He is still dead
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9/27/2009 08:46:00 PM
And the there is tools....
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/27/2009 08:38:00 PM
And it hurts
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/27/2009 08:32:00 PM
One is a well turned-out, good-looking, and let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy.
The other kills her own food.
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/27/2009 12:50:00 AM
Maeve keeps on sending me pictures of young girls. Or maybe she just's posts them, I am very comfused.
What must I do?
P Shop them or what?
Plse advise.
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Just point out to the succubi that Heaven is actually hotter than Hell.
Proof: Hell has lakes of molten sulphur, so that tells us that it is cooler than the boiling point of sulphur.
Heaven is bright 'as seven times the light of seven days' (quoting the bible, there). Black-Body radiation thus tells us the temperature is the fourth root of (7*7) times a daily temp (e.g. 30+273=303 Kelvin), i.e. over 800 K which is quite a bit hotter 
Ole Phat Stu | Homepage | 09.26.09 - 8:54 pm | #
I ask you Dr Stu
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Please use Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
My own answer is thus:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by a dour PHD student during my freshman year, that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with him last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, That the dour PHD student kept shouting "Oh my God."
Maeve the Witch | Homepage | 09.26.09 - 10:44 pm | #
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 All I can say that if we were to have a quadratic tussle with Stu, Witch, Lisa and Dru is that Stu better take his heart tablets beforehand.
keeskennis | Homepage | 09.26.09 - 11:01 pm | #
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# posted by KeesKennis @
9/25/2009 10:58:00 PM
This is just to show that you are still looking at keeskennis but that I do do PSA now and again.
Looka at dis:
Very secret email/correspondence (captured by O'keefe) GR: "No, the one with Joe the VP, is not OK, he is far to Heh in any case."
Iowahawk: "How about this one with Palin?"
Iwa
Ihwa
Iwah
Ihwah
And can
ACORN tell us how the sales of the 13 year old tushes are progressing?
REGARDING THAT FIRST PHOTO
Maybe
Dead Dog can supply us with some detail and explanation of the tats. (With friends like this .
.....)
Maybe
The Witch can tell us about something we can wear or rub on ourselves to save us from that.
Maybe the
Jews have a special prayer or a fast or a special dish that will safeguard us from that
Or maybe we just have to be grownup in this fuckuped world. (ed- spelling for check for a , complete fuck up, in the past tense - please)
Maybe, but I will rather die.
BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE.
The
Editor can come and sing us a song.
Deer Rex
With Fed Ex
Take it slow
Do not grow
To much
As such
It would show
All in the know
That the deer
Have no fear
Of Rex
Or Sex
(Chorus)
It's perfectly clear
That any deer
Should stay near
And should not fear
Any of Rex's gear
That is clear
For all deer to hear
REPEAT ENDLESSLY
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I'm guessing that the woman with the tats was one of the peeps at Woodstock who took the brown acid.
Jim - PRS | Homepage | 09.25.09 - 10:37 am | #
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 "I'm guessing that the woman with the tats was one of the peeps at Woodstock who took the brown acid."
And took it twice...
BobG | Homepage | 09.25.09 - 5:20 pm | #
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 Sorry, the Jews can't help you with this one. We're not big into tattoos, but our prohibitions against defacing one's body only apply to us - we don't tell other folks what to do.
My suggestion: Close eyes, turn in the opposite direction, open eyes, and then run like hell.
Elisson | Homepage | 09.25.09 - 6:39 pm | #
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 thank you, you old crooner
Rex | Homepage | 09.25.09 - 6:56 pm | #
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# posted by KeesKennis @
9/24/2009 10:30:00 PM
Unreal.
Click on pic to make big
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Are those moons which I see in the embiggened photo?
Ole Phat Stu | Homepage | 09.24.09 - 11:07 am | #
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Aktoaly I thort dey were dirts on my screen, but u might be raait. **********
Stu, I haven,t got the slightest clue. I just like the picture.
Click at the link embedded in the title, it is worth it.
keeskennis | Homepage | 09.24.09 - 10:17 pm | # |
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/23/2009 02:12:00 PM
Over at Beer Cramp Log KeesKennis said...You blinkin' dawwwg, so you think you write better-rrrr than me, a baboon? But I tell you your human is more stupider-rrr and clever than you and me together!You think those hogs'es and deers'es are mentally stunted but they are more clever'rrr than you, me and your human 2gether. I am the baboon owned by seven cats and the Cat's Mother.By the way, how do you handle the keyboard? Here, doggie, good, Camo, bye for now.
And forever baboons will gloat over dogs.
Sela.
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/18/2009 11:08:00 PM
Stunning
Well designed
There is a zit
a ZIT?
Nevah
Thank god
To see the future?
This young couple have slaved many hours and days and years to achieve this.
let us all say "Well done"
The Cat's Mother says :Congratulations. I am so proud of you. It's beautiful! happy home. Lot's of LOVE.
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If I failed to disgust or ignore or belittle anybody, please let me know, and I will rectify that, p |
 ... that is indeed one helluva house...... beautiful.....
Eric | Homepage | 09.19.09 - 12:24 am | #
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 Vida en Pierre - julle huis is ongelooflik mooi! Baie geluk en hoop julle sal lekker bly, party hou en baie kinders daar grootmaak.
PS: Wanneer is die house warming?
June | 09.19.09 - 2:14 am | #
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 You have a fantastic new house! Many years of happiness to you there...
CDGardens | Homepage | 09.22.09 - 8:54 pm | #
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 Just stunning! I'm very happy for them!
Maeve | Homepage | 09.24.09 - 6:56 am | #
Dankie oompie en die kat-ma. onthou net ek sou dit nooit kon gemaak het sonder my pragtige vrou, VIDA. Liefde Pierre
Pierre | 09.25.09 - 1:46 pm | #
KK JY MOET EERS TROU BOETIE, VOOR JY KAN "VROU" LIEFDE AAN JOU EN VIDA
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# posted by KeesKennis @
9/18/2009 09:33:00 PM
All my female sibblings and now their kids have allways wanted to be slim and hot very hot.
I will admit that there have been ones that "wanted to be fast and hot very hot, and fast"
I will admit again that there have been ones that "wanted to be clever and hot very hot, and clever"
None of them have ever wanted to be like Hilary (Yhe mountain Climber) Clinton.
They are not born Dumb.
How the fuck did this woman get to be a Foreign Minister in any country outside Burma?
She would have been a shoe in in SA, but she is white.
YOU GET WHAT YOU VOTE FOR
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/18/2009 09:05:00 PM
The word on paper is not my strong point. (ed-Understatement of the decade)
Action and the spoken word - Yeah
I negotiate serious contracts with seriously educated and experienced people and I am very successfull. They write lots and lots of words of specification and standards and quality control and enviroment etc. and I tell them to write one or two riders (which they agree too) and we have a contract that works, and my company makes money.
So I earn a lot of money in USD cos I work in Africa.
I wish I could write like I can talk.
Then I would tell you that the USA is now fucking with my retirement as they are letting the USD go to shit.
Or you could email
Eric and and ask him for my phone number, I could posiibly if you are not lazy find you a job around here. Not that Eric knows much about jobs, but he has my number.
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... Brotherman, trust me..... if you think it hurts in Africa, you should come over HERE and see how bad the suckage is!....
Eric | Homepage | 09.17.09 - 4:05 pm | #
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 I thought in SA you guys got RANDy (pay)
Ole Phat Stu | Homepage | 09.17.09 - 8:10 pm | #
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Eric
So you S W Guy's better vote Him out, or sort of out, in 2010.
I personally have never been unemployed in my entire life, so as I can sympathize, I cannot completely unnerstan
Stu
A while ago I sold USD and bought EURO's and I am now selling the euros to get Randy's, and I am getting a lot, that does not suck.
keeskennis | Homepage | 09.17.09 - 9:10 pm | # |
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/16/2009 10:42:00 PM
Check out my alleged comments and fess up that you did dat, you good writer you.
The second comment sounds like it could come from me, the first NEVAR
Posted by Michael in News.
trackbackIn my view, Sarah is intolerable to many because she has radically upended the definition of “feminism” in a way that appeals to many ordinary working women and mothers (like Mrs. Michael), but disempowers many others who, heretofore, have blithely presumed to speak for women.
Left-wing feminists have a hard time dealing with strong, successful conservative women in politics such as Margaret Thatcher. Sarah Palin seems to have truly unhinged more than a few, eliciting a stream of vicious, often misogynist invective.
On Salon.com last week, Cintra Wilson branded her a “Christian Stepford Wife” and a “Republican blow-up doll.” Wendy Doniger, religion professor at the University of Chicago Divinity School, added on the Washington Post blog, “Her greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman.” [Emphasis supplied.]
That right there is the problem. Never mind that millions of guys like me think she is a MILF. Never mind that she has deployed her feminine wiles to become an undeniably skilled veteran of hardball politics. Never mind her obvious commitment to her family, and her role as a mother. She can’t be a realwoman if she does not conform to the political orthodoxy of the feminist establishment. She repudiates their values, and they repudiate her uterus.
You’d think that, whether or not they agree with her politics, feminists would at least applaud Mrs. Palin as a living example of one of their core principles: a woman’s right to have a career and a family. Yet some feminists unabashedly suggest that her decision to seek the vice presidency makes her a bad and selfish mother. Others argue that she is bad for working mothers because she’s just too good at having it all.
In the Boston Globe on Friday, columnist Ellen Goodman frets that Mrs. Palin is a “supermom” whose supporters “think a woman can have it all as long as she can do it all . . . by herself.” In fact, Sarah Palin is doing it with the help of her husband Todd, who is currently on leave from his job as an oil worker. But Ms. Goodman’s problem is that “she doesn’t need anything from anyone outside the family. She isn’t lobbying for, say, maternity leave, equal pay, or universal pre-K.”
Read the rest at WSJ.com
# posted by KeesKennis @
9/12/2009 08:14:00 PM
This is just to show that you are still looking at keeskennis but that I do do PSA now and again.
Very secret email/correspondence (captured by O'keefe) 
Unreal.
KeesKennis said...
I love her voice. I love how she drops “g”s as easily as she drops moose at 100 yards.
My husband is going to be pissed when he finds out I’m not a real woman.
Michael, what happened to the blogroll?
The real reason they fear and loathe her? Real women identify with her, and want to emulate her.
I think both sides, McCain to a lesser extent perhaps, but some, underestimated the cultural phenomenon that Palin has become.
Which is why the attacks are going to increase. If Obama can keep his mouth shut about it, it will help him. If he keeps getting pissy and keeps talking about her, it continues to diminish him.
It has sure made the race here in Michigan more interesting. Even with the Kwame mess, Palin is all the Dems talk about. The radicals are already promising riots if we “steal” the election from Obama.
#3 Brew, there’s a WP forum on this. It’s some kind of caching issue that’s affecting a limited number of WP sites. Apparently WP can fix it pretty easily. I’ve put in a trouble ticket for IB.
I’m not the one who can fix it, I think it was Xbrad who knows the mechanics of it.
You either have no kids, no clue, or none of the above. Believe it or not, kids will venture beyond what we as parents teach them.
Left wingers never fail to humor and amaze me. But you are fun to watch and try and make sense of. It’s sort of like going to the zoo, minus the intelligent primates.Sarah palin might be a woman that you would not like to associate with.
I grant you that.
But.
There allways is a BUT.
My lib readers Libby, Stu, Dof and others are required to leave the party now, or give a powerfull rebuttal.
This moose shooting woman has entered my life as you guessed it ” a Moose Shooting Woman” (for president in 2012)
Fuck, I am not even voting in this contest.
I woke up yesterday and by the time I was awake for 11 minutes I felt like I had been punched in the gut several times after reading on several conservative blogs how Sarah Palin, McCain’s VP pick, is such a great feminist role model. After doing some research on this woman whom I’ve never even heard of before it became abundantly clear–Not only is Sarah Palin not a feminist, she is as anti-woman as Bush and McCain combined. That is the reason why McCain picked her; not because she is a woman and he wanted to be underhanded (which he totally did,) but because she’s a Republican, conservative man who just happens to be in a woman’s body.
If I punched you in the gut you silly cow you would not have lived.
Not that I would evah punch a woman.
Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old, unmarried daughter of Sarah Palin, is pregnant. Although she plans to keep the baby and marry the father, her immoral shortcoming is still clear for the nation (and world) to see. Is it possible that her very busy, avowedly-feminist mother, the governor of Alaska and presumptive Republican vice-presidential candidate, could have made a moral difference, had she been more available for her daughter?
With this in mind, it is sobering that, among the thousands of conservative pundits praising John McCain’s selection of Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate, no one is asking a very important question: Does America really need a feminist in the White House?
Whoever you are or were, you are a stupid cunt.
Feminist author Gloria Steinem, who calls the speech “down-home, divisive and deceptive,” shreds Sarah Palin’s record as governor and all but declares her unfit to serve as vice president. Yet Steinem doesn’t fault Palin as much as she does the man who picked her:
The culprit is John McCain. He may have chosen Palin out of change-envy, or a belief that women can’t tell the difference between form and content, but the main motive was to please right-wing ideologues; the same ones who nixed anyone who is now or ever has been a supporter of reproductive freedom.
Gloria come and suck my gardener’s dick, please, OK, not so.
When I saw that John McCain had picked Sarah Palin as his running mate this morning, I was on the elliptical trainer, and my rage propelled me to the most furious workout I’ve had in a while.
It’s always exciting to see women enter the political fray at higher levels. But a lot of feminists out there, are appalled by the cynicism and condescension inherent in this choice. It’s as though the McCain camp believes our irrational she-hormones will lead us, like sheep, to pull the lever for any candidate who looks like us–even if she has a strong record, as Palin does, of standingagainst women’s interests.
As Vanessa blogged last month, Bill Kristol was claiming McCain would pick Palin — and that would prove that Republicans are “much more open to strong women.” Frankly, that’s bullshit. Republicans are more open to a certain type of woman — one who is strongly against things like equal pay, universal health care, and reproductive freedom. In other words, the party is pro-woman-candidates, as long as they enact anti-woman policies.
ALL OF THE HATREDS ABOVE
I do love my freedoms and I do love my Pumkin who’m I have married.
Yet young (44) Sarah awakes in me a certain something.
It is almost as having Vman visit you as a woman .
Crazy shit.
In anticipation.
If you have a bigger Fanny/Dick than me, just say so and I F O, OK.
keeskennis, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Dave, did you actually read the whole thing? Dang.
There is good news.
Fuck, I am not even voting in this contest.
Crazy shit.
yep.
Little tip: Anti-psychotic meds? Every day, friend. Don’t be skippin’.
You have to take that stuff every day.
Welcome to Innocent Bystanders. Please swing by whenever you’re feeling lonely. We like you and accept you.
Wow! I await wickedpinto’s rebuttal…
Holy Shiite! That’s gonna be the end-all be-all of Thunderdome Matches! Wickedpinto vs. Keeskennis.
TWO MORONS ENTER! ONE MORON LEAVES!
TWO MORONS ENTER! ONE MORON LEAVES!
TWO MORONS ENTER! ONE MORON LEAVES!
Awww, I think y’all are being mean to WP. He’s at least a smidge more coherent than that (sometimes).
TWO MORONS ENTER! ONE MORON LEAVES!
Hmmmm….
I wonder if there’s a way to boost the efficiency there…
I just coughed up something that looks like it could live on its own, with no outside help, for a week or more.
I feel like crap.
If you have a bigger Fanny/Dick than me, just say so and I F O, OK.
Well, I know my dick is bigger than yours, and I strongly suspect my ass is bigger than yours just based on the fact that you mentioned being on an elliptical trainer. See, I’m kinda devoted to what people call a “sedentary lifestyle.” So, even if you have a pretty ample female ass, I’ll bet my male ass is bigger.
But you don’t have to F.O.
As Laura says, welcome to Innocent Bystanders. We’re not a very judgmental audience. Feel free to join us any time. Maybe take your meds first. And convert to Pure Lutheran Doctrine.
I feel like crap.
Aww, Dave feels like crap and is appealing to his intertube buddies for understanding and sympathy.
Dave, stop acting like a pussy. Man up and quit the whining. Sheesh.
I just coughed up something that looks like it could live on its own, with no outside help, for a week or more.
Ahh. Poor Sweet Dave! Sorry you feel bad, Puddin.
*looks over shoulder to see if Michael’s gettin’ jealous again*
Aw shucks, I’ll be all right. Thanks Cathy.
I’m not jealous. No sirree Bob. I just wish that Dave would stop acting like such a wuss. Does that man have no pride?
I just coughed up something that looks like it could live on its own, with no outside help, for a week or more.
Wrap it up in a blanket and feed it, see if you can keep it going. You can claim it as a dependent.
Sorry you don’t feel well Shmoopie.
I’m making a big pot of my Chicken-cardamom soup next weekend. If you’re still ill, I’ll pour some in an envelope and mail it to you.
Soup would be nice. Thank you very much.
Chicken Cardamom… sounds wonderful, Lauraw!
I just coughed up something that looks like it could live on its own, with no outside help, for a week or more.
I was going to ask you what color it was, Dave, but I didn’t want anyone to accuse me of being a racist.
I can’t deliver on that scale anymore. Most of my stories he been told, and I don’t get motivated like I used to.
Keens did done deliver.
I wonder if there’s a way to boost the efficiency there
Huh?! What?
Its not easy being green.
It’s interesting to debate whether or not Palin is a feminist (there are pro-life feminists in history, conveniently ignored). However, it’s ignorant to claim she is not a woman.
She is a woman. She’s also a successful woman. She went to school, got her degree, became governor, has a family, and didn’t take the life of her special-needs child. If she waved flags and cheered for stopping human heartbeats, you’d “grant” her back her womanhood? Who are you people?
Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old, unmarried daughter of Sarah Palin, is pregnant … her immoral shortcoming is still clear for the nation …. The governor of Alaska … could have made a moral difference, had she been more available for her daughter?
How is that fair? The abortion industry and its sexual revolutionaries insist that A) all minors should have sex often as a form of expression and speak candidly about the details, and B) parents have to butt out of minors’ lives from age 8 upward. How do those teachings jive with a left-wing person making snarky comments that her pregnancy was something her mother could have stopped? Our children hear from rich organizations about fisting, underage sex, and the importance of bucking parents’ rights to parent. Yet you think Palin should have (without, er, butting in, of course) put a stop to the very behavior supported by left-wing people, in order to spare her daughter the smirks that left-wing people reserve for pregnant girls?
There are right-wing crazy folk out there, no lie. But the left-wing mainstream people betray their ridiculousness every second.
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You need to hunt down that impostor who used your name and give him/her a good cock-slapping.
Michael | Homepage | 09.13.09 - 12:46 am | #