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There once was a knowledge baboon
Whose poetry rhymed none to soon,
And he wrote Vogon lines
Which deserved hefty fines
& a boot round the back o'the moon!
Whose poetry rhymed none to soon,
And he wrote Vogon lines
Which deserved hefty fines
& a boot round the back o'the moon!
Down in darkest Africa,
South of the Zambezi,
There lives a hardy Boer man
The folks all call "Oom Keesie."
Now, Keesie is a soldier-man
Who fought the godless Commies
And speaks een kleintje Nederlands,
Unlike those awful Pommies.
He lives amidst the jungle dark,
Where snakes and tigers menace,
But not a single one of them's
A match for old KeesKennis.
If Jim should see a crocodile,
No need to start in screaming:
When Keesie gets his hands on it,
Its blood will soon be streaming.
But he's a friendly kind of bloke,
The kind I'd want to drink with.
Knows how to tell a filthy joke
About the holes we stink with.
Let's make a toast. I'll raise my glass
And drink to our KeesKennis -
Who kicks the mighty lion's ass
(Too bad he sucks at tennis.)
South of the Zambezi,
There lives a hardy Boer man
The folks all call "Oom Keesie."
Now, Keesie is a soldier-man
Who fought the godless Commies
And speaks een kleintje Nederlands,
Unlike those awful Pommies.
He lives amidst the jungle dark,
Where snakes and tigers menace,
But not a single one of them's
A match for old KeesKennis.
If Jim should see a crocodile,
No need to start in screaming:
When Keesie gets his hands on it,
Its blood will soon be streaming.
But he's a friendly kind of bloke,
The kind I'd want to drink with.
Knows how to tell a filthy joke
About the holes we stink with.
Let's make a toast. I'll raise my glass
And drink to our KeesKennis -
Who kicks the mighty lion's ass
(Too bad he sucks at tennis.)
... man, Oom Keesie, these are going to be hard to beat....... but I'll certainly see what I can come up with!....
Eric
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: Thursday, June 03, 2010 4:46:00 AM
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A poetry contest
"Winter's Night"
I start of this CONTEST by sticking to Eugene Marais
In English
WHAT ABOUT: "Humans smallness in the bigger take"
O the small wind is frigid and spare
and bright in the dim light and bare
as wide as God's merciful boon
the veld lies in starlight and gloom
and on the high lands
spread through burnt bands
the grass-seed, astir, is like beckoning hands.
O East-wind gives mournful measure to song
Like the lilt of a lovelorn lass who's been wronged
In every grass fold
bright dewdrop takes hold
and promptly pales to frost in the cold!
And then in Afrikaans
"Winternag"
O koud is die windjie
en skraal.
En blink in die dof-lig
en kaal,
so wyd as die Heer se genade,
le die velde in sterlig en skade
En hoog in die rande,
versprei in die brande,
is die grassaad aan roere
soos winkende hande.
O treurig die wysie
op die ooswind se maat,
soos die lied van ‘n meisie
in haar liefde verlaat.
In elk’ grashalm se vou
blink ‘n druppel van dou,
en vinnig verbleek dit
tot ryp in die kou!
And then Keesie:
"Desolation"
Another man's fuck
Is just so much tuck
And so much luck
Just Damn.
SWG is involved (he fucking started it) in this but I am inviting Joan and Elisson and Just Damn, The Cajun can do some french and everybody can join in the fun.
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Keesie is now freewheeling:
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Joan is a moan
And a Groan
But when she's scary
I'm very,very wary.
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The Witch is a bitch
An with or without a switch
Your'e fucked.
But you you might ride your luck.
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SWG did provide a link to Vman
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Vman and He man
Drivel and snivel
Da Man
And grovel
Oh and a shovel
To clunck your effin head in
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The Froth is is a Sloth
But she makes a very good broth
And oh dear god
You have to be shod
Not to love the Beeb.
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SELA
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Kennis the Menace
did let out a fart,
a stinker of poesy
he called pure art.
To his nose a blossom
it seemed soft and fair,
Considered it awesome,
his crop-dusted air.
As a beauty beheld
is a beauty apprised,
that we think it noxious
should be no surprise.
Compared to fair prof'rings
of things bright and true
Keesie's foul offering
has us turning blue.
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did let out a fart,
a stinker of poesy
he called pure art.
To his nose a blossom
it seemed soft and fair,
Considered it awesome,
his crop-dusted air.
As a beauty beheld
is a beauty apprised,
that we think it noxious
should be no surprise.
Compared to fair prof'rings
of things bright and true
Keesie's foul offering
has us turning blue.
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28 May 2010
What if:
:SWG wrote on his own blog: Go read:.... .bhwhahahahahah.... good god, man.... that is fucking hilarious.......
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He has wrote:
.... sex is not a look, friends....... Sex is an attitude...... and those of us who have seen it will never, ever forget it........ good god, those of us who have HAD it first hand will never, EVER forget it.....
******
:That sexy witch wrote on her blog ..You crack me up Kees.......
She has wrote:
"My broomstick is short on Keesie hairs, what is your Fucking point"
Trust me ; she said that and much more.
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:Vman wrote on his blog:Holy crap! Keesie, you look like the gay dude in Papillon! And I mean that with all my dick.
*******
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I mean can they do worse, fer fecking crying in a fecking buckittttttt
They will try
So if they just linked me, Keesie would not be wallowing at the 105's , would he?
But then he could write more, I suppose.
If Stu had success, in dieting, that is:
Would he be like this?
Caveat Emptor : Practical dimension estimates are VERY sensitive to experimental noise, and particularly sensitive to limitations on the amount of data And subject to
Savage Sarcasm,
Indecent Irony,
Cheap Claptrap,
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Caveat Emptor : Practical dimension estimates are VERY sensitive to experimental noise, and particularly sensitive to limitations on the amount of data And subject to
Savage Sarcasm,
Indecent Irony,
Cheap Claptrap,
Experimental noise is subject to, airtime, or the availability thereof, or to life 101 in Africa.
But then chickens have to roost.
Et Al.
Sela.
Oh By The way.
The sub title is :
Lefties I love 3
Perfidious Albion, plays a role, somewhere.
Yeah I know, LAME.
26 May 2010
Mmmm, mmm, good!
Elisson AKA PetaNevahDoneSumDingWong, will you please explain how you have nevah gotten a chinese s'tach? Or why this 1 is good. Love to hear THAT story.
Ralphd00d: "..kept on my toes.." ? Jebus Christus, boy you have gotten this all wrong.
25 May 2010
It's only a cracker
I had seecrit cameras even as a kid, I kid you knot.
24 May 2010
More on Mo
And they know they will not kill but be killed.
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hey papa
kontak my bietjie so dat ek n nommer vir jou het
lovvies
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kontak my bietjie so dat ek n nommer vir jou het
lovvies
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23 May 2010
Why Knot
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Struth
I can tell you, DON’T GO TO AFRICA.
Not unless you want to spend the rest of your life longing to go back.
From Og
The rose
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21 May 2010
Go and wish k well
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Explosive SEX
As I cannot draw, here is a photoshop for "Draw a Mohammed Cartoon Day"
I cannot photoshop either, but I can cook up a very nice mussel stew. Or it smells like that at the very least.
Nice 'tache.
Those shiny eyes are mine.
The pure unexploded smell can be viewed here.
Remember this all is very scary when you are a 9 year old girl.
Fuck'em all
Mo picture from here
Everybody that has linked me is asked to post a response
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South Texianwww.southtexian.com | |
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Frothing Mousefrothingmouse.blogspot.com | |
Gut Rumbleswww.gutrumbles.com | |
Straight White Guywww.straightwhiteguy.com | |
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.... .bhwhahahahahah.... good god, man.... that is fucking hilarious.......
Eric
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# posted by : Sunday, May 23, 2010 4:05:00 AM
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13 May 2010
Lefties I love - 2
I created the picture below
From this
I only had this and this below to work with
I did not use the pic below at all, promise
sartorial elegance
But then he did not recognise the worldwide emblem for the Turkey Bashers Society
FGFGFGFGFGFFGFGFGFFGFGFGFGFGFGF
Hi Stu we must meet afore we dye - OK
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C'mon Kees, you can do better than that! Where is the
Savage Sarcasm,
Indecent Irony,
Cheap Claptrap, the
Kees Kennis we all know and love?
The acrostically SICK stuff?
Savage Sarcasm,
Indecent Irony,
Cheap Claptrap, the
Kees Kennis we all know and love?
The acrostically SICK stuff?
... I know that last view, sir... and what's getting "stuffed" definitely isn't a turky, brother...... trust me on that, I know.....
Eric
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# posted by : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 4:12:00 AM
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