24 August 2011
I WIN - OR - NOT: A Meme
You have a blogroll.
Choose 3 and have a number competitions with each:
Some you lose and some you win:
Like: Contestant 1:
Maeve:
Contest A = Sexy:
And Contestant 4 to Eternity:
Please show some class like below:
Category 1: Boobies in good taste.
Choose 3 and have a number competitions with each:
Some you lose and some you win:
Like: Contestant 1:
Maeve:
Contest A = Sexy:
Maeve WINS, I LOSE.
Contest B = Longest DICK:
I WIN, Maeve LOSE by a fair margin.
So like some TZU guy you choose your area of warfare.
And Contestant 2:
Contest A = Sexy:
SWG wins and I lose
Contest B = Good looking:
SWG wins and I lose
Contest C = 10 pin bowling:
SWG LOOOSE and I WIN Big .
Please come and play.
And Contestant 3:
Contest A = MOST Blog Hits:
Glen wins and I lose
Contest B = LEAST Blog Hits:
Glen lose and I win
Contest C = Biggest nerd:
Glen Win and I lose
The world awaits your response
And Contestant 4 to Eternity:
Please show some class like below:
Category 1: Boobies in good taste.
Category 2: Boobies in better taste.
Category 3: Boobies in beer taste
SELA
So please more piccies in Cat 3 is required.
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I'm always overjoyed when you post, Kees. You are definitely unique, delightfully demented, and bordering on awesome. It's a good thing there is only one of you, because the world could not handle two Keesies.
Once again, I doff my hat to you.
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Once again, I doff my hat to you.
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23 August 2011
DSK escapes from the shores of Tripoli
Libyan-Americans pray in front of the White House, after celebrating and chanting, 'Merci Sarkozy! Thank you Obama!' Photo: Stephane Jourdain/AFP/Getty Images
I am sure Jefferson would have sorted this mess out
Nothing in French law stops DSK from becoming President as yet
Now as MC often say "Peace Justice and Happiness will follow"
Teh Won now have reluctancy as well as stupidity as his trademark
18 August 2011
21 Dumb things Bikers do :-) UPDATE to CRAZY
STU listed these 21 Dumb things.
But then Stu is a very responsible grown up.
I hereby list idiotic and crazy things bikers should do to go to biker heaven, my bit.
1) Burn out the clutch of your 400 cc Kawasaki by towing a 1 ton van for 46 km
2) Get arrested for having saddle holsters on your bike with rifles in them. (teh live ammo was a separate charge)
3) Being so drunk that you convince everybody that you are OK and sending the bike into a parked car whilst you fall off on your ass, all within 1 meter from where you started.
4) Hit a tortoise on a bike whilst being towed by a car.
5) Rescue a Harley Davidson by taking the engine from the drilling machine it was doing duty in and placing it back in the frame you found in a shed.
6) Abusing your Z1000R to tow a trailer with a cow and a half-born calf to a vet 80 km away, no burnt clutches or damage. But 80 km and not geting into 3rd, by god!!. Both the cow and the calf survived. (Update: Both have been eaten as steaks and mince with not a ta to me)
7) Wiping out a 1200 cc Honda in a tug of war with my Z1000R. (Actually the most damage to the Honda came whilst in was fighting itself under a parked van) We used dog chain and leather belts as a tug'o'war rope.
8) Riding pillion and drinking premix (brandy and coke) from a liter bottle and clocking 2oo kph over a speedtrap.
9) Sleeping next to the road in winter and having the right connections to take the exhaust gasses to your sleeping bag to stop you from freezing.
10) Seeing a speed trap when going fast in open vast country and knowing that you have blotted your registration (number plate) and then accelerating and sleeping in the bush next to the road for 4 days and watching the cops go hither and dither and laughing your ass of.
11) Parasail behind a bike and land in a river while you shit yourself. (This of course happened to a friend of mine)
12 to 21( You are not going to believe this shit in any case(
Tell me your best/worst
But then Stu is a very responsible grown up.
I hereby list idiotic and crazy things bikers should do to go to biker heaven, my bit.
1) Burn out the clutch of your 400 cc Kawasaki by towing a 1 ton van for 46 km
2) Get arrested for having saddle holsters on your bike with rifles in them. (teh live ammo was a separate charge)
3) Being so drunk that you convince everybody that you are OK and sending the bike into a parked car whilst you fall off on your ass, all within 1 meter from where you started.
4) Hit a tortoise on a bike whilst being towed by a car.
5) Rescue a Harley Davidson by taking the engine from the drilling machine it was doing duty in and placing it back in the frame you found in a shed.
6) Abusing your Z1000R to tow a trailer with a cow and a half-born calf to a vet 80 km away, no burnt clutches or damage. But 80 km and not geting into 3rd, by god!!. Both the cow and the calf survived. (Update: Both have been eaten as steaks and mince with not a ta to me)
7) Wiping out a 1200 cc Honda in a tug of war with my Z1000R. (Actually the most damage to the Honda came whilst in was fighting itself under a parked van) We used dog chain and leather belts as a tug'o'war rope.
8) Riding pillion and drinking premix (brandy and coke) from a liter bottle and clocking 2oo kph over a speedtrap.
9) Sleeping next to the road in winter and having the right connections to take the exhaust gasses to your sleeping bag to stop you from freezing.
10) Seeing a speed trap when going fast in open vast country and knowing that you have blotted your registration (number plate) and then accelerating and sleeping in the bush next to the road for 4 days and watching the cops go hither and dither and laughing your ass of.
11) Parasail behind a bike and land in a river while you shit yourself. (This of course happened to a friend of mine)
12 to 21( You are not going to believe this shit in any case(
Tell me your best/worst
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thanks O' Great One. Glad you are still keeping everyone Kees Crazy.
# posted by 
: Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:51:00 PM
: Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:51:00 PM
I missed a hilarious one :-
Towing a friend on her skateboard, me braking to avoid a herd of cows, and having her overtake me :-)
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Towing a friend on her skateboard, me braking to avoid a herd of cows, and having her overtake me :-)
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Congrats buddy
I believe he got it with a 22 at over 200 yards with open sights.
So the BC score is 22 x 200 = 4400
Surely this is a Beer Camp record.
Yessir our Rex is a crack shot
piccie from Phil
16 August 2011
What do you call a black man with a AK 47?
SIR!
I see a lot of comments about Sweden and the apology to their neighbours.
You cannot win all battles. Sometimes you must survive to fight another day.
I've won and I've lost.
The fight goes on.
I wish Sweden the best in it's fight.
Obviously I've known some good Swedes or maybe some very good Swedesess. Ole. Oy for that matter.
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I see a lot of comments about Sweden and the apology to their neighbours.
You cannot win all battles. Sometimes you must survive to fight another day.
I've won and I've lost.
The fight goes on.
I wish Sweden the best in it's fight.
Obviously I've known some good Swedes or maybe some very good Swedesess. Ole. Oy for that matter.
11 August 2011
Showing the kids how to behave
If the UK follows the principles of the above picture the riots would not happen again
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Good on the pool. Nothing like jumping into the cold water (or snow) after a sauna.makes my nutsack almost normal in size and shape, and less like a bulls.
Sorta look like a vervet monkey, though.
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Sorta look like a vervet monkey, though.
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08 August 2011
Sacrilege?
I have my own sauna.
Purpose built in one corner of my property.
After a life of getting by with comercial saunas this one is magic.
NO AL GORE INFLUENCE.
2.5 m X 2.0 m by 1.95 m tall.
Double brick walls and a standard solid wooden door.
The insides are finished in Abecha wood with a lower and upper benches.
9 Kw of heating element covered by rocks small to big.
I can induce a heat surge of 130 to 170 Deg F by adding water.
I also smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey in this sacred space.
BUT THIS NOT THE SACRILEGE.
I am thinking of adding infrared heaters to make my legs sweat.
Is that taking the Finish Sauna model to far?
Happy sweat to you.
Purpose built in one corner of my property.
After a life of getting by with comercial saunas this one is magic.
NO AL GORE INFLUENCE.
2.5 m X 2.0 m by 1.95 m tall.
Double brick walls and a standard solid wooden door.
The insides are finished in Abecha wood with a lower and upper benches.
9 Kw of heating element covered by rocks small to big.
I can induce a heat surge of 130 to 170 Deg F by adding water.
I also smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey in this sacred space.
BUT THIS NOT THE SACRILEGE.
I am thinking of adding infrared heaters to make my legs sweat.
Is that taking the Finish Sauna model to far?
Happy sweat to you.
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I'm telling Al Gore on you. Your carbon footprint is just not acceptable. Poor Al might call BULLSHIT on you! He might flip out! Oh NOOOOOOOOO!
May I join you in a cig and a glass of wine whilst we sweat and swear?
May I join you in a cig and a glass of wine whilst we sweat and swear?
Useless unless you have an ice cold spring to jump into afterwards. or fat finnish men to swat you with birch branches.
Frothie
You and teh mister and beeb etc is welcome, our Robertson wines is DA Best in DA world and this should be to your liking, Dey are vely vely cheep, and goot
Og,
My pool is right next door and at the moment it is fucking icy fucking cold (13 deg F).
When summer comes we will have to see about ice and the jacuzzi (being constructed now)
And then fat finnish men run away in shame when they see me and birch do not grow well here, we use cactus.
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You and teh mister and beeb etc is welcome, our Robertson wines is DA Best in DA world and this should be to your liking, Dey are vely vely cheep, and goot
Og,
My pool is right next door and at the moment it is fucking icy fucking cold (13 deg F).
When summer comes we will have to see about ice and the jacuzzi (being constructed now)
And then fat finnish men run away in shame when they see me and birch do not grow well here, we use cactus.
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01 August 2011
Hunting thru the night
You have been at it for days and many hours. Finaly your veld skills are paying off, you see this sign in the sand and your day is finaly done.
Suddenly all those hours in the sun and the heat feel worthwhile, the lack of water feels not so bad.
Reading the track left by the most hunted is very pleasing.
Complaints are better left there OK.
Suddenly all those hours in the sun and the heat feel worthwhile, the lack of water feels not so bad.
Reading the track left by the most hunted is very pleasing.
Complaints are better left there OK.
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I'll run it by Stretch. He'd make a good deputy since nothing gets by him. No way anyone could ever sneak up on you.
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Al Gore and AGW scores as Sam and Yabu cringes
Yabu uses same picture for ?nd and 4th destruction
At least he could have used the pic above that I prepped earlier
But Sadly no, same old , same old
I still want my job as:
"The Head Relationship Manager and Vermin Control and South African Relations is KeesKennis. He is fucking crazy. Welcome aboard!"
And now I need to add to that TITLE:
" The head of photo multiplicity protection and nipple size evaluator"
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At least he could have used the pic above that I prepped earlier
But Sadly no, same old , same oldI still want my job as:
"The Head Relationship Manager and Vermin Control and South African Relations is KeesKennis. He is fucking crazy. Welcome aboard!"
And now I need to add to that TITLE:
" The head of photo multiplicity protection and nipple size evaluator"
OK I will take Stretch as my deputy, OK?
