05 August 2006

 

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Butch arrived at work on Monday morning with two puffy blue/black eyes.
A co worker asked what caused two black eyes.
Butch explained that, yesterday, he and a friend decided to meet at church for the service.
His friend was late so he went in alone and sat behind a fat woman.
When they stood up to sing the first time he noticed that the fat woman's dress has crept into her buttock crevice.
He tried to look away and ignore it but just couldn't so he bent over and pulled the dress out of the crevice.
The woman turned round and hit him a heavy blow on his left eye.
The service continued and his friend joined him for the rest of the service.
As they rose for the last song his friend saw the crept up dress and pulled it out.


In Butch's own words.
"Knowing that she doesn't like it, I bend forward and pushed it back, that is when I got the righty."





Comments:

This...is scary.

I was going to post the exact same story later today (by way of introducing yet another story), and here you have beaten me to it. Synchronicity, serendipity, call it what you will, but it's strange, innit? "Great" minds do think alike...
# posted by Elisson : Saturday, August 05, 2006 11:43:21 PM

That was funny...and growing up sitting in many a church pew, I did see the EXACT same thing (well, without the dog - that I know of)
# posted by Lisa W. : Sunday, August 06, 2006 2:36:39 PM

Yes Elisson it is scary.
It has nothing to do "Fools never differ"

Lisa, I saw it so big and so deep that a small dog like that would not have shown.
# posted by KeesKennis : Sunday, August 06, 2006 5:15:08 PM

Comments:
This...is scary.

I was going to post the exact same story later today (by way of introducing yet another story), and here you have beaten me to it. Synchronicity, serendipity, call it what you will, but it's strange, innit? "Great" minds do think alike...
 
That was funny...and growing up sitting in many a church pew, I did see the EXACT same thing (well, without the dog - that I know of)
 
Yes Elisson it is scary.
It has nothing to do "Fools never differ"

Lisa, I saw it so big and so deep that a small dog like that would not have shown.
 
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