03 October 2008
100 - meme
At least to not show your pussyness, or to show your disdain, do as you are told.
100 Skills Every Man Should Know: 2008's Ultimate DIY List
NO RULES, BUT.
paste and copy this list and 'BOLD" the one that you aggree with and leave remark whre you find the skill only worthly of a man or a woman, please explain: or just make you know ITALICS
HEAR is KEESKENNIS'S
Automotive
1. Handle a blowout : After or before you abuse your motoring skills in a sexual way? 2. Drive in snow : WTF This is for sissys only 3. Check trouble codes : WTF This is for sissys only 4. Replace fan belt 5. Wax a car : Can but Why The F 6. Conquer an off-road obstacle 7. Use a stick welder 8. Hitch up a trailer 9. Jump start a carHandling Emergencies
13. Escape a sinking car : YES: A future post, and NOBODY DIES, OK!!
Home
14. Carve a turkey 15. Use a sewing machine 16. Put out a fire 17. Home brew beer 18. Remove bloodstains from fabric 19. Move heavy stuff 20. Grow food 21. Read an electric meter 22. Shovel the right way 23. Solder wire 24. Tape drywall 25. Split firewood 26. Replace a faucet washer 27. Mix concrete 28. Paint a straight line 29. Use a French knife 30. Prune bushes and small trees 31. Iron a shirt 32. Fix a toilet tank flapper 33. Change a single-pole switch 34. Fell a tree 35. Replace a broken windowpane 36. Set up a ladder, safely 37. Fix a faucet cartridge 38. Sweat copper tubing 39. Change a diaper 40. Grill with charcoal 41. Sew a button on a shirt 42. Fold a flagWhere the fuck did these dudes come from?
ED: They were born from experiments at the Gender Studies departments from UNIVERSITIES all over the USA.
Medical Myths
43. Treat frostbite: In Africa? 44. Treat a burn 45. Help a seizure victim 46. Treat a snakebite 47. Remove a tickMilitary Know-How
48. Shine shoes: fuck you allready 49. Make a drum-tight bed: to fuck on? 50. Drop and give the perfect pushup: MAKE ME, YOU CUNT.Where the fuck did these dudes come from?
ED: They were born from experiments at the Gender Studies departments from UNIVERSITIES all over the USA.
Outdoors
51. Run rapids in a canoe: Done 52. Hang food in the wild: Done 53. Skipper a boat: Done 54. Shoot straight: ???? 55. Tackle steep drops on a mountain bike: Done 56. Escape a rip current : At Sea or inside the tent?Primitive Skills
57. Build a fire in the wilderness: If you are STUPID you have no lighters. no matches, no lenses?. Please go cold 58. Build a shelter: done 59. Find potable water : Ya mean all that on your back is WHISKEY.Surviving Extremes
60. Floods 61. Tornados 62. Cold 63. Heat 64. LightningYOU AND YOU ONLY CHOOSE WHERE THE FUCK YOU LIVE, WHY SHOULD I WORRY
Teach Your Kids
65. Cast a line 66. Lend a hand 67. Change a tire 68. Throw a spiral 69. Fly a stunt kite 70. Drive a stick shift 71. Parallel park 72. Tie a bowline 73. Tie a necktie 74. Whittle 75. Ride a bikeWhere the fuck did these dudes come from?
ED: They were born from experiments at the Gender Studies departments from UNIVERSITIES all over the USA
Technology
76. Install a graphics card: NO I PAY NERDS TO PERFORM 77. Take the perfect portrait: OK if you want to 78. Calibrate HDTV settings 79. Shoot a home movie 80. Ditch your hard driveBesides the movie
Master Key Workshop Tools
81. Drill driver 82. Grease gun 83. Coolant hydrometer 84. Socket wrench 85. Test light 86. Brick trowel 87. Framing hammer 88. Wood chisel 89. Spade bit 90. Circular saw 91. Sledge hammer 92. Hacksaw 93. Torque wrench 94. Air wrench 95. Infrared thermometer 96. Sand blaster 97. Crosscut saw 98. Hand plane 99. Multimeter 100. Feeler gaugesDid we leave anything out—or included a skill you don’t think is worthy? Sound off in our chat.
Comments:
Punching hippies.
Um, clean up dog poop when it drops?
change hands without missing a stroke?# posted by KeesKennis @
10/03/2008 01:06:00 AM
