11 September 2006
While Guyk is not away in Helen let's abuse him as well
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's
stamina and asked him what he did to have
so much energy.
The 87 year old said "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves.
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this
Italian bread thing but me."
From, you guessed, This That And Frog Hair2