27 September 2009
In Unrelated news
He is still dead
There's tools ....
And the there is tools....
And it hurts
BHO vs Sarah Palin
One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.
The other kills her own food.
25 September 2009
A Mental block
keeps on sending me pictures of young girls. Or maybe she just's posts them, I am very comfused.
What must I do?
P Shop them or what?
Just point out to the succubi that Heaven is actually hotter than Hell.
Proof: Hell has lakes of molten sulphur, so that tells us that it is cooler than the boiling point of sulphur.
Heaven is bright 'as seven times the light of seven days' (quoting the bible, there). Black-Body radiation thus tells us the temperature is the fourth root of (7*7) times a daily temp (e.g. 30+273=303 Kelvin), i.e. over 800 K which is quite a bit hotter
I ask you Dr Stu
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Please use Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
My own answer is thus:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by a dour PHD student during my freshman year, that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with him last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, That the dour PHD student kept shouting "Oh my God."
All I can say that if we were to have a quadratic tussle with Stu, Witch, Lisa and Dru is that Stu better take his heart tablets beforehand.
24 September 2009
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
This is just to show that you are still looking at keeskennis but that I do do PSA now and again.
Looka at dis:
Very secret email/correspondence (captured by O'keefe) GR:
"No, the one with Joe the VP, is not OK, he is far to Heh in any case."
Iowahawk: "How about this one with Palin?"
And can ACORN
tell us how the sales of the 13 year old tushes are progressing?
REGARDING THAT FIRST PHOTO
Maybe Dead Dog
can supply us with some detail and explanation of the tats. (With friends like this ......
Maybe The Witch
can tell us about something we can wear or rub on ourselves to save us from that.
Maybe the Jews
have a special prayer or a fast or a special dish that will safeguard us from that
Or maybe we just have to be grownup in this fuckuped world. (ed- spelling for check for a , complete fuck up, in the past tense - please)
Maybe, but I will rather die.
BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE.
can come and sing us a song.
With Fed Ex
Take it slow
Do not grow
It would show
All in the know
That the deer
Have no fear
It's perfectly clear
That any deer
Should stay near
And should not fear
Any of Rex's gear
That is clear
For all deer to hear
I'm guessing that the woman with the tats was one of the peeps at Woodstock who took the brown acid.
"I'm guessing that the woman with the tats was one of the peeps at Woodstock who took the brown acid."
And took it twice...
Sorry, the Jews can't help you with this one. We're not big into tattoos, but our prohibitions against defacing one's body only apply to us - we don't tell other folks what to do.
My suggestion: Close eyes, turn in the opposite direction, open eyes, and then run like hell.
thank you, you old crooner
23 September 2009
Click on pic to make big
Are those moons which I see in the embiggened photo?
Aktoaly I thort dey were dirts on my screen, but u might be raait.
Stu, I haven,t got the slightest clue. I just like the picture.
Click at the link embedded in the title, it is worth it.
18 September 2009
of course i can write
Over at Beer Cramp Log KeesKennis said...
You blinkin' dawwwg, so you think you write better-rrrr than me, a baboon? But I tell you your human is more stupider-rrr and clever than you and me together!You think those hogs'es and deers'es are mentally stunted but they are more clever'rrr than you, me and your human 2gether. I am the baboon owned by seven cats and the Cat's Mother.By the way, how do you handle the keyboard? Here, doggie, good, Camo, bye for now.
And forever baboons will gloat over dogs.
My littlest Pumkin's House
There is a zit
To see the future?
This young couple have slaved many hours and days and years to achieve this.
let us all say "Well done"
The Cat's Mother says :Congratulations. I am so proud of you. It's beautiful! happy home. Lot's of LOVE.
If I failed to disgust or ignore or belittle anybody, please let me know, and I will rectify that, p
... that is indeed one helluva house...... beautiful.....
Vida en Pierre - julle huis is ongelooflik mooi! Baie geluk en hoop julle sal lekker bly, party hou en baie kinders daar grootmaak.
PS: Wanneer is die house warming?
You have a fantastic new house! Many years of happiness to you there...
Just stunning! I'm very happy for them!
Dankie oompie en die kat-ma. onthou net ek sou dit nooit kon gemaak het sonder my pragtige vrou, VIDA.
JY MOET EERS TROU BOETIE, VOOR JY KAN "VROU"
LIEFDE AAN JOU EN VIDA
Guide lines or Guidelines
All my female sibblings and now their kids have allways wanted to be slim and hot very hot.
I will admit that there have been ones that "wanted to be fast and hot very hot, and fast"
I will admit again that there have been ones that "wanted to be clever and hot very hot, and clever"
None of them have ever wanted to be like Hilary (Yhe mountain Climber) Clinton.
They are not born Dumb.
How the fuck did this woman get to be a Foreign Minister in any country outside Burma?
She would have been a shoe in in SA, but she is white.
YOU GET WHAT YOU VOTE FOR
16 September 2009
The written word
The word on paper is not my strong point. (ed-Understatement of the decade)
Action and the spoken word - Yeah
I negotiate serious contracts with seriously educated and experienced people and I am very successfull. They write lots and lots of words of specification and standards and quality control and enviroment etc. and I tell them to write one or two riders (which they agree too) and we have a contract that works, and my company makes money.
So I earn a lot of money in USD cos I work in Africa.
I wish I could write like I can talk.
Then I would tell you that the USA is now fucking with my retirement as they are letting the USD go to shit.
Or you could email Eric
and and ask him for my phone number, I could posiibly if you are not lazy find you a job around here. Not that Eric knows much about jobs, but he has my number.
... Brotherman, trust me..... if you think it hurts in Africa, you should come over HERE and see how bad the suckage is!....
I thought in SA you guys got RANDy (pay)
So you S W Guy's better vote Him out, or sort of out, in 2010.
I personally have never been unemployed in my entire life, so as I can sympathize, I cannot completely unnerstan
A while ago I sold USD and bought EURO's and I am now selling the euros to get Randy's, and I am getting a lot, that does not suck.
12 September 2009
I Wish I knew I rote dis
Check out my alleged comments and fess up that you did dat, you good writer you.
The second comment sounds like it could come from me, the first NEVAR
Posted by Michael in News.
In my view, Sarah is intolerable to many because she has radically upended the definition of “feminism” in a way that appeals to many ordinary working women and mothers (like Mrs. Michael), but disempowers many others who, heretofore, have blithely presumed to speak for women.
Left-wing feminists have a hard time dealing with strong, successful conservative women in politics such as Margaret Thatcher. Sarah Palin seems to have truly unhinged more than a few, eliciting a stream of vicious, often misogynist invective.
On Salon.com last week, Cintra Wilson branded her a “Christian Stepford Wife” and a “Republican blow-up doll.” Wendy Doniger, religion professor at the University of Chicago Divinity School, added on the Washington Post blog, “Her greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman.” [Emphasis supplied.]
That right there is the problem. Never mind that millions of guys like me think she is a MILF. Never mind that she has deployed her feminine wiles to become an undeniably skilled veteran of hardball politics. Never mind her obvious commitment to her family, and her role as a mother. She can’t be a realwoman if she does not conform to the political orthodoxy of the feminist establishment. She repudiates their values, and they repudiate her uterus.
You’d think that, whether or not they agree with her politics, feminists would at least applaud Mrs. Palin as a living example of one of their core principles: a woman’s right to have a career and a family. Yet some feminists unabashedly suggest that her decision to seek the vice presidency makes her a bad and selfish mother. Others argue that she is bad for working mothers because she’s just too good at having it all.
In the Boston Globe on Friday, columnist Ellen Goodman frets that Mrs. Palin is a “supermom” whose supporters “think a woman can have it all as long as she can do it all . . . by herself.” In fact, Sarah Palin is doing it with the help of her husband Todd, who is currently on leave from his job as an oil worker. But Ms. Goodman’s problem is that “she doesn’t need anything from anyone outside the family. She isn’t lobbying for, say, maternity leave, equal pay, or universal pre-K.”
Read the rest at WSJ.com