23 August 2009
Country Bumpkin or City Slicker ?
Keeskennis is a Country Bumpkin for sure, he lives in the fucking bush and only sees "real" peeps when he travels.
Hereby I classify my selected blog roll, I ain't got all night you know :
Acidman in the SKY as a CB, I suspect that he would have liked that, but would have bitched a lot.
"Originally PUBLISHED November 8, 2003
I don't have much of a sweet tooth. Because my brother was diabetic, I grew up in a home that never had dessert with supper and candy was something you either bought with your own money or collected on Halloween. Mom and Dad never kept sweets around the house. I seldom eat sweets to this day.
But I like pecan pie."
Cos he could write!
The Senators Son as a CB with certain factor that actually makes him or it completely not.
His vocab is just too much.
His experience is too wide
His wit, whatever, is too acerbic.
He just knows too many Keys to be musical.
Guyk as CB, but only because Sweetthing says so.
He can't be cos:
He is rational.
He has a degree.
He speeks Inglish.
He admits to liking and drinking Coffee.
And "Grits"
SRF© as CB : Despite the fact that worked for IBM as a sweeper.
He actually understands HMTL, strange. or is that HTML.
He is well spoken.
He is a SRF© as likes being a SRF©.
Shlong SFW as CB
I mean nobody in a city admits being married to a "Mother Superior" do they?
He is funny and irreverent.
He can't spell, that is a clincher.
Erica as a CB despite the fact that she lives in the biggest City/Fuckup/New York/Brooklyn in the whole world.
Her heart is in the right place.
Witch as a CB as she is too sexy to live in a city.
She loves her son.
She loves her husband.
She loves horses.
She only twists her doctor’s balls/fingers into a wreck when he really get's out off hand.
She plays "Hide the Sausage"
Blob, Ferret slave as a CB.
He drives from state to state and has yet to buy any carbon credits.
He shoots guns and pistols and revolvers and other things that go bang!
Binker is cute.
Bonita as a CB cos she actually is.
Jim PRS as a CB cos he, despite being a lawyer and all is quite honest, with himself and others.
He pays $19 for a single vodka and uses no swearwords when he blogs about it, FUCK, who but a CB can do dat.
Primordial Slack - Joan of Argghh! as a CB as she just is CB, thru and thru, No question.
She bled for the Pepper dog, and I bled with her.
Elisson as a CB in spite of the fact that he is a Big Salt Mine operator and lives in a big City and that he is a Slicker.
"Hakuna"
"Matata"
"SWMBO"
And he can cook
He is starting to like/love guns?
He has cute/nice/good looking kids.
So he must be CB.
News on W o D - Libby as CB, she just can't get to the countryside yet.
Barber = Afrikaans for Catfish as a CB, except for the fact that he makes Country Bumpkins look like City Slickers.
Him and Rob together made a country fair look like a inner city "Fest"
What with the shooting of croc's (not that they can bite you or anything) and needless fishing.
From the Salty City - BobG as a CB, he lives in Salt Lake City, fer gods sake, that could be Morogoro in Tanzania, as far as cities go.
Misty She likes klapping peeps around the head with Swords and Clubs and she can spell, surely she can't be a CS? No she must be a CB.
Eric as a CB, despite the fact that ......
.... he writes rather eloquently.....
.... he has been to a few other countries ...
..... he likes poetry....
...... and is a Marine ...
... and is married to a Scot ....
CB all over him.
Mostly Cajun as CB cos....
He's been around a few countries.
He can spell.
He honors his past.
He is well spoken
Cujunites is CB
Dead Dog as CB as he writes too well to have grown up in a city.
Hammer as CB despite the fact that he has been to
He also writes too well to be from a city.
Stu Savory as a CB a he never became a perfessor in mathematics and :
He is logical.
Precise.
Sometimes funny.
Has bulldogs.
And a wife (and she stays there, WTF)
He flies planes and ride bikes
He must be a CB
Deer Camp Blog - Editor - AKA Rex as a mystery CB/CS
He can't take joke
He can't spell
He can't shoot
He doesn't like to drink.
He deals in second hand cars.
He knows everything about property prices
He has weird dreams about animals that he would like to kill.
He does not link me enough (that goes for all of you)
He must be a City Slicker!
He actually is a honest to goodness Country Bumpkin, trust me.
Og - as a CB
He's travelled to Zambia though
And his farts stink and he is full of shit.
He is still CB.
Instapundit as a CB
Heh, Indeed
He just links to well
THIS MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT CARRY ON
DEPENDING ON THE AMOUNT OF WHISKEY LEFT AFTER TONIGHT.
... hahaaha.... thanks, Keesie...... I'm like 1/2 a mile from The Cherokee National Forest...... and I'm definitely a CB....
Kees, I don't know why you think I'm obsessed with maths, I much prefer poetry, especially limericks; see :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...h? v=esdcaJtxFSo
KK: No Stu I like maths,. I just can't do it
sorry for not making more links to you. between drinking, cheating slickers out of their land, and cheating people in crooked car deals, I am mostly in awe of your greatness.
I will certainly get busy and it is time for a new pic for the Cheristmas Card.
