He lives amidst the jungle dark,
Where snakes and tigers menace,
But not a single one of them's
A match for old KeesKennis.
Go and read the whole lot.
And see that.
A Afrikaan hick and a Yew tjie, from the USA can talk to each other.
It is a simple system of respect.
That particular Yew Boy of course stretches that system, big time.
"I suck at TENNIS"
What the F*ck is Tennis?
And I reply.
ALL WITHIN THE RULES OF THE CONTEST:
We go to a real artist to tell us about Eli
Biological Reflection - By Ogden nash
A girl whose cheeks are covered with paint
Has an advantage with me over one whose ain't
In The darkest of Atlanta
Live's Eli, who is a Dada
Who loves his girl
Who has a frill
A tiger in Atlanta
Gotta scare the pants of any papa
But Eli will not say Tata
To his girls in Atlanta
As the Tiger will not say "oy"