19 March 2010

 

Marissa and Adam

My sister blegs in an email to the family and beyond:

"Therefore, whether you can come or not, please send me the following:

  • A photo of yourself and/or your family (motivation: if you don’t send one, we might just pick one from our photos through the years…)
  • Relationship advice/philosophy, or an illustrative anecdote from your own marriage or relationship or wanna-have relationship. This can be anything from a one-line witticism to a the length of a “rangy, convoluted” Henry James sentence, the longest of which “would stretch around the base of a wine bottle 17 times.” (We are also open to a larger multiple of wine bottle circumventions should you really not want to put your expertise to waste!)"

The recipients are:


Marissa and Adam would really appreciate your contribution, because it will ensure that your wished-for or actual presence will become part of the wedding history in a very tangible way.


GO GO GO

Hi Gerda
Me and Cindy (American or English, would be, Cindy and Me) can't be at the wedding but we send our regards and commiserations to Adam.


As to folklore, Adam I can tell you that you are marrying a tough cookie:
: The other day in Pringle Bay she challenged me to walk back from the restaurant, instead of driving.
She were bravely and maybe dumbly in high heels.
The next day I see her getting treatment for badly blistered feet.
I am still waiting for the "Help ME" cry.
Strong girl you have on your hands, young Adam.
Do HER proud.

Cheers

Nic S



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... congratulations to You AND young Adam.... it sounds like she is quite a spitfire!..... good on ye both...

Eric
 
Hello. And Bye.
 
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01 March 2010

 

Dead Cats






Maybe not so dead.
Drugged to get a microchip.
They were friendly again in a couple of days.

Comments:
Are they all pregnant or just well fed?
 
Not Preggies just gluttons
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhah thats so funny. They seriously fat tats! The cat's mother must be a really good hunter! XXX Ond
 
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Monday mmmhpssss

Good advice
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I have found that also works when one gets "The Look" from the wifey.
 
"I have found that also works when one gets "The Look" from the wifey."

If you are getting "The Look" from the wife, you have already stepped in the shit...
 
Shitting my pants would be the least of my worries. Faced with a situation like that, you couldn't have pulled a ten-penny nail out of my asshole with a tractor.
 
... isn't one normally armed when strolling the veld?......

Eric
 
Some are normally armed when strolling a mall. A street. Most anywhere.
I still wouldn't want to have to shoot one of these dudes with a sidearm. I've never shot a pistola while shitting and I hope to never have the opportunity.
 
To complete the slide :-

7) ...let's do the Time Warp agaaaaaainnnn ;-)
 
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