28 April 2009
WTF happened to My Republic?
I have been as productive as any American? Yet I was born in
Too Much.
You will have to fight, in the polls, in the social services, in paying tax or not paying tax, in civil unrest and finally with guns.
So unless you keep your guns, you have fuckall chance.
Communism as proffered by BO does not have any real cost.
But in real life things are different.
You better start counting or die or the GREAT UNWASHED WILL CONSUME YOU.
G: ... Stay safe but up the usage of anti BO spray, we all have to live to tell the tale, especially if you have been burning all afternoon, and your usage of new words will be taxed at 200 % of your total income.
R: ... You are a Hoarder of precious metals Sir, you will have to give up the yield of your so called victory garden, and as a veteran you have to surrender your income to the non contributors from tomorrow.
E: ... Talk about a Cripple and you should be CORRECT, but this one is too rich, he even drives and most prabably have PAID for his BMW, sacrilige, a BO tax at 400% of the cost of not staying on two legs will be introduced.
A: SPELLCHECKER
T: ... BO and the Barn Army will meet, what is that stink?
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U: ... She knows about being outnumbered, please fight back, I implore.
N: ... Even produces after surgery.
W: ... I had her as a teacher afore she was born.
A: ... ASAKAR (Actual Shooting And Killing As Required), keep on.
S: ... Love thy neighbor.
H: SPELLCHECKER
E: ... It is no wonder that he lands on the E of unwashed as it is evident that that 'e have had his moments and tha 'e is now completely washed.
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W: ... As long as you do not pronounce it "cooter" I will take advice, although we use that word often enough, but keep on shooting with SWG.
That was as funny as (a cooter) can be.
I: ... I hope your Dad can help you see the light.
L: ... Go shoot some gators and fuck the rest, I'm fine with that
L: ... Please vote against my Sis from the same Salty City.
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C: ... Please gods, let him shoot straight.
O: ... I present Ms G with Mr ? with little Iwana A'll Annow.
N: ... Teach em young.
S: ... And BO came and f*cked the fish and HE fed the Many needy.
U: ... And HE was led away in handcuffs.
M: ... If he wan'ts to Tommy can kill BO.
E: ... Let us walk the walk and drive that bus.
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Y: ... He will shoot straight and miss none, I hope.
O: ... Despite his name he hates Pirates, nuf said.
U: ... Fuckem All I will shoot them with my Dazzle Gun
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And so we get to the end of :
GREAT UNWASHED WILL CONSUME YOU
I will consume the rest of my blogroll next: day: week: month: year, as I have connection.
I have also suiped up all the ice and now hate the (unwashed, the Lefty, the Lib, the Dem, the Queer, the I Need) even more.
Drink HOT Brandy you fuckers, may it burn your lips.
Kill a Communist today, it may save your soul.
COMMENTS:
Absolutely.
Amen to everything you said.
Thanks Hammer
As I see my (teh) Dollar smashed I would like to say that I have personally accounted for some communist's, but I missed teh big ones, so sorry
AND:
It seems like more every day think the gov't is only there to dish up some new thing for their consumption and provide a another crutch for them to lean on.
The looters won't give that free lunch up easy.
It'll most likely take 7.62x39 or .45 degrees of persuasion to convinve 'em.
25 April 2009
Suitcase Satire
Well, seeing as the boss is going nowhere, we might just as well chill out in the garden.
A link from ROB - Treasured
JUNE 12, 2006
HUH?
I ain't sure WHAT HE SAID, but I think he said it well. Reminds me of a poster I kept on my office wall at work for a number of years.
It was a picture of a frog being swallowed by a wading bird. But the frog wasn't being eaten without a fight. He had both hands wrapped around the bird's neck, choking with all his might as his head was going down the bird's gullet and the motto was: "NEVER give up!!!"
Heh. I don't know why I liked that picture so much.
I get it (I think). The surviving frog swam enough to make the butter. Which was enough for him to get out of the churn. Don't ask me the moral of the story, I don't know.
Posted by: RayH on June 12, 2006 01:16 PMthat same pic has entertained me at the greyhound station everytime i go there :p
Posted by: Peter on June 12, 2006 02:13 PMRay you do get it. The tough frog, didn't give up and he eventually churned the milk that would have drowned him, into the butter that gave him a solid enough surface to escape. The moral of the story is don't give up, or you prefer, resolve to go down fighting and you might still win -- just when it seems all hope is lost.
Posted by: LIBBY on June 12, 2006 06:52 PMI have that very same picture. It was colored by my kids and given to me while I was spending 6 months in the hospital with leukemia. I still have it as an inspiration.
Posted by: Dan on June 13, 2006 12:37 AMThanks Acidman, just got back from my roadtrip.
It is very good to hear the wordSmith tell me I told a story "well".
I will post the other picture tonight, I have it somewhere, just have to look.
Thanks again
24 April 2009
Old pics
20 April 2009
New golf lingo
Some new lingo to use when you're out on the course...
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed
An 'OJ.'- got away with one
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees
A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole
19 April 2009
Home
A sweet Easter story
The Cat's Mother and I live in a poor suburb, sweets like these above are in scarce supply.
12 April 2009
Easter
10 April 2009
Finches
Chicks and bikes
Comments:DAMN!
GUYK | Homepage | 04.10.09 - 10:04 pm | #
She needs a sidecar just for her ass...
BobG | Homepage | 04.10.09 - 10:25 pm | #
Looks like a couple of hippos fighting under a cocktail napkin.
Hammer | Homepage | 04.10.09 - 11:22 pm | #
Faster
Memories re-enacted
Chiken and Egg
Things that wash up on the beach
It is reported that after Eve went swimming in the ocean, God said, "Now I'll NEVER get that taste out of the fish..."
MC