"trimmed my toenails a wee bit too close"

Keesie have just cut his toenails and finger nails very short (close?) as to leave more shit and dirt in 2011.
Also go to the toilet before 12 and wipe well.

Anyway I wish you all a happy new year.

Here's a glass to 2012 to you all, clinck.
Always plan to be a happy drunk.