KeesKennis

Thinking out loud

2012-02-02T20:45:00.004+03:00

After the Egypt Soccer deaths shouldn't NATO be bombing the shit out of soccer stadiums worldwide now, I mean just to be consistent.

If you say Sarkozy is a POS and Cameron is a POS do you say Sarkozy and Cameron are POS or P'sOS or what. Please help.

TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND

2012-01-25T22:03:00.000+03:00

WTF
Lets GO!!

Who is the Cajun and who is the Boer?

2012-01-22T01:40:00.009+03:00

OK the Titles will tell you, but listen, please.
Many thousands of miles apart and we make the same music.
Happy "Cajun's Day" to you my brother.
Oh that was last week was it, well dang

Boeremusiek vanaf hier many more Boere/Cajun pieces from here

I do not have a musical bone in my body but play the two together and they sound the same - almost

Although it is not PC to say it anymore. I was raised to this.

Your own space?
Your own culture?
Your own language?
Your own morals?
Your own laws?
Your own ways?
Your own {Fill in the Blank}?

HOW DESPICABLE
HOW DARE YOU
I Will. And fuck you.
Not so much god left in me after a long and happy life, but enough to fuck you with. OK

We also had a couple of peeps grabbing woman at taxi ranks and such and we also had talks about how the woman deserved that, nogal. Keep your paws to yourself please or I will cut them off.

My life and morals is depicted below.
The words are simple "Hou jou hanne van my lyf af" = "Keep your hands from my body"
And this is repeated thruout.

I had to recoup and calm myself down with this.
Beutiful ain't it.

Now be honest

2012-01-21T01:20:00.012+03:00

IS THIS A MEME?

If it is all peeps mentioned here are/is tagged.

Can you trust your blog roll to vote if they can't answer this?

Pictures if you have them are welcome and WILL be published.
I just discovered a picture of a girl which I will not publish who insisted on shaving me every time we had sex.
How many times and when last did you have your pubic hair shaved by or have shaved someone of the opposite sex?
My blog roll IMHO fares like this:
If you are not mentioned (or even if you are) I need to have proof that I am wrong and it actually did or did not take place.
Rob: Plenty : Before he went to rehab? : All guesses now or not.
Bane: We can only guess but I liked him a lot when he lived , I don't think he got shaved that often.
Vman: Plenty : When he had something on with Watsername, I think a good story from him will help to clear the (h)air with a 10 inch Bowie knife in his left hand, and a Guatamalan machete in his right
Guy: Never : Maybe in Canada or with a fish - Maybe?
Denny: Often but not in the snow : He has to leave something to stick out after a avalanche when on skis
King of Greece: Lots and losts : The mother Superior knows a lot. USA, UAS etc.
Erotica: Whatevah : Whenevah
Witch: Ooh again : Last night
Blob: Mil Secret: since 1989 daily : He believes it makes you shoot straighter not screwer... I mean skewer... I mean straight not happy as in gay.

Hapiness is a long beard and a longer trigger finger, go figure.

Flitzy Phoebie: Take your guess, she is so sweet, pubes or not.
Da big hair lawyer: He took haircuts for his clients but I think he took a few and not tooo long ago. I wasn't expecting such fast results but Jimbo is giving the assholes a shave allready
Aaargh: She trims the sails and cuts you short if you talk kak like I do, so no guesses.
Cheese: More times that his rabbi would think but then that first time when he lost a foreskin has held him back.
Libby: Goody : Again
Catfish: Plenty: Last week
Marcus: When fish bait is in short supply : This morning
Bob: ????? : 1967
SWG: .... Nevah .... : ...... ? .......
Tanker: You can't trust a clean shaven electrician : He shaves pussy's for the vet, that is what he does.
Becky: Give me a ladder and I will try or maybe die
AB5Y: Maybe when he was younger
Yabu: Only when he is sober and mean : Yesterday
Grandpa: Many : Last while active on the border : Some of it was was done by Mexican bandits - struth.
Tommy: Stupidly I think not to much : He will tell a big lie about it two weeks ago.
Driver: On Major stops only : When last on full duty
Dax: Often : Before his last major trip to Africa
El Baboon: Never : Was born bald - struth
Dazd: Once or twice : 17 years ago
Froth: Maybe 3.5 times : After she hides the bodies she dances and sings, in french. strange but true and the pets join in: In french, you tink I lie - nevah
Stu: Often : He also likes dogs and nurses.
Rex: Never : The knives in his life is toooo big to allow close to his pubes.
DoF: Conjecture : I will just be kakked out for not following good research methods.
Holder: Useless to guess : Her husband is a ex marine : Talk amongst yourselves
Shadowscope: SEE HOLDER ABOVE, they have cute kids and the one is a repete.
Dog: Plenty, with every lick : I mean tattoo or is it a revamp of some old crap with old guns etc.
Og: Nevah : Maybe every six months if his knees are/is OK and his car's clutch is working.
Insty: Indeed: Heh
Cory: Boing : Boing
Pondering: Haiku, not so fast, don't cut so deep, however shallow that may sound. (NEW FORM)

Captain Schittino

2012-01-18T00:18:00.000+03:00

Read this captain SHIT

-De Falco: "No, please. You now get up and go on board. They are telling me that on board there are still..."
-Schettino: "I am here with the rescue boats, I am here, I am not going anywhere, I am here..."
-De Falco: "What are you doing, commander?"
-Schettino: "I am here to coordinate the rescue..."
-De Falco: "What are you coordinating there? Go on board! Coordinate the rescue from aboard the ship. Are you refusing?"
-Schettino: "No, I am not refusing."

Nobody knows how they WILL react but my history shows, and I know that I will not react like this.

I love authority - Not

2012-01-13T02:38:00.001+03:00

CLICK on PHOTO to MAKE BIG
This is a very nice photo of my love of authority
It depicts me after a 3 month "You cannot refuse" call up for a Camp in the NDF.
If you click on the photo and make it bigger you will see that my eyes are clear, the right hand index finger nail is dirty, the pay packet shows that I spent some months in pay of the army, etc.
So how did I get to look so much like a hippie after 60 days being controlled by an orginistion that prides itself shaving peoples hair?
"So Fuckemall" is a starter.
I received the invitation this call up, non refusable camp.
I go and buy hair nets and hair pins and gel to limit my hair from showing.
I and my friends do undercuts up my neck. As high as my ears.
I reported for duty as called for but slightly late with a good excuse with my hair all gelled up under a cap, regulation size.
Because I was late with a good excuse I was rushed past a lot of prying/testing peeps and onto a departing Bedford.
During a mass prayer meeting the next morning I had to take off my head covering and I hear the Officer behind me proclaim " Goeie Christus God" as my locks start tumbling down.
THEN THE LIES STARTED
During interrogation and questioning I maintained that my hair was principle to my earning a wage as I was employed as a Drummer in a band called "The Gutter Kids"
Remember that I do not have a smidgen of music in my body.
Anybody with any sense (Somebody in the Army?) would have asked me to do a drum solo with two forks, nobody did, and I survived with my hair intact.
The next day I was interviewed by a senior Predikant (Priest, Rabbi) and during this I found my way to salvation (His Beard). He was mistakenly advised by me that his Beard and my Long Hair was on the same level.
I survived with my hair for another 8 days.
These camps were always expanding. You were only called up for 22 days, then it was expanded for another 22, and you ended doing 3 months.
So on day 28 I had to go and shoot on the range.
Hair in a net and mosdop on top.
"Mosdop" is the plastic inner of a Metal helmet.
Because of my genetic inheritance I manage to outshoot everybody that day
And I keep my hair for a another week or so.
I then arm wrestle a Corporal and gain a week.
By then the Man of God is on my side and me and him go and see the COMMANDANT, the guy in charge of the whole camp.
He thought that I looked like a young diety (Jesus) and forgave me my sins and there I was back in civvy life with my long hair.
You all can do it with smoke and mirrors or with "fuckemall"

I DO NOT DO OUTHORITY AT ALL
Not even if it is good.
Hey Ray my GRANDSON my advice to you is to do what you want.

My grandson and me

2012-01-12T22:27:00.000+03:00

Ray was resting very comfortably on my belly

My grandchild

2012-01-11T20:31:00.001+03:00

Hi Vida me and Cindy love you Ray and Pierre

Let the accolades flow in

A grandchild - The Waiting

2012-01-11T01:53:00.001+03:00

Cindy and me took Vida out for a bite to eat.
She looks heavy, that is the struth, heavy.
All 5 foot and 3 inches of her.
I love all of her pounds

And then I get the sms "On our way to meet Ray"
Vida and Pierre is mostly Afrikaans but I get this sms on Cindy's phone and Cindy is mostly English, but in a good way.
And I send back " We love him verskriklik alreeds"
That means " We love him so much already"

And the latest news:
The birth is happening and the docter gave her a pill to sleep and it will happen soon

I CANT WAIT TO BE A GRAND DADDY

Vida insists that the birth will be natural and not induced and she will wait for the boykie to battle his way into this world.
Wish her strength, will ya.

The Cats Mother joined the SPCA as a volunteer

2012-01-03T05:11:00.004+03:00

As we started many moons ago when she asked/told me to marry her I had Snoekies and Tatsie and she had Maniesi, That made THREE in Cape Town.
Then Tatsie gave birth to JJ, Liksie @ Wiley that made SIX in Cape Town.
All SIX moved to Botswana.
Maniesi and Snoekies were buried in Botswana and we moved to Pretoria where JJ strayed to far and never came back. That nade THREE in Pretoria.
We asked Ondria to look after Wiley and Liksie
And then in Mozamdique Babaloo joined us and Tatsie and that made TWO in Mozambique and TWO in Cape Town
The whole kaboodle moved to Zambia via Tanzania and we were promptly joined by "Whatsis Name" Sassy Boy and That made FIVE again.
Ms mz mrs RooRoo arrived and bore PushPush and Dessie and in tow came Big Boy
That left us with NINE
Babaloo a special cat was only around for the short term and was burried in Zambia, that left the number of specials at EIGHT.
Mr Sassy Boy was taken out by a mamba and that left us with SEVEN

We moved to SA with that number, actually 2 strange kittens were moved here and the Cats Mother send them back and demanded that PushPush and Roo Roo was returned to her and all was well. Multi country angst and loss (financial) was felt, but all was as it was supposed to be.
Then Liksie departed to the Mouse field in the sky and we were down to SIX.

And now with the Cats Mother in said position as SPCA volunteer we have received the joy's and attention's of Miss Moustro and Miss Tinkerbell and joy behold we are up to the proper number of EIGHT.

I do love them all, the new ones are so special : As the Cat's mother say they arrive in their "Forever Home" and into our hearts for all time.
Bless Them.

Judging Others.
MC has his share of specials I think
Maeve has 1, those breasts can take another 2, at least. ( Duck & Run)
Cheese Aisle have 1, but they must/will get another 2, I think.
SWG has 2 but need more as he have discovered a world outside blogging, 3 to 4 cats will bring him back.(Lock & Load)
Yabu will get his Anger tuned out by just one, although I love The Stretch
Vman might get personal, if you know what I mean, wink.
Talking of pussy, GuyK might get a life other than ...
Animal Catharsis might have to rethink his strategy, but he can do with a few.
I am shure Erica can take a photo of one and love one if she can find one in NY.
Jimbo can sue one or call her Sue as he wish.
Stu can make Bulley Stew for plenty cats, not that I would like that of course.
Confession: I had a dog called Dapper that chased cats and killed them in an instant and then pissed on them and then came back to me for acknowledgement and love.
K9 is a lost cause I would presume
Mrs AAAARGGGHHH might throw a Frothie if I bring my cats aboard
Luck as it falls will have Rex miss all EIGHT with seventeen shots (that is 5 magazines with 6 rounds each including the ones that he missed to load)

Stu's comment below refers to this
Average cost breakdown for dogs and cats

Dog food $3,900 Cat food $2,444

Vet bills $2,860 Cat litter $1,560

Boarding $1,586 Boarding $1,300

Vaccines $940 Vet bills $800

Heartworm $676 Flea control $780

Misc. $3,368 Misc. $1,622

Dogs $13,330 Cats $8,506 per year

So how do you justify all this extra energy that was used to produce for your lump of effection.
I know that he has 2 dogs versus my 8 cats but I here in SA sure as shit do not spend that amount on my cats. But in socialistic Stu's life I think that might be poss.

I still think that Cats WIN

If Obama had a drone

2012-01-03T01:22:00.002+03:00

But as we all know Obama has fuckall.

If he had a left a shrunken left ball he would have dron this

In this target rich enviroment Obama had no balls left not even a dro

Then he ran out off o's

Anf he ended up with no dr

Then he had no d

And America got screwed, just like he intended

You are welcome.

Butt he liked it as it was

He had no balls to start with, struth.

"trimmed my toenails a wee bit too close"

2011-12-31T21:08:00.000+03:00

Keesie have just cut his toenails and finger nails very short (close?) as to leave more shit and dirt in 2011.
Also go to the toilet before 12 and wipe well.

Anyway I wish you all a happy new year.

Here's a glass to 2012 to you all, clinck.
Always plan to be a happy drunk.

Falling gracefully - Another repeat and update

2011-12-24T09:33:00.003+03:00

First posted here

And this graceful faller will be an aunt coming next January and she is now studying actuarial science at the U of Cape Town

My cousin Robyn, a bright kid from bright parents.
They grow up so fast.

Rat bastard commies and KeesKennis - A REPEAT

2011-12-18T02:22:00.002+03:00

He is now no more - What will follow?

Perhaps there will be light.

A true undoctored, unphotoshopped piece of histiry.

Who will you vote for?

Comments:

My! You have rather nice legs!

MCmostly cajun | Homepage | 08.11.09 - 3:40 am | #

I am SO glad I was not drinking anything when I seen this photo!
LOL!!!!Maeve | 08.13.09 - 7:46 am | #

In about 30 to 40 days

2011-12-03T21:21:00.000+03:00

This young girl, holding the baby, will become a mother.
And I and the Cat's Mother will become Grandpa and Grandma
I can't wait.
I do love you pumpkin, so much.

K20 (+ 8 meaningles numbers)

2011-12-02T00:26:00.002+03:00

So me and my partner start a new company to buy this building and that is what we are now called

Beautiful building nontheless

We are opening a Garden & Home emporium or sum such

You can enter : 15 Reitz St, Robertson, South Africa into Google earth

Or flollow Google earths direct shit below
15 Reitz St, Robertson, South Africa
Now directly removed by me

Tailgunner

2011-11-30T14:38:00.001+03:00

Very old but some things don't change

Houston, we have a problem

2011-11-26T15:21:00.005+03:00

If we only had to worry about big ego's.

Do not post when pissed - or drunk

2011-11-25T21:34:00.004+03:00

Duct tape is not OK

But then:
Duct tape is OK.

Imagine just for one moment, a short one, that you are from Mississippi Delta, yea I know its tough but please bear with me and then the duct hunting season opens. The conflict in your mind!

Hi Rex

Photographic proof

2011-11-19T17:39:00.005+03:00

Here we have photografic proof of a young "Tanker" developing the internet (maybe with a little help from Al Gore)

That is if you can believe this site

Go and check these piccies, a wonderfull record.

I do believe the time frame fits. Ducks and runs.

Hide, Then hit

2011-11-15T21:11:00.006+03:00

A fortnight or so ago Og posted "When I was just a lad"
I saw it and wanted to comment, instead I travelled and grafted
Travel: 160 Home to airport + 2000 Cape Town to JHB + 6000 JHB to Accra + 200 Accra to Iduapriem + 200 Iduapriem to Accra + 2000 Accra to Freetown + 300 Freetown to Tonkolili .
That is 10 860 km plus local travel and that is at least 11,000 km per leg.
So since Og posted that I have moved about 44 thousand kilometers

Dear reader that is just why I have not posted a comment so bear with me.

In Og's comments to his post he replies several times but he ends with this:
og
Stephen: Until you have experienced “have no choice” you probably won’t ever understand “have no choice”. When you are adequately overpowered, choice is removed from you. Then the only choice you have is how to act afterwards.

And what I want to address is the how you act afterwards.

I will give you 3 stories about how I reacted during or after the fact of assault.

1971: I am serving in the army and a group of recruits decide that I do not shower enough.
In retrospect I can say that they are led by a NCO of low rank that tells them to care for themselves and they should look after themselves.
So I get mobbed and dragged to the ablution block and get washed by yard brooms and whippy towels.

Bruised, scraped and bleeding I offered no defence. When the mob gets you dey getz u. Survive is the name of the game.

A week later a certain Corporal from the Permanent Force stumbles out of the Senior Officers pub and on the way to his car he is assaulted and four fingers on his hand is broken, like it was stomped on by a army boot, and his lower teeth is broken like it was kicked in by an Army boot.
As this happened in an Ultra Secure Army area the verdict was that he just fell awkwardly whilst drunk.

About a month later I waited at three in the morning for two of the secondary serviceman.
As they were pissing into the sand I hit them from behind with a pick handle wrapped in rags.
The big guy that used the yard broom actually turned round before I hit him and fell on his back with his dick in his hand and pissing over himself.

1974: I am working towards a qualification on a very hands on craft which would include, Welding, Machining, Electrical, Wiring, Circuits and at Iscor in those day were just the best and was called Instrument Technician.

As we all wore the Iscor issued overalls some younger guys in the crew went around and placed lighted cigarettes into the back pockets of unwary guys. Once the cigarette burned through the cloth and the guy started beating his own ass to extinguish such, great hilarity would ensue.
I warned anybody and everybody that I would retaliate very strongly if this should happen to me.
So nobody put a burning butt in my butt pocket until the deputy Minister of Industry came to honour us on our graduation.
As he was reading from his given notes and wishing all well I felt a hand in my back pocket of the suit I was wearing, I was graduating after all, and turned around to to find a joker/loser that was not graduating putting a butt in my butt pocket. I turned and kicked his ass in as well as his shoulder and mouth.

As the top scoring appy I was supposed to be the last of my group but they got me on as soon as they could and let me go.
Sela

1981: Serving as a Commissioned Officer with the rank of Captain I am overseeing a new intake into a area of conflict.
A Big troop about 6' 6" and 300 lbs came for his initial interview. During this interview we disagreed on a few things and and he knocked me out of my tent into the parade ground.

I ordered the MP's not to take any action

I knocked him out from behind with a blacksack with 5 rounds of ack ack and some socks whilst he was pissing, obviously at 3 in the morning.

I tended his wounds and he served himself and me well in various dangerous situations.

Yes Og, you are at risk when it is 5 to 1 when you are naked but you can always hit back.

I further want to say to Stephen who left this comment below.

Stephen
I understand the “mob” mentality. I do. But, the resigned acquiesence, just escapes me. The soap in the tea towell is good, but a nice little leather and lead shower proof sap necklace could come in handy as well. Just sayin’…

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THERE and you know fuckoll

Or if you think you can do it now:

Please talk to Dax and come and see me

Furthermore go and read This and learn a bit about life.

Brown pants and I suppose panties

2011-11-03T11:48:00.001+03:00

The Edumukation of Old Phat Stu

2011-11-03T00:00:00.005+03:00

Stu Savory
A leftie socialist expat Scot living in Germany

I found him thru some search or other and linked him

By clicking on my blogroll he found what he didn't believe excisted
Clever, very clever people on the conservative side of the political spectrum

Myself of course
Elisson at Cheese
Dale at Mostly Cajun
I see that he dropped Froth, she was to much for him to handle, dont worry Stu we unnerstand.
And now I see his lame shit comments at Rodgers, the Real King of fwance

Like
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2011/06/cindersarah-and-evil-step-sisters.html
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2011/06/japan-scientist-synthesizes-meat-from.html
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2011/03/taks.html

Stu you might as well give up, you have run out of other peoples money.
Your socialist structures are going down, big time.
Help yourself if you can.

I am one of the lucky few that got nailed by socialists early in my life so I could recover independant of government structures.
So if Greece goes belly up I would suffer less than most

The simple life, without effin socialists
Work or produce to earn money
Spend less than what you have earned.
Keep this up for 15 years and save some more
And then the heaven of Keesie will descend upon you

I have gone "Galt" a long time ago

Dear Stu please tell me more about how socialism is better than me relying on my own resources and looking after me and mine, and I will tell you about those less fortunate than me that I have looked after.

FUCK COMMIES AND SOCIALISTS
Sorry Rodger, I didn't plan it this way.

Drying grapes

2011-10-27T09:13:00.002+03:00

Watching grapes dry might be just as boring as watching paint dry but actually drying grapes with a giant rideble hairdryer is a tricky job

Ooops

2011-10-21T11:41:00.000+03:00

To Ray my Grandson to be born in Jan 12

2011-10-12T23:59:00.040+03:00

Esta my late wife and the "Grandmother" in this

We do miss you

Grandfather and Grandmother

The twinkle was there

WELCOME

WELCOME

I AM OVERJOYED
Just some famshots of the people that makes up your history from Grandad and Grandma's side

On your mothers side

Mostly Mother

Top Left Grandmother, and friends, with Grandfather, Grandfather, Greatgrandfather and Greatgrandmother

Oh wasn't she such a beautiful women

Middle left: Greatgrandpa, Mother, Greatgrandma

Grandmother during her and after her last visit to Canada

The pain was all over

Top left Greatgrandmother with Grandmother

Greatgreatgrandmother

Greatgreatgrandfather and Greatgreatgrandmother

Mother on her back

Cindy

Oh and Ondria is having a baby boy 3 weeks later

He is so new that his name is Gogga

Grandma and Grandpa

On the right is Greatgranma and Greatgrandpa, Susan and Boshoff

Still dating I suspect

But the twinkle was there

Greatgrandad on graduating with a BsC in Mining Engineering

Mother and Grandmother

Oh! Esta, you would have loved this grandbaby thing

From left to right top: Greatgreatgrandmother, Grandfather, Lana

Middle: Skin

Bottom: Carel

Shadow: Gerda

Ouma Susan Greatgrandmother

Oupa Boshoff Greatgrandfather

Grandfather is middle left with the dirty shirt

And this is you

Handsome little man ain't he

Hey youngster "Apples and Trees"

I have allready told Vida and Pierre that as soon as he can talk I will get him his own celphone so that he can phone me and tell me if they are unfair to him.

CONGRATULATIONS

And take great care

Life is so precious

Sidebar warnings - Don't ever mess with Kees.

2011-10-09T21:40:00.002+03:00

Don't ever mess with Kees.

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.

The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.

The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damned near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder and then stick it in his ear."

Wise words or such - Overheard - ALERT

2011-10-07T00:10:00.004+03:00

I look at This blog weekly if I am not busy

And sometimes I wonder if the youngsters have it easier with all the new media

From last night

I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"

I hope she got drunk and laid

And they are just as stupid as I was

Of Course Vman can help me with this doubt.

If you are an old aunty with your knickers in a knot look no further.

Intellectual rigor and cutting edge thinking

2011-10-03T01:06:00.003+03:00

I was never this stupid

The only peeps that I know that fly or flew planes are Dale and Stu, and I would like to get their reaction to this.

When do you have to see things that close to the ground, you should know they are there.

Maybe the pilot got a extra few points because his grand parents was artificial immigrants

Some peeps should not have kids

2011-10-02T00:53:00.000+03:00

What on earth are these THINGS

2011-10-01T23:39:00.002+03:00

Via Sitemeter I get a link from Boobies and Beer

What are those ghoulish thing hanging behind the girls right shoulder?
All I can think is that she is taking of her belt to hit them to death to save the boat and its other passengers.

From 2009

Skin Staples

2011-10-01T20:36:00.005+03:00

1841 – Samuel Slocum patented the stapler. Hey! A milestone IS a milestone…

Yes it is a very clever little machine.

In the lower piccie you see the staples.

If they were just 2 headed nails they would pop out.

But the far end was bent by pressure far back to move to the centre and secure the staple.

Very Clever.

Keesie might live in a paperless office but he has/have used skin staplers often in his life.
I first saw or became aware of the name 'Samuel Slocom' in MC's post but I want to thank Samuel for his invention.

In any physical trauma emergency where you are far from doctors and hospitals you need to stop the bleeding and close the wound and you have to do so quickly and cleanly.

So maybe MR 75% CAJUN it was a BIG MILESTONE to some peeps.

Do witches float?

2011-09-24T22:10:00.003+03:00

Yes they do as do hummingbirds.

You see they all grow out of trees.
But with Witches there is more wood involved, in the traditional sense I mean.

A Typical Politician

2011-09-24T21:43:00.002+03:00

The head and the ass is interchangeable

Piccie

Family in captivity

2011-09-16T22:12:00.003+03:00

Marcus speculates on balls in Washington
Instead of using my 3rd removed cousin's infantile small set he could have had a piccie of a fully grown set.
Another oppotunity wasted

Good to have you back and posting tho.

Helpimg out Jabu Da Bad

2011-09-14T01:18:00.004+03:00

YABU SAYS
I believe people should not be allowed to vote in a Presidential election unless they can pass a simple quiz. Hell, you have to pass a test to get a drivers license, or get a concealed carry permit.

ALL who wish can fill out the meme from Yabu's site

Here is/are Keesies

1. Who is the current President of the United States, the Vice President, and which political party do they belong to?
U be so stupid is u doont no dat dat is Barack Nosign Pajama ( he being to smart to tell us when or where he was created)
DNC =

2. Name the three branches of the U.S. government.
U being supa stopid hear, it is (da Taking, and Da Giving elected), and then we have de Pres to make shore they give to the right peeps, and Da jailing of da peeps dat do not give enough

3. What is the Preamble to the United States Constitution?
Pre is a nonothing word, we like to amble to the USA then we like to amble to the pay out line and then we like to amble to the hospital line but we do not like it when the cops amble when we call dem

4. What is the order of succession to the President of the United States, by office, and who currently holds these offices? First four only.
O dat is eezi
Da 1st blackish president -Michelle Clinton
Da vice precedent – Dat dude who had Client No 9 as his moniker
It is very racist to ask for 4, FUCK YOU AND YOUR RACIST ANCESTORS. Pleaes try to be civil

5. Who is your State Senator, Congressmen/women, and Governor, and which party are they members of?
Zuma
Zuma
Zuma
ANC

6. What type of government is the United States of America?

a. Monarchy
b. Democracy
c. Republic
d. Dictatorship
e. Constitutional Republic
f. Theocracy

Wat?
Know time frame given for da answer
Butt know we have the da man dat is paying my rent and my gas sio I gess dat u wont me to answer
Benificial dicktatorship
But I Gess a Constipanional Repuplic is da answer.

About here I Felled asleep

7. Who did we fight during the Revolutionary War?
Da bad okes, and dey wont be speaking Spanish.

8. Recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

I alledge dat she is sleeping aroun and she pledges not to do so anymo

9. What do the stars and stripes on the United States flag stand for?

57 states is da stars and we be mo dan a sargent fo sho for all dose stripes

10. How many Supreme Court Justices are there?

Da supremes is no 1 and day dont be counted

11. In which state is the U.S. Capital? (trick question)

Da Capitol, u'se being wery stupid.

12. What is significant about July, 4, 1776?

The Cat's Mother is born 184 years later

13. What are the qualifications to become the President of the United States of America?

The recent and close past "record" defies qualifications.

The Keesie guess is: Counting BACK:
44) : Half black/Half white with 100% communist ideals and 100% stupid with a good telepromter reading record and hidden records from Harvard and a fat obsessed stupid wife.
43) : Mumbling high SAT score from Harvard and Yale with a spending streak
42) : Definitions?. "Is" my dick in her mouth or "Is" it not.
41) : Read my lips
40) : The Wall is no more
93) : Beware of the rabittttt
38) : I meant to trip you asshole
37) : I meant to lie you asshole

Da rest were chosen because dey wer Male over 35 years old and dey wer born upon da shores of da good old USA and hadn't been cought wid anoder boy or girl or liftin a gal of gas (note to self) " How da fuck you get so lucky"
Cor Blimey me, yer has to be a whitey and not a chick
I'se always wanted to say this. "Suck me Hillary"

Eminent Domain

2011-09-03T21:08:00.003+03:00

As a guy on the producing side of this world I maintain that no fucking dude can take my property for the good of those that do not produce

By force some have been taken from me.

Kelo is now a dump, ready to breed more single mothers to 7 kids

FUCK THE SOCIALISTS

And then the highest tits in the world

Now belongs to Anna not Blanko

And who the hell said Keesie does not like sport?

I WIN - OR - NOT: A Meme

2011-08-24T20:54:00.010+03:00

You have a blogroll.

Choose 3 and have a number competitions with each:
Some you lose and some you win:

Like: Contestant 1:

Maeve:
Contest A = Sexy:

Maeve WINS, I LOSE.

Contest B = Longest DICK:
I WIN, Maeve LOSE by a fair margin.

So like some TZU guy you choose your area of warfare.

And Contestant 2:

SWG (Eric)

Contest A = Sexy:
SWG wins and I lose

Contest B = Good looking:
SWG wins and I lose

Contest C = 10 pin bowling:

SWG LOOOSE and I WIN Big .

Please come and play.

And Contestant 3:

Instapundit (Glen)

Contest A = MOST Blog Hits:
Glen wins and I lose

Contest B = LEAST Blog Hits:
Glen lose and I win

Contest C = Biggest nerd:
Glen Win and I lose

The world awaits your response

And Contestant 4 to Eternity:

Please show some class like below:

Category 1: Boobies in good taste.

Category 2: Boobies in better taste.

Category 3: Boobies in beer taste

SELA

So please more piccies in Cat 3 is required.

DSK escapes from the shores of Tripoli

2011-08-23T21:48:00.004+03:00

Libyan-Americans pray in front of the White House, after celebrating and chanting, 'Merci Sarkozy! Thank you Obama!' Photo: Stephane Jourdain/AFP/Getty Images

I am sure Jefferson would have sorted this mess out
Nothing in French law stops DSK from becoming President as yet

Now as MC often say "Peace Justice and Happiness will follow"

Teh Won now have reluctancy as well as stupidity as his trademark

21 Dumb things Bikers do :-) UPDATE to CRAZY

2011-08-18T22:16:00.003+03:00

STU listed these 21 Dumb things.
But then Stu is a very responsible grown up.

I hereby list idiotic and crazy things bikers should do to go to biker heaven, my bit.

1) Burn out the clutch of your 400 cc Kawasaki by towing a 1 ton van for 46 km
2) Get arrested for having saddle holsters on your bike with rifles in them. (teh live ammo was a separate charge)
3) Being so drunk that you convince everybody that you are OK and sending the bike into a parked car whilst you fall off on your ass, all within 1 meter from where you started.
4) Hit a tortoise on a bike whilst being towed by a car.
5) Rescue a Harley Davidson by taking the engine from the drilling machine it was doing duty in and placing it back in the frame you found in a shed.
6) Abusing your Z1000R to tow a trailer with a cow and a half-born calf to a vet 80 km away, no burnt clutches or damage. But 80 km and not geting into 3rd, by god!!. Both the cow and the calf survived. (Update: Both have been eaten as steaks and mince with not a ta to me)
7) Wiping out a 1200 cc Honda in a tug of war with my Z1000R. (Actually the most damage to the Honda came whilst in was fighting itself under a parked van) We used dog chain and leather belts as a tug'o'war rope.
8) Riding pillion and drinking premix (brandy and coke) from a liter bottle and clocking 2oo kph over a speedtrap.
9) Sleeping next to the road in winter and having the right connections to take the exhaust gasses to your sleeping bag to stop you from freezing.
10) Seeing a speed trap when going fast in open vast country and knowing that you have blotted your registration (number plate) and then accelerating and sleeping in the bush next to the road for 4 days and watching the cops go hither and dither and laughing your ass of.
11) Parasail behind a bike and land in a river while you shit yourself. (This of course happened to a friend of mine)
12 to 21( You are not going to believe this shit in any case(

Tell me your best/worst

Congrats buddy

2011-08-18T19:44:00.005+03:00

I believe he got it with a 22 at over 200 yards with open sights.

So the BC score is 22 x 200 = 4400

Surely this is a Beer Camp record.

Yessir our Rex is a crack shot

piccie from Phil

What do you call a black man with a AK 47?

2011-08-16T22:37:00.004+03:00

SIR!

I see a lot of comments about Sweden and the apology to their neighbours.
You cannot win all battles. Sometimes you must survive to fight another day.
I've won and I've lost.
The fight goes on.
I wish Sweden the best in it's fight.
Obviously I've known some good Swedes or maybe some very good Swedesess. Ole. Oy for that matter.

Showing the kids how to behave

2011-08-11T20:31:00.003+03:00

A good mama

If the UK follows the principles of the above picture the riots would not happen again

Da Future, Da present, Da Past and Da Keesie campaign to kill socialists

2011-08-11T00:18:00.013+03:00

As all things here we deal in the visual.
The links to my female roll is invisble as I am disapearing into the jungles of siera leone for about 40 day, so my face will be healed by the time I return. The blood of course, I will wear as a badge of pride

So feel free to add your visual bits: NO WORDS alone

KEESIE UNNERSTANS PIKTURS: OK

ON your own blog of course with links in my comments

BHO just contacted me and told me to say: WE CAN CHANGE ALL OF THIS, yes we can.

Asshole without a pause, dat wat he is.

NOW: Get into my Heading

We can only hope that our aim is true.

Da guys and da gals on da right is correct, we do not need no fucking gov'ment

Whoo whhooo, Titties rule

A lady

And a gal , posed or not

Nice eyes

True girl and woman

Legs are vely vely goot

Stu can have his socialistic orgasm right here

Or

He and Germany can go back to the Deutchmark and fuck the Euro in the Eye

EVENTUALLY YOU RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES MONEY

EUROZONE CRISES?

It is all about being nice to all peeps all the time no fucking matter how useless they are

C'mon Kees, you can do better than that! where is the

Savage Sarcasm

Indecent Irony

Cheap Claptrap, the

Kees Kennis we all know and love?

How about I was working and did not have time for crap?

The fabulous fantastic twins

But hey, I'm wanking at you (wanking is the correct past tense for having winked)

Your choice ( she will primaty Obama)
You read it here for the 22289076 th times FIRST

False but accurate

Right about here I tink Da Froth would like to say someting about Toads

You better beware

I warned you
And I think you can listen up to da Parkway Guy and learn how to spit (aauughew pqnes)

Ok, Ok I will buy your pussy some corn

"OK I will go with you then as my pussy is right out of corn"

"Mr Obama, I did told you not to put toos many taxes on da donkey"

Goody, photoshop or not

You spent to much, dat is what went wrong

Monica with her mouth open and not full (or partly full) for the first time in the Clinton era

It was only like yesterday that Monica was crawling arround the white house and putting things in her mouth

GB 41 and who?

GB 41 in retrospect

As I am writing this effin awfull postI am tingking

My Ladies can supply beterder pics about "LIPS"

I am Tinkin about

As Dabitches appear on my roll I link dem
Erica (Da Photog and Da Brooklyn gal)

Maeve (Da Mother and Da Witch)
Bonita (Da Mother and Da Cook and Da Photog, not to mention Da canoeing skilz)

Joan(Da Boat Captain and Da Anarchist and Da Fountain of words)

Libby(Da druggie Counselor and Da Whatsis in Fashion)

Misty(Da Lost in the mist of Time but battling with swords, non fluffy whatsis blond)

Key(Da Dead to all of us MF's)

Becky(Da Mother and untrainable woman)

Kim(Da what can I as a mere mortal man say, Da dog is Queen)

Leslie(Da driver of some serious sex and common sense)

Nancy(Da plant gal of choice if you gotta learn sometin)

Dax( Da Mother who who wants to fight but can't travel)

K(Da women for when you lost it and want to go on, courage, go there and help by commenting)

Cindy(Da missing rainbow)

Rosie(Da rough mountain sex gal with way to much love for all Da animals and peeps arround, dis gal skers me, big time)

Jody AKA "The Hunters Wife"(Da Mother that commented here once)

Jayne(Da "Nice to meet you Ma'm, now dat you are living in Africa, can I do someting to please you, I do not want to be chopped up, I retract everuthing I've said before, please)

Megan(Da Business gal with reel sens)

Ann(Da leftie/rightie prof in WI)

Fish(Da Youngster woman and not yet a Mother)

SELA

Your guess is as bad as mime

He got what he deserved
(This is Hypo Marx's congrats to JFK for being elected)

Fucking Marxist

Fat Cat

My My what a poepol

A poepol liar

About to kiss who?

Da truth

I am sure dat Da Cajun would agree wid me about da LBj

Sacrilege?

2011-08-08T20:00:00.005+03:00

I have my own sauna.
Purpose built in one corner of my property.
After a life of getting by with comercial saunas this one is magic.
NO AL GORE INFLUENCE.
2.5 m X 2.0 m by 1.95 m tall.
Double brick walls and a standard solid wooden door.
The insides are finished in Abecha wood with a lower and upper benches.
9 Kw of heating element covered by rocks small to big.
I can induce a heat surge of 130 to 170 Deg F by adding water.

I also smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey in this sacred space.

BUT THIS NOT THE SACRILEGE.

I am thinking of adding infrared heaters to make my legs sweat.

Is that taking the Finish Sauna model to far?

Happy sweat to you.

Hunting thru the night

2011-08-01T00:40:00.002+03:00

You have been at it for days and many hours. Finaly your veld skills are paying off, you see this sign in the sand and your day is finaly done.
Suddenly all those hours in the sun and the heat feel worthwhile, the lack of water feels not so bad.
Reading the track left by the most hunted is very pleasing.

Complaints are better left there OK.

Al Gore and AGW scores as Sam and Yabu cringes

2011-08-01T00:06:00.003+03:00

Yabu uses same picture for ?nd and 4th destruction

At least he could have used the pic above that I prepped earlier

But Sadly no, same old , same old

I still want my job as:
"The Head Relationship Manager and Vermin Control and South African Relations is KeesKennis. He is fucking crazy. Welcome aboard!"
And now I need to add to that TITLE:
" The head of photo multiplicity protection and nipple size evaluator"

OK I will take Stretch as my deputy, OK?

Now we know why he needs the Headgear

2011-07-31T22:56:00.005+03:00

Planking goes wrong

Clickety click

Oy !

I do not think that Eli is a skinny black w3oman (the 3 is silent) but the care that one have to take is amplified.

Neither do I think that he weighs 59 kg, maybe his dick.

Eye deed eet maaai way

Better late than never, I guess

2011-07-31T00:34:00.005+03:00

Yabu asked a question here that I did not answer:

Just curious...what caliber and type of gun was used to down that big-ass Lion?

Well Yabu I don't even have to think.
We had (BB'S) pellet guns, 22's, 3030's and 457 Mausers.

Up to when I left school I thought that was how guns were ordained.

Can anyone guess the answer to Yabu's Question

Seeing that the USA elected BHO I am thinking that a lot (51%) of Americans would opt for the pellet gun.

I am no gunsmith nor do I have a lot of knowledge about firearms, but I do believe that that Mauser was German, not Swedish.

False charge.

2011-07-30T23:00:00.000+03:00

Behave yourselves you stupid cretins.

Time for a change of underpants. hah.

This truck was folowing us and the people had no idea how to conduct themselves.
With thousands of square kilometers in which to drive they were right on my ass all the time.

I pulled over to let them pass.

Amazing how time mellows a man and make you more cynical.
Up to about 30-40, I would have been concerned for the kids safety and would have told them to get into the van in no uncertain terms.
Hell today they could become lion feed and I would try to get nice snaps. Fools.

Hi Bro

2011-07-25T23:31:00.003+03:00

It would be fitting if Vman and Casey Anthony start their 27 and a half hours of psychotic bitch sex, that it would be fitting to do that to the latest club 27 entree. Amy's exit music

I like kittens

2011-07-18T23:10:00.001+03:00

I are/is/am/was/were actually a kitten

I like stupid, I am stupid

2011-06-15T02:21:00.002+03:00

Go GIRL GO fuck 'em up

Dentist

2011-06-13T18:39:00.002+03:00

Just got back from the dentist so one half of my face is doing nothing and the other half is drinking brandy.
I suppose I won't get half pissed though.

... and the hog they rode in on .. fuck them

2011-06-06T23:42:00.001+03:00

I claim no special spot it this world.
I have a above average IQ that I inherited from my Parents Susan Myburgh and Boshoff Steenekamp. No sweat from my side.
Besides their genes they have passed on a work ethic. 0ne which they both worked very hard at.
My Mom was born into a never do well side of the family yet my granddad stuck to his stupid ways and he eventually went from a "bywoner" to paying the government a fee of a few pounds, yes this was English pounds, and then owned his own farm.
A" bywoner" is a homeless person who lives on someone’s property with the owner’s permission.
He then started to farm Merino sheep for their pelts.
The merino pelt is only worth anything if it is less than a week old.
So My Grandad cut the throats of thousands of newborn sheep and swung them around to expel the blood before it could harm the pelt.
He then skinned the lifeless bodies and stretched the skins onto a frame.
And this is how he let my Mother get her degree.
He had the help of a local lawyer that lend her some money towards this degree.
This degree was in the Social sciences.
While she was a student at the University of Stellenbosch she met my dad’s sister and henceforth my dad.
A point in fact is that he travelled more than 1500 km and that must have taken at least 7 days to meet his sister and her friend, my mom.
He also studied with similar constraints so my dad at this stage was an untested provider; he had a degree however as in Bsc Mining
They stayed together as husband and wife until his death.
My dad worked at the SAR, the South African Railways, a government job for about 5 years and then started to farm on a piece of land that my granddad had acquired .
At this point I might note that my Granddad’s farm and my Father's farm were uninhabited bits of land
He went on to make this farm a producing piece of land.
I was born on this farm.
I was loved
And that is about it

So please tell me why I should support socialism.

From these meagre roots my parents produced 6 children, another was stillborn, and now I must pay for some fuctard to sit at home that the government pays for and his drugs and his children.
Why?
Fuck the socialists and their spawn
I have paid for many educations outside those that I spawned.
I love that
We have to breed what we have to breed and that is not welfare.

Nobody my age fucked up because they wanted to do better, they fucked up because they demanded better.
That is they demanded more than the produced.

Reality
Now that is a vague concept.
The president of SA after his failed attempt to save Ghadafi, has no more funds.
Sela
You read it here FIRST
I will vote against the guy that comes after him and we will win in the end.
Because I produce.

Reconstructive surgery in SF

2011-06-05T19:20:00.002+03:00

One of the thousands of PRS operatives warned me that the proposed holiday by the retired Elisson is frought with hippeis and other surgical diseases.

Just imagine Elisson now have to have a Suitcase grafted onto his penis

Eat some more unleadened bread, that will help, unless you just shoot the political class in San Fransisco and fill them with lead.

"hippeis" is a known disease in the SF medical arena, it reduces the brain and inflames the self righteousness and stinks.

Don't flatter yourself, WhiteBoy, might just retain his status as a psychic of the penis kind

I would vote for?

2011-06-02T00:05:00.004+03:00

Weiner's wiener

Dick's dick

Dick as his politic's make sense

Cute - Sri Lankan - but still cute

2011-05-16T02:27:00.003+03:00

Keesie freely admits that there is cuteness outside Africa, just.

Fatslink

2011-05-16T01:38:00.002+03:00

MTN F@stlink

Stoopid, kant spel, kant reed, kan't raait

It works OK for me as I am fat

My h8 is more tham a K9 but less than a Feel9

Don't you feel violated by this shit?

I do.

Old adage

2011-05-14T23:29:00.002+03:00

"You can only get something clean by making something else dirty"

Well I have a clean mind, now.

Vaseline

2011-05-14T22:24:00.003+03:00

Here, Mostly Cajun, looks at it as a date in history.
Cajun?, I am sure that is French or someting, anyhow we have more to explore.

Firstly Vaseline can be used as a sex aid, really?
Yes, older married couples rub it all over the doorknobs of their bedrooms so that the elder children (4 yrs or so) cannot open the door when they are skropping.

Secondly Vaseline is used when you have to fit something big into a small hole, like when you are overhauling your old 5 inch fucked up reel for a garage sale. You take out that spindle that rattles and jams and you coat it and the hole with Vaseline and you force it in. Magic, no rattles, no jams and you sell the POS for 80 dollars.

Thirdly, and I am proud to say that I have never done this, if you build or refurbish seagoing vessels you coat all mechanical equipment like winches and blocks with Vaseline, smooth man smooth is the name.

Fourthly, and now as this is a family blog and we cannot get into sexual innuendo, this gets complicated. Cajun did mention that it has "dielectric (electrically insulating) characteristics", this makes it a transmission fluid. I wonder if Og have noticed any Vaseline in the 5000 gearboxes that he have fitted?

Well tranny as you may we must get to the:

Fifthly use of Vaseline that can be :

:crucial to our survival.

Sela.

I rest my case.

In memoriam

2011-05-10T23:41:00.004+03:00

Liksie died today after surgery.

We miss our querulous little cat.
We rejoice that she was with us for almost 13 years.
My heart is bleeding.
I will miss that sharp cat.

I this real?

2011-05-08T18:09:00.002+03:00

What happens when summer comes?

UBL jokes

2011-05-05T22:25:00.003+03:00

And what do the Japanese think of the shooting of Usama Bin Laden?

They think he lost face ;-)

That is veeeeery funny.

I will have to drink to that:

Two shots and a splash of water.

A honest golfer in New Orleans?

2011-05-02T18:07:00.004+03:00

But unfortunately for the soul of New Orleans, he was only visiting.

Keesie in his prime

2011-04-29T00:59:00.003+03:00

No fences when I was young but this is a good sample

Over at my Cajun Bro we bemoan our aging skeletons.
I still have the belly.

.... leprosy is a bacterial infection that can be cured.

2011-04-29T00:08:00.003+03:00

We can't

say the same for
stupid people

"when, oh WHEN are you going to get a MODERN haircut!?".......

2011-04-26T19:24:00.003+03:00

Like this

He rejected my previous recommendation by saying ".... dude...... that's never, NEVER gonna happen..... bwhahahaahahah...."

So this might be more to his liking, I mean the guy is more his age than the previous sample.

Royal the Fuck wedding

2011-04-21T00:01:00.006+03:00

I would rather view my own witches brew.

Very nice when viewed at the correct temperature.
Ain't that correct Maeve?

The US budget in pictures

2011-04-18T22:19:00.008+03:00

REVENUE - VS - OBAMA SPENDING

I like the fact that the picture is from India, where the jobs went, and the revenue is a DONK

Shortly after I mailed this piccie to Standard and Poor, they reduced the future outlook for US debt to negative.

You will even do better by adopting my President

A Family history

JACOB ZUMA

Wives

Jacob Zuma is a polygamist, has been married five times and has 20 children

1.Gertrude Sizakele Khumalo, whom he met in 1959 and married shortly after his release from prison in 1973. They have no children.

2.Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma, a cabinet minister since 1999, with whom he had four children, Msholozi (born 1982), Gugulethu (born 1985), Thuli (Nokuthula Nomaqhawe) (born 1987) and Thuthu (Thuthukile Xolile Nomonde) (born 1988). They divorced in June 1998.

3.Kate Mantsho, from Mozambique, with whom he had five children, Mxolisi Saady (born 1980), twins Duduzile and Duduzane (born 1984), Phumzile (born 1989) and Vusi (born 1993). She committed suicide on 8 December 2000.

4.Nompumelelo Ntuli (MaNtuli), married on 8 January 2008. Ntuli, born 1975, is a resident of KwaMaphumulo near Stanger and has three children with Zuma—Thandisiwe, born 2002, Sinqobile, born February 2006 and Manqoba Kholwani born August 2010.

5.Thobeka Stacie Madiba (born Mabhija, her mother's name), married 4 January 2010 with whom he has one child. Zuma paid lobola to her clan in 2007. Their child was born in October 2007. She has another of Zuma's out-of-wedlock children living with her. Mabhija grew up in Umlazi, where she matriculated at Umlazi Commercial High School. She has worked at Standard Bank, Ithala, Cell C and SA Homeloans in La Lucia.

Fiancées

1.Zuma paid 10 cattle as lobola for Swazi Princess Sebentile Dlamini in 2002.

2.Lobola has been paid for Gloria Bongekile Ngema, with whom he has a son (born 2005), with another on the way.[79] The wedding is set for December 2010

Other children

He has another son, Edward, with Minah Shongwe, sister of Judge Jeremiah Shongwe, who asked to be recused from Zuma's rape trial because of the liaison. He has two daughters, born January 18, 1998 and September 19, 2002, with Pietermaritzburg businesswoman Priscilla Nonkwaleko Mhlongo. There are reports of four other children - three from a woman from Johannesburg and one from a woman from Richard's Bay.

2009 'love-child'In January 2010 The Sunday Times reported that Sonono Khoza, the daughter of Irvin Khoza, gave birth to Zuma's 20th child on October 8, 2009, a daughter called Thandekile Matina Zuma.

PLEASE

Give me a well spoken bloke that was not born in SA, anyday.

400 politician faces

2011-04-18T20:08:00.005+03:00

Only for the very brave, or if you want to feel a complete cunt

The opposable thumb problem

2011-04-16T15:54:00.005+03:00

That has hounded me all my life

I might lose an eye but:

At least I am not Mostly Cajun's cat

I think Crissy should come and save her/im.

Love ya Bro

Stu came and took the piccie of me in the Eastern Cape

Chemical snicker

2011-04-02T16:17:00.002+03:00

Chemists don't often get rich but they can get phosphorous.

A cock up mission

2011-04-01T23:50:00.006+03:00

When puns fail

If I get a 30 second Fisty for this, the Mission would be accomplished.

St Paddy -a - reflow

2011-03-19T03:41:00.000+03:00

Bumped because of all the rain they have over there and because I found the 1st pic on a site while wandering and wondering about the sphere and met a Nice Lady with a nice Blog, wander over and see.

This is off course my entry for Cowboy Blob's Photoshop competion

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Haaaaaaahaahahaha!!! What a great site you have, clever little bugger, aren't you? (Smile)
carol Homepage 08.15.07 - 12:48 pm #
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This really is one of the funniest things I've seen ever. It IS brilliant.
Kim Homepage 03.18.07 - 8:11 pm #

Brilliant!
Cowboy Blob Homepage 03.18.07 - 1:23 am #

THE FINE ART OF CURSING

2011-03-19T03:16:00.002+03:00

"Just what the fuck did you think you were doing? I ain't puttin' up with that kind of assholery on my watch. If you can't get your shit in one sock and do your job the right way, I'll have your nutsack flying from the front-office flagpole tomorrow. I'll cook you like a goddamn Christmas goose. And if you think I'm lying, you dipshit, just go back out there and fuck up again. I'll have your ass on a stick over the hottest fire YOU ever felt."

Mr. Rogers, I wasn't.

Da man.

He was a SHORT ass, but it didn't show

With 3 guns he has to many arms

2011-03-19T02:04:00.006+03:00

The Chaos

I believe the Egyptians will savage their past. They are Arabs, and do not respect their past. I think we should preemintively take the nation over, and protehct the antiquities we all share as homo sapiens. Speaking for myself, I have 3 guns.

Posted by Velociman at February 1, 2011 4:36 AM | TrackBack

American Digest

Velociman said...

Your coverage has been incredibly important. Thanks to you and Meade for doing what the old school media have refused to do.

3/2/11 1:04 PM

Speeling corrections via keeskennis

At Althouse he said

Posted by: Velociman at March 17, 2011 5:21 PM

And when otherwise decent cops are part of the same racket, who do you turn to? Who can you

possibly trust?

Velociman said...

You and Meade have more support than you can know. Give us the word.

3/17/11 11:02 PM

I do like this

All these sucking leftist will have to f-off when the money runs out

or if they are left with cents. I have been fighting for a long time and my cocks are making new chicks

I will have 3 egg omelet for breakfast

Dogs, all of us

2011-03-19T01:02:00.009+03:00

The camera toting almost gunless Blob gives us this.

I hope that the following PS

Is a winning ENTRY.

Like I said;

Dogs, all of us.

I hope the Blob doesn't find the introduction of some nice legs and bums "too busy" Like here

Ball up

2011-03-19T00:02:00.002+03:00

Please Mr, Presidente Obama, hire or rent a half of Lance Armstrong's balls.

Even with a quarter of a man's balls you can try to follow the Frenchie.

Helping friends out

2011-03-16T21:37:00.003+03:00

WHO?

THIS

Insanity have stopped me from posting any pictures

Look past the fact that he is/was a lawyer.

I will wish him a happy new year as he did here to me though.

I have helped other bloggers out.
Here.

AndifIwasn'tInsaneIcouldhavepostedmoregraphicpictures.

Knowledge and the need to know

2011-03-16T20:16:00.002+03:00

Half Lives of Fallout Isotopes Vs Universal Elegance

From the Half Lives of Fallout Isotopes I, Keesie, understand but from Universal Elegance I, Keesie, now fully understand.

Somebody should calculate the shortage on this.

Ta to Stu and Kim

I can now be fried.

Aw Shame

2011-03-10T02:09:00.003+03:00

Poor widdle americans.

They do not know about big frogs.

I Africa big frogs play and win half rubber against crocs , but sometimes dey lose.

In any kase that monkey dick was raised somewhere in a zoo and fed government food.

If that was a African monkey or me, the frog would have exploded, struth.

The worms ...

2011-02-27T23:02:00.006+03:00

... eating ...

... must have done their bit by now ...

... so I think those eyes are not looking at young boys anymore.

May you live in Dante's Hell, you utter cunt.

I will pay dollars to wear that mug on a T shirt.

On October 9th, 1967, Ernesto "Che" Guevara was put to death by Bolivian soldiers, trained, equipped and guided by U.S. Green Beret and CIA operatives.

Ta Bro's

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I do think i have teh essentials above

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Or even betah heah

Jeebus, socialists scare the shit out of me, somehow.

I ,, I i,, I fink

2011-02-27T22:22:00.003+03:00

Colin Firth is going to come first not fourth, he should count his lucky stars that he will not come Froth, wimp.

She can do FIVE AND A HALF HOURS

Sorry Kim, the photo is called "froth ballet shoes"

I report You decide

2011-02-24T01:31:00.001+03:00

Skank forever

And don't lie you will lick that mustard from her thigh.

Not so absurd photoshops

2011-02-24T01:14:00.000+03:00

Hi Muamar Ghadaffy - CUNT 2

2011-02-23T01:45:00.006+03:00

The wheel turns you piece of shit.

"Jou windgat kont, ek hoop jou poepol vries op en jy ontplof"

Loosely translated.

"You windbag, I hope your asshole closes up and you explode, you cunt"

Your's Truly

Keeskennis

"I hope your tongue tastes nice as it passes your ass". Your words not mine. YOU CUNT.

DIE very slowly, please.

Hi Muamar Ghadaffy - CUNT

2011-02-23T01:29:00.004+03:00

You old son of a Bitch

So we meet again.

Remember Zambia - Even a arrogant cunt like you must remember the "I will not listen" talk.

HEY POES, DIE BADLY, with my blessing OK.

And all I wish for is that all your children die badly with you.

It is time to lose your DNA.

Good riddance, pal.

A QUESTION for THINKING PeePs : LIBYA

2011-02-23T00:44:00.005+03:00

What goes thru Hillary's [In KFC lingo (two fat thighs, a left wing and small breasts)] mind and heart when she says:

"We think and pray for the people of Libya"

KeesKennis thinks like this:

And no, I am not a widdle wepoter for dat wetired "Parkway Reststop" peep

HC: "Where the fuck do you think Bill's dick is now, I hope at least that it is somewhat clean.

HC: "I pray that all the peeps clinging to guns and bibles are stupid enough to think that when I say "pray" that I am thinking like them.

HC: "Jeebus, I have just sucked a small black dick, and now, in the hope that he will support me I am looking at a full 4 inches, (what the fuck is that with you Monica) of scabby dick.

HC: "I do not put on airs, but my left buttock has more intelligence than any republican, and therefore, if you just vote for me I will run your life just fine"

Retire you bitch

How did they tell?

2011-02-22T03:01:00.001+03:00

If she did nothing for 1 day and she is now declared dead, what about the others still being paid that have done fuckol for years?

Hey Vman, come drool

2011-02-22T02:35:00.004+03:00

Mum, I think I've got a splinter!

I'm not sure why. It just is

Do I have this right?

2011-02-17T22:26:00.002+03:00

Sorry but I am from Africa and do not unnerstand most.

Is This What Vman Means When He Refers To

A Game Of Half Rubber

I can relate to these pics

2011-02-17T00:56:00.005+03:00

And vodka and coke

In a hostel

I had a dog that did this

We missed a piece

He almost died

I was hugging him

When I found the lost quill

In his jaw

What can I say

I used a branch

And only travelled on dirt roads

I am very jealous

Illustrating His words and helping where I can

2011-02-16T23:37:00.003+03:00

I'm a Fleabit Peanut Monkey..

"And for God's sake. It wasn't a wet fart. It was goddam bowel movement"

Maybe he can write about this

That will save some eye bleach

This looks cool

2011-02-16T22:53:00.000+03:00

Mine is harder and longer than your's

2011-02-14T00:06:00.001+03:00

Fighting Giraffes @ Yahoo! Video

Can you spot the winning blow?

Eric displays his short hair and trophies - No 1 in a series of many

2011-02-13T22:32:00.004+03:00

I think you have soft and lovely golden orange tresses. Your hairstyle is a timeless classic, like you.

Bullshitted by Erica on February 21, 2009 06:39 PM

This is of course theresult of the Keeskennis team exposing him here and here and here but mostly because he called me a "old goat" here

Calling Keesie an "old goat" has (and for Stu: /have/had/is/are/were/het/dat/det/was/ich bin a berliner/ach/achtung/och lassie/ngobo/mwazi/wmazi/ fuck spellcheck) consequences

Please try to find wally, the young goat.

You call me next new year.

Always be the last to leave a party

2011-02-13T22:23:00.001+03:00

Keesie have followed this policy, and it works.

Egypt

2011-02-12T00:01:00.006+03:00

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I celebrate with the Egyptians.

I hope that the "bro's" are kept in check.

I am not holding my breath.

A Nuke war. What say you.

Via Insty I arrived at the Anchoress out of my depth as far as religion goes.

But when anybody mentions the name of N Mandela, my ears perk up.

My contribution:

Nic Steenekamp
Nelson Mandela is a vile communist and a killer.
Like Rhinestone Suderman predicts: There's little to rejoice over
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David Rundle
Was apartheid better? And who did he kill?
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Avyanez
Mandela condoned the practice of necklacing. A tire is placed around the victims neck, filled with kerosene and set afire.
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Nic Steenekamp
No "apartheit" wasn't better but communism is and was "worse". As proof I submit this; The top of the pile as far as murders go.
http://www.nationmaster.com/gr...

He killed by proxy and active participation the peeps at Fathers Moustache a pub in Durban and at many other places, Wimpy bars in Welkom etc.

More than 1600 farmers in SA have been murdered by the ANC/Mandela in the last 6 years.

If you multiply by ten whatever number of "apartheit" killings you have in your mind, you will fall short of what is happening now.

And I must add david rundle sounds like a democrat and a bit dumb.

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Avyanez

And they sang and danced while the peeps were burning
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Rhinestone Suderman
Nic, I'd like my prediction to be proved wrong.

But I'm afraid it won't be.

(Just a reminder---remember the pictures of protestors waving insulting pictures of Muburak, with a Star of David on his forehead? Pray or our brothers and sisters in Israel.)

(And, yes, Nelson Mandela is that.)
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Nic Steenekamp
Yes Rhinestone, nothing will be better in Egypt, and Israel will need strong people and I pray for them

Cheers

keeskennis
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"worse" is missing somewhere.

The killing of the ANC is documented below

We do not serve women

2011-02-08T00:43:00.002+03:00

Cute