03 October 2008

 

100 - meme

At least to not show your pussyness, or to show your disdain, do as you are told.


100 Skills Every Man Should Know: 2008's Ultimate DIY List

NO RULES, BUT.


paste and copy this list and 'BOLD" the one that you aggree with and leave remark whre you find the skill only worthly of a man or a woman, please explain: or just make you know ITALICS


HEAR is KEESKENNIS'S 



Automotive

1. Handle a blowout : After or before you abuse your motoring skills in a sexual way? 2. Drive in snow : WTF This is for sissys only 3. Check trouble codes : WTF This is for sissys only 4. Replace fan belt  5. Wax a car : Can but Why The F 6. Conquer an off-road obstacle  7. Use a stick welder  8. Hitch up a trailer 9. Jump start a car 

Handling Emergencies


10. Perform the Heimlich: while you are not trying to convince the girl that you have to suck at her breast at the same time: NO 11. Reverse hypothermia: Off comes the bikini and on goes the track suite 12. Perform hands-only CPR: ?: you sure this is safe
13. Escape a sinking car : YES: A future post, and NOBODY DIES, OK!!

Home

14. Carve a turkey 15. Use a sewing machine 16. Put out a fire 17. Home brew beer 18. Remove bloodstains from fabric 19. Move heavy stuff  20. Grow food  21. Read an electric meter 22. Shovel the right way 23. Solder wire  24. Tape drywall  25. Split firewood 26. Replace a faucet washer 27. Mix concrete  28. Paint a straight line 29. Use a French knife 30. Prune bushes and small trees 31. Iron a shirt 32. Fix a toilet tank flapper 33. Change a single-pole switch 34. Fell a tree 35. Replace a broken windowpane 36. Set up a ladder, safely  37. Fix a faucet cartridge 38. Sweat copper tubing 39. Change a diaper 40. Grill with charcoal 41. Sew a button on a shirt 42. Fold a flag 

Where the fuck did these dudes come from? 
ED: They were born from experiments at the Gender Studies departments from UNIVERSITIES all over the USA.

Medical Myths

43. Treat frostbite: In Africa? 44. Treat a burn 45. Help a seizure victim 46. Treat a snakebite 47. Remove a tick 

Military Know-How

48. Shine shoes: fuck you allready 49. Make a drum-tight bed: to fuck on? 50. Drop and give the perfect pushup: MAKE ME, YOU CUNT.
Where the fuck did these dudes come from? 
ED: They were born from experiments at the Gender Studies departments from UNIVERSITIES all over the USA.

Outdoors

51. Run rapids in a canoe: Done 52. Hang food in the wild: Done 53. Skipper a boat: Done 54. Shoot straight: ???? 55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike: Done 56. Escape a rip current : At Sea or inside the tent?

Primitive Skills

57. Build a fire in the wilderness: If you are STUPID you have no lighters. no matches, no lenses?. Please go cold 58. Build a shelter: done 59. Find potable water : Ya mean all that on your back is WHISKEY.

Surviving Extremes

60. Floods 61. Tornados 62. Cold 63. Heat 64. Lightning 
YOU AND YOU ONLY CHOOSE WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVE, WHY SHOULD I WORRY 

Teach Your Kids

65. Cast a line  66. Lend a hand 67. Change a tire 68. Throw a spiral 69. Fly a stunt kite 70. Drive a stick shift 71. Parallel park 72. Tie a bowline 73. Tie a necktie 74. Whittle 75. Ride a bike 
Where the fuck did these dudes come from? 
ED: They were born from experiments at the Gender Studies departments from UNIVERSITIES all over the USA

Technology

76. Install a graphics card: NO I PAY NERDS TO PERFORM 77. Take the perfect portrait: OK if you want to 78. Calibrate HDTV settings 79. Shoot a home movie 80. Ditch your hard drive 
Besides the movie

Master Key Workshop Tools

81. Drill driver  82. Grease gun 83. Coolant hydrometer  84. Socket wrench 85. Test light 86. Brick trowel 87. Framing hammer  88. Wood chisel  89. Spade bit  90. Circular saw  91. Sledge hammer 92. Hacksaw 93. Torque wrench  94. Air wrench 95. Infrared thermometer  96. Sand blaster 97. Crosscut saw  98. Hand plane 99. Multimeter 100. Feeler gauges 

Did we leave anything out—or included a skill you don’t think is worthy? Sound off in our chat.




Comments:

"Did we leave anything out—or included a skill you don’t think is worthy?"

Fuck standing up in a canoe without capsizing it?


GravatarPunching hippies.


GravatarUm, clean up dog poop when it drops?

Keesie, you're scaring me.


Gravatarchange hands without missing a stroke?




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