28 August 2009
While looking for a lost relative, I came across your post
I noticed that you did apologize to all Baboons, thank you.
However here is a tip for you.
Always use gorillas as they are even too stupid to notice.
So attached please find my rendering, using the body of my twice removed cousin Lenny.
Pardon the PS quality, the opposing thumb thing, you know.
Leader, Owner and Editor of
She emailed back:
24 August 2009
Good pshop, KK.
23 August 2009
Country Bumpkin or City Slicker ?
Keeskennis is a Country Bumpkin for sure, he lives in the fucking bush and only sees "real" peeps when he travels.
Hereby I classify my selected blog roll, I ain't got all night you know :
Acidman in the SKY as a CB, I suspect that he would have liked that, but would have bitched a lot.
Jut read da man.
Jut read da man.
"Originally PUBLISHED November 8, 2003
I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Because my brother was diabetic, I grew up in a home that never had dessert with supper and candy was something you either bought with your own money or collected on Halloween. Mom and Dad never kept sweets around the house. I seldom eat sweets to this day.
But I like pecan pie."
Cos he could write!
The Senators Son as a CB with certain factor that actually makes him or it completely not.
His vocab is just too much.
His experience is too wide
His wit, whatever, is too acerbic.
He just knows too many Keys to be musical.
He can't be cos:
He is rational.
He has a degree.
He speeks Inglish.
He admits to liking and drinking Coffee.
SRFÂ© as CB : Despite the fact that worked for IBM as a sweeper.
He actually understands HMTL, strange. or is that HTML.
He is well spoken.
I mean nobody in a city admits being married to a "Mother Superior" do they?
He is funny and irreverent.
He can't spell, that is a clincher.
Her heart is in the right place.
She loves her son.
She loves her husband.
She loves horses.
She only twists her doctor’s balls/fingers into a wreck when he really get's out off hand.
She plays "Hide the Sausage"
He drives from state to state and has yet to buy any carbon credits.
He shoots guns and pistols and revolvers and other things that go bang!
Binker is cute.
He pays $19 for a single vodka and uses no swearwords when he blogs about it, FUCK, who but a CB can do dat.
She bled for the Pepper dog, and I bled with her.
And he can cook
He is starting to like/love guns?
He has cute/nice/good looking kids.
So he must be CB.
Him and Rob together made a country fair look like a inner city "Fest"
What with the shooting of croc's (not that they can bite you or anything) and needless fishing.
.... he writes rather eloquently.....
.... he has been to a few other countries ...
..... he likes poetry....
...... and is a Marine ...
... and is married to a Scot ....
CB all over him.
He's been around a few countries.
He can spell.
He honors his past.
He is well spoken
Cujunites is CB
He also writes too well to be from a city.
Stu Savory as a CB a he never became a perfessor in mathematics and :
He is logical.
And a wife (and she stays there, WTF)
He flies planes and ride bikes
He must be a CB
Deer Camp Blog - Editor - AKA Rex as a mystery CB/CS
He can't take joke
He can't spell
He can't shoot
He doesn't like to drink.
He deals in second hand cars.
He knows everything about property prices
He has weird dreams about animals that he would like to kill.
He does not link me enough (that goes for all of you)
He must be a City Slicker!
He actually is a honest to goodness Country Bumpkin, trust me.
Og - as a CB
He's travelled to Zambia though
And his farts stink and he is full of shit.
He is still CB.
Instapundit as a CB
He just links to well
THIS MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT CARRY ON
DEPENDING ON THE AMOUNT OF WHISKEY LEFT AFTER TONIGHT.
... hahaaha.... thanks, Keesie...... I'm like 1/2 a mile from The Cherokee National Forest...... and I'm definitely a CB....
Kees, I don't know why you think I'm obsessed with maths, I much prefer poetry, especially limericks; see :-
KK: No Stu I like maths,. I just can't do it
sorry for not making more links to you. between drinking, cheating slickers out of their land, and cheating people in crooked car deals, I am mostly in awe of your greatness.
I will certainly get busy and it is time for a new pic for the Cheristmas Card.
21 August 2009
The wicked have more fun
In My Cat Grand Children I boast that I am too young to have real grand children, well that might change.
14 August 2009
hoosierboy | 08.21.09 - 3:24 pm | #
I think Elisson actually published a 100 word story about it.
09 August 2009
You will get real class, not second hand shit that you get here.
More like this
I will order mine as soon as I can contact the seller's lulu.