27 April 2010
Keeping Cats in and scoundrels out
With Cats we mean persons like Biggie
Our house
And the new electric fence
With Tatsie in the background
BTW she has a short stubby tail
Seeing is believing
We have had two cats test the electric fence, neither show signs of doing it again.
Smart Cats or smart electrician?
We have adapted the standard electric fence from an all live fence to a neutral and live for the next wire to take care of the little bodies.
Dessie found a way out under the fucking fence, that have been fixed.
The cats that we did this for is mostly.
Big Boy, Roo-roo, Pushy and Dessi.
They grew up in Zambia and have NO sense of cars or traffic or fuckoll.
Big Boy lived, before he came to us in a place where an ancient Land Rover was started and revved every Saturday, but never moved. Who can blame him for not understanding the violent death that tires bring. To this day he does not budge for a noisy engine.
We LOVE our Cats
Free BOOBS and then some
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Damn, Kees, that last one is an abomination, and wrong on so many levels. There isn't enough eye bleach in the world for that...
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Cooking with GAS
Err.. that is HEATING with GAS
Our new gas heater for the chilly winter in Robertson.
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Our new gas heater for the chilly winter in Robertson."Phallic" was one comment from a guest.
That may be so, but it is a big lot of HOT.
26 April 2010
Mal's party and misbehaving in general
Cindy and Mal
Why do they make these cones so small?So normal peeps can wear them as party hats I suppose.
Stoopid.
Cupi to Chucky in five shots
I can be a pest with my camera.Love ya woman.
Rabbits
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Short horses
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Vida's foot
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20 April 2010
Please consider the environment before printing this email
My cats are here.
Pushy and Roo-Roo arrived and they are thin but well.
We are very happy that they are with us.
These are stupid F8ck's
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Dear John
From: John.Wentzel@elliott.co.za
To: nicsteenekamp@hotmail.co.uk
Subject: Automatic reply: PAYMENT - MR. N. STEENEKAMP
Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:44:53 +0000
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As you do not even want me to print this invoice because of the environment, how can I possibly pay this.
Let us look at the facts:
You flew 2 little kittens from Zambia to SA and back to Zambia. And then carted them on a 3 hour journey to Robertson and back Cape Town.
And then Mr Wentzel you flew Pushy and Roo- Roo from Zambia to us here, as contracted.
Thank You
But at 8000 km's extra for two cats, do you need the nod.
Not A Fuck.
BEFORE YOU PREACH TO ME, PLEASE CONSIDER YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
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Cheers
Nic S
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BTW I have passed payment, as my last two cats have arrived here.
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19 April 2010
Reality
Stu asks the questions.
The question was "A farmer's wife keeps chickens and rabbits; together the animals total 100 legs and 40 heads. How many chickens and rabbits does she have?"Keeskennis supplies the answers.
A fifth way.
The logical 10, 30 split featured for about 1.3768 seconds before reality struck.
A headless chicken
A two headed chicken
And a two headed rabbit
People with that many mathematical solutions have never tested my reality.
