10 April 2008
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young blonde woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that would give her enough slack to raise her leg, but found she couldn't reach the step.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time, attempted the step. Once again she could not raise her leg, much to her chagrin.
With a smile to the driver, she again reached behind her to unzip a little more, but was still unable to take the step.
About this time, a large bloke who was standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body? I don't even know you."
The bloke smiled and said, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
Shamesly lifted from It Occurred To Me
Go and read his other stuff as well.
Hello,Thanks for the visit and the shout out for my sight.
There is no shame in stealing what was already stolen. LIke you, I like to link my contraband jokes and cartoons.
And scrolling down and reading some of your previous post - I like your site.
I will add you to my blogroll to insure I make it back.
Hale McKay Homepage 04.11.08 - 2:46 am #
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