19 March 2010
Marissa and Adam
"Therefore, whether you can come or not, please send me the following:
- A photo of yourself and/or your family (motivation: if you don’t send one, we might just pick one from our photos through the years…)
- Relationship advice/philosophy, or an illustrative anecdote from your own marriage or relationship or wanna-have relationship. This can be anything from a one-line witticism to a the length of a “rangy, convoluted” Henry James sentence, the longest of which “would stretch around the base of a wine bottle 17 times.” (We are also open to a larger multiple of wine bottle circumventions should you really not want to put your expertise to waste!)"
01 March 2010
If you are getting "The Look" from the wife, you have already stepped in the shit...
I still wouldn't want to have to shoot one of these dudes with a sidearm. I've never shot a pistola while shitting and I hope to never have the opportunity.