30 September 2006

 

You be the judge




Did this photo serve the IDEA or not?

This must be one of the funniest I have seen.
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That is just WRONG! LOL
 
I didn't know hippos had boats...
 
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Likewise

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.
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Shit Justice

Someone dies
Someone fries
That’s the law
Some says haw

Ten years hence
Breathing side of the fence
Chemicals now rule
On exiting the pool

That cop did lie
About how they did die
The DNA my semen yield
Was not found in that field

If I were to confess
About that mess
At the sty

Would you like chips with that?




NicS Sep 06


I'll Show You Mine found their way onto my site.

The only person on their blogroll that I knew were Steve's Blog D'Ellison so blame him for the third degree.


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And thus it comes full circle.

Shafer Hall of I'll Show You Mine was (if I recall correctly) the first person to blogroll me. I still remember how good it felt: "Someone actually reads my crap!"

And now Keesie has discovered him. How 'bout that?

# posted by Elisson : 01 October, 2006
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And thus it comes full circle.

Shafer Hall of I'll Show You Mine was (if I recall correctly) the first person to blogroll me. I still remember how good it felt: "Someone actually reads my crap!"

And now Keesie has discovered him. How 'bout that?
 
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Many Moons Ago



Susan my mother with Keesie in her arms, sisters Gerda and Lana and paternal grandfather Nicolaas Johannes Salmon Kees.
I inherited his names and eyebrows


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Nice Pic Kees...I love going through the old family photos. Maybe I'll get them out this weekend and take a stroll down memory lane. "Man did I really just say that? How corny."
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 01 October, 2006
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Nice Pic Kees...I love going through the old family photos. Maybe I'll get them out this weekend and take a stroll down memory lane. "Man did I really just say that? How corny."
 
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For what we are about to receive



An ancient prayer.

Photo from Silha


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ACK!!!
# posted by Jim - PRS : 30 September, 2006

Run spot run!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 01 October, 2006
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ACK!!!
 
Run spot run!
 
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29 September 2006

 

Dax and Sorry

He was very damn good.
He even convinced renowned cynics, no names.
Simmer down and Mars bars-OK

Factual: Elison in Dax's comments.
Aw, Dax - even I could figure out that Kees was not putting the smack on you and Priscilla. Did you forget the Hallowe’en costume post you just put up? Makes the exact same point. Now, simmah down.

Factual: Vman in Dax's comments.
Fuck, Dax. Have a cigarette and a Mars bar. It was a riff on your theme.





Oh Omigod I'm hurting baby.



The words below is an exchange of emails between me and Dax.
In the blogger sequence from the bottom to the top.
How insane?


Hi Dax

Damn Good.

I was just figuring how to have you arrested at the airport on drugs charges, cause I can't fight as good as I used to.

Thanks for the link

Cheers


Dax Montana wrote:
Mr. Keeskennis,

I am only Blog mad. I saw your post right before work. During my eight hour shift of boring and meaningless tasks, I figured it would be good Blog fodder to feign anger when I got home. Come on…it was pretty good …no?

Oh and congrats on your first 10,000.

Just Damn!

Dax


IT was good blog fodder

Kim du Toit and Billy Beck could not have done better, they are only talking about banning each other, the wuzzies.





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That's Dax for you. Just Damn good.

So good, 'most everyone doesn't even know just how good he is.
# posted by Elisson : 29 September, 2006

Kees, you gotta get your keester over and meet those crazy Jawja folks...they are the best!
# posted by Lisa W. : 30 September, 2006

I'm glad you girls kissed and made up. Must say I prefer my girls kissing much hotter, though. You girls are ugly. Just Damn!
# posted by Velociman : 30 September, 2006

A happy ending is always better than an abrupt misunderstanding.
It's a good thing.
# posted by Frothmistress : 30 September,
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That's Dax for you. Just Damn good.

So good, 'most everyone doesn't even know just how good he is.
 
Kees, you gotta get your keester over and meet those crazy Jawja folks...they are the best!
 
I'm glad you girls kissed and made up. Must say I prefer my girls kissing much hotter, though. You girls are ugly. Just Damn!
 
A happy ending is always better than an abrupt misunderstanding.
It's a good thing.
 
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Knobs with jobs

Go there and relax.
Save your heart attack for next month.




"Lots of gears there, for turning, flipping, and switching. Dials to read. Pressure gauges with vibrating needles, knobs with jobs."
Her words not mine.



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Damn...you know a man had to design that! Just look at all those guages, doo hickeys, knobs, and twisty turny thingys. The funny thing is men don't like to read maps or instruction booklets so how are they going to figure out what to do with all of those whatchamacallits? They'll just stand back and marvel at its awesomeness.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 29 September, 2006


Go and look whre it comes from and then beotch.
I will accept your app.
# posted by KeesKennis : 29 September, 2006
I liked the pic that had all the firemen (Men) standing around with their hands on their hips...they were trying to figure this contraption out I bet! "Hey guys...look under the seat for the manual!". LOL
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 29 September, 2006

I am so bossy I disgust myself.

Bloom, go and tell Bonita that and she will love it.
# posted by KeesKennis : 29 September, 2006

Why do I feel like I'm being set up here? hmmmm
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 30 September, 2006

NO NO
I love you and Bonita and I want you to meet.
That's all
struth.
# posted by KeesKennis : 30 September, 2006

OK I'll head over there after dinner. Speaking of dinner I have to go get it started so Jose doesn't cry when he comes home to an empty table. LOL
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 30 September, 2006
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Damn...you know a man had to design that! Just look at all those guages, doo hickeys, knobs, and twisty turny thingys. The funny thing is men don't like to read maps or instruction booklets so how are they going to figure out what to do with all of those whatchamacallits? They'll just stand back and marvel at its awesomeness.
 
Go and look whre it comes from and then beotch.
I will accept your app.
 
I liked the pick that had all the firemen (Men) standing around with their hands on their hips...they were trying to figure this contraption out I bet! "Hey guys...look under the seat for the manual!". LOL
 
Oops that should have been "pic" not "pick".
 
I am so bossy I disgust myself.

Bloom, go and tell Bonita that and she will love it.
 
Why do I feel like I'm being set up here? hmmmm
 
NO NO
I love you and Bonita and I want you to meet.
That's all
struth.
 
OK I'll head over there after dinner. Speaking of dinner I have to go get it started so Jose doesn't cry when he comes home to an empty table. LOL
 
Dang. I gotta gear down and get over here more often!
 
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Always get a second opinion - medical



Technorati tag - dissent
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Sex education

This guy does not need photos.

"This man had a dick the size of one of those tiny chocolate candies they give out at the bank."

Go figure.
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Moderate your alcohol intake



Drink more if you are OK with this.

Minutes after I posted this I had a hit from Goooooooogle
Number 19 in a search for "alcohol"

Imagine the poor effed up alcoholic having to face this picture.
Life is TUF.


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Good Gawt, I thought it was Jerry Garcia.
# posted by Erica : 01 October, 2006
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Good Gawt, I thought it was Jerry Garcia.
 
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Camel, wife & friend


Camel is no fool.


Camel, friend & wife

Dubai earlier this year.
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28 September 2006

 

Tat's and me getting old together



That is Tatsie in the background and Babaloo in the fore.
Babaloo is our kitten, she is 3 years old.
She is our Mozambique mongrel and Tanzania is her second country that she have been to.

Tatsie is our old girl, my youngest pumpkin selected her at 4 weeks and she joined us as a 8 week old.
She is now 11 yers old and likes to nod off, like in the picture above.
She has been to South Africa, Botswana, Mozambique and Tanzania.

We have two of Tatsie's children, Wiley and Liksie living with us.

I would like to nod off now, like Tatsie.

Tata


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What beautiful kitty's!
# posted by Tessa : 29 September, 2006
Hello kittys :)

Cuties, the pair of them!
# posted by Misty : 29 September, 2006

Perrrrrrfect, looks like a snoozy pair. Sweet dreams.
# posted by Bonita : 29 September, 2006
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What beautiful kitty's!
 
Hello kittys :)

Cuties, the pair of them!
 
Perrrrrrfect, looks like a snoozy pair. Sweet dreams.
 
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Showdown

Or is is show 'n tell?
Don't arrive without your tape measure.
This is BIG.

Scroll down to the bottom of the post.
LOL


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Who will be the "BIG KAHUNA"? Find out on our next episode where you'll hear things like "damn dude this garage is cold" & "That's not fair coldness causes shrinkage" & "HAHAHAHAHA".
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 28 September, 2006
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Who will be the "BIG KAHUNA"? Find out on our next episode where you'll hear things like "damn dude this garage is cold" & "That's not fair coldness causes shrinkage" & "HAHAHAHAHA".
 
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Entry point or delicacy?





Masai Mara Kenya

Photo by Silha
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27 September 2006

 

For Dax - Raising kids



Thank god mine are raised past the ........... stage, whatever.
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MrsJoseGoldbloom said...
Isn't there a plan A.5?
Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:54:00 AM

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Misty said...
B.
Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:57:00 AM

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Hammer said...
I don't let my girls watch TV that shows what B looks like.I hope I am sucessful.
Thursday, September 28, 2006 1:47:00 AM

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Dax Montana said...
Just What are you trying to say?
Thursday, September 28, 2006 4:35:00 PM

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Anonymous said...
Hey, it's one of the kids. Done the B option, A is just as fun...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Thursday, September 28, 2006 5:36:00 PM

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Libby Spencer said...
Did you draw that one yourself Kees? I can see how Dax would be a little confused about its intent, but knowing some Afrikaans myself, I think I get the joke.
Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:17:00 PM

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KeesKennis said...
Dax is just being dax and the links count.
Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:20:00 PM

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Tessa said...
Appears friendly to me..particularly with the kind comment and link. It was clear to me that the cartoon was portraying choices and how difficult raising young people can be nowadays. I'm with Kees...happy my daughter is grown, particularly with young girls being bombarded with questionable advertisements and pressures from all corners. We see what we want to see, I suppose.
Friday, September 29, 2006 4:10:00 AM

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Isn't there a plan A.5?
 
B.
 
I don't let my girls watch TV that shows what B looks like.
I hope I am sucessful.
 
Just What are you trying to say?
 
Hey, it's one of the kids. Done the B option, A is just as fun...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Did you draw that one yourself Kees? I can see how Dax would be a little confused about its intent, but knowing some Afrikaan myself, I think I get the joke.
 
Dax is just being dax and the links count.
 
Appears friendly to me..particularly with the kind comment and link. It was clear to me that the cartoon was portraying choices and how difficult raising young people can be nowadays. I'm with Kees...happy my daughter is grown, particularly with young girls being bombarded with questionable advertisements and pressures from all corners. We see what we want to see, I suppose.
 
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Handfeeding



Is not exactly the same as breastfeeding.





You get my drift?



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K-nine said...
"A genuine anteater,"
The pet man told me dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!
--Shel Silverstein

27 September, 2006
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"A genuine anteater,"
The pet man told me dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!
--Shel Silverstein
 
I always loved the anteaters. Wish we could have them as pets here in the states. I have a gazillion ants. Don't Vark too Aard!
 
They are such unusual looking creatures.

I'm not sure why we haven't domesticated them ... they'd be great, no? Eat the bugs, look silly, cuddle up beside you in bed at night.
 
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Provincialism - OR - I like Tenn more than Texas

I might have posted something like this before. (ED - You lying swine)



Ever since Kees was a small Keesie like the one clinging to its Mama's back above, I have had good ears.
Listening about campfires, I heard stories that were not meant for my delicate little mind.

We are blogging about the King of the Cats and his influence on the mind of primitive man, us. (ED - You)

Extreme provincialism was the order of the day.
So whenever I mention "Bolander" insert the name of a (Province)(State)(Country)(Region) who's inhabitants show bad markmanship, poor hunting skills, or the liking of good wine over beer or hard tack, have more money than you, have bad taste - insert something like "Virginian" or "Frenchie" for instance.

So the story goes...

These two Bolanders with their 'airs' and 'sophistication' booked a hunting holiday.

It is day two and they have shot nothing for the pot. (66 misses out of 66 shots, I saw it with my own eyes)(ED - He did)
To get someting to eat... they bought some canned meatballs at a local shop.

They are sitting around a campfire drinking and boasting.
They have just showered under a small waterfall and are dressed in the latest sports gear. Loose pants, T-shirts (with appropriate designer logo's) and calf high "hunting" boots, in vogue with fashionably loose laces, the boots funneling about their lower legs. Their rifles are leaning against a nearby chair.

Tom the one Bolander, was sitting on his haunches next to the fire holding a longhandled frying pan in one hand and heating the meatballs over the fire.

Bolander Jan: Hey Tom, what would you do if Big Male Lion



walked right up to you now while you are heating the food?

Bolander Tom: I would look him straight in the eye - I am very strong that way you know - get up, take my gun and shoot him between the eyes! Pour us another, won't you.
Drinks are served.
The hunting trip is going well.

At that moment a big, dirty, ugly...



... lion then parts the grass and says: HUAEWHGrrrr are you!

Ashenfaced, Tom now steps backwards, still on his haunches, his death grip on the handle of the frying pan with its boiling meatballs, his fasionable calf high boots funneling about his ankles.

In his panic by the fourth step backwards, he starts tipping the boiling meatballs into his boot.

FOK! says he, I never knew my own shit could be this HOT!



Photo's by Ron Eggert



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MrsJoseGoldbloom said...
He thought he was hot shit!
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He thought he was hot shit!
 
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Photos for export

We had to take photos of everything we purchased in this country to get a export permit for it.



Pleasing to my eye.


This is a painting by Nangida painted Sept 2004.
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Love the artwork! You are so lucky, I've always wanted to go to Africa. Believe it or not I've always wanted to go on an African Safari, but Jose doesn't want to...:::whispers:::...I think he's scared.
 
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Out of date



The Car's Mother went to this restourant.
She found that they serve more sorts of fish than bottom feeders, they also served many other foods.

Jokes aside, she reported that the food was fabulous.







The Cat's Mother being who she is attracted these no-name cats to her table.

I have no doubt that they were well fed.


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I see the Cat's Mother holding her name high! Thanks again for your help. Lots of Love.
# posted by Melissa : 28 September, 2006
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I see the Cat's Mother holding her name high! Thanks again for your help. Lots of Love.
 
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26 September 2006

 

Take that



Goldbloom wished this on my children, an idle mind is easily diverted.

See a few posts below.

AND

Go and help her find a new careeer, at the moment she is taking calls.
PS: Look in the comments.




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Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? No it's :::splat::: EWWWW!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 26 September, 2006


I've had days like that at work...
# posted by BobG : 28 September, 2006


LINKS

It was all a misunderstanding!
Kees …The bird made me do it!
posted by mrsjosegoldbloom @ 26 September, 2006
Comments:
Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? A plane? No it's :::splat::: EWWWW!
 
I've had days like that at work...
 
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Estate agents - redux


I saw this device to help the French not use soap over at Rodger's

I THEN HAD A POST WITH A HUMONGUOUS DICK IN THE STORY.

Wherein the infighting started in the

COMMENTS.

... an alcoholic 80-year old with a huge dick and a mansion... that'll be me in 47 years...

Eric
# posted by Anonymous : 25 September, 2006

Don't flatter yourself, WhiteBoy. Heh.

This story is a Classic.

# posted by Elisson : 26 September, 2006



I wanted to help these Gentleman but as I do not have any Jawja Blown-Eyed Blodger standards I used African Standard measurement.




As a follow up service I can adjust the measurements as required.

I really hope they will thank me.

I think somehow that I can thank Sir Winston Churchill.

Not knowing when you design something, gnaws at your guts, maybe I should have used African SPECIAL or maybe even BIG.
Time will tell.


COMMENTS:


Elisson said...
The money I save on soap can be used to purchase extra material to enable my undershorts to accommodate my hugeness.

Excellent.

26 September, 2006


MrsJoseGoldbloom said...
I'm not even touching this one! :)

26 September, 2006

Frothmistress said...
Um, I'm not touching any of it with a 15 FOOT pole.
However, the backsplash of the urinal is not sufficient, mathematically, to accommodate such a member as possibly exhibited by the holder represented.
Just sayin'.

27 September, 2006


.. yo, Elisson... if you get SWMBO to ok it, we can take a measurement in the garage in a few weeks, Tough Guy...

.. the way I figure it, it's the only way to settle this argument...

Eric
# posted by Anonymous : 28 September, 2006

Comments:
The money I save on soap can be used to purchase extra material to enable my undershorts to accommodate my hugeness.

Excellent.
 
I'm not even touching this one! :)
 
Um, I'm not touching any of it with a 15 FOOT pole.
However, the backsplash of the urinal is not sufficient, mathematically, to accommodate such a member as possibly exhibited by the holder represented.
Just sayin'.
 
.. yo, Elisson... if you get SWMBO to ok it, we can take a measurement in the garage in a few weeks, Tough Guy...

.. the way I figure it, it's the only way to settle this argument...

Eric
 
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Kitty's



Note the red colour on the tree behind, that is where elephants have torn of the bark.








I particulary like this okies eyes, you can see the deep empathy that lies in those golden pools, yes?



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Is that not one of the most beautifully efficient and honest and meant to be faces ever?
I would like to be a cat, if I could.
This one is lovely.
# posted by Frothmistress : 27 September, 2006
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Is that not one of the most beautifully efficient and honest and meant to be faces ever?
I would like to be a cat, if I could.
This one is lovely.
 
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A little help


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25 September 2006

 

Headless and legless !!





Cute ain't it.



Stole or got emailed the headless pic from who knows where.

Stole the legless pic from the Movie Cowboy
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I don't know about you, but I'd like to date the girl in the top picture. Very limber, and, no mouth!
 
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Drift




Goodnight sleep tight.

Silha for the photo.

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:::static::: Eagle one to base we have our target in sight & are requesting permission to drop our delicate cargo, over.
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 25 September, 2006

Sand into Keesie's eyes:Done.
# posted by KeesKennis : 25 September, 2006

Uh kees, that wasn't sand! LOL
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 26 September, 2006
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:::static::: Eagle one to base we have our target in sight & are requesting permission to drop our delicate cargo, over.
 
Sand into Keesie's eyes:Done.
 
Uh kees, that wasn't sand! LOL
 
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Estate agents

Back in the 1980's in between contracts or whatnot, Keesie wrote the estate agents exam, and passed of course, and started selling houses.
I started as an assistant agent to a woman called Martie, she of course being a fully fledged ESTATE AGENT.
She had 3 brain cells:
: Number One for looking after her hair (blond)
: Number Two for Hating her husband because he slept around.
: Number Three for having sex with the boss.

In between these activities I was looked upon to be helpful in the dirty deed of selling houses.
She had no real interest as the boss was paying for the upkeep of our office out in the sticks and for her car plus a retainer, I wonder why?
I had no retainer though and was to get all my joy from 15% of her commission.
So on Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays when I knew her car would not be used (why was her car not used then?), I used her car to do some canvassing, advertising and selling.

On one particular case I had to get her involved as the owner of this particular property had gone thru the boss to get his agency involved.

This was a super property out in the bush with a 2 storey, 19 room house, with 6 bathrooms, private chapel, pool room with a full size table and two smaller ones.
Rolling lawns, swimming pool and a tennis court defined the outside.

I met Mrs. SMITH on the first visit and she handed me two cards:
: Dr. and Mrs. Smith of the SMITH Estate.
: Mrs. Smith, Architect.

I arranged a meeting for some time in the future where she could meet the Estate Agent.

On this Particular Wednesday, our heroine having not received her protein, and thus grumpy, we walked up the 500 yard entrance walkway smelling 1,000 rose blossoms, to the mansion.

It is 11:30 in the morning and I am full of the joys of life.
Kees : Look at the view.
Martie: Mphmhh.
Kees : Smell the roses.
Martie: Mphmhh.
Kees : There's the tennis court.
Martie: Mphmhh.

At this point the main doors to the mansion burst open in what I presumed to be a rapturous welcome.
Out steps an old man and raises his arms and starts trotting towards us.
Martie's three brain cells have frozen and she starts walking slower.

The man, Dr. Smith (as we later found out) walked right past me and Martie without blinking an eye and proceeded to pull a humongous penis from his pants and pissed merrily into the pool.
I gawked and Martie's eyes glazed over at the sight of this MAN sized member and she fainted.
I had no intention of catching her and she crumbled to the walkway.

Mrs. Smith explained to me later that her husband became an alcoholic after his stroke at the age of eighty.

I sold the property and still only got my 15 %
The money came in handy as my smallest pumpkin just started walking and the bills kept on mounting.

This post was funnier in Afrikaans but I hope that you get the gist in English (well, sorta).


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MrsJoseGoldbloom said...
I've had bosses like that...you do all the work and they get all the profit and recognition. To bad the old man didn't pee on her!
Monday, September 25, 2006 10:38:00 PM
ralphd00d said...
I can almost picture that happening! Would have been better had he stopped beside her, and did it in the bushes or something....
Monday, September 25, 2006 10:48:00 PM
Eric said...
... an alcoholic 80-year old with a huge dick and a mansion... that'll be me in 47 years...

Monday, September 25, 2006 11:37:00 PM
Holder said...
Be hell to be Mrs. Smith, eh?
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:53:00 AM
Elisson said...
Don't flatter yourself, WhiteBoy. Heh.

This story is a Classic.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 5:19:00 AM

GUYK said...
Be about my luck I would fall into the pool..the cold water on my dick would shock me
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 5:44:00 AM

Comments:
I've had bosses like that...you do all the work and they get all the profit and recognition. To bad the old man didn't pee on her!
 
I can almost picture that happening! Would have been better had he stopped beside her, and did it in the bushes or something....
 
... an alcoholic 80-year old with a huge dick and a mansion... that'll be me in 47 years...

Eric
 
Be hell to be Mrs. Smith, eh?
 
Don't flatter yourself, WhiteBoy. Heh.

This story is a Classic.
 
Be about my luck I would fall into the pool..the cold water on my dick would shock me
 
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Nice piccie filler post



Beautiful Sable.
Comments:
Here's a pic of another beautiful Sable I found.
 
Oops..here it is.
 
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24 September 2006

 

Dangerous beasts



Photo taken in broad daylight.

Be very scared.


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Thats what my dog looks like after I share a guinness with him.
# posted by Hammer : 25 September, 2006
Comments:
That thing gives me the shivers...
 
Awww...he's soooo cute!
 
DANNNNNNNNNG!
 
Chupacabra (what the Latinos fear in my parts).
 
Elisson sent me over to say "Hi"/
 
Thats what my dog looks like after I share a guinness with him.
 
Freaky eyes
 
Are the eyes photoshopped? And, is it a hyena? A jackal? What?
 
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In AZ they dont smoke butts





They go to look at them and become stoned.

The Wave Formation Coyote Buttes North Wilderness AZ

How do you pronounce 'Buttes'?


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Wow man...like those waves are totally awesome dude...gnarly...like totally! Hey Dude did you say Butt? Hehehe...you said butt!
# posted by MrsJoseGoldbloom : 25
Comments:
That's a beaut of a butte.
 
Wow man...like those waves are totally awesome dude...gnarly...like totally! Hey Dude did you say Butt? Hehehe...you said butt!
 
Butte? I have a Budde Road near me. Never was certain how to pronounce it. Buddy? Boody? Bood?
 
bea ute.
 
BYOOTS.

I just drove through there this past summer. The pertified forest is fascinating as well.
 
yep just remember some butts are beauts, least that is the way I pronounce it.
 
Hell, I live in AZ and I don't know where this place is...
 
Ralph
You better talk to Hammer.
 
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Frog(s) for Freddie



Damn the other one is somewhere?????


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Freddie said...
Awesome! The pic is great but the line is even better.Thank you.
Sunday, September 24, 2006 4:25:00 AM


Frothmistress said...
Wow. Wow.
Sunday, September 24, 2006 5:34:00 AM


MrsJoseGoldbloom said...
So let me get this straight...If I get in you'll give me a ride across the river?
Sunday, September 24, 2006 5:52:00 AM


OMG all these sayings keep hopping in my head...
"Frog it's whats for dinner"
"We were hoppin-n-boppin to the crocodile rock"
"We're gonna rock around the croc tonight"
# posted by
MrsJoseGoldbloom : 24 September, 2006

Kirsten N. Namskau said...
Are you crook or real???


Sunday, September 24, 2006 2:18:00 PM
I remember when you could buy a baby alligator for $2 outside of Knotts Berry Farm in California, and take it home to eventually have one of your parents flush it down the toilet.
# posted by
Bane : 24 September, 2006
Comments:
Awesome! The pic is great but the line is even better.

Thank you.
 
Wow. Wow.
 
So let me get this straight...If I get in you'll give me a ride across the river?
 
OMG all these sayings keep hopping in my head...

"Frog it's whats for dinner"

"We were hoppin-n-boppin to the crocodile rock"

"We're gonna rock around the croc tonight"
 
Are you crook or real???
 
I remember when you could buy a baby alligator for $2 outside of Knotts Berry Farm in California, and take it home to eventually have one of your parents flush it down the toilet.
 
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Mrs. Froth don't want your respect, she does not even want your money, she does need a little TLC



Hey Froth, I am having a BALL, you?

THE WHOLE AND UNEXPURGATED SPIEL FROM THE HORSES (SO TO SPEAK) MOUTH.

Agitude

Mr. Kees has had 10,000 visitors. And I was that very one! I certainly hope I get a free gazelle ride or something out of it…

He’s a wonderful blogger. And very empathetic. I do so appreciate his support over my feelings of decrepitude yesterday, considering my natural age of 108 is, in truth, 306! Get your figures right! I will not stand for embellishment when it comes to age!

Anyway, I always laugh when peeps say “By golly, or cheet mon, I don’t feel a day older than 25!”

You are a lying sack of cheval manure, I say. Once reaching, say 50, when everything starts SPROINGING! and RAVELLING! and KERTHUMPING! off on tangents with minds of its own, it’s a little disingenous to say you feel just the same as you did when you were 25.

Honey, when I was 25 I was working 900 hours a week, hauling stuff around, driving to and fro, partying every other night, and I looked and felt good!

Now, I only work 900 hours a week, haul stuff around, drive to and fro, party infrequently and close to home, and I have worlds and parallel universes of things in my head that I would not have dreamed of at 25. And I feel good on alternate days. I think the mind expansion is the biggest change. The body demolition is to be expected, but the mind. It’s a terrible thing to paste. Together sometimes.

So, if you’re still thinking what and how you did when you were 25 (unless you’re 26) bless your heart!

Yoiks. I just saw Mr. Froth’s scar. Step away…

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She also blogs on normal things, so don't be scared. (Ed-Sometimes)



COMMENTS:

You are a bad mans. You are going to engender all sorts of "ooh, she's an asshole, full of hooey" things. I'm tellin' ya.

I'm gonna get you. I will. I promise. I still want a ride. Perhaps an elephant ride? For an hour? And the elephant and I can exchange moisturizer stories.

Eh?
# posted by
Frothmistress : 24 September, 2006

Frothmistress said...
Also, how do you get a picture of an elephant that close and clear?

Comments:
You are a bad mans. You are going to engender all sorts of "ooh, she's an asshole, full of hooey" things. I'm tellin' ya.

I'm gonna get you. I will. I promise. I still want a ride. Perhaps an elephant ride? For an hour? And the elyphant and I can exchange moisturizer stories.

Eh?
 
Also, how do you get a picture of an elephant that close and clear?
 
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23 September 2006

 

Blog fun

All hail to Mrs Frothmouse for being my visitor mumber 10,000.


You all better hurry over there 'cause she is feeling "decrepit" and "old" and generaly older than her natural 108 years.
Jeebus this woman needs support.


To every single one of you who made this 10,000 possible I can only humbly say " thank you"

I love blogging.

Thanks to Acidman (May many virgins suck him), Guyk, Vman, Eric, Elisson, Chablis, Erica, Lisa, Maeve, Misty, Bonita, Key, Yabu, Mrs Froth and all the other wonderful people that have provided links to lure unsuspecting civilised persons into this trap.
And of course all those bloggers that have blogrolled me, THANK YOU!!


I remember turning on my computor and checking my site meter.
It had jumped from 45 to 276 overnight.
Acidlanche in progress.
Guyk followed.
Vman was off.
The last two did not die.

And I had a regular readership of 25, MAGIC.
How cool was that?

I would like to repeat here what I posted after he died, on 27 June 2006.

Rob - RIP





He trampled over here as well and now he has marched, to his own drum, into the sunset.

How we will miss that thundering hoofbeat.


I still miss the old rascal, I suspect I would do so for a long time.

Thank you Acidshit for my 10,000.
Tears.

COMMENTS

Keesie, I've never been the 10,000th anything, but I'm honored.

A lovely tribute to the Gut Rumbler as well.
# posted by Frothmistress : 23 September, 2006

Acidman helped me get me where I am today too.
*hugs* to you, Kees, you deserve it,
and a million hugs to Rob.
*kiss to one of my inspirations, where ever you are...Gone, never forgotten*
# posted by Misty : 24 September, 2006

A hug & kiss from Canada - congrats Kees!!!
# posted by Lisa W. : 24 September, 2006

Before you know it, it'll be 100,000. Kees, you are one in a million.
# posted by Elisson : 24 September, 2006

... congrats, killer... keep up the good work....

Eric
# posted by Anonymous : 24 September, 2006
Comments:
Keesie, I've never been the 10,000th anything, but I'm honored.

A lovely tribute to the Gut Rumbler as well.
 
Acidman helped me get me where I am today too.

*hugs* to you, Kees, you deserve it,

and a million hugs to Rob.

*kiss to one of my inspirations, where ever you are...Gone, never forgotten*
 
A hug & kiss from Canada - congrats Kees!!!
 
Before you know it, it'll be 100,000. Kees, you are one in a million.
 
... congrats, killer... keep up the good work....

Eric
 
Congrats, love! Here's to the next 10,000! **hugs**
 
Keesy, my man ... the Dylan Thomas of Tanzania ...

From my jungle to yours, I wish you a hearty mazal tov.

It's always fun to see your pix of indigents eating spiders and baboons playing with their nads.

Rock on.
 
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Woman being absurd



This a typical leftist plot by feminist to get me angry.
Well I tell you they will NEVER, NEVER EFFEN GET THAT RIGHT.
Effof and GO elsewhere.

COMMENTS

Feminists are good deep-fried.
# posted by Uncle Fester : 24 September, 2006
Only if you take their shoes off first. Assuming they're not Birkenstocks.
# posted by Frothmistress : 24 September, 2006
Comments:
Feminists are good deep-fried.
 
Only if you take their shoes off first. Assuming they're not Birkenstocks.
 
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22 September 2006

 

Protein









I like the black ones more.


COMMENTS

ralphd00d said...
The brown ones look like crickets...but what are the black ones? Spiders? I can't tell... do they taste like licorice? I have had grasshoppers and ants before, but nothing on this scale of size...

KK
They are tarentulas and they don't taste like licorice.


22 September, 2006
Um, I'll take my protien via "throat yogurt" thank you very much.
# posted by Maeve : 23 September, 2006

LeeAnn said...
With food like that it's time to become a vegan!

Friday, September 22, 2006 6:43:00 PM


ralphd00d said...
The brown ones look like crickets...but what are the black ones? Spiders? I can't tell... do they taste like licorice? I have had grasshoppers and ants before, but nothing on this scale of size...

Friday, September 22, 2006 8:30:00 PM


tony said...
Looks like Tarantulas. Magically delicious.

Friday, September 22, 2006 11:44:00 PM


Frothmistress said...
Where's the dipping sauce? I would demand dipping sauce, like thick dipping sauce. Oh geez.

Saturday, September 23, 2006 2:38:00 AM


Holder said...
blech,guess I'm not very brave

Saturday, September 23, 2006 5:17:00 AM


Velociman said...
Didi mao, GI!

Saturday, September 23, 2006 5:28:00 AM


Maeve said...
Um, I'll take my protien via "throat yogurt" thank you very much.

Saturday, September 23, 2006 6:00:00 AM


MrsJoseGoldbloom said...
Excuse me ladies...what's included in the value meal?

Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:38:00 AM


ben said...
Havin been around the world and being a retired navy chief I am eaten some things I would just as soon forget, I will take ur word those are good protein sources.

Saturday, September 23, 2006 8:42:00 AM


ben said...
uh meant have eaten, beer has protein in it I think.

Saturday, September 23, 2006 8:43:00 AM


Libby Spencer said...
I think I'll pass on the protein today and go for potassium. Got any bananas?

Saturday, September 23, 2006 7:27:00 PM


Maeve said...
Beer is way better than that nasty stuff they are peddling!

Sunday, September 24, 2006 4:05:00 AM

Comments:
With food like that it's time to become a vegan!
 
The brown ones look like crickets...but what are the black ones? Spiders? I can't tell... do they taste like licorice? I have had grasshoppers and ants before, but nothing on this scale of size...
 
Looks like Tarantulas. Magically delicious.
 
Where's the dipping sauce? I would demand dipping sauce, like thick dipping sauce. Oh geez.
 
blech,guess I'm not very brave
 
Didi mao, GI!
 
Um, I'll take my protien via "throat yogurt" thank you very much.
 
Excuse me ladies...what's included in the value meal?
 
Havin been around the world and being a retired navy chief I am eaten some things I would just as soon forget, I will take ur word those are good protein sources.
 
uh meant have eaten, beer has protein in it I think.
 
I think I'll pass on the protein today and go for potassium. Got any bananas?
 
Beer is way better than that nasty stuff they are peddling!
 
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21 September 2006

 

Chronicle of a Death Foretold

A previous post from KeesKennis

SPEEDTHANKS

And whithout further ado I hand you over to the man (that's so hard to write) that has also linked me.

Thank's to half-speed where half-rubber .......




That's me in a tree and you intrepid's beware, I might just stay there and let you die.
Signed.

God.


KK
That is the nature of the beast.
We suffer.

And he has the FUCKIN NERVE to say I don't GET HIM.

Gimme a fuckin break, please THE VMAN.



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omggggggggg!......laffin so friggin hard! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sick em kees......lmao!
# posted by imp : 22 September, 2006


I only do that for the links. It's a tough racket.
# posted by Velociman : 22 September, 2006


I bet the view is great from up there.
# posted by Libby Spencer : 23 September, 2006
Comments:
omggggggggg!......laffin so friggin hard! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sick em kees......lmao!
 
I only do that for the links. It's a tough racket.
 
I bet the view is great from up there.
 
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New feature on KeesKennis



If I find a comment so good, funny, akward, stupid etc. it will be copied to the main post with a link.

So please check back a few posts.
Most of the comments are far funnier than the posts.

Comments:
They could tell from the air traffic tower that this flight was definately having landing gear issues ...
 
I guess this is what it would look like if roadkill could look up.
 
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Not getting biscuits in Africa

A CULINARY POST FOR THE SOUL.


Fee Fo Fum.


What do you mean my balls are wet?


You don't want me to stick arround?


You sure?



Whada you mean with "Listen buster if you stay your balls are toast"?



Ok, ok, ok, o,,,,,

So maybe some things here are not "little things in life"
Key will understand.

But biscuits is biscuits.
Comments:
.. indeed, brother... always nice to start the morning with a nice, soft, warm piece of buscuit...

.. jam, of course, is always optional... heh heh...

Eric
 
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