KeesKennis: December 2010

29 December 2010

DADT - A MEME - TOUGH

Only the USA have {made a fuss of} a rule like this.

Soldiers the world wide have handled this like boys or girls would.

Ogle me all you like, touch me and your teeth falls to the ground.

You can not hide whether you are a queer, male, or female.

Gay people can be unhappy and not gay when they feel so.

With my downward vision at the moment restricted by my stomach I will only see the flaccid penis of the "man" one or 2 showers from me, so I would not be inclined to be touchy feely.

BUT AS THIS IS "KEESIE" We have to carry on

A MEME (as a form of defense)

YOU my dear BLOG ROLL have just changed SEX, not orientation, just sex.

Possible conversations. (KK talks first, as the opposite sex: And then the blogrollee has a word or two) [ They can improve on this in the comments]

To the dead:

Hi Robin, you are really scrawny with not much of an ass: That might be your opinion but I will still screw the ass of you and then fuck you while drinking.

Hi Banita, you talk tough but can you handle a thing like this: What? A small insignificant little piece of shit like that? I will suck that up and blow bubbles.

Hi Wistonia, I like you: Yeah stay clothed, OK. (sadly his site is no longer living)

To the almost dead or those presumed MIA.

Hi Kimber, you know you talk a lot but can you really suck: Man, you should see my CV.

Hi Doll-ImeanGuy, you know you smell less of fish than when I first met you: Yeah right, that is just charming.

And now to the LIVING AND complaining:

Hi Schlingly, does your hubby know that we are dating: Have I showed you my new B52 Tattoo

Hi Eric, I would like some photos of your pectoral muscles, please take of your shirt: Stand down and do twenty, you big shit.

Hi Erica, have you shown the Scot's Lass my up skirt photos of yourself: We will have to meet somewhere at dawn, or was that dusk?

Hi Mavin, you have got big pectoral muscles, you think you can (B)eat me while riding a horse?: Wait, you just stand around and I will make you piss Irish Coffee.

Hi Blobbie, you are so cute, please take a photo of me as I pose nude: OK, but can we do a video later?

Hi Jemima, you know I have been had by many lawyers, north and south, but the way that you PARK your WAY is very bestest: If you even come to NY, I will have you mortgaged.

Hi Jan, I do love a good party on a boat, but please stop carrying on more crates of beer, I am just a single female: WTF

Hi Alice, I like the fact that you have lost weight and that your colandish attitude have increased but I still think HWMBO, somehow rules: SureShit or whatish. (see my dictionary)

Hi Lu, (some names are hard to take tits off) I hear that you now bench press 220 kg of cocaine, you think you can have me have a snort: You sniffling bitch, you.

Hi Bobbie, all that salt from the Lake must have had an effect, are you an easy lay or not, cos despite airport searches I am packing a big gun: You better unload before you get here.

Hi Danielle, I have always loved me a girl in uniform and I will cook up some electric meals, not to talk of the high voltage afterwards: You are more than a hours drive away and BTW I love Mr Criss.

Hi Beck, can I please kiss something higher than your knees: Stand on a chair, shorty.

Hi Kimber, Can you train me like a dog, a Lab, and I will obey: You know fockall about dogs.

Hi Stuvinia, No we cannot rejoin the mile high club on your compulsory hours, last time was scary enough, I need to be booked into a hotel: I'm a retired socialist, who's paying?

Hi Regina, your obsession of pointing guns at me must stop, please use something more receivable: A bullet will cure that.

Hi Iglia, we must see more of each other: Watch the TV for my boobs.

Do you miss that I have missed writing you up as a queer or a faggot, then leave your comment.

Stru

Nevermaaind this is not an easy meme, the switching of orientation is queerly difficult, try it.

DO NOT ASK AND DO NOT TELL, we all know in any case even UPPER

Going abroad to Sweden is not the same as coming back a broad from Sweden.

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/29/2010 11:21:00 PM 9 comments

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Funnel your hormones this way, Keesette. But, ya gotta shave your legs-forget the earthdogs. And, I have a collah for ya with studs and squeakers.

# posted by

Froth : Thursday, December 30, 2010 3:38:00 AM

Oh yes, if I'm ever to be reincarnated, let it be as a biker babe in Sturgis ;-)

http://www.minitoons.de/images/6c3778f1b8a7c80ba8214421f26a0631.jpg

# posted by

Ole Phat Stu : Thursday, December 30, 2010 9:28:00 AM

Kees, you are always a pleasure and an amazement to visit. You manage to reach heights of oddness that I would have to drink a whole liter of Tequila to achieve.
I doff my hat to you.

# posted by

BobG : Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:04:00 PM

Keesie, you ain't been had until you've been had by a lawyer. Oooops, I seemed to have dropped the soap. Perhaps you could fetch it for me, dear fellow?

# posted by

Jim - PRS : Monday, January 03, 2011 1:06:00 AM

Could be that you're onto something. Oops, I meant "on something"

Anyoine that would try to imagine me as a woman needs a check-up from the neck-up

# posted by

og : Monday, January 03, 2011 3:53:00 AM

Hi Kimber, I tried to shave my legs and have so far ruined 7 of my wife's shavers

Hi Stuvinia, let us meet for a photo shoot

Hi Bobbie, Thank You, but I had far more than that.

Hi Jemima, you Lawyer You.

Hi Iglia, yes, I said it would be hard, but then my mind have been freerange for a long time. TRY HARDER

# posted by

KeesKennis : Monday, January 03, 2011 10:01:00 PM

Now that I'm sporting Lady-Parts, I can not only wear a colander, I can use one to drain pasta.

Also useful for catching the odd Kidney-Stone, if the mesh is fine enough.

# posted by

Elisson : Friday, January 07, 2011 1:17:00 AM

"TRY HARDER"

not hard for me at all. Trouble is the damage it would do. I'd prefer you to hold on to what little sanity you have left.

# posted by

og : Friday, January 07, 2011 4:01:00 AM

.... sister, you haven't SEEN handsome until you've seen me in a kilt..... real men look great in skirts....

Eric

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22 December 2010

P Shop or Not

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/22/2010 08:29:00 PM 1 comments

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Definitely photoshop. The kid on the back- no way they would have bought him shoes.

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og : Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:59:00 AM

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Churchy socialism

PREACHERS SALARY

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, 'Children are a gift from God,' he said.Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear raincoats.'

And the congregation said, 'Amen!!!!!!!!!! '

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20 December 2010

WikiLeaks

IF THE USA GOVERNMENT REALLY WANTS TO KEEP CLASSIFIED SECRETS, THEY SHOULD BE KEPT IN THE SAME PLACE THAT OBAMA'S COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS AND BIRTH CERTIFICATE ARE KEPT.

Tall Water was burgled

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/20/2010 02:44:00 AM 1 comments

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Yup! Right next to Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, and Diet Dr Pepper....

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Ralphd00d : Wednesday, December 22, 2010 5:28:00 PM

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Relative humidity

Discussed here and here about one creepy fuck that had sex over 3 years with his 24 year old daughter.

Moral and Legal questions abound.

Like Rex said here

"Nothing a bullet won't cure."

Make that a dum-dum

AnyHow that brings me to the post header/heading

An answer to a question:

"Relative humidity is the sweat that forms on your brow whilst you are fucking your cousin"

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4 Animals

Including the 'Beast' and the 'Legend'

I wish you all a merry Christmas and a loving new Year

Tiara pic from here

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/20/2010 12:19:00 AM 0 comments

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14 December 2010

Do I feel the the shit in my mouth - NOT

This was the image Stu used whwn he blogged about me with an evil grin

"Ole Phat Stu
(PS: Blogged for you today, Kees, [evil grin] ;-)"

I offen shake my head in nonbeleif when very clever peeps like Stu comes up as scsc .. communist.

I mean he worked around the world as a rather competant worker

He flies planes

he rides a Triumph

He has a Bulldog

And still he is a "commie"

I am asking him and my sister ( another brainy) where the fuck they come from.

They both hate gorg bush

The hate morality in law

Let me tell you something Stu and Gerda.

If my (and your Ancestors) just said, so we are OK with that, you would not have excisted right now. (Pearl Harbour)

So even if you do not have a god, as a human you have to have a Moral Code, of some sort.

We cannot go on screwing and fucking our sisters, daughters, sons and people at random.

We have to have a code of some sort.

So Stu, I like the "sadly seriously politically conservative" taste of shit in my mouth.

So after all this shit. Shall we just tell MO and the Chinese that he and they can fuck with our woman as he and they wants.

What does Stu say

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/14/2010 01:02:00 AM 7 comments

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Just teasing you, man ;-)

Do I really need to explain the difference between communism and the free-market socialism we have here in Germany?

And why I think the latter is a good thing, preferable to unbridled capitalism? The US is discovering the disadvantages of the latter.

I'll try to work up a short post on 'my socialism' for you.

# posted by

Ole Phat Stu : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 8:41:00 AM

Stu is good comic relief. Nobody listens to anything he actually says, because it's all dumb as a bag of hammers. Why do you think Kings surrounded themselves with fools? the mentally challenged are funny.

# posted by

og : Tuesday, December 14, 2010 5:27:00 PM

@og,
ad hominem !

# posted by

Ole Phat Stu : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 1:03:00 AM

Sorry, Stu. If I said, for instance, that you were a serial moper, that might be considered an ad hominem, because it is a specific attack of a person on specific and unverifiable charges - frankly, I don't know if you are in the habit of exposing yourself to blind people of the same sex as you. Nor do I want to know. All I did was to report an observable fact.

# posted by

og : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 5:15:00 AM

@Kees,
Maybe my brain is just wired differently? Mope,mope.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11992270

# posted by

Stu : Wednesday, December 15, 2010 8:32:00 AM

That picture makes me want to tour the world...

# posted by

Joe : Thursday, December 16, 2010 4:01:00 PM

Makes you want to take a trip to the south pole...

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11 December 2010

How long did this take?

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/11/2010 05:00:00 PM 1 comments

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Brilliant !
These stop motion videos always take AGES to make, let alone having to think through an optimal assemby sequence first! (Tip: Dissembly, then reverse the stop-motion sequence). Just as well they left out all the fiddly bits (hydraulics, electrics, carb-sync etc).

Ole Phat Stu
(PS: Blogged for you today, Kees, [evil grin] ;-)

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Ole Phat Stu : Sunday, December 12, 2010 5:42:00 PM

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When pigs fly

Rex has problems with Thunderhoof, this will freak him.

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/11/2010 03:52:00 PM 1 comments

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Nothing a bullet won't cure.
Need a new pic of you for the Christmas Card.
thanks for the link and stay after those commies.
Rex

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04 December 2010

Nice Smile

# posted by KeesKennis @ 12/04/2010 06:05:00 PM 1 comments

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She can tread all over me.

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Mike LaRoche : Wednesday, December 08, 2010 10:53:00 AM

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Oh Shit

A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the recent fires. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the firefighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved, and arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport, where a single engine plane would be waiting for him.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.
The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer for a national magazine," he responded, "and I need some close-up shots."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "So, you're telling me you're not the flight instructor?"

Stolen From

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Bad safety habits

Please never do this, always wear a helmet.

Ask Stu, besides telling you to wear a helmet, he will also tell you who to vote for. Old lefties never leave, they just grumble away. He does have a cool Triumph though.

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