Eric makes me wonder

I have had some Friends

These two and another two bikes and one car were buried, by me.

For the small Kawa I used a shovel. A tool that SWG knows well. For the others I used excavators.

I dug a grave and put them to rest.

They served me well.

I could not bear to see any of their intimate parts be sold in secondhand shops.

Yet SWG complains about a Birth Certificate.

At the funeral for the chev me and my friends let it have a 21 gun salute.

Oh if only I had some birth certificates!!