29 November 2008

 

Blogging 2

Continuing my quest for more hits by posting naked female pictures, I do not think it is working.





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Oh man those pictures make me very grateful for my curves and extra padding..........shudders.........
Maeve Homepage 12.03.08 - 12:00 am #


Yeah Maeve, I would rather be chased by you than her, even if I have to be killed by your Eyty in the end.
keeskennis Homepage 12.03.08 - 12:17 am #


Some how I don't think I'd have to "chase" you very far.
I picture it more like you standing there with a shit eating grin on your face with your arms wide open.




Bleccch, that person needs to seek serious help.


GravatarHow about averaging these 2 pix with the previous fat lady???


GravatarChrist! Did she escape from Dachau or what???


GravatarYuk - there's got to be some better pics of naked women out there.


GravatarBejus man, that is frightening. Stick to the kitty pictures. You get in on the cat blogging circuit, you get instant hits.

Otherwise, I'm just taking a long delayed cruise through the blogroll to wish you a happy and peaceful holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that jazz.


GravatarNow that is frightening...


Gravatar... damn, dude....


GravatarOoooooofah!




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28 November 2008

 

Good advice




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Blogging


I asked a fellow blogger how to get more hits and he said "Pictures of naked woman always works"
I have my doubts but here we go.

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..... good god, man.....


GravatarA good God had nothing to do with that Eric. She likely did it to her self.
Suicide the slow way.


GravatarThis is the sick shit, Kees.
I'm proud of ya, man.


Gravatarhope that piccie is PhotoShopped.

Q: How do you make love to a fat woman?

A: Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.




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27 November 2008

 

Fun with pumpkins

Educational





Inspirational




Keesational


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Educational : 
PI is the ratio of circumference to diameter for ANY closed convex curve of constant diameter, not just for circles.FWIW 







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26 November 2008

 

Beach debris

The beach cleaners have their hands full with all the stuff that wash up around here.


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Starting to resurface



Thing are looking up.



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18 November 2008

 

For Wiley







Stolen From
Amazing Facts

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OOOOOOOO Pretty Ginger Kittay!


GravatarI've experianced that except for the bat. Kats like wives must be obeyed.

Hey papa & cats mother - He is too beautiful - Miss you two stax - love V




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17 November 2008

 

Death Takes A Holiday


From Worth1000

These things don't interest me too much I am just posting this as a warning to Eric

Some very nice photoshops, go look.



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14 November 2008

 

This boy can write

He says lots and lots more, but the quote below falls in with my previous post


"And personally, I resent the implication that a drunkard is de facto incapable of making a meritorious decision. Why, some of my finest moments have ocurred whilst in the deepest of cups. Although I will admit that sliding down a half-scaled palm tree while buck-fucking-naked is not one of those moments. "

Go and read.




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Six Degrees of Freedom

Stew Savory or as he now calls himself Eurowussie tagged me into/onto/to do a meme

Six Degrees of Freedom

You can read the rulse at his place; I don't do rules very well.

HE ALSO TAGGED THESE FOLKS FOR THE REASON STATED

And to get as wide a variety of answers as possible, I'm tagging :-

Enoia's meme reads more like a “brag”, and is really wow!

The one aspect of life where I generally stand out is Stupidity.

Not drooling stupid, but STUPID to do as I damn well please in spite of warnings that it may/will hurt or that it is dangerous, or that it will make you look stupid.

So my meme has a subtitle

BEING STUPID IS BEING FREE

I will try to remember random stupid things that I have not blogged about before.

1) You never forget the FIRST time you roll a vehicle whilst you are racing on a racetrack in reverse.

Circa 1973 in Datsun vans around Scribante circuit in PE and again in old Chevy Impalas in Pretoria. The second time involved no alcohol and the cars were adapted for bump car racing.

2) You always remember the feeling of panic as the water starts pissing into the the Volkswagen past the old rotten door seals in the Volkswagen that you are testing to see if it really floats, always.

Circa 1980 at the Vaal Dam on the Free State side at the Willem Pretorius Reserve. The Volla floated for 11 minutes and I opened the window before it sank so I had no problem getting the door open and escaping. We rescued the Volla the next day and two days later we were using it as a car again.

3) I designed, patented and built a balanced rig for a sailboat. While testing in a fresh breeze the forestay snapped and wrapped the jib around me and tossed me into the ocean. Subsequent testing and calculations showed that the forestay should have been 7 times stronger than my wild guess. I almost joined the "Darwin Awards Cub" that day.

This was in 1994. The rig solved certain problems around mast interference in the airflow but as we later found out it was only effective up to about 13 knots and thereafter was more inefficient.

4) I a country now called Namibia I drove around in a Volkswagen beach buggy. I also had a girlfriend that was the worst possible backseat driver that you ever could find. So instead of calling it quits I prepared the Bitch Buggy by taking off the nut that holds down the steering wheel and clamping a vise grip wrench on to the steering column, so that it pointed to a point between my knees.

As we were driving around and she was up to her normal, "slow Down", "watch that", Left here", and such, I grabbed hold of the wrench with one hand and passed the steering wheel to her with the words "Here, you want to drive, drive"

The "Vice Grip" wrench gave me enough control to steer the beach buggy at a fair pace while she was crying into her own peepee and snot whilst hysterically hugging the steering wheel


We never spoke to each other again.

Sela.

5) I have broken my arms in four places and a serious break in each leg and many fingers and toes.

6) "Hold my beer and watch this"


As always anyone who wants to, can do this meme.

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Thanks for doing the meme!

Nr.4 is hilarious

The only experience I can share is that of breaking multiple bones (by stalling a hang glider, in my case).

Eunoia Homepage 11.15.08 - 7:05 am #


Yeah, I love that Namibia story! I can't stand backseat drivers.

Mike LaRoche Homepage 11.15.08 - 9:35 am #


6) "Hold my beer and watch this"

Heh.......I can identify with that one.

Maeve 11.15.08 - 9:39 pm #





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13 November 2008

 

Once in a lifetime








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I love me some birds of prey.
They take my breath away.
Maeve 11.15.08 - 9:38 pm #


... most days?.... I feel like one of those damned fishes.......
Eric Homepage 11.16.08 - 1:14 am #





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12 November 2008

 

Friends



And you say that it has never happened to you.



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10 November 2008

 

A learning experience

One of our kitties went walkabout and now sends this piccie.
She has been holed up at Elisson's place.
Check out all those titles, the man does read widely.

Which book of Ellison's would you like to read most?
Click on piccie for a bigger version.

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I'd go for the Al Franken book


GravatarIf you read all those books, your hair would start falling out, your brain cells would shrivel up, and (horrors!) you might even start writing a Web-Log.


GravatarWhere do I buy a copy of the one by SWMBO


GravatarSolution: ignore (these specific) books, focus on kittycat.


GravatarYes Rahel,
That is Miss Jasmin that owns my middle Pumpkin.
They reside in Cape Town




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07 November 2008

 

Stupid is as stupid does


Would you land uphill or downhill?

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Take off downhill, land uphill.

MC


GravatarDitto.

Meribel (45° 24.4' N, 06°34.8 E) is a bit like that. It is 5600 ft up in the french alps, only 400 yards long but with a crosswise slant up a steep slope with a blind approach & a vertical cliff at the end!

I've landed skiplanes on glaciers too, which is like this, but you have to turn the plane sideways as you stop, to stop it sliding back and to ensure an easy start.




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Yew see


Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.



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05 November 2008

 

Local Chess Championship

I came second, the competitor on the left beat me in the final 3 to ZIP.
I just couldn't concentrate, and I have done well up to that point.




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Photo is a fake!

For them to be real, neither player should have belly-buttons


GravatarI can understand the confussion


GravatarNice.




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Dog food

Good manners, good


A very confused doggy



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04 November 2008

 

The size Joan is finding hard to express



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Silly Keesie. Those are melons the size of my breasts.

McCain's balls are much bigger.




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