KeesKennis: Oh the nasty things I'd do with this man.

26 June 2010

Oh the nasty things I'd do with this man.

Drunk, I am so God

So I dare

So the witch, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dooo Youuuu have dilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The witch then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy AAA pppinkk onnees, Tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

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I di tank tat he is a lesbeen

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That'l sort me out, plenty, quickly.

# posted by KeesKennis @ 6/26/2010 03:30:00 AM 1 comments

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OMG Kees! Did you find that survelance video of me on You Tube?
Damn!

# posted by

Maeve : Tuesday, June 29, 2010 7:37:00 AM

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: Name: KeesKennis; Location: Bush, Makeni, Sierra Leone

Love of Africa, Bright, Not Geekish, Nuts.

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I would call you a smart-ass, But you DO post some really good pitchers."

Keesie, You're starting to scare me dude.

I'll cut that Afrikaans bastid!

Holy crap! Keesie, you look like the gay dude in Papillon!

Sane is for pussies, Keesie

Ouch. I stand corrected, Keesie.

No, I believe that's a game of full-turd.

Mostly Cajun: Dale:-

It started here. Lisa called me a sweetie.

Zealous pursuer of sanity and balance and beauty in life. Yep he is.

Keesy, marching to a slightly warped drummer.

And yes, I DID steal this picture from Keesy!.

Keesie is over in Africa, but we could be brothers.

“Keesie - Ah, yes… How many wonderful plans have been set aside because of the smile of a woman…MC”.

Yeah, you are a bigot old racist. Join the crowd of free thinkers.

A sumbitch to have on your back.

Don't ever mess with Kees.

ROFLMAO!!! Oh my gawd Keesie, you are SO bad!

You are such simple, simple creature

Leslie is my favorite short bus driver and Keesie is my favorite window licker of said short bus.

Jesus Christ on a Cracker I need me some eye bleach!!!

OH.MUY.GAWD. I think I just pissed myself laughing.

I owe V-Man a thank-you for bringing this strange, strange place to my attention.

Hoist on my own petard! Aiyeee! .

Agggh!!! Now I have to go boil my brain. In hydrochloric acid.

I laughed until I peed.

.. you, sir, are a one of a kind.... keep on truckin'...

.... you know, when I finally meet your sorry ass, I'm not going to know whether to shoot you, stab you, or kiss you........ what turmoil you have caused!...a>

...... You know, you are absolutely insane ........ and I kinda like that ............

You almost came in first, but adding the gratuitous bimbo, however pleasant it was, just made the graphic too busy.

You are fucking crazy..

He is fucking crazy.

Fuck you...have a good life. Asshole.

JOAN OF ARGGHH!:-

KeesKennis - just wrong, somehow, but my kinda wrong.

I keep staring at the screen, hoping to say something intelligible in answer to this post. I'll let you know...

You are so funny ...

Are youse tryin' to pimp my ass?

Kees,Man, that was farookin' cold.

Very impressive, and it requires way more thought than I am capable of. Sort of like calculus.

You're a goddamned prince, Keesie.

Well, THAT just loosened my bowels.

So, in short, please feel free to go have sexual congress with yourself.

Nobody asked - Winston:-

Excellent work! You earn Merit Badge of the day…

Anti Strib - Maxx:-

I figure he's only a few degrees more off center than the rest of us. Maybe less. He does make me laugh.

Frothing at le mouse Old dead French site- Kim:-

What scares me is that I almost understnad somEof thet.

Kees, in his inimitable style that always knocks my socks off ;-)

The inimita-bull Kees Kennis ;-)

AT THE FROTHING MOUSE- Kim:-

The Biggest and Bestest?, Keesie, of course. The titular head of titular stuff. The shogun of schtuff. A deep thinker encased in crazy. Good crazy, mais oui. Not that he's wee. Just mai.

Nancy's garden spot - Nancy:-

It disturbs and alarms me that sometimes I read your posts and think, "well, of course." And then I laugh. I obviously need help. But I likes ya all the same.-)

From the Salty City - BobG:-

I'm still trying to figure out what this post is about. Do you think drinking some tequila would help?

Damn, Kees, that last one is an abomination, and wrong on so many levels. There isn't enough eye bleach in the world for that...

You manage to reach heights of oddness that I would have to drink a whole liter of Tequila to achieve. I doff my hat to you.

I'm always overjoyed when you post, Kees. You are definitely unique, delightfully demented, and bordering on awesome. It's a good thing there is only one of you, because the world could not handle two Keesies. Once again, I doff my hat to you. .

Beer Camp Bog - Rex:-

have you gone completely crazy? Put the meme down and slowly step away from the keyboard.

Hell, it would be awesome to meet ya, will be sure to import some animal that will be sure to kill and eat you (if you miss).

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