30 December 2009
Peeking Duck
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.... man, that is just plain BAD...... and hey, I was expecting a call from you over the holidays!...... I don't have your number or I would have badgered you earlier in the week!....
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29 December 2009
Did I choose the tits Correctly, OK, or NOT?
Inquiring minds need to know.El Cap? like i KNOW?
oTHER?
oTHER?
Mrs Ewe?
If you don't know, ask your spouses or girlfriends or boyfriends afore you come shooti'n over here OK.
I have had a wonderful Christmas and am looking towards the new year with a new vision of whatever.
Living is so great.
I like it.
MR CAPISANO I SEE YOU IN HEAVEN, OK
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Mine are just right. In fact, I appear to be admiring the left one in the photo.
Happy New Year, Kees.
Happy New Year, Kees.
Dude, mine are all wrong -- I'm natural, yo...none of those silicone boobies for the Jooette. Zonker's are just right, though.
Hope you have a Happy New Year.
Hope you have a Happy New Year.
.. bwhahahah!... isn't Zonker cute as a blonde??....
Eric
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25 December 2009
With one hour to go
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Easily I to but I about the collection should have more info then it has.
# posted by : Sunday, December 27, 2009 7:44:00 AM
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... Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours, Oom Keesie!....
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# posted by : Monday, December 28, 2009 5:19:00 AM
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BUH BYE HALOSCAN
Small things can drive you crazy
If you worry about it
So
One Thousand Nine Hundred an Twenty thank you's to HALOSCAN.AND ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THANK YOU'S to MY READERS
I did not pay you one red cent either.
In 627 days you delivered 1920 comments on 517 posts.
Thankee, Thank You, and such.
I do like it vely vely much
HELP
Can someone help me to get a comment thingy going?
email: keeskennis@hotmail.com
notageekattall
And a merry Christmas to all my reader
Keesie
UPDATE
TA I fumbled thru that and got sometin raait
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16 December 2009
Can you "Handle" this
This tree grows on the pavement outside the International airport in Accra, Ghana.
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That's nothing!
In OUR forests there are real Ents,
I even got a photo of an Ent walking
http://www.savory.de/ stus_blog_p...ing_gc1jzza.jpg
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I even got a photo of an Ent walking
http://www.savory.de/ stus_blog_p...ing_gc1jzza.jpg
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Quizz and Movie
Tonight I ended up declining to go to a "quiz" night, where you can win prizes as my hostess said "for your general knowledge"
OK, NO and thank you ma'am.
That reminded me of a previous general knowledge competition that I did enter.
The questions as normally started very, very common and low and I did well.
8 peeps left, and I am one.
Geography.
4 peeps left and I am one
History.
2 peeps left and it is me and this woman.
Movies.
I have to answer 5 questions first:
Q1: Who played Captain Kirk.
ME: What is captain kirk?
Q2: What role is Marlon Brandy famous for?
ME: Playing a cask of rum on the Bounty.
Q3:Where did Cruise make his name.
ME: Chevrolet as in cruise control.
Q4&5:Bogaarde is famous for what role in what classic movie?
ME: Die Grootbek in die Bo-Kaap.
Zip out of FIVE, the bitch got her answers right.
The last movie I willingly watched was The Blue Max, it was in 1972, it starred Clint Eastwood, Tom Jones, Elvis Presley, Clark Gable, Vivian Leigh, John Wayne, Errol Flynn, Charlton Heston, Frank Sinatra, Aubrey Hepburn, Steve McQueen and a dozen or so not so well known actors.
I almost forgot Ursala Andress and George Peppard.
It had a story, a plot, drama and was plausible.
I have tried to watch a couple of movies in the next 37 years, but can't beat my cynicism.
So now you no why I don't do quizzes, I don't get beyond the easy stuff like Mathematics, History, Geography and Philosophy, Shit!
Don't even talk about music after the forties, that is the 1840's.
I did see one more movie, it had a weak plot, weak actors, in general, but this scene was good.
Enjoy.
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Keesie, next time I'm in your area we'll kick ass. I'm great at trivia.
However, movies, not so much. I woulda got yours. But, I'm with you.
We watch ours on Encore and never pay full dollah at the theatah.
Kim | Homepage | 12.16.09 - 3:48 am | #
I want to be the meat in a Johnny Ringo & Doc Hoiday sandwich.
Purrrrrrr............
Purrrrrrr............
# posted by KeesKennis @
12/16/2009 12:40:00 AM
15 December 2009
Take two - sides, that is
For the hen's party for my daughter, prior to the wedding, a male gay friend was invited and attended.
The organisers of the stag party then disinvited him for their do as this was male only.
A fox in the hen coop had nothing on what followed.
From the hens:
Homophobic!
Insensitive?
Awful!
My Take:
Outright laughter from Keesie.
Living is so much fun.
He decided that he was a girl and went to the female do, period.
(Do I still have to put the [.] after the word period?)
What is your take?
Should a AC/DC jobbie be invited to both the hen and stag parties?
What parties do moffies and lesbians have?
A, Stag/Hen/AC-DC/Stag-Hen/Fetish-Hen/Fetish AC/Fetish-Stag/Fetish-DC?
Living is so much fun.
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Well, if he was invited to the hen party then he must be perceived as catcher and not a pitcher, so to speak. A stag party is certainly a place for pitchers only (and NO pictures!).
KK: Joan as always is picturesque in her, in mind, images.
Or is that pitcheresque?
I am cutting close to the Bone here, ain't I?
S&M take :-
The M would have enjoyed going to the S&M do, so he didn't.
The S knows the Ms would have enjoyed him attending, so he didn't go either
The M would have enjoyed going to the S&M do, so he didn't.
The S knows the Ms would have enjoyed him attending, so he didn't go either
KK: Stu knows tooo much, and because he would like me to say that he is clever, I will not do so, and he thanks me for that. All very intellectual, which is off post commentary and is banned, so it was said on another site, OK.
I am cutting close to the Bone here, ain't I?
So, why would he want to go to the bachelor party anyway? There would be girlies there.
Unless he was taking notes on outfits or such. I mean. There are Occam's Razors floating around here.
Unless he was taking notes on outfits or such. I mean. There are Occam's Razors floating around here.
Since Kees solicited my opinion (and since I in any case have lived on this planet about a decade more than Kees), here is my commentary, which is likely of the "off post..banned" variety: during the height of the Caster Semenya revelation, an interviewer asked a doctor specializing in sex-related genetic disorders, "So how does one know whether someone is really a boy or a girl?" Quoth that learned wise man, "You ask them." So, though being attracted to the same sex does not necessarily have any connection to one's masculinity or femininity, I say a gay friend of the bride goes to whatever the hell party she invites him to! And if her husband-to-be is smart enough to invite his wife-to-be's friend to the bachelor party, our gayboy goes there as well. (In gender studies, male rituals invented for displaying the participants' masculinity (such as bachelor parties) is regarded to have a very strong homo-erotic component, so everyone should have a lot of fun!
When I can next tear myself away from the book I'm reading on the Queer Child, I might just tell you the composition of the guests at a stork party I attended for a single lesbian mother who got the baby's genetic material from a single gay college friend, both lawyers...
When I can next tear myself away from the book I'm reading on the Queer Child, I might just tell you the composition of the guests at a stork party I attended for a single lesbian mother who got the baby's genetic material from a single gay college friend, both lawyers...
# posted by KeesKennis @
12/15/2009 03:49:00 PM
13 December 2009
A wise word
When in Cape Town for the Christmas Holls:
: Do not spit or piss upwind.
You are welcome.
Fuck! the shit blows like 25000 big assed compressors in concert.
# posted by KeesKennis @
12/13/2009 09:45:00 PM
12 December 2009
A Melancholic or is that Alcoholic look at the past year
Some bloggers from my blogggggggroll called it quits, good for them they got girls/boys to fuck and love and they got a life.
Now we have to talk about those who's are still here.
OH FUCK.
Rob is still gone and I miss him, fuck.
Bane is still dead and I miss him, fuckit.
Winston Rand ... HE WAS A PRETTY GOOD GUY, and I miss him
Denny is still a SRF© and I still like the OLD toppie.
Roger of cors is a lost kase and we will miss him when him and his B52 takes out all the keneyans from here to hawai. As his Scout extrzordinairre I will exit as well, of cors.
Erica, is so full of wisdom I will let her speak, what?, I didn't hear that, ..............
Maeve still loves her boy and her man and all is well. And she is funny as hell.
Blob - Enogh sed - the effin cowboy cant be paid enough - hell I have tried.
Jimbo, hell he just had his dick and brain removed and he is funnier than me and all of you still. WTF.
Slack - Not. And she makes sense, mostly.
No work lots of parties and still no new PLAN. Solid and mostly sensible, but still retired, I smell a Jewish Piracy or is that a conspiracy?
A Fantastic book in the making ..... yeah .... you al come ...... heah....
Six foot two and 278 pounds, A MAN and some Mecanikel Cannner enjineer of sorts, my BRO, I thinks he gasses up some eletrics for the yanks, up north, or some such.
Bob lives in the same city as my sister and he survives, he must be hardcore conservative.
Yabu comes hear as he must be deaf and he has a cute stretch of a dog, and brings good juju.
Rex, on the udder side took my full frontal nude picture and used my face, (my smallest feature) on his Christmas Card.
AD NOSE EUM
It does stink
You are not stupid, or blind.
LOVE YOU ALL
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If you ever decide to visit your sister, let me know so we can tip a beer or two.
Yeap...I'm gonna hang for the foreseeable future...just put a new engine in my Juju ride.
Love you long time Keesie!# posted by KeesKennis @
12/12/2009 10:33:00 PM
Kristmas or what the fuck you will
I am KeesKennis.
I am a 1953 vintage, that makes me 56 or so years old/young.
My first wife died from breast cancer at the tender age of 43.
I know a few bits of life, as she is lived, or died.
MY PROBLEM
I do not understand why I have to look out and pay for some lazy cunt that sits around and Hopes.
MY SOLUTION
Get of your ass and start working.
Like I worked.
LIFE
When I met my current wife I had fuckol and a wife to feed plus 3 kids to put thru tertiary education.
I kakked off.
We, me and my new wife, did it.
Keesie and the Cat's Mother
REFLECTION
My Passport
1994 to end 1996 has 10 entry and exit stamps, easy, mid year and end year holidays.
And I earned a good salary for doing this.
THE PAST THREE YEARS
152 exit and entry stamps,
Mother, what did I do, do deserve this?
A new company, a new code and vast earnings.
The world is my oyster.
Rock On
All my reader.
Beat this: For 2.36 years:
152 exit and entry stamps, in your passport, that is.
Got you there, Maeve, this is not the same as IN and OUT stamps, but I am overjoyed that you have a second job again, BIGG HUGG AND A KISS.
Then we have The dofuckolstraightwhitewaste wasting his and her time in Tennessee, So what, Enjoy and procreate, If you want.
Half Rubbers, in Bridge, in Bowls, in half arssed games with half broomsticks etc, are hard to judge.
V man is OK though, the amount of sex suprizes him though and he has to kill elsewhere.
The son of Eli, AKA Pete is finding the right notes and is entering the next phase.
AKA GodDaMMit DONT's Boss is doing well as is The big SHE of nature.
And then MC lost some of my dick, 40 lbs of it, I will just have to live with the two thirds that is left, a thin life beckons, GO MY BRO.
I do not feel so alone anymore.
But then again there is "Frosty, distant, Frothy bubbles, frozen, from the heart", KIM
And again I live.
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Holy crap! I'm older than Keesie!
Thanks Eli you old son of a gun.
Not only you, man,
I - the unmentionable one - am 'bout a decade older than he
remember . he who dies with the most toys... is just as dead
I - the unmentionable one - am 'bout a decade older than he
remember . he who dies with the most toys... is just as dead
Ta unmentoni i still loves your dog and your woman and you but you only mathematekally.
CHEERS STU, you old fart
Sweetie, you are but a FUCKING PUPPY! A snapper of the whip.I like that frosty bubbles thingie, though. |
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I'm older than Keesie, too, but I have another brother his age...# posted by KeesKennis @
12/12/2009 07:58:00 PM
Bigger? - ask Joan
a 2000 lbs special from Australia - fuck tejas
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He'd make some great boots. |
# posted by KeesKennis @
12/12/2009 12:28:00 AM
11 December 2009
Kevin Jennings - a piece of shit
A solid fisty argument for 14 year olds
Some of them are queers, some just like sex without gender coming into mind. All of my friends that are queer do not like sex with minors.
Before he gets close mr jenning will drown in my vomit.
As this weaselly cunt tries to swim away my moffie pals will kill him and eat him. What a way to GO.
You are a paedophile as sure as shit. You should be killed, legally of course.
Actually I would like to fist you.
Who voted this piece of shit's boss into power?
I would like to fist you to.
Be sure to come around.
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12/11/2009 10:34:00 PM
