29 April 2011

 

Keesie in his prime

No fences when I was young but this is a good sample

Over at my Cajun Bro we bemoan our aging skeletons.
I still have the belly.
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.... leprosy is a bacterial infection that can be cured.

We can't
say the same for
stupid people

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26 April 2011

 

"when, oh WHEN are you going to get a MODERN haircut!?".......


Like this


He rejected my previous recommendation by saying ".... dude...... that's never, NEVER gonna happen..... bwhahahaahahah...."

So this might be more to his liking, I mean the guy is more his age than the previous sample.
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21 April 2011

 

Royal the Fuck wedding

I would rather view my own witches brew.

Very nice when viewed at the correct temperature.
Ain't that correct Maeve?

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Why yes, yes it is.
 
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18 April 2011

 

The US budget in pictures

REVENUE - VS - OBAMA SPENDING


I like the fact that the picture is from India, where the jobs went, and the revenue is a DONK


Shortly after I mailed this piccie to Standard and Poor, they reduced the future outlook for US debt to negative.


You will even do better by adopting my President

A Family history


JACOB ZUMA


Wives

Jacob Zuma is a polygamist, has been married five times and has 20 children

1.Gertrude Sizakele Khumalo, whom he met in 1959 and married shortly after his release from prison in 1973. They have no children.


2.Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma, a cabinet minister since 1999, with whom he had four children, Msholozi (born 1982), Gugulethu (born 1985), Thuli (Nokuthula Nomaqhawe) (born 1987) and Thuthu (Thuthukile Xolile Nomonde) (born 1988). They divorced in June 1998.


3.Kate Mantsho, from Mozambique, with whom he had five children, Mxolisi Saady (born 1980), twins Duduzile and Duduzane (born 1984), Phumzile (born 1989) and Vusi (born 1993). She committed suicide on 8 December 2000.

4.Nompumelelo Ntuli (MaNtuli), married on 8 January 2008. Ntuli, born 1975, is a resident of KwaMaphumulo near Stanger and has three children with Zuma—Thandisiwe, born 2002, Sinqobile, born February 2006 and Manqoba Kholwani born August 2010.

5.Thobeka Stacie Madiba (born Mabhija, her mother's name), married 4 January 2010 with whom he has one child. Zuma paid lobola to her clan in 2007. Their child was born in October 2007. She has another of Zuma's out-of-wedlock children living with her. Mabhija grew up in Umlazi, where she matriculated at Umlazi Commercial High School. She has worked at Standard Bank, Ithala, Cell C and SA Homeloans in La Lucia.



Fiancées


1.Zuma paid 10 cattle as lobola for Swazi Princess Sebentile Dlamini in 2002.


2.Lobola has been paid for Gloria Bongekile Ngema, with whom he has a son (born 2005), with another on the way.[79] The wedding is set for December 2010


Other children



He has another son, Edward, with Minah Shongwe, sister of Judge Jeremiah Shongwe, who asked to be recused from Zuma's rape trial because of the liaison. He has two daughters, born January 18, 1998 and September 19, 2002, with Pietermaritzburg businesswoman Priscilla Nonkwaleko Mhlongo. There are reports of four other children - three from a woman from Johannesburg and one from a woman from Richard's Bay.



2009 'love-child'In January 2010 The Sunday Times reported that Sonono Khoza, the daughter of Irvin Khoza, gave birth to Zuma's 20th child on October 8, 2009, a daughter called Thandekile Matina Zuma.



PLEASE



Give me a well spoken bloke that was not born in SA, anyday.


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400 politician faces

Only for the very brave, or if you want to feel a complete cunt
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16 April 2011

 

The opposable thumb problem

That has hounded me all my life


I might lose an eye but:



At least I am not Mostly Cajun's cat


I think Crissy should come and save her/im.


Love ya Bro



Stu came and took the piccie of me in the Eastern Cape



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02 April 2011

 

Chemical snicker


Chemists don't often get rich but they can get phosphorous.
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FWIW, arsoles are only moderatrely aromatic! See
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole
 
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01 April 2011

 

A cock up mission




When puns fail

If I get a 30 second Fisty for this, the Mission would be accomplished.

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oh, eck!
 
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