26 April 2007
One square - Is it possible
Carefully fold it in quarters.
Then on the inside corner (not edges, please), tear out a little finger nail sized piece of the square and carefully save it.
Open the square, and insert your middle finger in the hole, which is now in the center of the toilet paper square.
Proceed to wipe yourself, using your middle finger.
Then, folding the sheet of toilet paper about your middle finger, cleanse your middle finger and throw away the used sheet.
Now, take the thumb-nail sized piece of paper torn out and saved. Use the intact corner to cleanse under your middle finger nail.
So I suppose a crime like making a TP fountain is a capital offence nowadays.