16 May 2011
Cute - Sri Lankan - but still cute
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Stoopid, kant spel, kant reed, kan't raait
It works OK for me as I am fat
My h8 is more tham a K9 but less than a Feel9
Don't you feel violated by this shit?
I do.
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Stoopid, kant spel, kant reed, kan't raait
It works OK for me as I am fat
My h8 is more tham a K9 but less than a Feel9
Don't you feel violated by this shit?
I do.
14 May 2011
Old adage
"You can only get something clean by making something else dirty"
Well I have a clean mind, now.
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Well I have a clean mind, now.
Vaseline
Here, Mostly Cajun, looks at it as a date in history.
Cajun?, I am sure that is French or someting, anyhow we have more to explore.
Firstly Vaseline can be used as a sex aid, really?
Yes, older married couples rub it all over the doorknobs of their bedrooms so that the elder children (4 yrs or so) cannot open the door when they are skropping.
Secondly Vaseline is used when you have to fit something big into a small hole, like when you are overhauling your old 5 inch fucked up reel for a garage sale. You take out that spindle that rattles and jams and you coat it and the hole with Vaseline and you force it in. Magic, no rattles, no jams and you sell the POS for 80 dollars.
Thirdly, and I am proud to say that I have never done this, if you build or refurbish seagoing vessels you coat all mechanical equipment like winches and blocks with Vaseline, smooth man smooth is the name.
Fourthly, and now as this is a family blog and we cannot get into sexual innuendo, this gets complicated. Cajun did mention that it has "dielectric (electrically insulating) characteristics", this makes it a transmission fluid. I wonder if Og have noticed any Vaseline in the 5000 gearboxes that he have fitted?
Well tranny as you may we must get to the:
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Cajun?, I am sure that is French or someting, anyhow we have more to explore.
Firstly Vaseline can be used as a sex aid, really?
Yes, older married couples rub it all over the doorknobs of their bedrooms so that the elder children (4 yrs or so) cannot open the door when they are skropping.
Secondly Vaseline is used when you have to fit something big into a small hole, like when you are overhauling your old 5 inch fucked up reel for a garage sale. You take out that spindle that rattles and jams and you coat it and the hole with Vaseline and you force it in. Magic, no rattles, no jams and you sell the POS for 80 dollars.
Thirdly, and I am proud to say that I have never done this, if you build or refurbish seagoing vessels you coat all mechanical equipment like winches and blocks with Vaseline, smooth man smooth is the name.
Fourthly, and now as this is a family blog and we cannot get into sexual innuendo, this gets complicated. Cajun did mention that it has "dielectric (electrically insulating) characteristics", this makes it a transmission fluid. I wonder if Og have noticed any Vaseline in the 5000 gearboxes that he have fitted?
Well tranny as you may we must get to the:
Fifthly use of Vaseline that can be :
10 May 2011
In memoriam
Liksie died today after surgery.
We miss our querulous little cat.
We rejoice that she was with us for almost 13 years.
My heart is bleeding.
I will miss that sharp cat.
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I'm so sorry to hear this, Keesie. One of mine (he was mine when I was living with my parents) died a couple of weeks ago, after 15 wonderful years. My heart goes out to you, brother...deepest condolences...it is so sad.
I'm so sorry Keesie. It is never easy to lose a furry baby. :(
Much love you you & The Cat's Mother.
xoxoxoxoxo
Much love you you & The Cat's Mother.
xoxoxoxoxo
Thank You
Erica
Maeve
MC
I am in Ghana now but The Cat's Mother have fetched her body from the hospital and she is now buried at our home.
With new flowers growing.
How do you dis-remember 13 years?
Go Girl Go I miss you SO
Erica
Maeve
MC
I am in Ghana now but The Cat's Mother have fetched her body from the hospital and she is now buried at our home.
With new flowers growing.
How do you dis-remember 13 years?
Go Girl Go I miss you SO
Keesie, I just saw this. Been gonish. I am SO sorry. Our pusses are our loves. Liksies floating around sending you kisses. Our Merv is 3 1/2 now and I still remember the Lucky cat who died when he was 17.
Hugs.
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Hugs.
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08 May 2011
I this real?
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UBL jokes
And what do the Japanese think of the shooting of Usama Bin Laden?
I will have to drink to that:
Two shots and a splash of water.
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They think he lost face ;-)
I will have to drink to that:
Two shots and a splash of water.