30 January 2008
Wow, the folks in New Cuyama sure can add better than I can.
Rosie Homepage 01.31.08 - 9:15 pm #
And then I got on the road.
"The drive up the interstate is boring"
"My last couple of weeks have started and ended with hour and a half drives to and from jobsites"
"Too much driving"
"Wasn’t quite as much driving as a couple of other days this week, but this morning found me headed up the road to yet another of my stations."
So I wanderred how he copes with all this.
So I sent my sleuths out and they bring back this piccie.
No wonder he doesn't complain about other road users.
Good going there Tanker.
Hope I didn't put you on a commie tank.
I posted a nice tank here as well.
Here is the piccie before I messed with it.
I wonder what kind of shocks that thing has to keep from knocking out the occupants teeth.
Not bad, but I think a 1960 Buick is bigger and scarier...
Reminds me of the days of my misspent youth...Unfortunately the Chevy Impala my employer provides me today lacks that certain "authority" that comes with tracks and a large-bore gun.
The buffalo is a dangeroos animal:
Like all my stories this one starts with:
Many moons ago:
So there I was in Southern Angola with a fucking difficult American as a client.
We spent day before the hunt with sighting in the rifles and with generally perking up the client.
This specific American, and the leader of his party was fairly accurate, with lapses noted by my co-workers.
I as allways was so worked up for the next days hunt that I noted effall.
Fast forward by a day:
We have left the van and are walking slowly towards our target, that was a herd of buffalo that we hope to encounter about 3 kilometers away.
The american bitch, wife to the HEAD HONCHO, starts complaining first.
"How far are we going to walk?" she asks wailingly.
Then like now, my patience is minimal.
"John, Jackson you stay here with the MADAM, you can keep your rifles"
"The rest of us will move towards that clump of bushes at 3 O'clock and regroup"
And in response to some hand gestures by the american to his throat:
"No Mr. Carter, we will not stop and have a recovering session"
Safely hidden amongst the bushes Carter and myself have it out.
About five minutes into it: "If you want to fuck off, please do, I will not refund your 'extraordinary fee' just because have a pussy wife and daughter, now do you want to go and shoot some buff"
"You calling me a PUSSY"
Fast forward by three hours, that is two hours before we expect the buff to cross our lines:
In a southern drawl: "How fuckin long do we have to wait here"
"With or without coke?"
"Are you call..."
"Yes I am, and I am by far the better shot, so shut up"
2 hours later.
The placing of our position by my team was perfect.
We were surounded by Buff.
"Now Mr. Carter, do you see that BIG male over there by the big stump"
"Yes, yes, the one with the big horns"
"NO, no the old bull standing to his right and pawing the ground"
"Where?" "OK, ok, the one on the left of the herd"
"Mr. Carter, what do you estimate the range?"
"Range? range?, oh about 200 yards"
"Christ no, we are closer than 50, and that is where we set your sights yesterday"
Sotto whisper: "Gert, Dinchaka, Everest, the one by the stump"
So Carter takes aim and fires, one, "fuckit", two, "dammit" shots, none of which affect the buff.
The target buff remains motionless.
We remain concealed as our CLIENT might want to try again.
If he had hit the animal as we expected we would have all stood up, but as he's missed a sitter we stayed down.
Some of the herd closer to us takes off in all directions.
One old one horn bull and a scatter of cows plus a scary of younger ones plus a frighty of one year olds come dirtectly towards us.
FUCK THE CLIENT:
Everest, Dinchacka, Gert, Phillo, two guys whose names I can't remember and myself stand up and start shooting, seven guns, lots of lead:
You cannot turn them, they have to die, as easy as that.
They died, some only 12 feet away.
Four or five came straight by, we were only concerned with those on a collision course.
I "sold" 8 carcasses to Mr. Carter, he posed for a photo, with his bitch and all his arms at each of the 8 dead buffs.
I don't know about him but I never wore that particular pair of pants again.
Also I got a bonus for selling so many high priced pieces of game in one month.
UPDATE: The number of dead buffs have been downgraded to 8 as apparently they have grown over the years with every retelling of the story. Family sucks.
In most hunting areas of Africa, the meat goes to the locals who DO appreciate it, and don't give a damn about tenderness, as long as it's meat.
That said, an old buffalo steak would be about as tender as boot soles, and it's probably be pretty rank as well.
As in the US, if you want to eat it, shoot a female or a young'un.
Oubaas 02.03.08 - 4:23 am #
That guy sounds like a real asshole. I enjoy hunting, but I grew up hunting small game, deer, and elk that you spent the next few months eating for dinner. Shooting one of those magnificent old buggers just for a trophy picture doesn't appeal to me. Are they very good eating, by the way? The bison here in America are very good, tasting like a tender, very lean beef.
29 January 2008
Will you wear them?
Not unless the toenails are painted first, I won't.
Erica Homepage 01.29.08 - 5:24 pm #
OK then just for Erica
I think the guy this was modelled on bit his toenails.
And I do not think Acidman would have approved.
How much does your cock weigh
Just put it in a sack and check if you are fighting in the right division.
Remmember your cock will lose its head if you lose.
The pictures above and below was lifted from Nicodelavegas en Peru , go and check his other photos, some are quite spectacular. I do not know if I will ever get to Peru, but I will try.
sobre tus interogaciones, voy a enseñarte algunas cosas sobre las fotos...la primera es de un guerrero de la civilisacion pre-Inca Selchin (el sitio de la ruinas se situa en Casma, departamiento Ancash, peru... mas o menos 400km al norte de Lima)
las 2 otras no se pueden ver...parece...sobre
las 2 ultimas...el sitio se llama "las ventanillas de Otuzco" no son "Apartment block" sino sepulturas antiguas... de una civilisacion pre Inca... el itio se queda en la sierra peruana, cerca de Cajamarca.antes eran ceradas pero el conquistator español pensaba que habia oro en este sepulturas...entonces han obierto todo,han sacado los cuerpos,sin buscar nada de oro o cosas preciosas...por cualquier otras preguntas avisame sin problema
TRANSLATED BY GOOGLE TRANSLATE
On your interogaciones, I will teach you some things about the photos ...
The first is a warrior of the civilisacion pre-Inca Selchin (the site of the ruins are located in Casma, Ancash department, peru ... more or less 400km north of Lima)
The other 2 can not be seen ... seems ...
2 on the last ... The site is called "the windows of Otuzco" are not "Apartment Block ancient tombs but ... Civilisacion a pre Inca ... The itio stays in the Peruvian mountains near Cajamarca. Previously ceradas but conquistator Spanish thought he had gold in the tombs ... then have obierto all, have gotten the bodies, without seeking anything in gold or precious things ...
Any other questions without a problem avisame
28 January 2008
Pension, plenty of.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Gunnery Sergeant who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Gunny insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Gunnery Sergeant to "drop 'em," which He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Gunny's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The old Gunny calmly replied, "Vietnam"....
Stole from Smoldering Embers In A Mohawk Campfire
... bhwhahahahahah..... never try to outsmart a Gunny......
Eric Homepage 01.29.08 - 3:54 pm #
27 January 2008
"Is KeesKennis smarter than a fith grader?"
Keesie is WAAAAAAY smarter then a 5th grader!
Those fish would make for some interesting gumbo...
yeah and the hell of it I was using the wrong bait and didn't catch shit! But the next day me and the Catfish did do some shooting at paper targets..and I got pretty good with my new .45acp at about fifty feet..damn that thing will make a hole in paper. Big enough that I don't have to walk up to the target to see where I hit!Thanks for the link and the picture..wish I wuz that skinny!
KK: You are stronger and skinnier, just ask Sweetthing.
Linky Love on a nauseating gatkruiping scale
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26 January 2008
Two stunning local girls were discussing men, boyfriends etcetera, and one asks the other "What do you think defines the diffirence between black men and white men?" The answer came without hesitation " White men have smaller dicks and bigger wallets"
Finally, confirmation of their differences! Although I thought it would have been that white men can't dance.
LeeAnn 01.27.08 - 7:03 am #
KK: LeeAnn, Dirty Dancing?
He couldn't stand the embaressment that a Quadruped blogger in Africa
published a post about Albino Whitetail deer before he did, so he photoshopped the picture below, by colouring the deer black. Tsk tsk tsk.
He is from the Mississippi Delta after all, you know.
Aish, Rex, what next, you next to Thunderhoof?
No I am just joking about Rex. His photoshop skills still has to improve quite a bit to be able to that.
This is from the link below:
(and here the use of multiple quotation marks slays this Keesie)
OK all you deer hunters, have you ever seen or heard of this one? Have you big game hunters ever seen a black white-tail before? The photo came from Michigan with this note -- "this black deer (Melanistic color phase), it's even more rare than an albino".
Picture and words lifted from Hunting and Fishing Traditions
24 January 2008
22 January 2008
On the menu
21 January 2008
This photo resembles me today. And probably for the next few days. I wish I had the incisors.
I went ahead and unrepeated your comment, but your participation in my humble blog brought great joy and delight in my house...MC
A helping hand
A rescue at sundown.
Playing in the mud.
Further evidence of the ......
Some new some old.
Show the Colander Man how to use a colander.
How to act like a arab.
All very educational and deeply satifying.
19 January 2008
KeesKennis political ? ------ Not.
THE RISE OR FALL OF THE GOP.