it noxious
should be no surprise.

Compared to fair prof'rings
of things bright and true
Keesie's foul offering
has us turning blue.
 
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28 May 2010

 

What if:

:SWG wrote on his own blog: Go read:.... .bhwhahahahahah.... good god, man.... that is fucking hilarious.......
*****
He has wrote:
.... sex is not a look, friends....... Sex is an attitude...... and those of us who have seen it will never, ever forget it........ good god, those of us who have HAD it first hand will never, EVER forget it.....
******
******
:That sexy witch wrote on her blog ..You crack me up Kees.......

She has wrote:

"My broomstick is short on Keesie hairs, what is your Fucking point"

Trust me ; she said that and much more.
*******
*******
:Vman wrote on his blog:Holy crap! Keesie, you look like the gay dude in Papillon! And I mean that with all my dick.

He has wrote "I gave the poor brute a pull of my skullpop and five of my dollars"
*******
*******
I mean can they do worse, fer fecking crying in a fecking buckittttttt

They will try


So if they just linked me, Keesie would not be wallowing at the 105's , would he?

But then he could write more, I suppose.






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If Stu had success, in dieting, that is:

Would he be like this?

Caveat Emptor : Practical dimension estimates are VERY sensitive to experimental noise, and particularly sensitive to limitations on the amount of data And subject to
Savage Sarcasm,
Indecent Irony,
Cheap Claptrap,

Experimental noise is subject to, airtime, or the availability thereof, or to life 101 in Africa.
But then chickens have to roost.
Et Al.
Sela.


Oh By The way.
The sub title is :
Lefties I love 3

Perfidious Albion, plays a role, somewhere.

Yeah I know, LAME.

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26 May 2010

 

Mmmm, mmm, good!

Elisson AKA PetaNevahDoneSumDingWong, will you please explain how you have nevah gotten a chinese s'tach? Or why this 1 is good. Love to hear THAT story.



Ralphd00d: "..kept on my toes.." ? Jebus Christus, boy you have gotten this all wrong.



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25 May 2010

 

It's only a cracker


A genuine photo.
I had seecrit cameras even as a kid, I kid you knot.


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24 May 2010

 

More on Mo


And they know they will not kill but be killed.
Comments:
hey papa

kontak my bietjie so dat ek n nommer vir jou het

lovvies
 
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23 May 2010

 

Why Knot

And then I thort.
She is young enough to have her own rose.

Damn right, ...... exit fast


Comments:
You crack me up Kees.......
 
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Struth

I can tell you, DON’T GO TO AFRICA.

Not unless you want to spend the rest of your life longing to go back.


From Og



Comments:
I've already spent my entire life longing to go just once. *sigh*
 
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The rose

Just helping the Witch out:

I got yer fucking rose right here part deux............


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21 May 2010

 

Go and wish k well

And pray to your various gods



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20 May 2010

 

Explosive SEX



As I cannot draw, here is a photoshop for "Draw a Mohammed Cartoon Day"
I cannot photoshop either, but I can cook up a very nice mussel stew. Or it smells like that at the very least.
Nice 'tache.
Those shiny eyes are mine.

The pure unexploded smell can be viewed here.

Remember this all is very scary when you are a 9 year old girl.
Fuck'em all

Mo picture from here
I do believe that this make me flavour of the week at many f e m a l e b l o g s N O T
Everybody that has linked me is asked to post a response

Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated

mostlycajun.com/wordpress

Keeeesistrechingthetruth: Not photoshopped

keeeskennis.blogspot.com/2006/08/not-photoshoped.html

Phils Phun

philcoiinetnetau.blogspot.com

Velociworld

www.velociworld.com

Parkway Rest Stop

www.parkwayreststop.com

Cowboy Blob's Saloon and Shootin Gallery

cowboyblob.blogspot.com

Boobies & Beer

ralphd00d.blogspot.com

http://tallcooldrinkofwater.blogspot.com/

tallcooldrinkofwater.blogspot.com

Deer Camp Blog

bodocktimes.blogspot.com

South Texian

www.southtexian.com

Baboon Pirates

baboonpirates.blogspot.com

Frothing Mouse

frothingmouse.blogspot.com

Gut Rumbles

www.gutrumbles.com

Straight White Guy

www.straightwhiteguy.com

SOUTH AFRICAN CIRCUS- THE WHITE GENOCIDE AND DEATH OF A COUNTRY.

monkeytricksinsa.blogspot.com

Outdoors With Othmar Vohringer: February 2007

outdoorswithothmarvohringer.blogspot.com/2007_02_01_archive.html

Bad Bad Juju

badbadjuju.com

Leslie's Omnibus

getonthe.blogspot.com

Blog d'Elisson: September 2008

elisson1.blogspot.com/2008_09_01_archive.html

MonkeyWatch

monkeywatch.blogspot.com

Eunoia : Stu Savory's Blog - May 2010

home.egge.net/~savory//blog_may_10.htm

http://www.dongo.org/kenya-belgium/list_31_en/kenyan_chickens_and_belgian_chickens_in_category_animals.html

www.dongo.org/kenya-belgium/list_31_en/kenyan_chickens_and_belgian_chickens_in_category_animals.html

Fat in Indiana

www.hoosierboy.blogspot.com

Dead Dog Walkin'

deaddogwalkin.blogspot.com

Primordial Slack

primordialslack.blogspot.com

Red Hill Kudzu

redhillkudzu.blogspot.com

Key Issues

www.keymonroe.com

Old Soldier

grandpa-oldsoldier.blogspot.com

Erica's Blog

ericasherman.blogspot.com

Naked Villainy

nakedvillainy.com

Sitedossier profile for site: www.keeskennis.blogspot.com

www.sitedossier.com/site/www.keeskennis.blogspot.com

On the Patio: Friday Fishing

onthepatio.typepad.com/on_the_patio/2006/03/friday_.html

http://www.thezambian.com/zambia/w/lists/the-zambian-bloggers.aspx

www.thezambian.com/zambia/w/lists/the-zambian-bloggers.aspx

Erica's Photo Blog

ericasphotoblog.wordpress.com


Comments:
From where I come from...we call that eating at the Y...just sayin'
 
yEAH yABU THAT IS y i LIKE yOU
 
I had a dream like that while I was in the clink. Hope it comes true!
good to hear from you.
 
.... .bhwhahahahahah.... good god, man.... that is fucking hilarious.......

Eric
 
Rofl! Kees, I never know what to expect when I drop by here. I love being kept on my toes...
 
Mmmm, mmm, good!
 
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13 May 2010

 

Lefties I love - 2

I created the picture below



From this

I only had this and this below to work with









I did not use the pic below at all, promise


sartorial elegance


But then he did not recognise the worldwide emblem for the Turkey Bashers Society

As a leftie he is OK, just misguided and naked



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Hi Stu we must meet afore we dye - OK

Comments:
C'mon Kees, you can do better than that! Where is the

Savage Sarcasm,
Indecent Irony,
Cheap Claptrap, the
Kees Kennis we all know and love?

The acrostically SICK stuff?
 
OK, Kees, I've just blogged a reply for you ;-)
 
Wait
You bloody europeans do not know African time

WAIT.
 
... I know that last view, sir... and what's getting "stuffed" definitely isn't a turky, brother...... trust me on that, I know.....

Eric
 
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