11 September 2006
While Ellison is in Helen let's abuse him.
little early. The receptionist points to a
comfortable easy chair, and asks him to be seated for
a short while. Morris settles down, picks up a glossy
magazine from the glass-topped table, opens it, and
tries to read.
However, he finds that he cannot
concentrate because he is distracted due to a rumpus
coming from behind one of the doors leading off the
reception area. Morris goes over to the receptionist
and asks: "What's going on in there?"
She replies: "It's a partners' meeting."
"But why are they shouting at each other?" Morris asks.
"It's a battle of wits," she replies.
Morris asks: "Who is in there?", and she answers:
"Horowits, Lebowits, Rabbinowits and Abramowits."
Stolen from This That And Frog Hair2