01 April 2008

 

Pearls of wisdom

QUESTION:
Your people want to make a statue in your honor.
What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

ANSWER:
My statue will be made of guano, highly compressed and polished to resemble marble, commemorating the victory of Bad Taste over Common Sense and Decency.

Who gave the answer above?
As a tip as to whom it may be, I will copy some words and some piccies from his blog.




Beef Tenderloin, flanked by Parsnip-Pear Purée, Horseradish Sauce, Fart Balls, and Tennessee ’Taters.


You need




Beef


Food in; shit, bad jokes out.

And so on, but you get my drift.

I will will donate the guano.

Comments:



...Two vast and and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert...

Ole Phat Stu Homepage 04.02.08 - 7:50 am #



Aw, this one's easy.

"Snake" Plissken Homepage 04.01.08 - 7:23 pm #



BobG said...
Those women in the middle picture must be political speech writers looking for new material.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008 7:06:00 PM



Comments:
Those women in the middle picture must be political speech writers looking for new material.
 
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