30 April 2007
Bad advice
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father SAT him down for a little fireside chat.
HE says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said,here - try these on."
So she did and said, "these are too big, I can't wear them".
So I replied,"...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon Jack takes offhis pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these on."
So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here, you try on mine."
So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your ridiculous attitude, you never will."
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Comments:
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LOL! Aint it the truth!
hammer Homepage 04.30.07 - 9:01 pm #
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You've got that right! LOL
LeeAnn 04.30.07 - 5:54 pm #
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LoL...cute Kees!
MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 04.30.07 - 5:17 pm #
HE says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said,here - try these on."
So she did and said, "these are too big, I can't wear them".
So I replied,"...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon Jack takes offhis pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these on."
So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here, you try on mine."
So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your ridiculous attitude, you never will."
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Comments:
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LOL! Aint it the truth!
hammer Homepage 04.30.07 - 9:01 pm #
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You've got that right! LOL
LeeAnn 04.30.07 - 5:54 pm #
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LoL...cute Kees!
MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 04.30.07 - 5:17 pm #
# posted by KeesKennis @
4/30/2007 03:48:00 PM
