12 January 2008
Back in Zambia - Africa & the fucking internet(s) - Ala G. Bush
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My ignorance of things connected to computers and such(Ed: And software), knows no bounds.
My ignorance of the world arround me and the persons that inhabit that world is slightly better but only by a few nanounit's (is that a new word, ? or does it require a hyphen),
This Christmas, I received, thankfully, an insect killing tool/toy as a christmas/Christmas/Xmas/Krismis/krismis/holliday/Holliday, present.
In this case it was a christmas present.
This is a small racket (racquet) like tool that kills insects or very small animals.
Using only two A1 batteries it produces a very satisfying spark and voltage stream(?) that burns/blows of some or all of the appengages like legs or wings of insects.
How this happens is by magic and some other shit. The other shit of how the 2 A1 batteries can discharge a voltage that can kill like that can be explained by the Eletrician Magician
>(Secret, not to be repeated)(Ed: At All), "This guy is so old, he has to tazer himself before sex"
BTW this is not to told to anybody, least of all to Erica, you know.
Find it here
REVIEW BY: Men's Health Magazine
REVIEW BY: KeesKennis:
With strands positioned just far enough apart we have the perfect tool for maiming.
It adds hours to the fun as you chase the wingless/legless insects after the 'tool' has burnt of a leg or wing.
Apart from the fact that these insects are now out of your face, so to speak, they are now easy prey for your clumsy cats and dogs and other creatures like birds, who love these (now slower) tidbits.
We have to encourage that, don't you think?
For the more able bodied men it adds the fun of projecting the trajectory and calculating the windage (not of the person) of the intended victim (prey?).
You also have to calculate the grams (grains) of energy (gunpowder, black powder) that is needed to do the job, very tricky.
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After this I did a side by side evaluation.
My 220 volt zappy outperformed the 2.5 volt one, how remarkable.
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Those with GARDEN EYES should check out the start.
A close up reveals:
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The 1.5 v jobby burns off some wings and legs and then the limbless insects hop/jump/trytofly onto the 220 v0lt oukie and meet their maker.
I can still hear the happy sparks and noises outside, my heart brims with love.
Snap Crackle and Pop, realy.
Just like you are freshly in love.
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The lost piccies.
Veryspecially for Guy
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This is now day 5.
fuckit if the power comes on I;m gonna publish
Comments:
These are really neat mosquito killers. We saw them first about five years ago when we lived in China and use them ever since on pesky little critters. The electric shock is just strong enough to stun a mouse long enough to step on its head.-ov-
Othmar Vohringer Homepage 01.17.08 - 5:05 am #
Wow. I want one of those racquets too. I've never seen anything like it.
Libby Spencer Homepage 01.15.08 - 10:12 pm #
I wonder up to what size of a bug would it zap and kill/de-wing? Locust size? Bigger?
Ralphd00d Homepage 01.15.08 - 9:16 pm #
I would have liked one of those years ago, when the Hare Krishna people were out panhandling and bothering everyone; couple of swats with that thing would have taken care of those annoying assholes.
BobG Homepage 01.14.08 - 7:09 pm #
An electrified tennis racquet for maiming insects? I want me one of them.
Elisson Homepage 01.13.08 - 2:41 pm #
Wow! Glad to see you're still alive!
MCmostly cajun Homepage 01.13.08 - 4:44 am #
Somebody stole that from me. We used to live in a house that was harboring a terrorist cell of carpenter bees.Slow-witted critters that would hover in the yard would fall to the wrath of my overhand serve with the badmitton racket. It was lighter than the tennis racket, which made for better wrist-action in chasing down the beasts. The strings would tear their bodies, fat with the precious facia wood from the eaves, into colorful bee parts.Satisfying.
Joan of Argghh! Homepage 01.12.08 - 9:43 pm #
