26 June 2010

 

Oh the nasty things I'd do with this man.

Drunk, I am so God
So I dare

So the witch, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo Youuuu have dilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The witch then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy AAA pppinkk onnees, Tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I di tank tat he is a lesbeen

+++++++++++++++++++++

That'l sort me out, plenty, quickly.


Comments:
OMG Kees! Did you find that survelance video of me on You Tube?
Damn!
 
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