31 August 2006
I am big and strong
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Saying farewell
This amazing sequence starts with the lions eating on a dead elephant.
Then another elephant comes closer and chases them off.
He places a leg on the dead elephant and finaly rubs his backside softly on his dead relative.
This sequence came with this tag http://www.e-gnu.com/images/elephant-kill.gif, but this just leads the sequence above
This leads to the home page, but you cannot access the pictures from there.
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BobG said...
That's one of the reasons I have never been in favor of hunting elephants; any creature that seems to be aware of it's own mortality is sentient, or very close to it.
Thursday, August 31, 2006 6:09:00 PM
KeesKennis said...
Yes Bob, it makes you think.
Thursday, August 31, 2006 8:13:00 PM
Maeve said...
Elephants are amazing creatures.
Thursday, August 31, 2006 10:06:00 PM
KeesKennis said...
I love the BIG ones and I respect their intelligence.
Thursday, August 31, 2006 11:09:00 PM
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That's one of the reasons I have never been in favor of hunting elephants; any creature that seems to be aware of it's own mortality is sentient, or very close to it.
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Easy now
And I said to myself "Baldy, if we don't get this right, it will hurt a lot and we will talk with a squeaky voice"
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RobC said...
"Flaps down, gear down... Flare! Flare!... Ummm that was a close one..."That is a fine action picture.
Thursday, August 31, 2006 11:39:00 PM
KeesKennis said...
Hi RobCThank you,I'll talk to you soon, or post about my Z1R
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"Flaps down, gear down... Flare! Flare!... Ummm that was a close one..."
That is a fine action picture.
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That is a fine action picture.
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30 August 2006
Ghostwriter strikes again
Please note:
I am that spammer that Keeskennis made a fool of.
I broke his code and will do things that he will not do on his blog.
ViagraQ15
I love this place
After the sadness of the previous post, let us enjoy some joy.
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Sad
The image comes from somewhere in Nigeria.
I can cry for both the baboon and the man.
The photo when I found it had a label "Wiepasvirwieop", which means, "who is herding who?"
This wants to make me cry again.
Go and read Afican Safari, he has a good post on racism in SA
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That is very sad...I feel sorry for the baboon, but being put in chains for anyone must be very degrading.He looks so sad and forlorn.
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29 August 2006
Genre
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Airline seats for fatties.
These guys should have rented two canoes per couple.
The canoe trips in Botswana is well worth your buck.
They meander amongst the marshes and wildlife is plentifull.
The diamond mines and the wildlife/tourist industry is after the same water.
28 August 2006
Monkey pr0n
They are too big.
They are too small.
They are this.
They are that.
Quit the moaning and like what you've got.
Afternoon nap
The photo label says it is a siamese crocodile.
With a funny snout like that it is not one from this continent.
It does look comfy though.
Velociman said.. Proof positive! It's the eyes, man.
The Rasputin of the bush.
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Melissa said...
What a beauty! Wouldn't mind that living with me and looking after my house...that would give my neighbours' bully of a Tom cat a run for his money!
Monday, August 28, 2006 4:49:00 PM
Tall Cool Drink of Water said...
Now thats one black cat I wouldn't want to cross. How ya doing by the way?
Monday, August 28, 2006 10:01:00 PM
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What a beauty! Wouldn't mind that living with me and looking after my house...that would give my neighbours' bully of a Tom cat a run for his money!
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26 August 2006
Rasputin se moer
This is Rasputin.
Me with my newborn, spawn, Vida.
Vida looking at us saying ....
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Lisa W. said...
What a beautiful child...love the blonde curls!
Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:03:00 AM
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Velociman said...
Proof positive! It's the eyes, man.
Sunday, August 27, 2006 8:43:00 PM
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GUYK said...
I got an ex-son-in-law that looks about like that..worthless sumbitch..but you do have good lookin kids..must take after their Momma
Sunday, August 27, 2006 9:37:00 PM
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KeesKennis said...
Ta to allL: She is lovely isn't she.V: It comes with the brains and the power.G: Jealous?, she could do worse than taking after her momma.
Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:08:00 PM
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Anonymous said...
... I didn't know that you were related to Marty Feldman... cool!...
Eric
Monday, August 28, 2006 8:38:00 PM
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Libby said...
What a cutie. And there is something haunting about the family eyes...
Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:57:00 AM
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GUYK said...
naa, I'm not jealous. My beard was that black and I had hair when I was that age. I just rubbed all the hair off on the headboard of the bed and my beard turned grey
Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:08:00 AM
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I got an ex-son-in-law that looks about like that..worthless sumbitch..but you do have good lookin kids..must take after their Momma
Ta to all
L: She is lovely isn't she.
V: It comes with the brains and the power.
G: Jealous?, she could do worse than taking after her momma.
L: She is lovely isn't she.
V: It comes with the brains and the power.
G: Jealous?, she could do worse than taking after her momma.
... I didn't know that you were related to Marty Feldman... cool!...
Eric
Eric
# posted by 
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: Monday, August 28, 2006 8:38:00 PM
What a cutie. And there is something haunting about the family eyes...
# posted by : Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:57:00 AM
: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:57:00 AM
naa, I'm not jealous. My bead was that black and I had hair when I was that age. I just rubbed all the hair off on the headboard of the bed and my beard turned grey
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Slapgat Saterdag
"Slapgat" is almost, Lazy asshole, but it carries the inuendo that your character is not up to scratch.
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I realize this is off topic but was scrolling back to your mom pics and family pics. Whoo. Some fine posts.
I'm sorry about your mom. Lost mine 17 years ago. Dad 39 years ago. It never goes away.
You have an extremely eclectic site. This may take awhile.
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I'm sorry about your mom. Lost mine 17 years ago. Dad 39 years ago. It never goes away.
You have an extremely eclectic site. This may take awhile.
# posted by : Saturday, August 26, 2006 11:00:00 PM
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Armour - or what?
Eric after eating Domino chicken.
My second post with Eric in mind
This time you don't have to scroll down.
I am under no illusion that he must run away, but maybe a little cammo will save us both some embarrassment - No?
Enjoy the posed pic.
25 August 2006
Transparency - from the off field
WTF does it help if Eric sends me this:
Scroll down to Cosmetics
And it is not public.
It is public now.
The sorry story:
My queer friend Wessel asked me to be his bodyguard when he visited a new nightclub.
I also had other queer friends, one liked to eat underboiled grasshoppers.
Wessel was queer because he wanted to stuff men, and as that was not the norm at that time and he called himself queer.
As I had no problem with him wanting to stuff other men I agreed to escort him to this new club and agreed to stop men from stuffing him, if he didn't want them to.
These queer club members were awfully aware of senses.
After I felled the first guy, that kissed me, with an elbow to his teeth, they all realised that I was, in their lingo, a babymaker.
We realy had fun finding the teeth, that was scattered all over the floor.
While we were hunting for teeth, on our hands and knees, I met a female escort of one of the other male queers.
Now that we have met Suzen, we can continue. (Names changed to protect the innocent)
With Suzen and me both having a background of queerness, we clicked.
We had sex on any notion that nobody had done so before.
On park benches.
In trains.
On planes. (I only said that because it rhymes)
In Taxis (It cost her/and me a fair number of bucks)
On the back lawn of her and my parents house.
In the movies.
In queer clubs, with our charges finding new experiences on the dance floor or the toilets.
The background has now been established so we continue with the story.
We did not love each other, we did not even like each other.
She was hard to come, I was good at making it happen.
I on the other hand was not good at making my age group accept my do it or effoff position (watch them youngsters)
We rocked.
The story continues.
The mayor of Verwoerdburg (Verwoerd = the founding father of Apartheid) sent a invitation to a mayoral ball to her parents, which she intercepted.
I made sure that the same invitation did not reach my parents.
Wessel from earlier in the story was involved.
Wessel by the way was built like a greek god, but walked funny.
He played the piano like a god, greek or otherwise.
By the time the speeches were finished, I was made up like a harlot and proposing to the mayor's aides, and with Suzen (made up to look like a masculine Kerry) and with Wessel in the background (looking like a daffy duck but with his muscles and genitals showing) they ran as hard as they could.
Once we chased all the queer people (those that believed they had god's handle on sex) away, we had a mayoral ball.
The police that was sent to clear us out (according to the capitan) was all cleared away by our own force of drink, sex, f*ck me, or all three.
Those that were not convinced was "klapped" hard by me or some very big queers.
I must add here that the queer's that did the "klapping" could have been male or female.
Am I queer or normal?
That was some party!!!
Real men can effin do what they like.
All this to tell the Straight White G** that I like my praises sung more publicly, please.
anonymous said...
erica said... 
erin o'brien said... keeskennis said...
Scroll down to Cosmetics
... your answer is definitely the best....
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To: eric@straightwhiteguy.com
Subject: [Straight White Guy] New Comment Posted to 'Cosmetics...'
A new comment has been posted on your blog Straight White Guy, on entry
#193874 (Cosmetics...).
URL: http://keeskennis.blogspot.com
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If they go further than lipstick, mascara and base I would suggest it
to be
not good.
If you are invited to go out, all made up, you could politely decline.
Rember to shave first.
"not that it's happened to me or anything..."
Real men can effin do what they like.
That was some party!!!
And it is not public.
It is public now.
The sorry story:
My queer friend Wessel asked me to be his bodyguard when he visited a new nightclub.
I also had other queer friends, one liked to eat underboiled grasshoppers.
Wessel was queer because he wanted to stuff men, and as that was not the norm at that time and he called himself queer.
As I had no problem with him wanting to stuff other men I agreed to escort him to this new club and agreed to stop men from stuffing him, if he didn't want them to.
These queer club members were awfully aware of senses.
After I felled the first guy, that kissed me, with an elbow to his teeth, they all realised that I was, in their lingo, a babymaker.
We realy had fun finding the teeth, that was scattered all over the floor.
While we were hunting for teeth, on our hands and knees, I met a female escort of one of the other male queers.
Now that we have met Suzen, we can continue. (Names changed to protect the innocent)
With Suzen and me both having a background of queerness, we clicked.
We had sex on any notion that nobody had done so before.
On park benches.
In trains.
On planes. (I only said that because it rhymes)
In Taxis (It cost her/and me a fair number of bucks)
On the back lawn of her and my parents house.
In the movies.
In queer clubs, with our charges finding new experiences on the dance floor or the toilets.
The background has now been established so we continue with the story.
We did not love each other, we did not even like each other.
She was hard to come, I was good at making it happen.
I on the other hand was not good at making my age group accept my do it or effoff position (watch them youngsters)
We rocked.
The story continues.
The mayor of Verwoerdburg (Verwoerd = the founding father of Apartheid) sent a invitation to a mayoral ball to her parents, which she intercepted.
I made sure that the same invitation did not reach my parents.
Wessel from earlier in the story was involved.
Wessel by the way was built like a greek god, but walked funny.
He played the piano like a god, greek or otherwise.
By the time the speeches were finished, I was made up like a harlot and proposing to the mayor's aides, and with Suzen (made up to look like a masculine Kerry) and with Wessel in the background (looking like a daffy duck but with his muscles and genitals showing) they ran as hard as they could.
Once we chased all the queer people (those that believed they had god's handle on sex) away, we had a mayoral ball.
The police that was sent to clear us out (according to the capitan) was all cleared away by our own force of drink, sex, f*ck me, or all three.
Those that were not convinced was "klapped" hard by me or some very big queers.
I must add here that the queer's that did the "klapping" could have been male or female.
Am I queer or normal?
That was some party!!!
Real men can effin do what they like.
All this to tell the Straight White G** that I like my praises sung more publicly, please.
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anonymous said...... oversight corrected... terribly sorry, sir...
best,
Eric
erica said...Well, you do have a small, upsidedown purple triangle in your sidebar, so I reckon the question remains up in the air.
erin o'brien said...Gee. I'll bet you looked real pretty.
keeskennis said...Eric, thank you.
Erica are you sugesting a triangle thingy, I dont understand.
LOL
Erin, you bet I did.
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... oversight corrected... terribly sorry, sir...
best,
Eric
best,
Eric
# posted by : Monday, August 28, 2006 11:43:00 PM
: Monday, August 28, 2006 11:43:00 PM
Well, you do have a small, upsidedown purple triangle in your sidebar, so I reckon the question remains up in the air.
# posted by : Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:55:00 AM
: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:55:00 AM
Eric, thank you.
Erica are you sugesting a triangle thingy, I dont understand.
LOL
Erin, you bet I did.
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Erica are you sugesting a triangle thingy, I dont understand.
LOL
Erin, you bet I did.
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KeesKennis and environs - Not blogger
I often recieve comments on my email 48 hours after they were posted.
And then they show up on Haloscan a day after.
If sound retarted, I am, but not on reply times, OK.
This is the Africa lag, at least that is my excuse.
All of us have to stand in line to get anywhere.
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And then they show up on Haloscan a day after.
If sound retarted, I am, but not on reply times, OK.
This is the Africa lag, at least that is my excuse.
All of us have to stand in line to get anywhere.
Wide Load
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Kees that woman was bigger than that. I told sweetthing I was gonna ask her if she had any free tickets to the carnival side shows but sweetthing wouldn't let me.
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24 August 2006
Touring on the cheap
Me and Esta on a tour thru SA.
We did 3800 km on this trip.
The bike is a Kawa 400 ES (electric start)
I welded together the Sissy rest and carrier.
Esta read with her book against my back while we were traveling.
I think this photo was taken in Kempton Park.
This picture most probably captures 95% of our wordly belongings.
I doubt whether either of us had a bank account.
Our collective wallets would not have held more than 100 dollars.
The bike is covered in a golden goo that was supposed to stop rust.
I did that goo bit so that I didn't have to wash the damn thing, so it got washed when it rained.
We had wonderful times.
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I never saw a Kawa unless you mean that Rice burner kawasaki or whatever. I had a Commie bike one time..A Jawa 350 twin two cycle. It would scream but had a wet clutch and took too damn much to maintain
My favourite was my 750 twin Kawa... may not have had the speed of the fours but it could do 140 uphill! Used to catch up with all my mates in the passes... Then I had a 900 as well... what a pig!
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A chalenge
I gave my brother Carel the keys to this site.
His intelect is high.
His vocab is extreme.
His intensity is radical.
The likelyhood that he will create an entity as requested and post is slim.
He is the father of Reuben, that played the recorder so beautifully.
So hence we have some pressure.
Cute is'nt he?
23 August 2006
My first blogmeet
Melissa was there from Wilderness Girls with the Cat's Mother showing her latest dental work in the foreground.
(Shit, that is going to hurt)
That promted Melissa to torture Princess to show me her dental bits.
I concur, they do not come cheaply.
(Shit, that is going to hurt more)
Vida and the soon to be booted boyfriend and Ondria from Ondria@Ease and the Cat's Mother was also present.
Ondria at Ease, not so. The Cat's Mother relaxing.
I was there showing off my dental bits.
It looks like the boykie might just survive. Ondria aproves of what he says. Vida is slow clapping and the Cat's mother is encouraging her.
(Shit, that is going to hurt even more)
Blogger has stopped any upload of pictures at this stage.
But then we pour another drink, kiss the cat's and look in on the sleeping Cat's Mother.
Blogger is still not loading, I pay shit and can complain shit.
See next post for more.
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Hey Kees. I've been working and haven't made the rounds in a while. Nice pix in the last few posts. You have a lovely family and the blogmeet looks grand.
# posted by : Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:26:00 AM
: Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:26:00 AM
Oh Happy pics!!!! SO glad my dental bits were not displayed! The laughter and hugs were great from you Kees!
damn man, have you no shame? Where is your hat?
Looks to me like there must be a lot of old grey bearded fucks in the blog world, huh? you ought to see tha catfish..tha man has a beard like Santa Claus
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Looks to me like there must be a lot of old grey bearded fucks in the blog world, huh? you ought to see tha catfish..tha man has a beard like Santa Claus
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Thank you all
Back Row:
Lana, the sister older than me
Buzz, Lana's husband
Your's truly
Carel, my younger brother
Kid's standing:
Tertia my kid sister
Hennie-Boshoff, my kid brother
Sitting:
Peter, Gerda's husband
Gerda, my oldest sibling
I know they join me in thanking everybody that thought about our mother.
Thank you all.
I do not know the date of this photo.
So for you to date it here is a pic of Peter now.
No photoshop, he posted it himself on his blog
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Thanks for the pictures. I like that one shot of you with all the hair and the beard. Looks like you might have just come in from the bush
Yes Guyk
There is an old saying that goes like this.
"They can take Keesie out of the bush, they will never succeed in taking the bush out of Keesie"
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There is an old saying that goes like this.
"They can take Keesie out of the bush, they will never succeed in taking the bush out of Keesie"
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Genetics again
Hendrik my cousin
Tina, Hendrik's mother: Chrisjan, Tina's future husband and thus the father of Hendrik: Susan, my mother: Boshoff, Susan's future husband and thus my father.
I know it sounds like a redneck's nightmare but that is life.
The old picture was taken in Stellenbosch where Tina and Susan studied Social Work.
Tina and Boshoff is brother and sister, that makes Hendrik my cousin.
Tina and my mother became friends at university and my mom visited her at her home where my mother met my father.
In case the photos that you see does not reflect the fact that Hendrik and Chrisjan looks like peas in a pod, I appolgise, but that is the essence of the post.
Get better equipment, OK.
Genetics continued
Esta and Vida.
Vida and yours truly, many moons ago.
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Hey Papa - That really is a trip down memory lane - Styling hairdo its one of my favourites. Love Vida
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Genetics 101
A trip like the one I have just undertaken is also a trip down memory lane.
Vida my daughter this last weekend.
Esta my late wife and mother of Vida at the age of 16.
Vida my daughter this last weekend.
Esta my late wife and mother of Vida at the age of 16.
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Wow! You are so lucky to have such beautiful women in your life Kees. They are beautiful inside & out.
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21 August 2006
Amazing grace
Reuben played Amazing grace on his recorder.
That started my tears.
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Just from your blog and the posting of pic's this week, we can all see what a beautiful legacy your Mother left behind...strong family values, joy of life, adventure, song, and laughter, and ...just beautiful.
# posted by : Monday, August 21, 2006 4:59:00 PM
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I hope Ruben listens to the flute music of the Mayan, and of the Native Americans, too. It is a universal sound, associated with great spirituality.
What a lovely family.
What a lovely family.
.. the little man is focused..... I am sure that your Mother enjoyed his playing...
Eric
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# posted by : Wednesday, August 23, 2006 3:18:00 PM
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My mother loved flowers
My brothers and sisters did an amazing job in aranging this beautiful display.
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Beautifully arranged. Flowers....."the hieroglyphics of angels, loved by all men for the beauty of the character, though few can decypher even fragments of their meaning".
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